Chapter 384: Jiang Zhe is a stuffy thing
Suddenly, Zhang Yifei looked at Zhou Bingzhe as if he had thought of something and asked: "I said brother and sister, you just said that Jiang Zhe is your current boyfriend, so what do you mean is still in the investigation period.
Zhou Bingzhe looked at Jiang Zhe with a smile on his face and said, "Yes, it's still the inspection period, and it's still unknown whether you can pass the test."
"How could Jiang Zhe not go back to the level, you look at the looks, the jade tree is in the wind, it looks like Pan An, a pear flower presses a begonia." Zhang Yifei pointed at Jiang Zhe and said.
And Jiang Zhe also cooperated with his face, raised his chest and raised his head, and his face was full of energy, but Zhang Yifei's words made Jiang Zhe's face immediately pull down.
"The only drawback is.This guy is too blinking.Especially those peach blossom eyes.It's too attractive.If you still have him together, you must watch him closely.Otherwise, he's likely to cheat.Even if you can't.Spirit.If you know that mental cheating is more serious than **cheating.." Zhang Yifei said with a sigh.
"If, I said, if he hadn't been inspected by you, you tell me, I'll help you find one, definitely no worse than Jiang Zhe, and he's still an honest man."
"Zhang Yifei." Jiang Zhe gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, eager to give Zhang Yifei a punch immediately.
Zhang Yifei was taken aback when he saw Jiang Zhe's appearance, and smiled wryly: "Just kidding, you will definitely pass the probationary period, and if you can't get by, I'll take you to Wan'an Temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha."
Everyone looked at Zhang Yifei speechlessly, can you burn incense and worship Buddha in this matter?
"Hey, what are you two doing here?" Jiang Zhe asked suddenly.
Zhang Yifei smiled lightly: "Buy underwear.erotic underwear."
"Uhhh Jiang Zhe was stunned, and Shao Ningdie's pretty face immediately turned red.
"Don't tell me you're not here to buy lingerie for you, we're all adults, there's nothing to be ashamed of."
Jiang Zhe wants to cry without tears.Bullshit erotic underwear.I've just begun.I haven't developed to that point.Now I'm forced to come.
And at this moment, Shao Ningdie and Zhou Bingzhe had already gathered together, discussing underwear, completely ignoring Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe.
Jiang Zhe looked at the second daughter, slowly approached Zhang Yifei and whispered, "Brother, can you accumulate virtue in your mouth?"
Zhang Yifei was very embarrassed and said, "I'll try my best."
As soon as Zhang Yifei's voice fell, he heard Shao Ningdie shouting Zhang Yifei.
Zhang Yifei looked at Jiang Zhe with a bitter face, and walked forward with a reluctant face.
"What's wrong?"
"What you see about this." Shao Ningdie picked up a piece of lace underwear and asked.
Zhang Yifei glanced at it lightly and said: ""Black is the most connotative color, applied to underwear, and then with lace, chiffon high-quality fabrics, to create a unique sexy, after wearing it, it exudes the infinite temptation of the dark night, can arouse the most primitive impulse of men, gives men irresistible sexual temptation, generally loves to wear this kind of woman, subconscious hope to conquer men, provoke * tease men's most primitive desire * desire, like passionate and bold unrestrained way, like you take this black lace, is a must for sexy women."
After hearing Zhang Yifei's words, all the women in the underwear store took a breath.
You say you're a man who doesn't study anything, but you want to study women's underwear.
"As Jiang Zhe said, 80 percent of men like white, but it's the same with black." Zhang Yifei gently touched Jiang Zhe with his arm.
"Yes, yes, black and white are the most classic colors, no matter when black and white can arouse men's most primitive desires, of course, black underwear and white underwear also depend on the person. Jiang Zhe said eloquently.
"Then what do you say should be done depending on the person." At this time, a female customer on the side asked.
Jiang Zhe coughed for a moment and then said: "Look at the skin, such as white underwear, not all women are suitable for wearing, because of its pure color, it will make the skin rough, and women with dull colors will show their shortcomings.
Everyone looked at Jiang Zhe dumbfounded, saying that Jiang Zhe was perverted, but what the other party said was reasonable. When a man's understanding of women's underwear is more than that of women themselves, then he is not a pervert, but an expert and a master of aesthetics.
Zhang Yifei looked at Jiang Zhe with a look of relief, and sighed in his heart, sure enough, it was the back waves of the Yangtze River that pushed the front waves, and one wave was stronger than the other.
Anyway, Zhang Yifei can't say, wearing underwear depends on the skin, he only knows what kind of color attracts men's attention the most, and it is the most tempting.
Zhou Bingzhe looked at Jiang Zhe with his eyes full of stars, so handsome, so cool, there is that man who can talk in the underwear store, and he is the head.
"Jiang Zhe, how do you know so well."
Jiang Zhe said solemnly: "A woman's beauty is originally for men, and a woman's dress is also because of the potential influence of men, whether explicit or covert. Of course, men are the same, they are all dressed up to attract the opposite sex. This is the so-called principle of the same sex repelling and the opposite sex attracting."
"Bang Bang" around the sudden thunderous applause, this man is reasonable, and every sentence is a burst of blood, straight into people's hearts.
Even for a while, many women have already thrown flattering glances at Jiang Zhelian.If Jiang Zhe now expresses his willingness, then there will definitely be many women who are willing to lie on the bed tonight and still be ravaged by Jiang Zhe.Even if it is a triple P, it is not impossible.
After seeing the eyes of the people around him, Zhou Bingzhe hurriedly grabbed Jiang Zhe's arm with one hand, and looked at the women around him with fierce eyes.
Zhang Yifei looked at Shao Ningdie and said, "Wife, you know now, in fact, Jiang Zhe is a sullen type.
"You're not a good thing either." Shao Ningdie glanced at Zhang Yifei.She wouldn't believe Zhang Yifei's nonsense.People are divided by categories.Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe can wear a pair of pants.It's definitely not a good thing.
Zhang Yifei wanted to explain something, but in the end, he thought about it.
"What do you think I should wear?" Shao Ningdie looked at the dazzling underwear and asked.
"Black, by the way, with crotch-baring black stockings and an open-back belly pocket, a leather whip in your hand, bench ready, a queen temptation, then I'll absolutely surrender to your crotch."
"Huh."
For a while, there was silence in the underwear store, and everyone invariably turned their eyes to Zhang Yifei, as if they were seeing a monster.
And Shao Ningdie was directly stunned in place.
Jiang Zhe sighed with emotion, the boss is the boss, even the queen's candle, Trojan horse, leather whip is so difficult to challenge.