Chapter 195: The Invincible Cheapness of the Universe

"Hahaha......" Speaking of Duanmu Lingyu, the world's number one beauty, embarrassed, and the shameful virtue of peeing her pants, Tang Fei laughed uncontrollably!

On the spot, Duanmu Lingyu kicked Tang Fei again, Tang Fei who didn't fight died on the spot, this sister, how can you mix it up in the future! Tang Fei didn't dare to backhand, and he didn't dare to hit his sister, he was kicked twice by Duanmu Lingyu, Tang Fei said leisurely: "Sister Lingyu, I'll just laugh, I can't say it!"

"You can't laugh, and laughter will kill you!"

"Savage!"

"Do you dare to say no?

......Tang Fei glanced back at Duanmu Lingyu, he had just seen his sister's forest obscenely, but this wave of obscenity, hidden very deeply, secretly appreciated, this feeling, cool, and thief style, to Duanmu Lingyu, no matter how savage she is, that heart is also a great love! Every scenery is full of beauty.

"That's right, Tang Fei!" Duanmu Lingyu shouted as she looked at Tang Fei while hugging her slender waist.

"Hmm...... What are you doing?"

"In a moment, hang up the clothes in my room for me! It looks like there is no hanger in the closet! You go downstairs and buy it later. ”

"Uh...... Do you want me to clean up your clothes?"

"......!" "Cocked mouth, that's not nonsense, she never tidies up this! This eldest lady, with a cocked mouth, still looks like a matter of course, she's awesome!

However, seeing Duanmu Lingyu's cuteness, Tang Fei smiled cheaply: "Sister Lingyu, do you want me to help you fold your underwear and underwear?"

"......" Speaking of this, he kicked Tang Fei again, and Duanmu Lingyu said domineeringly: "You can't be serious! Be less obscene! Don't think about daring to do anything unseemly with my underwear!"

"Damn, am I that dirty?"

"What do you say?"

"......!" Tang Fei looked at his sister's sharp eyes, three seconds, defeated, this world's first beauty, great love, everywhere, is full of deep infatuation, hey, some things, unbearable!

Duanmu Lingyu glanced at Tang Fei, and said leisurely: "I am your sister, you want to treat me as my own sister, pure sister and brother feelings, you are obscene to your own sister!

Tang Fei smiled evilly, but he didn't dare to offend Duanmu Lingyu, Tang Fei smiled and said, "Sister Lingyu, sister, didn't you take care of me?" didn't you help me clean up the room?"

"I want to die, right! It's the feminist era, the male protagonist is inside, the female protagonist is outside, you do housework well at home, and your sister is covering you, so it's decided, besides, didn't you say it yourself, you entered the kitchen, went out of the hall! I carry forward my brother's strengths, how good!"

This Sister Lingyu is quite capable of doing the whole thing, she can give her a handle if she says something casually, but Sister Lingyu puts down the posture of the eldest lady and talks and laughs with herself, it's really good, the way she laughs is really fascinating, with a good mentality, a good mood, and a peerless appearance, she is so charming.

Clean up, accept fate, Tang Fei poured vinegar into the pot, made sweet and sour fish, and was busy with his hands, Tang Fei said leisurely: "Sister Lingyu, seriously, when you don't lose your temper and don't pretend to be forced, it's fun, really!"

"Remove the word pretend, I'm bullshit, not pretending!OK!"

"Okay...... Okay, awesome...... You're awesome!" Tang Fei praised with a smile, and then, turn over the pot, a dish, ready!

"Am I not awesome?" Beautiful eyes looked at Tang Fei with a strange smile, Duanmu Lingyu also had deep doubts in her heart, she was awesome, how could she not be able to get Tang Fei's younger brother, but Tang Fei dared to tell the truth, saying that she was not awesome, and the sister's pink fist beckoned over.

"Who's awesome, who knows! Sister...... You said no!"

"It's you!" Duanmu Lingyu fanned her nose, in the kitchen, the smell of oil smoke was a little strong, but looking at Tang Fei's fried dishes, it seemed to be quite fragrant, Duanmu Lingyu said deliciously: "Tang Fei, will you make sweet and sour fish?"

"I'm sure, Sister Lingyu, do you like to eat? It seems that girls like sweet and sour things!"

