Chapter Eighty-Seven: Unwilling to Be Accompanied
The villa is open, it is very rich, it is definitely not just ten plates and eight bowls, it is as simple as seeing that the table is full of hard dishes, good tobacco and wine, and wild vegetables, the scene is definitely more faceless than the wedding banquet of any family marrying a new daughter-in-law.
At this time, that Fan Er also took a boat from the Longnu River to Huludao, and returned to the village in a hurry. When he returned to the meeting site, he saw that the dinner party had already started, so he was so anxious that he hurriedly found a table and wanted to sit down, "Hey, you tell me, you say, let's talk, why didn't you wait for me? I said Xiaozhong, Xiaozhong, no, no, my grandmother has a leg, you look at my mouth, why do you always forget it? should be beaten, should be beaten, should be called you third brother, third brother!" Fan Er said cool words, acting, deliberately making a false action to slap his mouth.
Later, he said: "Oh! Why is Xiaozhong drinking here alone? Ah, my God, you see, why is it called wrong again? This mouth should be beaten, really, why is it always so inappropriate? Yes, the third brother...... "As he spoke, Fan Er still pretended to be garlic and gently slapped his mouth.
"Hehehe!"
"Hehehe, keep acting, keep acting, you keep acting!"
Xiaozhong smiled meaninglessly and wryly, and said, "With my stinky temper, who in our village would dare to come and drink with me?" and waved his hand to let Fan Er sit, saving himself so lonely and embarrassed. For this reason, Fan Er was stunned for a while, and immediately understood. While he sat timidly, he thought to himself: Well, yes, acquaintance! Today, the third brother is still a little self-aware, and grandma is all small-footed. There is a surface.
Despite thinking so, he definitely didn't dare to say to Xiao Zhongming, otherwise, his stomach would definitely get a stinky beating. Therefore, he had to carefully pour each other full of wine, and said, "Come, come, drink, third and third brother! Our grandmothers are all small-footed and drink hard to death. ”
Xiao Zhong didn't say anything when he heard it, and glared at Fan Er. That kind of look makes people hair all over their bodies.
Fan Er didn't seem to feel that something was quite right, so he quickly changed his words, "Bah, bah, look at my stinky mouth, don't blame me, third or third brother! Come on, drink!" Fan Er dared to let go of his belly, touched the cup with Xiao Nan's third brother Xiaozhong, and walked a few in a row. Listen, the two of them have a "ding" sound in their wine glasses.
In the meantime, Xiao Zhong glared at Fan Er again, "It's a little sample, okay! Fan Er, you can really drink some." It's not that my brother said you, just you Fan Er, and your mouth, you, what the can you do, can you hold the door? and grandma has little feet. Just your messy verbal language, I won't bring it to my brother in the future. No, no......" As he spoke, Xiao Zhong raised his big fist, and the old man was high, and he really wanted to beat him.
"Don't ...... Third brother, where do I dare? Note, pay attention, you must pay attention in the future!"
For a while, Fan Er was even more frightened. At the same time, he also hugged Xiaozhong's fist with both hands and slowly pressed it down.
"Oh, okay then! It's a good day, brother doesn't blame you! Come, come, drink, drink. Have a good drink!" Xiao Zhongle said with a little provocation. This time, it didn't mean that Xiaozhong didn't do anything to Fan Er, but it also shocked Fan Er so much that beads of sweat broke out on his chest.
"That's good, third brother, good, drink, drink!" Fan Er filled Xiaozhong with wine, grandma was all small feet, and almost came out again several times, so he had to break a chicken leg for the third brother to deliberately prevaricate, and then, the two of them were very drunk, so not speculative, so unhappy. Let outsiders see it, doubly surprised.
When these two people were drinking happily, suddenly Qian Liuzi and Zhang Wuzi from the village came to their table, look, these two people shook their heads, they were both drunkards, and they were not a good thing in the village.
