Chapter 311: The story is greatly told, and everyone listens to it
"Ghosts?"
Hearing this word, many people around the stone drum had a cold war.
At the same time, there are also tourists from other places pondering: this stone drum is really big, bigger than the grinding plate. It's also very vivid.
"It's really the first time I've seen such a big stone drum in my life?"
"It's fun, it's beautiful!"
"And good stories. ”
"And delicious farmhouse food!"
"It's authentic!"
"It's really not in vain?"
"It's worth it!"
"I'll just say it's fun here!" said a beautiful woman proudly, removing the white cap from her head with her hand and shaking it to fan her face. It seems to be a little hot to walk around. My head was sweating.
And again: "How's it going?
"Well, it's fun, that's why I believe you're here!" said one of her male travelers. The beauty nodded in return.
Someone else shouted: "Old man, tell quickly, talk quickly, continue, continue, tell stories!"
"Are you willing to listen?" The old man deliberately sold Guanzi, which was really strange, and his ears seemed to be good again.
"Yes, yes, old man, talk quickly, talk quickly!" many people were happy to say. Qiqi also shouted: "Willing to be willing, Qiqi is also willing to listen." He also said, "I have to take care of this crutch, if I lose it, will my grandfather be unhappy?" So, seeing him cute, it made everyone laugh.
"Aha——!"
Everyone couldn't stop laughing.
"Who's this kid, so smart!" the tourist beauty praised. But no one answered, someone alluded to Xiaoyu, and Xiaoyu still looked at her and smiled silently. Indicates the default.
And Feng Yun stroked Qiqi's head and said, "Okay, okay, let's continue, continue to tell the story!"
The story is told greatly, and everyone listens to it.
“……!”
At this moment, and thank God is really anxious. Running at a gallop with a pole. But he didn't run as fast as Laifu. Take the lead and go straight to the aisle of Fan Er's house.
Thank you for it, he ran out of the door and went to the aisle of Fan Er's house to see that Fan Er was still tearing Shishan's clothes hard, it was really like what Laifu said that Fan Er was riding on Laifu's mother and shaking, Laifu was still pulling, but he still couldn't pull it down. What's especially annoying is that there are still a few passers-by watching the excitement, and they are still coaxing and not stopping.
In other words, "no deliverance"?
Therefore, Xie Tian couldn't help but burn the wood in anger, and waved the pole "Ahh I don't know why, I still don't want to see this unbearable picture anymore, he rushes to kill with his eyes closed. That is, blind rushing.
Seeing that Xie Tian was about to fall with the pole in his hand, he really wanted to smash Fan Er, but at this critical moment, Fan Er flashed aside when a donkey rolled, and Ning Peng's daughter-in-law also turned over and wanted to get up.
Ning Peng's daughter-in-law suddenly rolled on the ground in pain, pulled her ass with her hands and shouted: "You are blind, hit me?"
"Blind, don't you beat Fan Er?" Ning Peng's daughter-in-law scolded, but she couldn't get up in pain.
"Oops!" cried out in pain.
"Dad, you?" Laifu also said in astonishment.
"This?" Xie Tian hurriedly threw down the pole and glared at Fan Er, "What about beating you later?" Then Ma Yu comforted Aunt Thirteen: "No, Shishan, are you okay?
Fan Er was stunned. Standstill.
Xie Tian also glared at him again, "We'll settle the account later!"
"Settle accounts, settle accounts, I Fan Er shouldn't give you money, I?" Fan Er was also foolish.
Thank God glaring at him again.
Cheer everyone up.
After that, Xie Tian said:
"Aunt Thirteen, isn't it?daughter-in-law!Fan Er, he didn't do much to you, didn't he suffer his loss, did he?" Xie Tian also lifted his daughter-in-law's clothes to inspect them.
"Go, get out of the way, haven't you suffered a loss, have you beaten you to death, blind, you, blind?" Shi Shan said angrily, and pushed Xie Tian "four claws to the sky", just like Wang Ba turned over, and couldn't turn over. Thank God for the blind toss.
He also questioned: "I, me, me, I, the hero who saved the United States has become a bad person?"
"Wronged, more wronged than Dou E!"
So, it made everyone laugh and laugh again. Shi Shan shouted in pain, "Oh, yes, it hurts, it hurts! Laifu, help me quickly, help me up!"
"Oh," Lai Fuguang didn't have time to act before he could talk, but Fan Er started again, "Come on, come on, I'll come!"
"Go, get out of the way, do you still want to get naked? Everyone laughed again. Shi Shan found out that she was out of shape and covered her mouth, "Bah, bah, you should be beaten!"
At this moment, Xie Tian stopped doing it, and hurriedly asked Fan Er: "Have you touched it all?" Fan Er seemed to be frightened, and spoke out without thinking about it, "Ahh
Fan Er just acquiesced, who knew that Xie Tian "Teng guy" got up, touched the pole and scolded: "Damn, uh-na, I called you uh-na, I'll stab you to death!" Fan Er ran away when he saw this, and called out to his father, his mother: "Killed, thankful for killing?"
