Chapter 119: Betel Nut Shop!
In this way, the four-person team came to Taiwan Province with a tattooed brother.
As soon as I left the airport, a warm wind came, hitting my body soft and salty.
The weather in Taiwan Province is really good, which can be seen from the length of the skirts of the young ladies who walk around.
Several people were about to take a taxi to Taichung, but were stopped by Leon.
"Don't you usually do your homework?"
Zhang Zizai: "What do you do?"
"You are also too unrigorous, no matter what task you do, you must first conduct a comprehensive research and analysis of the goal, so as to ensure that the action is foolproof and avoid taking a lot of unjust roads. ”
Leon shook his head helplessly, and continued: "Don't you have an old saying? ”
Zhang Zizi nodded, it's really right to bring Leon, this guy is really a careful person.
Shiramaruko rolled her eyes: "Do your homework, if it was useful, you wouldn't be staying in our store as a waiter now." ”
Leon rubbed his nose in embarrassment and looked at Ao Bing on the side: "This is a pure mistake...... Isn't this more certified, and you have to investigate it before you do it?"
After speaking, let everyone wait in place, and he went to prepare for the war for everyone first.
Everyone was standing at the entrance of the airport, thinking about what he was going to do, when a pickup truck drove up in front of everyone and honked its horn at several people.
Zhang Zizai looked up and found Leon sitting in the driver's seat, laughing at everyone: "Get in the car!"
"What are you doing with this whole thing?"
Zhang Zizai had a question mark on his face, could it be that these three bamboos still have anything to do with pickup trucks? They took over the transportation industry in Taiwan Province? So Lyon came with such a thing, ready to quickly break into the enemy's interior?
Leon smiled: "You don't understand this, I have done full research before coming, and the most people who patronize the betel nut stalls are pickup truck drivers!
After that, I also learned the tone of the people of Taiwan Province and said: "It's time to get on the bus!"
Zhang Zizai looked at Leon, who was blonde and blue-eyed but pretending to be from Taiwan Province, and said helplessly: "This kid may be stupid." ”
Bai Maruko shrugged: "No way, I don't see who he sticks with every day, it's strange if he's not stupid." ”
Ao Bing nodded matter-of-factly: "Then I'll try to stay away from him in the future, in case it infects me, it's not good." ”
Zhang Zizai: "......"
Shiramaruko: "......"
Under the guidance of Sister Chiling's sweet voice, several people drove straight to Taichung, and Leon took everyone to a betel nut stall on the street: "I have already investigated, and the travel guide says that this is the hottest betel nut stall in Taiwan Province!"
Zhang Zizai looked sideways, the front half of the store was made of glass, and a young lady in a sailor suit was standing behind the glass window, waving to several people.
Zhang Zizai's eyes lit up: "Okay!
Ao Bing: "It's not good, how do I feel that this place is not very serious, let's go to another house to see, she is dressed like this, it is too immoral!"
Zhang Zizai: "You are so sick! Betel nut Shih Tzu doesn't wear like this, can you wrap three layers inside and three layers outside? Then what you sell is not betel nut, but zongzi!"
Ao Bing hesitated: "But ......"
Zhang Zizai: "Don't be, if you don't go, stay in the car with Maruko, I'll go with Leon!"
After saying that, he ignored them, got out of the car with Leon, and walked briskly like the inside of the store.
"Little sister, how much does your betel nut cost here?"
When the sailor saw the guests entering the store, he hurriedly said in a snorting voice to the two of them: "Uncle, one hundred yuan!"
Leon: "It's so expensive, I don't know if there is any tax?"
Sailor suit: "I hate it, I want to sleep with someone for a hundred yuan!"
Leon: "Ugh...... I'm talking about paying taxes. ”
Sailor suit: "Oops! you're so annoying...... Are you going to buy betel nuts or not?"
Leon was so encouraged by the sailor's tone that he asked, "If you don't buy betel nuts, can you buy them?"
When the sailor heard this, he put on a disgusted expression, and shouted at the house: "Brother B, you come out and take care of it, there is another spore who can't afford betel nuts, so come here to rub oil!"
As soon as the words fell, three or four big men rushed out of the house and surrounded Zhang Zizai.
"it, don't you tease my sister!"
Zhang Zizai said with an innocent face: "Big brother! This can't be said nonsense! From beginning to end, the foreigner was talking to her, but I didn't say a word...... Girl, you'll have to testify to me that I'm not the one who molested you, right?"
Sailor suit: "It's done!
Zhang Zizai: "You're too bloody, aren't you?"
The sailor took a sip and said unhappily: "Although you didn't say it, you are more erotic than those who can only play tricks! I know that you are not a good person just now!
After hearing this, several big men clinged to Zhang Zizai's body tightly, and surrounded him with a violent face.
Zhang Zizai hurriedly raised his hands and said with a look of surrender: "Big brother, don't get me wrong, I admit that I watched it, but I definitely didn't look at it with squinting eyes!" ”
The first big man asked, "It's not lustful, what else can it be?"
Zhang Zizi sighed, pretended to be profound, and said: "I won't tell you, little brother, I have read countless chests, and it is the first time I have seen someone like her who can see her feet through the collar, so I can't help but be curious, so I just looked at it twice." ”
After hearing this, Big B turned back to the girl in the sailor suit and said angrily: "How many times have I told you, you have to put on the chest pad when you go to work, why do you always forget!"
The sailor suit pursed his mouth and muttered: "It's not because of the second brother, it caused people's chest pads to fall to the ground and get dirty, how can you still wear them......
Big B: "Second brother, what have you done again!"
The second child lowered his head: "That...... In the morning, I watched the film that the third child gave me, so I couldn't hold back for a while......"
When the third child saw that the second child confessed himself, he hurriedly excused himself and said: "Big brother, don't blame me for this, this film is not mine! It was sent by Sizai when he was chatting with others in the morning!"
After hearing this, Brother B slapped a fierce chestnut on the head of the youngest man next to him: "Are you chatting and flirting with your sister during work hours again?" I asked you to post more travel guide posts on the Internet, and deceive more mainland tourists to blackmail, you are good, don't go to give me a post obediently, and actually go to chat with my sister? Don't you know that we haven't opened here for three days?
Leon: "What? Slander? You sent those travel guides yourself?"
Zhang Zizai spread his hands and smiled at Leon: "This is what you said about doing your homework in advance?"
Leon: "This...... Mistakes, mistakes. ”
Zhang Zizai: "Are you sure you were really a killer before? Didn't you find a job and deliberately ran to our store to eat?"
(It's on the shelves, I changed and changed this chapter, and I changed the sports car to a unicycle...... )