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Lijiang, a bar street.
The lights are on, and the paper is drunk.
Mao Xiaobai was far away, and he heard the broken gong voice of Ha Xiaoming's stupid dog, roaring like a ghost crying wolf ..... singing.
"I am a wolf from the north. ”
"Walk in the wilderness. ”
“......”
Of course, this is a perception caused by prejudice.
The fact is that in fact, Comrade Ha Xiaoming, because of his own conditions, sings very well.
Otherwise, Jiangbei, who was looking everywhere, would not have been attracted by the singing and walked into this bar.
Mao Xiaobai was very helpless, she was taught a lesson by the cat king in the afternoon, and now she didn't dare to mess around, so she had to rush to Ha Xiaoming, who was so scared on the stage, that she rolled her eyes fiercely, and then sat down obediently.
Probably because it's just time to eat, most of the men and women with endless energy are still eating dinner, and it is not yet time for them to start their nightlife, and there are not many people in the bar for the time being.
The five of Jiangbei found a corner and sat down.
Mao Xiaobai has been to a bar and behaves very naturally.
The three girls, Yang Xue, Yao Jing and Zhao Jia, today is the first time, and they are very restrained and uncomfortable.
Jiangbei is also the first time to come, but he is a person, with such a character, it is no problem to put him anywhere.
Jiangbei made a dozen beers, two plates of peanuts, and two fruit platters.
Some eat and drink, Mao Xiaobai doesn't bother to pay attention to Ha Xiaoming, who is still holding the microphone and howling on the stage, stupid dogs love to perform, so let it behave.
'If you love it so much, sooner or later you will be caught hot pot.' ’
"Hey, hot pot, don't mention I haven't remembered it yet, let's eat hot pot tomorrow." ’
......
Jiangbei is a shining sun, wherever it goes, it shines wherever it goes.
If Ha Xiaoming hadn't noticed, he would have been blind.
He noticed, but he didn't plan to take the initiative to contact him, on the one hand, the dog king scolded him in the afternoon, and on the other hand, he was a man, and he contacted Jiangbei, which had no impact on the outcome of the game.
Then keep singing.
The end of the song.
The few guests in the bar applauded.
There are even some single beauties, and I don't know if it's because they came to a strange place and don't know anyone, their nature can be released casually, and they actually whistled at Ha Xiaoming.
"Handsome guy, sing again!"
"Handsome guy, let's drink together after singing!"
A beautiful woman shouted, and when Ha Xiaoming heard it, he immediately rushed to the screaming beauty without hesitation, showing his signature evil smile.
This evil smile made Mao Xiaobai feel disgusted.
But, well, bias also plays a big role in it.
In fact, Ha Xiaoming's handsome face, with such an evil smile, is still very lethal, enough to fascinate some girls who are not strong, and they are confused.
"Okay, then I'll sing another song. ”
Ha Xiaoming held the microphone and said with a strong sense of stage, "This song is for a friend of mine, she is a little white cat...... She has passed away, may she be well in heaven. ”
Mao Xiaobai: "???????"
You stupid dog!
You wait for this cat, and sooner or later this cat will beat you into a dead dog and hot pot!
The loss is that her concentration is strong enough, otherwise with Ha Xiaoming's manipulation, she would have to rush out immediately and beat Ha Xiaoming violently on the spot.
Ha Xiaoming smiled, glanced at Mao Xiaobai meaningfully, and then said to the bar staff next to him who was in charge of playing background music, "Wolf in sheep's clothing, thank you." ”
......
"I'm sure I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing. ”
"And you are my prey. ”
"It's the lamb in my mouth!"
“......”
"You make me crazy, you make me crazy. ”
"The howl of love still echoes in the valley. ”
"I'm sure you're the Lamb of my heart. ”
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Jiangbei ate peanuts and was happy.
Laughed a lot.
Yang Xue didn't understand, "What are you laughing at." ”
"This handsome guy is a talent, I think this song should be a love song. ”
"yes, what's wrong?"
"Then when you listen to him sing, you don't feel it, he's not singing about love, he's saying he's going to eat the lamb?"
Yang Xue: "??????"
His eyes became complicated all of a sudden, and his eyes looked at Jiangbei who was still smiling without blinking, "Jiangbei, I really didn't notice that your psychology is so dark!"
Jiangbei: "......"
"My psychology is very sunny, but you are too stupid to hear it. ”
Call me stupid?
"Jiangbei, you're stupid, you're a wood!"
"Well, I'll ask him when he's done singing. I think that's what I feel, and my reading comprehension is still okay...... Huh, Xiaobai, you seem to be angry, the fruit is not the right appetite?"
Mao Xiaobai: "!!!!"
Ha Xiaoming, you stupid dog! You're dead!
Dare to threaten the life of this cat openly!
After gritting his teeth quickly, Mao Xiaobai smiled brightly at Jiangbei, "No, no, I just suddenly thought that I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time, will we eat hot pot at noon tomorrow?"
Yang Xue, Yao Jing, Zhao Jia: "??????"
This girl is really a rare species! Is it true that her head is full of thoughts of eating, and nothing else?
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After Ha Xiaoming finished singing, he was very comfortable joining the team of beauties who invited him to drink.
It was clear that it was not the first time he had a good time playing in a bar.
Jiangbei found an opportunity, not to prove that Yang Xue really couldn't read and understand, but to verify whether he understood wrongly, he found Ha Xiaoming and inquired.
'Big Guy Jiang took the initiative to find me?'
'I'll go, be calm, be calm, can't panic, I'm a handsome guy, absolutely can't panic!'
'Keep it up!'
Ha Xiaoming silently took a deep breath, then nodded at Jiangbei with a smile, "Handsome guy, you understand correctly." ”
Jiang Bei smiled, "I'll just say that my comprehension ability is very good...... Can I ask one more question?"
"It's okay, you ask. ”
Ha Xiaoming pretended to be calm and said.
In fact, the heartbeat is already violent.
Because just now, he suddenly thought of a question half a beat slowly.
It is said that Jiang Bei and Fang Yuan happened to pick up Wang Fu, who was a stray dog and was about to lose half his life.
Then Wang Fu was adopted by the Jiangbei husband and wife, and suddenly soared, and became the housekeeper of the Jiangbei husband and wife.
Then I am much more handsome than Wang Fuke, if I behave well, Jiangbei in front of me will be willing to accept me as a pet.
"Then I asked, I hope you don't mind, I want to ask, before you sing, you said that it was for a friend of yours, the little white cat....... then you mean, you want to eat that little white cat?"
Ha Xiaoming: "......"
I'm a husky.
I'm panicking right now.
I feel that Jiangbei came to me, as if he wanted to slap me to death and be angry for Mao Xiaobai.
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