1862 There is a secret art in the room

Xiao Letian didn't look back, but shook his head regretfully in his heart, of course he knew what Lin Zhen was asking, the eldest and junior eunuchs were sent by the Forbidden City to take care of Zaichun's life, and being able to be selected to study with the emperor showed that these eunuchs all had some real skills. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

Especially this little Sixi, the most proficient is the art of the room, this is not a joke but a kind of trick that the profession of eunuch must master.

It is said that they have thousands of years of treasures of the harem, recording many classic secret postures, and many lewd scenes that outsiders can't imagine at all.

It is even said that they will have a kind of fingering, every time the emperor is fortunate to have a concubine and a palace maid, he will ask His Majesty if he will stay, that is, whether this woman is allowed to have the right to conceive, if the emperor is just playing and does not want this woman to keep the imperial bloodline, then he will not stay.

At this time, the eunuch didn't use any drug contraceptive methods at all, and only used his finger joints to knock on a few acupuncture points of the woman, regardless of whether you were on a good day or not, this time Lin Xing would definitely not get pregnant.

Doesn't it sound amazing? There are many magical places in the Great Inner Forbidden Palace, and there are iron arhats with mechanical clockwork treasures in the palace! It is said that when you start the clockwork, you can demonstrate the movements of the Spring Palace on the spot, and there are all kinds of postures, and Xiao Sixi has actually mastered the ability to repair this kind of puppet.

To put it bluntly, the only purpose of all the knowledge that Xiao Sixi trained in the palace was to make the emperor 'sexually happy' They are a sect, and word of mouth has passed down many secret recipes from the Ming Dynasty.

And where did the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty inherit from? It was inherited from the Yuan Dynasty and even the Song Dynasty, this kind of room art is also a science, there are thousands of years of inheritance and innovation, and after accumulating to the end of the Qing Dynasty, you can imagine how huge and complex the knowledge is.

After all, Lin Zhen is also from the Ryukyu old ministers' family, Xiao Lotian has never treated these old ministers badly, whether they are still powerful or not, at least they will not be missing in terms of money and wealth.

So Lin Zhen is a tough guy when he puts on a military uniform, and when he takes off his military uniform and goes home, he is immediately a gentleman, Xiang Ying doesn't even have a daughter-in-law, Lin Zhen's concubine has already accepted four rooms, this kid doesn't know where to hear that Xiao Sixi has this kind of unique skill, it seems that he is going to learn from a teacher.

After a while, the two timid eunuchs walked in front of Xiao Letian, three meters away, and the two knelt down directly as soon as their knees were weak, kowtowing like pounding garlic...... Führer auspicious!"

"Okay, don't kowtow, the sea is stormy, be careful of a grunt falling into the sea...... I'm coming to you today to discuss something important!"

"Tomorrow the fleet will converge with the British fleet, Your Majesty will have the demeanor of an emperor in every word and deed from tomorrow, and you will keep an eye on me in terms of dress and speech and demeanor!"

"When it's time to play, I will let Your Majesty play, but this state visit is related to the image of the whole of Asia in Europe, this is the first Chinese emperor to visit Europe in thousands of years, and there must be no mistakes in the major events recorded in history! The etiquette rules you learned in the Forbidden City should be given to Zai Chun!"

The senior swallowed a mouthful of saliva and smiled, "Huh...... What the Führer said is that I am afraid that Your Majesty will not listen to your petty temperament, and today with the Führer's words, the minions will be bold enough to do errands!"

"First of all, Your Majesty should wear a dragon robe...... The minions also know the heat, but they have to endure the heat, and the underwear is made of Huzhou's filament Rosha, and a few more attendants are sent to hold the ice cubes, I believe that Your Majesty can still endure it......"

When it comes to how to serve people, it is the unique skill of the big four, and a large number of royal items are loaded in the accompanying cargo ship, Qiluo umbrella cover and various clothing decorations of the honor guards, and the precious gifts are a whole boat.

