Chapter 41: Sister has taken good care of you
There is no doubt that the car in front of me is a famous car.
It is the product of the cooperation between Mercedes-Benz of Germany and the Swiss watch giant Swatch, and it is very artistic.
Fashionable appearance, intelligent control, humanized design concept.
It is proud and luxurious, and its global sales exceeded one million units in the first half of the year!
It's the famous Mercedes-Benz smart!
The length, width and height are an astonishing 2695*1663*1552!
Nickname: Large toy car.
Class: Pocket-sized concept car.
Target group: Women with a thin body.
Lu Ping looked at the car and smoked a cigarette.
The smoke rippled upward, filling his mighty and heroic body.
Fang Qian's office.
Bai Zhiyuan, the sales manager, was laughing with Fang Qian.
The two of them are sometimes affectionate, sometimes frowning.
Office romance.
Level: Level 1 Confidential.
If it weren't for the workplace, I'm afraid they would have run out of firewood a long time ago.
"Haha, Zhiyuan, I helped you out of your bad breath this time, how can you thank me?"
"Thank you for the night, old place, I will definitely let you ......"
"It's in the office, don't be so sensitive, okay?"
"I'll send you the room number on WeChat in a moment...... Well, my Qian, your trick is amazing, the little driver surnamed Lu, this time he is a dumb eater of Coptis chinensis, and he can't come out of the bitterness......"
"Of course, if you dare to make my little liver angry, who will I fix him?"
"The point is that it's so reasonable to fix him, and I can't find fault with it...... My Qian, you're such a genius!"
"Praise me again, praise me again for making you unable to straighten your waist at night!"
"I like ......"
“……”
Lu Ping took the key and found the second floor.
At the door of Fang Qian's office, Bai Zhiyuan was humming a tune and coming out of it.
Lu ...... Lu Ping?" Bai Zhiyuan remembered the scene of the horse stumbling at the auto show, and he became angry when he looked at the driver. Fortunately, his underground lover Fang Qian helped him avenge that arrow.
Now, he really wanted to laugh and laugh heartily.
"Manager Bai, this is ......," Lu Ping glanced at Fang Qian's office.
Bai Zhiyuan suppressed his excitement: "Oh, I have some connection with the work of the director of the house, and I talked about the work. You're not going to be here to find the director of the house, are you?"
Lu Ping always felt that this guy's expression was weird.
"Well, yes, it's a little bit of a small matter for me to find the room director. Lu Ping responded, and his heart was unsettled.
Bai Zhiyuan pretended to be envious: "Oh yes, I just heard from the director of the house that Mr. Gong gave you a trolley?"
Lu Ping nodded unpleasantly: "Well, there is such a thing." ”
"Awesome, awesome!" Bai Zhiyuan stepped forward and patted Lu Ping's shoulder: "Even a manager like me is not qualified to allocate a car." Mr. Gong values you so much, you have a great future in the company, come on, come on!"
Although Lu Ping saw his duplicity.
But I don't know how to fight back.
Besides, Lu Ping is still a little uncertain about the situation.
Coming down from the second floor, Bai Zhiyuan went directly into the bathroom, dancing with his hands.
Then he let out the smile he had just held in his stomach.
The laughing belly is fluttering, and the laughing dick is shrunk in.
Until a male salesman pushed the door out of the poop pit and asked, "Manager Bai is going to be promoted, so open?"
Bai Zhiyuan scolded embarrassedly: "What should you do, why should you go, the leader's affairs are also your nonsense?"
Nima's!
How happy is this manager, can you imagine?
How can a man's achievements be reflected in promotions and salary increases?
Pickle girls, step on people, these are more open!
The dignified office director let the manager sleep;
The celebrity driver next to the president also let the manager indirectly play it;
It's hard for this manager to be unhappy!
The point is, I can't control it!
Second floor.
Fang Qian's office.
Fang Qian sat there looking at the documents, dangling her thick legs wrapped in stockings.
The oversized leather shoes of No. 42 were almost glued open by her feet.
At this time, Lu Ping walked in with the key.
"Why are you here again? The car has been matched for you, and you are still not satisfied?" Although Fang Qian is sturdy, she is also a little woman's mind, and this kind of thing makes her feel a sense of accomplishment.
Lu Ping threw the key on the desk: "Excuse me, are you sure this car is for me?"
Fang Qian pretended to be very puzzled: "Is there any problem? It's a new model, and it has only run thousands of kilometers of test drive, and the car is in first-class condition." ”
"Well, it's new. ”
"You can see how much my sister takes care of you, right?"
Fang Qian took a sip of water from her cup, her excitement could not be concealed, and she almost spit out the water she drank back.
"But ......" Lu Ping held back his emotions: "Mercedes-Benz smart, this car is indeed too small......"
Fang Qian asked rhetorically: "I'll just ask you, is smart a Mercedes-Benz?"
Lu Ping nodded: "It's Mercedes-Benz." ”
Fang Qian said confidently: "That's not it, Mr. Gong said that he would give you a test drive, but he didn't say which one." As the director of the office, in line with the responsible attitude of saving costs for the company, I think this smart is more economical and fuel-efficient, which can save the company a lot of costs. Do you dare to say that I did something wrong?"
Yes, no problem!
Lu Ping saw that she was clearly trying to tease herself!
"You're not doing anything wrong. Lu Ping smiled bitterly: "But I can't sit in at all, the space is too small, eldest sister!"
Fang Qian smiled gently: "Believe me, you should still be able to sit on it if you squeeze it." A great man once said that time is like toothpaste, there is always a squeeze. The same goes for space. ”
What kind of logic?
Lu Ping: "......"
This woman is so insidious!
There are policies and countermeasures, and she uses them so flexibly.
The point is, she did it reasonably, in line with the rules, and in line with everything!
It's just not in line with my Lu Ping's gender!
"Sister Director, you should know that this is a female car. Treating women, Lu Ping still chose to be reasonable and patiently communicated with her: "Don't talk about me, as a woman, I'm afraid it will be difficult for you to sit in." ”
Fang Qian looked displeased: "Are you saying I'm fat?"
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Did I say it?"
"I'm too lazy to bother with you. Fang Qian laughed and doubled her chin: "There is no law, even Mercedes-Benz, including Mercedes-Benz, is not so strict that it has to define the smart car as exclusive to women, right?
Lu Ping's face turned blue: "Director Fang, you're a bit of a strong word!"
"Am I being forced? please refute me!"
"You...... Okay, I'll give you an example, there are two kinds of toilets in the world, men's toilets and women's toilets, and there is no legal mandate that men must not enter the women's toilets, but in reality, can they enter? This is morality, this is conduct, big sister. In the same way, I can't drive a woman's car, I can't drive ......."
It's hard, it's so hard!
Lu Ping rarely told people these big truths.
In country S, especially for men, how can you afford to spend these words?
A slap in the face, everything can be explained.
But in the face of a weak, chubby woman, he really couldn't do it.
"This is too far-fetched for me to agree. Don't worry, you think slowly. Fang Qian simply turned on her mobile phone and chatted about WeChat.
The big thick fingers swiped across the screen.
Aren't you afraid of breaking the screen?
Lu Ping glanced at her, and his eyes lit up.
Originally...... That's it!
Looks like there's some fun now!