"Average!"

"Huh...... It's really just average, you won't be like that Liu Xuan!"

"Liu Xuan, which one?" Duanmu Lingyu was stunned for two seconds, didn't react, and hadn't heard of this person.

"In Stephen Chow's movie, the male protagonist, Liu Xuan, the fish said that she would make chickens, and then Liu Xuan thought that making chickens was a woman selling her body! As a result, the mermaid pulled him to eat roast chicken, and then Liu Xuan said that roast chicken was not delicious, but he went, ate a lot there, and sang wildly there, how lonely is invincible...... How invincible is, how empty...... "Tang Fei was learning, holding a spatula and pretending to be dancing, the whole person was not good!

"Pigs...... It's too ugly for you to sing!" Duanmu Lingyu despised it, but it was fun to be happy with Tang Fei, this eldest lady, leaning on the edge of the pool and smiling, this taste is a bit like Liu Xuan, who is a mermaid, being pulled out by a fish to play, but in the movie, it is a woman who pulls a man to play, this is Tang Fei, a lewd little guy, pulling the queen's sister out to make trouble.

"Huh...... Sister Lingyu, at night, let's pull Sister Mingyue out and fight a wave of songs, right?"

"Who is afraid of whom!" Duanmu Lingyu glared at Tang Fei, and then said leisurely: "I sing, but I have won an award!"

"What an award, it's the one in Charlotte's troubles, I dedicate it to the motherland

Oil, won the first prize in the primary and secondary school singer competition? You are the little girl who won the first prize. ”

"Poof...... Why are you all thinking about movies?"

"Haha...... Mainly to help Sister Mingyue film, I watched a few more movies and learned more about the details of the movie, to put it bluntly, it's not for your career!"

"......" said this, a little touched, anyway, boring, came out, was kicked out of the house by my father, came out to experience life, then I must endure hardships, I must do it myself? play, that's a must, it's just that in another way to play, I used to go out with a bunch of wealthy sons to pretend to be forced, and now, dress up ordinary, go out with Tang Fei's younger brother, and live an ordinary urban white-collar life, it seems that it's okay.

And it's also very hilarious to talk with Tang Fei, Duanmu Lingyu smiled: "Brother Tang Fei, I suddenly want to ......"

"What do you think?"

"In TV, isn't there often a wealthy daughter, pretending to be an ordinary employee, working in a company, and experiencing life?"

"That's right, Stephen Chow's tricky expert, that Guan Zhilin plays this kind of role, what's the matter, Sister Lingyu, do you want to experience it too?"

"Cut...... How do I feel that wherever I go, it is easy to be recognized!"

"That's right, I heard on the Internet, you are the most beautiful woman in the East, your characteristics are too obvious, you can't deceive others. ”

"......" Tang Fei also knows that he is the first beauty in the East, speaking of beauty, a little bit of a wave, Duanmu Lingyu is really playing with Tang Fei, supporting Tang Fei with his arm, and then smiled: "Brother Tang Fei, there is such a beautiful sister, are you proud?"

"Fortunately, if I have such a beautiful wife, I will be even happier!"

"......Smack" came over with one foot, little pervert, heartless, this guy, I want to soak my sister, I want to be beautiful!

Tang Fei said weakly: "Sister Lingyu, you also beat me, everyone has a love for beauty, I just sighed, this is not good?"

"Don't think about your sister, we are sisters and brothers! Remember, warn you once, warn you three times, and my sister will serve in the law!"

"Sister Lingyu, what is family law?"

"Huh...... I didn't expect it, but I'll talk about it after I think of it!"

"......" was speechless, this sister made it clear that she was bullying herself in various ways.

But talking to Tang Fei about business, how can they talk nonsense, the two of them have engaged in so many topics! Duanmu Lingyu hurriedly said: "Brother Tang Fei, I didn't tell you about going to the police station to recognize people? It seems that we are far away!"

"Haha...... Talk and laugh, human nature!" After a wave of nonsense, Tang Fei said leisurely: "Sister Lingyu, I don't like to deal with the police, and Uncle Duanmu said that he didn't let me have contact with people in the officialdom." ”

"Excuse, Tang Fei, you deliberately cheated me, admit yourself, what is there to deal with. Duanmu Lingyu pretended to be angry, of course she actually knew that the police didn't know that Tang Fei saved herself, and they didn't know that there was Tang Fei.

