Chapter 20: Siamese Man
Due to the lack of oxygen, my consciousness was still a little blurry, so I boldly pulled her in front of me and said, "Come again!"
Yuwei was surprised by my sudden change of attitude, but her expression was still extremely cold, and she said in a deep voice, "Do you think I don't dare?"
I gradually regained consciousness, looked at her crazy eyes, and knew that the stall was very troublesome, and if this little girl's skin was ruthless, the consequences would be very serious! Don't take it seriously, it's not too early, I'll cook, don't starve you. ”
"What's the matter?"
"Miss Zhang, there are basically no people in this world who are not afraid of you. ”
The rain was slightly attached to me, a pair of beautiful eyes were very close to me, and the exhaled breath carried a faint body fragrance, which made me inexplicably excited, and she whispered: "Are you praising me?"
"You can make it up for yourself. ”
She didn't torture me very much, straightened up, picked up a headtie from the dresser, tied a long hair in front of her, took out a small mirror, looked at her face, and when she was done, she finally stood up slowly from me, pulled the handcuffs hard and said, "Get up, I want to wash." ”
I hurriedly got up and followed her into the bathroom in the living room, she washed her face and brushed her teeth with one hand, and was about to leave after washing, but I stood still and didn't move, "Miss Zhang, can I wash my face?"
"There's a small one in the storeroom. ”
I raised my hand and said, "Miss Zhang, we are conjoined now, why don't you deign to accompany me to the warehouse?"
"I'm not going to that dirty place!"
"So, what should I do? Miss Zhang, I just had a lot of blood from my nose, and going out like this will be regarded as a mental illness! Can you be accommodating?"
Yuwei said indifferently: "No"
I looked at her in a daze. Maybe I was too scary to look now, she went back to the bedroom, pulled out a few wipes and handed them to me.
I walked to the mirror and wiped my face carefully, and then looked at my chest, there was a thin and long scar on the left, which she scratched with a syringe, there were a lot of blood stains under the scar, I wiped off the blood stains with wet wipes, a small "micro" word, appeared in the position of the heart... This is Miss Zhang's masterpiece? I really have to worry about my life when I live with her!
Yuwei seemed to see my thoughts, lifted the handcuffs and said, "Do you want to run?"
I hurriedly said, "It is the greatest honor of my life to be by your side, how can I run?"
She ignored me and sat on the dresser, carefully applying makeup with one hand. I found that she really put a lot of effort into her makeup. It's normal for a woman to wear makeup for half an hour, and an hour is the best, but she wears makeup for an hour and a half! Some cosmetics that I don't understand at all are rubbed on her face layer by layer.
When she was completely put on makeup, a cold and glamorous queen appeared in front of me, with a cold momentum, and her whole body exuded this feeling of being thousands of miles away.
After I was stunned for a moment, I raised my handcuffs and said, "Miss Zhang, I'm going to cook, can you deign to move to the kitchen?"
She didn't look at me, but said indifferently: "It's not convenient to do it, go out to eat in the future, get dressed and follow me." ”
I said helplessly, "I can't put my shirt on..."
"Then put on a coat"
I pulled Yuwei and was about to go out, but the doorbell rang, and a little man with glasses came, and when he saw me, he immediately stretched out his hand and said: "Hello, my name is Wang Kun, and I am the "Angel of Love", you will fall in love with me at a glance, because my work is extremely noble. ”
I stared at this little man in front of me, with thick eyebrows and small eyes, a wide nose, and a big flat head like a pot lid, just this person, he didn't look like an angel if he gave him a pair of wings?
I said indifferently: "I don't care what work you do, I don't have the organ you want here, hurry up!"
Hearing my reply, this Wang Kun not only did not leave, but squeezed in through the crack in the door, looked at me and said with a smile: "This gentleman, you may be prejudiced against my work, my work is extremely noble, we are passing on life!"
I said with a bad face, "Who told you to come in? Get out of here right away!"
"Let him in. ”
I looked at Yuwei, and there was a little helplessness on that cold face.
After Wang Kun entered the house, he found me and Yu Wei handcuffed together, he looked at the two of us suspiciously, and then patted me on the shoulder and said, "Abuse love, I understand, envy you." ”
I said in my heart: What nonsense this person is talking about, it's so annoying!
Wang Kun stretched out his hand to Yuwei, but there was only a cold face that replied to him, so he had to withdraw his hand in embarrassment and take out an organ donation form to Yuwei.
Yuwei looked at me and motioned to continue. I took the file and asked, "What is this?"
"Let you sign it. ”
"Miss Zhang, you see that my body is so good, how unlucky it is to sign this!"
Yu pulled the handcuffs slightly, pulled me to the ground, and said with an unkind face: "If you want to sign it, you will sign!"
I hurriedly stretched out my hand to Wang Kun: "Bring a pen!"
Yuwei took out her organ donation form from her bag, she hesitated for a long time in her hand, as if she was very reluctant, and finally handed the document to Wang Kun.
