When the middle-aged man saw Zhang Zi playing with himself, he was immediately furious, and was about to go crazy, but was stopped by an old man behind him.

The old man looked at Zhang Zizi carefully, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Zhang Sang, don't be excited, in fact, we all admire you very much for the battle with the Luwu family." It's just that our Abe family is weak and really can't help it, and we deeply regret this. ”

Zhang Zizai: "Who said I was going to make an appointment with them?"

The old man was stunned for a moment, and said happily: "So, are you ready to admit defeat to the Luya family?" After speaking, he changed to a regretful expression and said: "It's okay this way, although the reputation will be damaged, but the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, and it is also a wise decision to choose Mingzhe to protect himself at this time." Then, the old man pretended to say: "That's it, as the elder of the Abe family, I'm willing to come forward to help you intercede, I believe that the other party will not embarrass Zhang Sang too much for my sake." ”

Zhang Zizai watched this old actor change his mask and act, if he hadn't just seen him secretly covering his mouth and laughing when Kana Abe was sprayed by a group, he might really regard him as a good old man who thinks about himself.

Zhang Zizi waited for him to finish before he rolled his eyelids with disdain: "Who said I was going to surrender?"

The feminine man said angrily: "If you refuse to accept the challenge and surrender, are you really ready to let our Abe family fight for you?"

"Do you think I need it?" Zhang Zizi smiled.

The feminine man gritted his teeth and said, "Then what do you want?"

The foreign Taoist priest shook the challenge book in his hand, and interjected: "No matter what, we will not accept this challenge, what kind of thing is written, and he also bets on the spirit of bushido, and vows to fight with us until dawn." Does he think he's a penguin mahjong?"

Bai Maruko also followed the poisonous tongue and said: "I have never seen such a stingy challenge book, if they are willing to cut three or five territories and take them out as a gambling contract, maybe the old lady is happy, and she is willing to accompany them to play two rounds." ”

The tattooed brother echoed: "Yes, not only will the land be cut, but also the compensation! If you pay 230 million yuan, let alone make an appointment, you can even help them demolish the house!"

Ao Bing: "Why are you demolishing the house?"

Tattooed brother: "Isn't his house leaking rain?"

Ao Bing: "Oh, that's going to have to be demolished." ”

Zhang Zizai looked at the tattooed brother with sympathetic eyes: "In the future, I won't play with Boil, haven't you noticed that the two of you are getting more and more the same." ”

Ao Bing: "Yes, he is as enthusiastic as me!"

He Yuanzhen on the side stood up: "Since you have to add terms, it's better to add another female body, I heard our boss say, this is a must in R country, I have wanted to eat for a long time." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Don't you want to eat baked steamed buns?

He Yuanzhen thought for a while: "Why don't you put the baked steamed buns on the women's body and eat them?"

Zhang Zizai: "......"

Everyone said a word, and soon drafted a new war book.

It reads as follows:

Today, we're going to challenge you.

If you lose, you have to do the following:

1. Kneel down and sing conquest to the most handsome Taoist priest in history, Gordan.

2. Prepare a women's body for us to enjoy.

3. Ashiya was later renamed Dog House.

4, let Conan and Gray Plains mourn together.

5. Compensation of 1 million in cash, and promise not to appear within 50 meters of Kana Abe for any reason in the future.

6. Hurry up and go for plastic surgery.

If we lose, we do the following:

Forget it, we won't lose anyway.

......

In this way, a brand new war book was drawn up, although the content in it was a bit of a world, but there was no way, after all, this was made by everyone.

The first one came from a foreign Taoist priest, who always liked to strike his opponent mentally first when fighting—this was the only trick that the king two-quarters of the immortals taught him, and it was only by messing with people's minds that they could make people show their flaws. From Wu Bizhong before to the gold robbery afterward, he gave full play to this trick.

The second was added by He Yuanzhen, who originally wanted to specify the red sound, but was unanimously rejected by everyone. If you really want to choose her, this baked steamed bun must not become a boiled steamed bun.

Needless to say, the third one, no one can come up with this except Shiramaruko.

The fourth is the joint work of Ao Bing and the tattooed brother, they have been watching Conan recently, and they agree that Gray Yuan Wai is more cute, which Zhang Zizi raises his hands in approval.

The fifth article is, of course, added by Zhang Zizai, although everyone complained that one million was too little.

The last one belongs to the group, and even the foreign Taoist priest who claims to be unimportant in appearance feels that this one must be added.

Zhang Zizai took the drafted war book and said to the people in the Abe family: "Is anyone willing to take me to the Ashiya house?"

The feminine man saw that Zhang Zizai and his group were going to challenge the Ashiya family, and thought that he could finally let the Abe family stay out of the matter, so he said excitedly: "Okay! I'll take you there! I don't know when you are going to make a war letter?"

Zhang Zizai raised his wrist and glanced down at the collocation: "It's not yet four o'clock, let's go now, hurry up and solve it in time for dinner." ”

Ao Bing stared at Zhang Zizai in surprise: "It's so amazing? You obviously don't wear a watch, how can you know the time?"