"What are you doing, do you want to see your jokes?" Tang Fei put another dish into the pot, and then said leisurely: "Sister Lingyu, last night, were you embarrassed? Seriously, I only feel that I feel very sorry for you, and when I see you like that, my heart aches for a while! Besides, a girl, facing a few outlaws, on the verge of life and death, who is not afraid, human nature! And I admire you a lot, I experienced a life-and-death battle last night, and today I can let go of my mind, talk and laugh, although I can't say that you are a heroine among women, but at least, you are a very courageous girl!

"Really, you're not fooling me!" Duanmu Lingyu looked at Tang Feidao in a daze!

"Of course, it's more real than real gold!" This wave of flickering really made Duanmu Lingyu happy, coaxing sister, Tang Fei is very good, he can't coax sister, how to soak sister!

But this kid, how do you feel, he is always insincere! Although the words are good and beautiful, but he is so embarrassed and spreads it, it is okay.

Duanmu Lingyu smiled and said: "I believe you have a ghost, a sweet-mouthed guy, when you first came out of the mountain, you didn't always deliberately get angry with me, why did you suddenly feel so sorry for me?"

Duanmu Lingyu pouted, Tang Fei hugged her tightly last night, she was not stupid, could she not know that Tang Fei was distressed in his heart? But thinking that he went to Bishan to find Tang Fei, for this younger brother who made him go all the way to invite, all kinds of unpleasant eyes, and even a taste of immortality, in retrospect, it was quite funny, the two of them really had a feeling of not knowing each other.

"Haha...... I don't like anyone to pretend to be too much in front of me, who asked you to call me stupid, anyway, I am also a master apprentice, quite capable, I was scolded by you as a fool, and I had to come out to help you, you said how aggrieved I was!"

"Don't say that my sister is pretending to be forced, understand ......"

"......!" rolled her eyes, the queen sister who wanted to save face was already pretending to be forced, and she couldn't say it yet!

Duanmu Lingyu also muttered: "Don't you also scold me for being a strange thing." ”

"Haha...... That's the thing, it's over, so are we, we don't know each other if we don't fight, sister, isn't it?"

"Turn the page, I don't care about you!" Tang Fei's wave of heroes saving the United States turned the past noises into sweet memories.

And looking at Tang Fei's skillful movements, stir-frying, skillful, and a dish, the color and flavor are complete, Duanmu Lingyu took chopsticks, and tasted sweet and sour fish, it seems that the taste is okay, it is quite pure, it is very delicious, it is hard to say, but

It's at least to make the eldest lady eat.

"How is it, Sister Lingyu, am I okay as a chef?"

"Make do!"

"Can't you praise me for a wave?"

"No hypocrisy!" Duanmu Lingyu smiled evilly, and then ate the sweet and sour fish made by Tang Fei, as if living with Tang Fei, it was okay, it was okay to find that taste, although this kid did not have the skills of a five-star chef, but this little chef still had a hand.

"Sister Lingyu, just allow you to be hypocritical, and don't allow me to pretend to be a wave!"

"......!" Duanmu Lingyu glared at Tang Fei, and then pretended to be angry and said: "Do you want to die?" and say pretending to be forced, you should say, sister is awesome, sister is amazing! You have to be a cute brother and a fan of your sister, in that way, your sister will love you very much!"

"Oh...... Little fans of celebrities like that?"

"Right, come, say that my sister is awesome, my sister is mighty and come to listen!" Duanmu Lingyu bit the sweet and sour fish, her small mouth was slippery, because she was a little hungry, she tasted quite energetic, the main thing was that she was in a better mood, and her father drove her to Tang Fei, she got used to it, and she was quite happy!

"Sister Lingyu, when you become a real business king, I'll talk about it, now! Actually, ......!"

Before Tang Fei finished speaking, Duanmu Lingyu kicked Tang Fei again, and then glared at Tang Fei fiercely, daring to say that she was not awesome now, she owed a beating!

But the real business queen, think about it, it's quite floating, she took over her father's Suzuki consortium, the king, that's not proper, she is a domineering business queen, but everything, you have to have this younger brother to help you strategize a wave! It's a pity, the younger brother who helps himself strategize is beaten by himself in this way, this guy is a little pitiful! Looking at this little guy, it's funny, it's funny.

