Chapter 1093: Why is it so difficult to pretend
"Dad is better than Daddy, I fell today and it hurts. The teacher rewarded me with a five-pointed star! Also, every day, my brother pulled my beautiful little braids...... "As soon as I got home, my little daughter threw herself into Jing Jian's arms and kept spoiling.
"Every day?" Jing Jian felt incredulous. Can do such an unreliable thing, in the past, only twins, why did they start to fall willingly every day?
"Don't worry! Daddy will definitely teach him a lesson!"
Pan Pan squinted and smiled: "Daddy, you have been deceived again! That is Jingjing naughty, educating her every day." ”
"Oh!"
"What's the matter, who is saying that you want to teach our family a lesson every day?" Zhao Xia looked like a tigress protecting her calf, and she walked out with Qin Zi.
"Huh?" Qin Zi asked with a smile, "Why did you go home on time today? ”
Jing Jian: "......"
What are you talking about? How long has it been since I cultivated my self-cultivation, I would have long since changed my evil ways and returned to the right. Isn't that ...... Wei Yingzhi had a child there a few days ago, did she stay with her for so many days?
Never mind. As long as such a topic is mentioned, Jing Jian will always fall behind. Still honestly pretending to be confused.
Seeing Cao Haiyan enter the door to change her shoes, Zhao Xia casually asked, "Is this man lazy for another day?
Cao Haiyan couldn't hold back a smile and glanced at Jing Jian: "Not really." The sun came out in the west today, and he did keep working. That's what I ...... I can't say, just ask him! ”
As soon as they heard this, Zhao Xia and Qin Zi became curious: "Xiaowa (Minister Jing), say it quickly!"
"Ahem. Jing Jian put on a good stand, but found that there was no one to cheer at all, do you at least want to make a cup of tea and send a plate of melon seeds? Jingjing was still in Jing Jian's arms. So, it's better to have a daughter! What's the use of having those bastard boys?
sighed in his heart, Jing Jian finally said the answer triumphantly: "I contacted it today and prepared to launch a few satellites into the sky." ”
"Poof!" laughed all the adults and children. None of them believed what Jing Jian said.
"Xiaowa, don't you want to say it, don't make up an unreliable reason?"
"Minister Jing, are you going to harm the aliens?"
Jing Jian was really dumbfounded. He was going to continue to brag and earn a good face in front of his family. But why doesn't anyone believe it?
You say that those traversers are just buying a few monkey tickets and pouring some antiques? But I'm not playing a colony, it's an artificial satellite, and this is the real trench! I didn't expect that even the women and children in the family don't believe it? This life is very bleak!
After laughing for a while, Cao Haiyan finally said a fair word: "Xiao Jian didn't brag, there are many people from the Space Bureau today." It's about Sputnik, which he came up with with a pat on the head. I've never heard of it before, so I don't know what kind of wind he's smoking. ”
"Is there such a thing as a satellite?"
"Minister Jing, what are you using to launch satellites?"
Jing Jian finally let out a long breath, and was finally able to show off: "Of course I'm just for our family's business." Do you women understand?
"What business?" Zhao Xia and the others looked curious.
"Supermarket hypermarket!"
"Poof!"
The audience burst into laughter again. Zhao Xia laughed and laughed at the same time: "You just sell a soap toothbrush, and you also need to use artificial satellites? Xiaozi and Haiyan, I understand." He did want to open a supermarket on the moon and sell it to those aliens. ”
Jing Jian suddenly became anxious: "Don't you have any common sense? Are there aliens on the moon?"
"Our woman's family, what do you know about lunar aliens?" Zhao Xia was not ashamed at all, and she didn't have the consciousness of being a Huaqing professor at all, "Anyway, your idea is ridiculous enough." It's just that I'm full of food and I'm fooling around. ”
Qin Zi kept laughing: "Stop me, I'm going to die of laughter." If Sazi Satellite opens a supermarket, will it be necessary to use missiles for delivery? Hahaha!"
Jing Jianqi's face turned blue: "Minister Qin, I originally thought of it, this company is a dowry for Jingjing!"
Qin Zi didn't think it was moved at all: "Hahaha! I also want to laugh at the dowry for the girl." Hahahaha......"
Jing Jian really didn't expect that this pretending to be impossible would actually become a pen at home?
Fortunately, there are two intimate little padded jackets by my side. As soon as he heard that there was a new company, Panpan's eyes lit up: "Daddy, shall we name the company this time?"
"No problem. Jing Jian excitedly kissed Panpan and Jingjing a few times, "Think of something nice." ”
"It's hard. Panpan tilted her cute little head, "I originally wanted to use the name of the petals of the good pot. But why do you have to use it bigger?"
Since that petal escape, Panpan has become good friends with the baby panda. Now the petals are growing very well. The panda base has also been sending photos of flower petals. It's that this little guy has grown up and has already become a lump of more than 100 catties of meat.
In fact, the name of the petal is still okay. But Jing Jian's company generally uses the "big" character series to name it, if it is replaced by ...... Outsiders thought that this was a commissary opened by some hard-working rural woman, and it was full of spicy strips and other goods.
Jing Jianjian vetoed: "You can name a panda." But pick a better one. For example, big roll, big fat, big bear, big cat?......"
The more Jing Jian spoke, the more he felt that something was wrong. And his words made the women and children laugh non-stop.
"What about a child's name?"
Jing Jianjian shook his head instantly: "Our family should be low-key." ”
"Are you still low-key?" Zhao Xia continued to taunt, "You're about to release satellites, are you still afraid of outsiders?"
"Donkey, I'm here to advertise!"
"Aren't you just advertising for soapy toothbrushes?"
Jing Jian felt tired for a while. This nonsense is really tiring enough, especially for a group of women with long hair and short knowledge.
Pan Pan suddenly interjected: "Daddy, Daddy, I'm here! Didn't you say that the panda is called Fat Da again?
"Hmm!" Jing Jian nodded, the name was quite auspicious.
But as soon as he wanted to agree, he saw Tian Tian and the twins also running to join in the fun: "Dad, I want to name it too." "Dad, I'll come up with a name!"
Jing Jian agreed: "Anyway, I'm going to launch four or five satellites." You name the satellites. ”
"Poof!" another collective laugh, "four or five?"
Jing Jian was really defeated by these women. Why is it so difficult to pretend to be forced at home?