"Xu Qing, you don't have a bad brain, right?" The taxi ran along the vast road, and the lights on both sides of the road, through the window, shone on Xu Qing's delicate and fair face, Duan Lang could vaguely see that the woman holding flowers in her arms was full of intense happiness.

"What do you mean?" asked Xu Qing, who had just piled up a happy face, instantly sank. Duan Lang, this bastard, is it true that if he doesn't make her angry for a minute, he will be very uncomfortable?

"Nothing, nothing. Duan Lang smiled and said, his eyes naturally turned to the window, as if he didn't want to continue to dwell on this issue.

Say. Xu Qing is a person who likes to be more serious, and he hates Duan Lang the most when he talks halfway, so he immediately turned cold and shouted.

"What are you talking about, it's really nothing, I just said it casually. Duan Lang pretended to be casual, and wiped it from his pocket with one hand, and the cigarette case had just been taken out, but he was grabbed by Xu Qing in his hand. "Hey, Xu Qing, you, what do you mean?"

"Do you want to say it?" asked Xu Qing, raising the cigarette in his hand. Meaning, if you don't say it, I'll throw the cigarette out.

"I said, you woman, do you know that your behavior is illegal? Let's not talk about your possession of other people's private property, let's just say that you threw objects out of the car window, you say, do you still have a little public morality?" Duan Lang persuaded very patiently and bitterly.

Xu Qing's face was calm, she didn't know, she just snatched a pack of cigarettes from Duan Lang's hands, did he need to have such a rich imagination?

"Hey......" Duan Lang originally thought that after some persuasion by himself, Xu Qing should have been deterred by his words and did not dare to act rashly, who knows, she actually hesitated for about three or four seconds in front of herself, and then directly opened the car window and threw out the only half box of cigarettes left on her body.

Such a scene can make Duan Lang's heart ache.

"Hey, what?" Seeing Duan Lang's heartache and extremely uncomfortable and apprehensive appearance, the haze in Xu Qing's heart disappeared in an instant, straightened his proud chest, and asked very proudly and arrogantly.

At this moment, this policewoman is completely like a female hooligan.

Under the lights, in the night, in the car, her hooligan aura not only did not detract from her charm and dignity at all, but added a little smart atmosphere to her.

"Xu Qing, you crazy ......" Duan Lang scolded dissatisfiedly. "Do you know that you are very immoral behavior, ah? You litter on the road, not only will it cause unnecessary environmental pollution, damage the image of the city, but also, you throw it out, sanitation workers have to clean up, how dangerous it is, haven't you seen the recent news, many sanitation workers are to clean up the garbage in the middle of the road, and were hit to death?"

"Parking ......" Suddenly, Xu Qing shouted.

"Click!"

The taxi continued to drive for about ten meters, and then "clicked" and stopped on the side of the road.

Xu Qing grabbed the car door and prepared to get out of the car.

This woman, what kind of trouble is she trying to make?

"Xu Qing, what are you going to do?" Duan Lang quickly grabbed Xu Qing's hand and asked.

"I'm going to pick up trash. Xu Qing said.

"You ......" Duan Lang's face couldn't help but show a hint of embarrassment, he didn't expect that he was just joking just now, this woman was so serious.

"Let go. In a few seconds of Duan Lang's contemplation, Xu Qing shook off his hand, pulled the car door, got out of the car, and walked towards the place where the cigarette case was thrown.

"Okay, that's it......" Duan Lang took out a 10 yuan Huaxia coin, threw it to the driver, and said very arrogantly. "No need to look for it. ”

Just kidding, my brother is rich, but he is willful!

It's just that when Duan Lang just got out of the car, he heard the taxi driver's shout.

"I said it all, you don't have to look for it, you don't have to look for it, don't you see that I have something to do now, it's just a few dollars, do you think I seem to be a person who cares about a few dollars?" Duan Lang said.

"No, sir......," the driver called. "The fare is 12.5 yuan in total, and you have to make up 2.5 yuan for me. ”

"What?" Duan Lang blinked his eyes, thinking that he had misheard, how far did he run, and it cost 12.5 yuan? When did the current taxi become a profiteering industry? Duan Lang looked at the meter for a few tenths and one seconds, and was sure that it was 12.5 yuan, before asking. "You're all right, right?"

"Big brother, if there is a problem with my watch, my son is the old king next door. The driver said righteously, swore an oath, and patted his chest to reassure.

"It could also be Lao Song's. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Haven't you heard a sentence called, 'The world is guarding against Lao Wang, but Lao Song has turned over the wall'?"

"Okay, if there is a problem with my watch, my son is either Lao Wang's or Lao Song's. ”

"I believe in you. ”

"Why?"

"Because, few people will take their wives and sons for 2.5 yuan, cheapening the two bastards of Lao Wang and Lao Song. Duan Lang said, took out two crumpled one-yuan bills and one one-yuan coin from his pocket, and handed them to the driver. "Even if you really have a problem, I admit it. ”

"Big brother, thank you for your understanding, it's not easy to come out and mix. The driver was very grateful to Dade for putting away the money and prepared to leave.

"Hey, wait a minute. Duan Lang suddenly shouted.

"What?" asked the driver, looking dazed.

"Find money. Duan Lang stretched out a hand and said.

......The driver was silent on the spot, this bastard, aren't you the master of the money, aren't you bad for money? Why do you even have to find five cents?

After he despised Duan Lang a thousand and one times in his heart, he took out a five-cent coin and threw it to Duan Lang.

"Hey, I said, the female tyrannosaurus ......" Duan Lang put away the coins, took out the flowers, and saw that Xu Qing was already on the side of the road more than ten meters away from him, so Duan Lang held the flowers in his hand and quickly chased after him. "Tyrannosaurus rex, you stop me. ”

"......" Xu Qing walked forward vigorously, not knowing whether he didn't hear Duan Lang's words, or if he didn't want to pay attention to it at all.

"Xu Qing......" Duan Lang was not an ordinary person after all, and quickly chased after him, grabbed one of her slender jade hands from behind Xu Qing, and said. "You're crazy, didn't you see that I was joking?" This woman, once she gets more serious, is really a little unbearable.