And the two of them, what kind of stuff are they talking about, Duanmu Lingyu figured it out, and then muttered: "Brother Tang Fei, I asked you to help me recognize people, how are you pulling around, talking useless nonsense!"

"......!" chatting with Duanmu Lingyu, I forgot, Tang Fei also rubbed Duanmu Lingyu's arm, and said leisurely: "Sister Lingyu, seriously, those people were arrested by Uncle Dart with the police, and the address was also given to Uncle Dart, people can't be wrong, as long as you go to confirm, you also saw their backs, I actually just looked at the back, asked me to help you recognize it, it's useless!"

It seems to make sense, go and confirm, it's not a big problem, as for the embarrassed appearance last night, I was blindly operated by Tang Fei for a while, and I was blind for a while, it seemed to pee my pants, it was nothing, I saw it, and I was in a good mood.

But watching Tang Fei flip the pot and make a fragrant little fried beef, this technique, the chef of the three-star hotel is really not as good as Tang Fei, the chef of the five-star hotel is better than Tang Fei, Duanmu Lingyu said with a smile: "Brother Tang Fei, he will take care of himself at the age of six, really?"

"I need to lie about this? Anyway, I remember that when I was seven years old, I washed my own clothes and cooked by myself, and my master often went out, so I lived alone in the mountains!"

"You're not afraid?"

"I'm afraid I can't help it, I have to exercise my guts, how can I be like you, so happy, my uncle loves you so much, and my mother, there is a nanny, Sister Lingyu, you are so happy......"

"......!" "Deflated her mouth, maybe because Tang Fei also helped her so much last night, comparing her heart to her heart, she also felt sorry for Tang Fei, and compared it with Tang Fei, Dad said that he was pampered, Duanmu Lingyu also felt that he was a little, Duanmu Haotian asked the eldest lady to come out to experience, experience the bitterness of life, and experience the ups and downs of life, this wave of operation is guided by the ghost, this operation is also more wise, killing the arrogance of her wealthy lady, and experiencing the life of the little people in the market, it is very good.

These two sisters and brothers really have feelings, Duanmu Lingyu also cares about Tang Fei and said: "Brother Tang Fei, in the future, help my sister achieve great things, and my sister promises to let you gain fame and fortune!"

"Yes, it's boring, I don't like it! I like quiet days, if my master hadn't forced me out of the mountain, I wouldn't have bothered to come out!"

“...... What about your sister, what about your sister Mingyue!Girlfriend, don't you want it either?" Duanmu Lingyu glanced at Tang Fei and smiled evilly, brother, this little pervert, everything else seems to be very good, but the little bad and little bad thoughts, Duanmu Lingyu can touch it thoroughly, but this eldest lady doesn't know yet, in fact, she herself is the one who is taken advantage of by Tang Fei the most, you know, her forest has been caught by Tang Fei, although it is secret, but it really caught a little, and the rabbit has also been caught by Tang Fei, Tang Fei's biggest target is herself!

Tang Fei smiled awkwardly, he wasn't for these three beautiful sisters, the ghost was interested in mixing around the city! Bubble sister, work hard for your sister, that's okay, for fame and fortune, then it's boring, but this goal has to be broken through one by one, now he wants to soak the three of them, and he can be killed by Duanmu Lingyu, the sister, right now.

"I'll help you catch up with the two of them, how about you help me do things and help me achieve great things?" Duanmu Lingyu also smiled treacherously.

"Sister Lingyu, are you serious?"

"That's for sure, sister, okay!"

"Hmm!" Tang Fei pretended to be grateful, and used Sister Lingyu to take down the two of them, yes, with Sister Qianxue's mentality, in front of Sister Lingyu, she must not be so arrogant, Sister Mingyue has said, it is still okay to use Sister Lingyu and stabilize Sister Qianxue!

With this wave of scheming and far-sightedness, Tang Fei wrote a big word for his super obscene and treacherous thoughts, bubble sister, no means to compromise, shameless, really a bullish boy, if the master knew that he was so obscene, it is estimated that the master would not recognize this super invincible cheap apprentice in the universe!