I love Taiwanese sisters!Taiwanese sisters...... Don't love me!

Zhang Zizai and others sat in the bar for a long time with the tattooed brother, but they didn't bring back any memories of him.

Just when everyone was at a loss, the tattooed brother suddenly pointed to the man in the seat next to him and exclaimed, "Look at him! he!

Zhang Zizai was shocked in his heart, and it seemed that he still remembered it!

He hurriedly looked in the direction the tattooed brother was pointing and said excitedly, "What?

The tattooed brother shook his head: "I don't know." ”

Zhang Zizai said depressedly: "I don't know what you are yelling at him?"

Tattoo brother: "No, you see, he has the same tattoo on his arm as mine!"

After speaking, he pointed to the tattoo of the word "loyalty" on his arm.

Zhang Zizai: "Come on! Nine out of ten people with tattoos have your character!"

Tattoo brother: "But ......"

Bai Maruko complained: "But it's a hair, Iverson also has your tattoo, so you two know each other?"

Tattoo brother: "I ......"

Zhang Zizai: "Okay, okay, I used to carve premature words on the table, and I didn't see me become a great writer." ”

Bai Maruko smiled: "You've done this kind of thing before?"

Zhang Zizai: "Who doesn't have a second childhood anymore...... Not to mention the early lettering, I did a lot of things like this at that time!"

Bai Maruko was curious: "What stupid thing? Say it and listen to it!"

Zhang Zizi shook his head: "Don't mention it, it's embarrassing to say it." ”

Shiramaruko: "No!

Zhang Zizai refused: "Don't say it!"

Shiramaruko: "You don't say yes, do you?"

Zhang Zizai: "Don't say anything about death!"

Bai Maruko smiled and said, "Since you don't say it, I won't force you, then let's have a drink...... Come on, let's play the game of I'll answer you again!"

Zhang Zizai hurriedly begged for mercy: "Sister, I was wrong, I said it can't be done!"

Last time everyone went to country R, Bai Maruko played this game with them, and almost didn't drink Zhang Zizi to death in the bar, and now it's coming again?

Seeing that Zhang Zizi was compromising, Bai Maruzi gave up, supporting his head with his hands in anticipation, waiting for Zhang Zizi to settle his troubles.

"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that I was young and ignorant at that time, and I saw a girl running to ask the teacher for leave when she had morning exercises, saying that her relatives were coming, so I ran to tell the teacher as a cat, and as a result, I stood on the rostrum and received the eighth set of radio gymnastics for a semester. ”

"Hahaha"

Shiramaruko let out a loud sound, and the hand supporting her head slipped, almost hitting her head on the table.

Leon and the tattooed brother said in unison, "I've done this too!"

Did they do it too?

Zhang Zizi thought that only he would make two mistakes, but he didn't expect that all the boys were the same, and the depressed mood just now because of being ridiculed instantly recovered a lot.

"What about you?" Zhang Zizi asked, looking at Ao Bing.

"I? I don't have ......"

Zhang Zizai: "Isn't it? You shouldn't be the second of all of us? Why haven't you ever done such a stupid thing?"

Ao Bing: "Well...... Actually, I thought about using this method as well, but then I found that it seemed more convenient to break my arm, not only to skip the morning exercise, but also to clean up without my own hands. ”

Zhang Zizai looked at Ao Bing and was envious.

This was the first time in his history that he felt that Ao Bing's skills were so useful.

When he fights on weekdays, he is more envious of the kind of foreign Taoist.

After all, people are real kung fu, with gorgeous moves, handsome movements, and occasionally use a few spirit runes to add some action special effects to themselves, and they can shine the audience as soon as they shoot, and instantly fascinate a large movie.

And Ao Bing, on the other hand, simply relies on passive attributes and brute force attacks, although when dealing with ordinary people, the lethality of the two is not much different, but in terms of visual effects, it is far worse.

The foreign Taoist is obviously the sense of déjà vu of a Hollywood blockbuster, and Ao Bing's side, at first glance, it is reminiscent of the subtitle version of the ice and fire special effects that I never expected.

Bai Maruko also said with envy: "Then aren't you very happy?

Ao Bing shook his head: "No, I only used this method for a year, and then I didn't dare to use it." ”

Zhang Zizai: "What's going on?"

"Since that broken arm and tasted the sweetness, I was lame and broke my foot when I had nothing to do, but I actually escaped many morning exercises during the period, and sometimes I could skip class, but one day I ......"

Ao Bing sighed, and then said: "I want to go out to surf the Internet, and then run to the head teacher to ask for leave......"

Zhang Zizai: "And then?"

Ao Bing: "I still go to the psychiatric hospital to visit the teacher during the New Year's holidays. ”

Zhang Zizai: "Isn't it, right? What did you do to him?"

Ao Bing: "I didn't do anything to him, I just screwed my head off when I asked for leave." ”

Zhang Zizai: "......"

Just when a few people were chatting while drinking, you were talking about the troubles of their respective childhoods.

Suddenly, there was a cacophony of voices at the next table.

The big B brother who escaped from the betel nut stall today was enthusiastically greeting the group of people who smelled the word Zhong on the table next to him with a warm face.

It's really not a family reunion, I didn't expect to beat someone else in the afternoon, and I met here again in the evening.

Zhang Zizai hurriedly lowered his head, took out two pieces of watermelon peels from the fruit bowl to cover his face, and said silently: "You can't see me, you can't see me." ”

What's the matter, Zhang Zizai's spell did not have the same effect as that of a foreign Taoist, but Brother B still found him, and after staring left and right here for a while, Zhang Zizai and others whispered in Brother Zhongzi's ear.

Brother Zhongzi was furious when he heard this, slapped the table, pointed at Zhang Zi at the table, and shouted at the few people beside him.

Although the loud music cut off their voices, judging from their indignant expressions, these words were definitely not good words.

After a while, the people at the table stood up and walked towards the crowd with their hands in full swing.

Zhang Zizai hurriedly shrank up and hid behind Ao Bing.

And Leon, who had his back to them, didn't know it, and still danced and told the story of how he tied the braids of the girl at the front table to the legs of the table when he was in school.

As the other party approached, everyone except Leon saw the group of buddies who were not good.

Ao Bing looked at Leon's back, and was about to stand up and ask, but was quietly pulled by Shiramaruko from under the table.

White Maruko put his hands behind his back and looked at Leon who was dancing with his eyebrows on his face playfully.

And Leon, seeing the curvature of the corners of her mouth, thought that her story had amused everyone, so he spoke harder and harder, not seeing the beer bottle whizzing towards his head.

A second later, with a thud, the back of Leon's head and Brother Zhongzi's beer bottle came into perfect close-up.

Leon turned his head and looked at the people behind him in astonishment, then fainted and fell to the ground unconscious.

Bai Maruki clapped his hands with satisfaction: "Let you take him to the betel nut stall again! Let you take him to Lan Kwai Fong again!"