For these cumbersome etiquette, Xiao Lotian also had a headache, and he listened to it for half an hour before he figured out a little clue, and then Xiao Letian looked at Xiao Sixi and said coldly: "Your skills are less to show off!

Xiao Sixi knelt down with a puff, "The slave doesn't dare...... Isn't it the master's grace that the slave asks the slave to do whatever he wants, and he can learn whatever he wants, and he will not dare to harm the slave if he kills him!"

What the profession of eunuchs needs is to be able to be small and soft, to be able to observe words and feelings, and in the face of the angry scolding of big people, they have 10,000 ways to resolve it.

Xiao Letian is a powerful minister, in the hearts of eunuchs, it is the sun that cannot be provoked, and there is only one way to deal with Xiao Letian, to be a villain in a down-to-earth manner, and to change the mercy of the master in order to live.

The so-called stretching out his hand and not hitting the smiling person, seeing Xiao Sixi so good, Xiao Letian couldn't scold him anymore, but just warned him a few words not to seduce Zai Chun to learn badly, let alone let his generals learn badly.

The big and small Sixi brothers kowtowed like pounding garlic, and finally passed this scene, Xiao Sixi saw Xiao Letian's face softened, and hurriedly laughed and beat the snake with the stick, "Führer Mingjian, the slave entered the palace at the age of six and didn't understand anything, it's not that the old eunuchs let us learn whatever we want, I don't know how to learn such a craft......"

"But we also have rules, when my husband taught his skills, he once asked the slave to kneel on the tile to memorize the rules, and he memorized the sentence of scraping the bone knife for three hours...... We all know that we can't let our master hurt Jingyuan, after all, we have to die, right?"

"Actually......" Xiao Sixi grinned, "In fact, these secrets of the harem are not passed on, and there are many tricks that can be enjoyed without hurting the vitality...... The first thing is that the Yuan is idle, and the slave presents it to you? It is guaranteed to be a unique skill that has been passed down for 3,000 years, and it really does not hurt the body......"

Xiao Letian's eyes lit up, and he involuntarily asked, "Really, fake...... I regretted it as soon as I said it, and quickly looked left and right, coughing, and said, "Nonsense, what do I want this for......?"

The big and small Sixi hugged their heads and ran away, but on the way to escape, the two looked at each other and smiled, and secretly said in their hearts: "The head of state is also a temperamental, it seems that there will be another way back in the future......"

Xiao Lotian shook his head self-deprecatingly, and then his brows tightened, he was very worried about this, there were many desires that were difficult for him to suppress, so what should I do when I was young in the future?

There may really be a secret technique of collecting yin and supplementing yang, but as soon as people's desires come up to play, they can't control themselves, and it's easy to break the ring.

"Jae-chun, Jae-chun!Jae-chun...... How could he control himself......

Worry is very worrying, but this kind of problem is basically unsolvable, Xiao Lotian can overcome this era, but he can never defeat people's desires.

In the evening of the same day, Xiao Lotian invited his apprentices and generals to a banquet, and dozens of people gathered on the Zhiyuan to toast together to congratulate the victory of the Battle of Brunei.

It's just that what Xiao Letian didn't know was that when he was drunk and his face was hot, Lin Zhen, the strange screamer on the back deck, was scolded by Cai Bixuan for being a bloody dog.

"Lin Zhen, you remember it for me! No matter what hatred we have with the Great Qing Kingdom, Zaichun, this little brother, doesn't have much sin, you kid don't play double-faced tricks behind him, and my eyes don't rub sand!"

Lin Zhen was afraid that this beautiful woman who had played since she was a child would not dare to talk back, "Okay, okay...... Listen to the girl, listen to you!"

Cai Bixuan glared at him fiercely, "The majesty of the stormtroopers is going to be used with those shameless Manchu princes, Zaichun is our little junior brother, how can we recognize the master's incense!"