People say that these two corners usually either gamble or prostitute, and they don't do anything at all, but they often steal a chicken, touch a dog, pull out other people's peanuts or something, which once provoked thousands of people in the village to be hated by thousands of people. Under normal circumstances, such people are not welcome in the countryside. However, there are still many such people in the countryside.
Then again, Qian Liuzi and Zhang Wuzi, the two greedy cats, how could they listen to this movement at this moment, and they all ran over to sit down and join in the fun. Such people are generally unwilling to deal with them and look down on them. Therefore, they didn't speak after a few blank eyes, and Xiaozhong continued to drink sullen wine alone.
"Here, third brother! As he spoke, Zhang Wuzi handed Xiao Zhong a cigarette and lit it. Qian Liuzi also nodded hurriedly on the side, but he was not convinced at all.
Seriously, if Fan Er hadn't been at this table, they wouldn't have had the courage to come here tonight to join in the fun or find it unpleasant.
Seeing them coming, the small center was still a little hesitant: Do you give them a drink or not? Drink it, the villagers will mistakenly think that they are "the same dog"; if they don't drink, they all politely give them cigarettes, and you say that if you get up and leave, you won't give people face. However, thinking about the bad things they used to do, can they still be considered human?
In this way, Xiaozhong was still hesitant. It's not to go, it's not to go. In the end, he simply gave up face to accompany the villain. Besides, the mountain villa is holding a conference today, and no matter how good the day is, others can't care about these idle films.
"Come, come, drink!"
"Drink, drink!"
You see, they are drinking so fast, and they are really drunk......
Especially Fan Er, Zhang Wuzi, and Qian Liuzi, the three stinkers, can really catch up with Zhuge Liang. It seems that there are some old folk sayings, and they are really not false at all. You say, in front of your eyes, just with the demeanor and bad eyes of these three corners, around the master of the thick Xiaozhong, after a while, there may not really be something unexpected tragedy or unhappiness or something?
In fact, to be honest, the villagers who have lived in this area of the town for a long time know that everyone calls him Heizi or Lu San. He is a well-known righteous and good man in the town, if you take the black whirlwind Li Kui and the flower monk Lu Zhishen of Shuibo Liangshan to describe him, then it is an absolute genius, it is too suitable for him, that Xiaozhong must be a good man in the green forest, a person in the cottage.
But righteousness is righteousness, and he also has many, many weaknesses, such as: he is addicted to alcohol, but he really doesn't drink much. And it's annoying when you drink it, and it's messy when you drink too much. Any big things about Chen sesame seeds and rotten grains will be picked up for you, and the endless chatter will not be finished if you don't bother him.
Of course, there are still many good things, if there is something big in the relatives and neighbors, it is without him, it seems that he will not be able to do it. If anyone asks him for something, there is nothing that cannot be done, he is always on call, and he can do whatever he wants. As long as it's a serious thing, it's not a thing......
Especially Xiaozhong, he was born with two long-lived ears, that is not to hear a little crooked wind, if there is really someone who poured some black things into his ears and eyes, then, Xiaozhong he may be able to make something bad for you within three minutes.
Perhaps, this kind of personality is the common nature of their rough people to act chivalrous and righteous in the world.
No, between the flint and lightning, several people were about to get drunk. However, these little bastards are still reluctant to put down the cup in their hands, and they still pour Xiaozhong vigorously.
"I really can't drink anymore, I can't drink anymore, I'm afraid I'll really cause trouble if I drink again?"
"Drink, drink, who doesn't?" the three bad guys suddenly pointed to a dog not far away. This, made Xiaozhong a little annoyed, and felt very angry, "Mom, those who are not good at coming don't come, it looks like tonight, this is a matter of looking for a master?"
So, he put down his glass and sat reluctantly, smiling at the group of people at the table, the more he looked at them, the less they looked like good people. And I still imagined that a lot of bad things in the village must have been done by these few people in the past......
All of a sudden, Xiao Zhongzhen was angry, got up and slapped the table with a "clang", startling the three of them. It also caused more strange looks at the side table.
(The second half of the update begins, and the excitement continues!)