Thank God for the dog and the rabbit, chasing every day, Fan Er is also jumping day by day as if he is not dead.
Fan Er still opened his breath and panted: "Is this worth it?
"Stop, you stop, if you don't stop, I'll kill you!"
"I have to kill you!" Xie Tian was also out of breath, chasing and stopping from time to time, and secretly thought: In today's legal society, if I really want to kill him, do I dare me? Besides, fart is a big thing, and it is common in rural areas. The daughter-in-law didn't really suffer?
Fan Er also went around in circles weirdly. Deliberately tired him.
Or even play him.
So everyone couldn't help but laugh out loud again.
But the thirteenth aunt pretended to cry, trying to regain some face, and scolded: "Second son, you should be killed, you suffer a thousand cuts, I don't want to, you touch it all over?
"You've touched it all, you damn it!"
Who knew that it backfired, and everyone laughed at her for being stupid. There is also a steady stream of disdain.
At the scene, there are good and ugly sounds, and there are all kinds of words.
Anyway, there aren't many good words.
"......!" Shi Shan was still pretending.
"You're going to be a hooligan in broad daylight, I'm going to sue you!"
Fan Er also jumped in the distance and played a scoundrel: "Sue, sue, who's afraid of whom? When the time comes, I'll say, anyway, you're voluntary, always hook up with me!"
Others are discolored.
Shi Shan was also angry when she heard this, and was just about to scold Fan Er, when she was suddenly shouted: "Okay, don't be ashamed, go home!"
Shi Shan looked up and saw that it was his own man, and exclaimed, "Oh. "I was pulled up by Rifle and walked home, but it also touched my buttocks. It still hurts.
It hurts.
I also secretly rejoiced: Thanks to these two masters, otherwise I would really suffer?
Looking back, the ground was full of rain, and it was in the aisle, otherwise it would be dirty.
Still rubbing his buttocks and screaming that it hurts.
So everyone laughed again. Can't help it.
Xie Tian also said, "It's scattered, everyone is scattered, how beautiful is it?"
Everyone was still booing and leaving, as if they were still unsatisfied, and they hadn't seen enough of the show.
Reliable but looked at Fan Er from afar, and was secretly muttering: "Fan Er, this thorn, is really a scoundrel? In the future, when He Laifu grows up, we will teach him a lesson together!"
"Do you have to beat him hard?" After saying that, he glared at Fan Er, and walked into Laifu's house.
Laifu was also saying to his mother, "Mom, stay away from Fan Er in the future, otherwise you will really suffer?"
"Well, mom understands!" Aunt Thirteen nodded, and she also sensed danger. I regretted it, hung my head, and helped Xie Tian save the injured birds.
Reliable also said, "This second goods, it really deserves to be beaten, why couldn't the second uncle of Xiaonan and the third uncle of Xiaozhong change him in the past, otherwise someone will suffer in the future?"
"Don't worry too much, don't do anything for adults, don't fork for children?" Shi Shan still didn't appreciate it, but it seemed to take care of the child. But reliable may not be understood, rolling his eyes, and tinkering with rabbits.
Xie Tian sighed: "With such a neighbor, it can be regarded as eight lifetimes of blood mold?"
"Uh-huh. ”
All agree.
Fan Er sneaked home and tightened the door, lest Xie Tian find someone to beat him again.
He also sneakily hit the wall and peeked.
It seems that she wants to see the movement, what is the situation, can the thirteenth aunt really tell people?
But he didn't know that the Xie Tian family really gave him unusual insight, just a puddle of unpleasant dog feces stinked him. But then again, if you really want to touch Xie Tian's bottom line, it is estimated that Xie Tian will not be able to kill him Fan Er, and I am afraid it will be replaced.
“……!”
At this time, Xie Tian's face was still solemn, and he gritted his teeth inexplicably and said: "Boy, no matter how honest you are, why did Lao Tzu really chop it for you?" Fan Er also fell off the wall with a frightened "muffled grunt". The ass almost broke into two pieces, and secretly called my mother.
Why, do you want to ask?
He hurts, he, it hurts.
The butt is still stuck in the wooden stool.
The eggs almost snapped.
was so frightened that the two big white geese around him were still screaming "ahh
The Xie family was still surprised, and they all tiptoed to see-
They are all thinking about it, and they are all open: "......!"
Ning Peng's daughter-in-law was praising Ning Peng, "This is good!"
"That's great!"
"It's still Lao Ning who has a lot of ideas!"
Ning Peng also smiled proudly. He also recalled the picture of the snake eating the mouse and Wong Tai Sin.
Next to the stone drum, Feng Yunda was still telling a story, and everyone was listening.