Wang Kun carefully put away the documents and said very seriously: "I won't bother the two of you, if the two of you die suddenly, I will come as soon as possible to take away the heart and cornea of the two of you, I hope that the two of you can communicate with your relatives as soon as possible, so as not to delay the best transplant time." ”
I glared at Wang Kun and said, "Can you say something nice!
Wang Kun nodded and walked out of the room, and said before leaving: "You two don't need to send it, I know the way." ”
The heart said: I have seen a lot of shameless people, but I have never seen such a shameless one!
I looked at Yuwei beside me, but she avoided my gaze and walked out of the room in handcuffs.
I drove to a Chinese restaurant, this Chinese restaurant looks very ordinary on the outside, but after entering, the decoration inside is very luxurious, and there are a lot of people eating, and the waiters are busy serving the dishes to the table.
After Yuwei and I entered the restaurant, all the diners looked at us with strange eyes, "Look, this woman must be a plainclothes policeman, and now the hooligans are handcuffed with the prisoners." Look at that pervert, bare-chested with a coat, it's not a good thing at first glance!"
I gave these people a few blank looks, but there were so many people who laughed at me that I didn't bother to pay attention to them in the end.
Yuwei was still wearing the red dress from yesterday, she found a window seat to sit down, but there was no empty seat next to the seat, so I had to stand awkwardly next to her.
A handsome guy who didn't open his eyes, looking at Yuwei, the cold and glamorous queen, drooling, he walked over and sat opposite Yuwei, and posed in a cool pose, "Beauty? This is a hooligan who was arrested, right? Do you want me to accompany you to send him to the Public Security Bureau?"
Yuwei's beautiful big eyes instantly turned blood-red, and she yelled at the handsome guy: "Get out!"
The handsome guy was stunned, and then turned his head to look at me, I was also choked by these people, and stared at the handsome guy and said in a deep voice: "Let you go!
I thought to myself: If this kid continues to talk nonsense here, I'll use this glass ashtray on the table to open his head!
The handsome guy was obviously not in the world, and he thought he was a handsome guy who could flirt with girls like crazy, but he was kicked to the iron plate, looking at me and Yuwei's terrible eyes, he had to leave in embarrassment.
The waiter came over and looked at us as if he had seen an alien, "What do you two mean by these handcuffs?"
"Nothing interesting, personal hobby. ”
The waiter asked suspiciously, "Sir, Miss, what do you want to eat?"
Yuwei looked out the window and said, "Whatever." ”
The waiter looked at me and said, "Whatever?"
"Just make two dishes, less salt and less chili. ”
The waiter left with a blank face, and muttered: "There are two weirdos here..."
After a while, the waiter served a plate of "pot wrapped meat", a plate of "steamed crucian carp", and ten flatbreads. Yuwei rolled up a cake and ate it very reservedly, but she didn't ask me to eat it at all, so I had to stand awkwardly on the side.
"Are you hungry?"
I thought to myself: Didn't she knowingly ask? Who is not hungry early in the morning?
I nodded awkwardly, and she handed me the remaining half of the bread.
"Miss Zhang, let's give me a complete cake, you see that there is still your lipstick on this cake..."
But after saying this, I regretted it! Yuwei stood up and flipped the table directly, Cai Wensi on the table didn't move, all of them fell to the ground, and then pulled the handcuffs hard and pulled me in front of her.
"Do you think I can't eat my lipstick?"
After the rain lifted the table, everyone's eyes in the restaurant gathered on us.
"This is here to smash the store?"
"What do you know? This is the Queen's abuse of servants, and there's a good show to watch now. ”
Curse this gang to watch the fun, I knew it earlier, and I wouldn't bargain with this little girl, I lowered my head in embarrassment, and took half of the cake in her hand...
The waiter cautiously walked over and asked, "Miss, what's wrong with you?"
I held a flatbread in my mouth and said, "It's okay, we will pay for the damage." ”
"What if I don't pay?"
"Then I'll pay"
Yuwei asked, "You are penniless!
I didn't even think about it, I touched the "cross" on my chest and said, "Call my sister, as long as I am not a death sentence, Sister Ting will cover me." ”
But after saying that, I immediately regretted it! In front of her, Zhao Ting, isn't this self-defeating?
Yuwei grabbed the "cross" on my chest! I immediately reacted and grabbed her hand. She picked up a piece of porcelain and put it around my neck, "Are you going to die? Or do you want this cross?"
"This cross is my life. "This cross was given to me by Zhao Ting, and I won't let it go easily.
Yu gasped heavily, and her plump chest began to rise and fall violently with rapid breathing.
At night, she prayed for love with her life. Use your life to snatch a love during the day. Looking at her cold eyes, I was a little shaken, people can be ruthless, I am not a lover in Yuwei's heart.
I slowly let go of my hand, and she immediately pulled the cross off my neck.
Hanging down my hand in frustration, in front of her, I have no choice at all... She can beat me, hurt me, kill me, but she shouldn't have robbed me of my "cross." ”
The waiter asked cautiously, "Sir, Miss, the broken things are 500 yuan in total, do you swipe the card or cash?"
At this time, a lobby manager came over with five people, glanced at the waiter who spoke, bowed slightly to the rain and said, "Miss, the people below don't know you, if you have anything to do, just tell me." ”