Bai Maruko pointed to the wall clock on the wall and said speechlessly, "You are blind!"

......

Everyone rushed to Ashiya's house with a new war book.

In the car, Kana Abe asked with a sad face: "Zhang Sang, you just said that you didn't want to participate in this battle, why did you suddenly change your mind." ”

Zhang Zizai turned his head to the window, raised his head at a forty-five degree angle, and flicked the bangs in front of him and said, "No way, who made me unaccustomed to seeing beautiful women being bullied." The way the group of people in your family besieged you today is so annoying, I don't help you out, who will help you out. ”

Bai Maruko pouted and said, "Okay, then you will come out on your own for a while, and everyone should not help him!"

Zhang Zizai: "This ...... Actually, I'm here to protect everyone's honor. ”

Shiramaruko: "The ghost believes you!"

The tattooed brother was unhappy and said, "Don't insult our ghost's IQ." ”

Kana Abe held Zhang Zizai's hand gratefully with tears in her eyes: "Zhang San, thank you!"

Zhang Zizi felt the temperature from Kana Abe's palm, and there were ripples in his heart.

Seeing that the two of them were about to get up with you and me, Bai Maruko couldn't help but say sourly: "He's the only one to help you, right?"

Kana Abe hurriedly spread her hand away: "I didn't mean that. After that, he bowed to everyone: "Thank you!"

......

After a while, the group arrived in front of Ashiya's mansion.

As soon as everyone got out of the car, they were surrounded by a group of strong men in three circles and three circles outside, shouting a bunch of bird language that everyone couldn't understand.

Abe Shuang stepped forward to talk and chatted with them.

After a while, Luya Leaky Rain walked out of the mansion with several people who looked like him, and came to Zhang Zizi with the human wall.

"Yes, I'm taking on the challenge so quickly. ”

Zhang Zizai smiled: "You misunderstood, we are here to return the war book." ”

Ashiya Leaky Rain laughed heartily: "Guts rat, how can you admit defeat like this?In that case, then you all kneel down and apologize to me, and then let this beautiful lady next to you accompany me......"

Zhang Zizai interrupted him impatiently, and threw the war book he wrote in his face: "Idiot, take a good look, this is called the war book!"

Luwu Leaky Yu opened the battle book and saw it, his face turned purple with anger, and he yelled at Zhang Zizai: "Baga!

Zhang Zizai: "Don't talk nonsense, we don't treat you as a human being." ”

The foreign Taoist priest echoed: "Also, where can anyone look like him." ”

Bai Maruko nodded and said, "Maybe his parents are brothers and sisters." ”

Ao Bing opened his mouth and wanted to echo a few words, but Zhang Zizai and the others immediately shouted at him: "Don't talk!"

Seeing a few people humiliating themselves, Luya said angrily: "You! you ......"

Zhang Zizai waved his hand to interrupt him: "What are you, you still don't think you were scolded enough yesterday?

After hearing the rain leakage, Ashiya hurriedly closed his mouth.

Seeing this, a crying face on the side stepped forward and said, "Where are you challenging the book, it is clearly an unequal treaty!"

Bai Maruko smiled: "It's okay, if you're afraid, you can not fight, just learn a few dog barks, it's a big deal, we should come to the dog house and take a turn." ”

Crying mourning retorted: "Who said I was scared?"

Zhang Zizai: "That's to accept my challenge?"

Wailing and shaking his head, he said, "Such a child's challenge book is against the spirit of our bushido, how can you ask me to promise you?"

Zhang Zizai: "That is, you don't dare to fight?"

Crying and mourning, he said with a straight face: "There is no word cowardice in the dictionary of my Ashiya fire!"

Zhang Zizai: "That's acceptance?"

Ashiya fire: "I ......"

Zhang Zizai: "What are you, whether you agree or not, you are giving a happy word, grinding and chirping, are you afraid that you will not lose?"

The fire in the reed house was provoked by Zhang Zizai, his face turned pale, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! I will fight! But you will ...... if you lose."

Zhang Zizai: "Don't talk about those useless things, wait until you win." ”

Ashiya caught fire: "Okay! I'll let you know how powerful our Ashiya family is today!" After saying that, he pinched and chanted the mantra, and two purple fireworks suddenly appeared in his hands.

Luwu caught fire and pinched the flames, looked at Zhang Zizai and the others domineeringly, and said word by word: "The fire in Luwu is here!

Zhang Zizai: "I'll come!"

Ashiya burst out of fire and shouted, "Okay!" and prepared to take shelter.

Zhang Zizai: "Slow!"

Ashiya said angrily, "What do you want?"

Zhang Zizai took out a cigarette from his pocket, walked to the fire in the reed house, lit the cigarette with the flame in his hand, took a deep breath and said, "Don't get excited, don't get excited, I mean...... I'll borrow a fire. ”