In the paper shop, Zhang Zizi sat behind the counter, boredly flipping through his mobile phone. The tattooed brother on the side was staring at a legal newspaper. And the king's two-quarters of the immortals leaned against the door, whistling at the beauties passing by while munching on melon seeds.

Two days ago, the ghost Lao Liu left, and Zhang Zizai's first task after being a bad boy was completed. With the departure of the ghost Lao Liu, Zhang Zizai's first "salary" has also arrived. With a dingdong sound, a text message came from the mobile phone, the employee with the number 4247488 Zhang Zizai, you have successfully completed the D-level task, and the bonus has been sent to the WeChat red envelope, please pay attention to check.

Zhang Zizai stared at the 1,000 received in his mobile phone, not knowing whether to be happy or sad.

Happily, the salary was indeed paid in a timely manner, and there was no delay or deduction.

As soon as the ghost old Liu left on the front foot, the money on the back foot arrived. In this way, the efficiency of the prefecture is still quite high, unlike his previous boss, who dragged his salary for half a year, and in the end only paid less than half.

But the sad thing is that this thousand yuan of salary can't be spent!

Because, what was sent to him was not RMB, but the common underworld currency in the underworld!

Zhang Zizai also complained to Lao Yao that whether the salary can be exchanged for the common currency in the world, the US dollar is the best, and if it doesn't work, the Vietnamese dong can accept it.

However, this proposal was strongly despised by Lao Yao.

"Human currency is a tattered thing, you can't bring it in life, you can't bring it in death, what's the use of birds?"

Zhang Zizai: "I don't know if it's useful, I just know that without it, my bird really has no land to use." ”

Lao Yao sighed: "No way, you also know that not everyone in the underworld can cultivate into the flesh, and the vast majority of grassroots employees still maintain the soul form, and this RMB has no use value at all in the underworld." So, of course, the salary is in the dark coin. ”

"But I can't go to the supermarket to buy cigarettes and smoke with my coins, right? ”

Lao Yao pondered for a while, and then said, "In this way, I will report to my superiors and give you a perfect answer in the afternoon." Zhang Zizai thanked again and again.

In the afternoon, Lao Yao appeared at Zhang Zizai's residence, and invited him with joy: "The prefecture has held an emergency meeting, and now two sets of implementation plans are launched for you to choose from, so as to ensure that the special demands of special employees like you are solved." ”

Zhang Zizai: "What plan?"

Lao Yao: "Plan A is that during your time in the world, you can work part-time and other jobs, as long as you do not violate the code of conduct for civil servants of the prefecture, the prefecture will give you the greatest autonomy and do not interfere." ”

What kind of plan is this? It's so high-sounding, isn't it still a sentence, the underworld doesn't care, you think about it?

Zhang Zizai couldn't help but complain: "This is too insincere, you have a half-day meeting and this result?"

Lao Yao: "I know you don't like this plan, it's okay, isn't there a plan B, you must like this!"

Zhang Zizai: "What is Plan B?"

Lao Yao conjured his face-shaving knife out of thin air, and said with a wicked smile: "I slaughtered you, you will become a ghost, once and for all!"

Zhang Zizi was so frightened that he retreated again and again: "I choose A!"

Lao Yao sighed, and withdrew the knife with a disappointed face: "Finally, there is a chance to kill people legally, you kid is really boring." ”

In this way, Zhang Zizai chose option A and accepted the arrangement of the prefecture. No way, he would rather be a boring living person than an interesting dead person.

And Lao Yao praised Zhang Zizi's spirit of obedience, and specially put a few small skills that can be used in the world in his store for him to choose from.

"Let me tell you, this thing is a good thing, it can gather all the bad luck and resentment around you, and then you choose a person to release, at least everything is not going well, or at worst it is a serious illness, the time limit is 24 hours, it is produced by a tricky expert company, and the big brand is guaranteed! It is really a necessary artifact for home travel, killing people and goods! How about it, the internal price of employees, count you 7% off, only sell 888!" Lao Yao pointed to a yin charm in the store, and shouted at Zhang Zizi.

Zhang Zizi shook his head, this thing does sound good, but it is not like the eye-opening technique and the possession technique, it is a one-time item, and the price is indeed a bit high.

Lao Yao saw that Zhang Zizi was not satisfied, and sold him something else: "Then look at this, this is the underworld marriage order, with this order, you can legally do what you love with any ghost you want, and you are not bound by the regulations of the Three Realms!"

"Really, then Nie Xiaoqian can too?"

"Absolutely!"

Zhang Zizi is interested, with this thing, every night to ask a beautiful female ghost to warm the bed, isn't it beautiful, that's it! Just about to click to buy, Lao Yao interjected: "By the way, the premise is that you are willing to do it, otherwise you will be arrested for the crime of strong X." ”

"That's a fart!"

"You don't like that either? It's okay, there's something else. ”

Lao Yao put all kinds of strange things on the shelves, including the Qiwei Dihuang Pill produced by Tongguitang, the grass mud horse cultivated by the Mamian Zoo, and the Sanxian Forget Worry Soup of Meng Po Liang Soup Chain Store, all kinds of dazzling, all goods are sold at discounts.

Zhang Zizai was forced to be helpless, so he chose and chosen, and finally chose something called the beast exorcist spirit.

There was no way, he didn't want to buy it, but Lao Yao said that he was so sincere to give him a discount for the whole store, and if Zhang Zizai didn't return the sincerity, he could only discount him.

Zhang Zizi had no choice but to spend 400 to buy the cheapest thing.

It is said that after this beast repellent spirit is acquired, it can communicate with beasts in a simple way, and it is a necessary skill for the bull head and horse face to collect animal ghosts. However, the beast exorcist spirit also has drawbacks, and the use of this thing requires mana support. It means that the stronger the mana, the higher the level of the animal that can communicate, and Zhang Zi is on this whiteboard, and now he can only talk to insects such as mosquitoes and flies at most.

It's better than nothing, just buy a permanent mosquito coil for 400 yuan.

Lao Yao accepted the money and smiled from ear to ear: "That's right, I mean it, you mean it, everyone is interesting, isn't this interesting?" ”

Zhang Zizai: "Come on, I deserve to be unlucky to be a leader like you." ”

Lao Yao: "Don't bite Lu Dongbin for not knowing good people's hearts! I was supposed to send you a job yesterday, but I fought with my superiors for a long time to help you stop you, and you don't remember me!"

Zhang Zizai: "What kind of work? I haven't seen a flashing light on my mobile phone recently?"

Zhang Zizi's tasks are all distributed by the mobile phone system. If a yellow light flashes on the map, it means that a ghost is about to arrive and needs to be present.

When the red light is on, it means that the ghost has arrived, and after the mission is completed, it will turn into a green light and gradually disappear from the map on the phone.

In the past few days, there has been no signal light in the mobile phone, so Zhang Zizi will be confused.

"Alas, don't mention it, that dead ghost can't repay his wish at all, I'm afraid that you won't be able to deal with it, and in the end you will become a terrible ghost and hurt you again, so I will help you block it. ”

"What do you want? Is it hard?"

Lao Yao raised his head at a forty-five degree angle and looked out the window: "It's not just difficult, his wish is that the national football team will rush into the World Cup!"

......

The underworld doesn't care about food, and Zhang Zizai can only find his own food. So under the introduction of the foreign Taoist priest, he came to the shop of the king two-quarters of the immortals, seeking a job to rely on.

Two-quarters of the king: "One thousand and five a month." ”

Zhang Zizai: "Let's be a little lower, can we be a little sincere?"

Wang two-quarters of an immortal: "Low, yes, yes, the young man is very sincere, then ...... Two thousand?"

Zhang Zizai: "It can be higher." ”

The two-quarters of the king's immortal smiled with satisfaction: "Good boy! The first time I saw you, I thought that you were very good, and you were a rare cultivator, and you would definitely have a great future in the future! Three thousand is three thousand, if you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury!"

Zhang Zizi was full of joy: "Okay!"

Two-quarters of the king stroked his stubble, pointed to the rusty big tea jar on the table and said, "Then it's decided, serve tea, apprentice, and pay the money!"

Zhang Zizai: "Pay the money, didn't you give it to me?"

The king is two-quarters of an immortal: "Are you sick?"

Zhang Zizai: "However, I'm not here to apprentice, I'm here to find a job!"

Two-quarters of the king's immortal face was red and his neck was thick, and he jumped up directly, pointed at Zhang Zizai's nose and scolded: "I'll get out of here for you!"

Zhang Zizai: "Oh, then please, don't send it slowly." ”