Chapter 393: Numerous Programs
"Guys, long waiting!"
"The first show, Nine Days of Snake Dance. ”
"Have you ever seen a nearly two-meter-long python?"
"Its name is Steve, and it's been with me for over two years, and it's very human. ”
The poisonous snake turned his head and made mouth-to-mouth contact with the python, looked at Sima Minghao and Qin Feng who were sitting on the sofa, took the python off his body, and further showed it.
Sima Minghao was stunned, what's the situation?
Qin Feng also didn't know what he meant, he came to sing, how could there be a circus performance?
Lu Ping stood there and smoked a cigarette, watching the fire from the other side, and was very happy.
"Take far, take far...... I'm afraid of snakes, ...... Hurry up and take out the snake!" Sima Minghao saw that the big snake was spitting out letters at him, and he was frightened, so he quickly raised his hand at the poisonous snake and turned his head sideways.
Qin Feng was stunned for a moment, relieved himself, stretched his neck and looked carefully at the python, Damn, it turned out to be a real snake, alive.
But he was bolder than Sima Minghao, so he was a little calm.
Fang Zhixiong was in a different mood when he saw this.
Nima, I knew it wasn't that simple.
But he obviously guessed that Lu Ping was the mastermind behind the scenes, but he had to cooperate with him to perform the show, so he applauded: "This show is good, this show is good, I didn't expect this club to be ingenious, such a big snake, I ...... Except at the zoo, it is usually the first time I have seen it. ”
Seeing that Fang Zhixiong was interested, Sima Minghao could only forcibly restrain his fear, and echoed with a complicated expression: "Yes, yes, it's quite ingenious." ”
So the Viper began the show.
This guy is really good at training snakes, and after putting the snake on the ground, he starts whistling.
According to the whistle of the poisonous snake, the python made various movements on the ground, such as bending and stretching, moving forward, and looking.
The viper then made another gesture.
The python suddenly stood upright, forming a big question mark.
Fang Zhixiong exclaimed: "It's so cute, it's so cute! Look at it, this snake can understand human speech." ”
Sima Minghao was obviously frightened, but he echoed: "Yes, yes, this snake is spiritual, and it is cute to death." ”
Qin Feng smacked his mouth and said, "This must have taken a lot of effort to train the snake to be human." Well, the circus trainer, I'm afraid it's just that. ”
After the viper instructed the python to make a few more movements, he began to step forward and interact with the 'audience'.
He first came to Qin Feng.
"Come, Steve, make a salute to the big brother in front of you!" the viper said, gesturing at the python.
The python really stood there, staring at Qin Feng with his eyes.
Qin Feng was happy and afraid, and said with a smile: "Good snake, really a good snake, really look at me here, if it has a hand, I'm afraid it can even salute, right?"
That being said, I was quite panicked.
The poisonous snake turned his head to look at Sima Minghao again, and said with a smile: "Steve, give you this big brother a poo!"
Poop one?
What's the matter?
Sima Minghao realized that the situation was not good, and quickly twisted his head.
But how fast can he turn his head compared to a snake?
I saw that this python smacked at Sima Minghao's face like a prey.
An intimate snake kiss.
And it's ......
Tongue kiss!
Sima Minghao's frightened hair stood up, and he wanted to be angry, but seeing Fang Zhixiong beside him with a happy face, he could only force a smile and said, "Ouch mom, cool swish, cool swish, it's quite interesting." ”
Fang Zhixiong was worried that he was the next victim, so he simply took the initiative to step forward, and dared to ask the poisonous snake: "It's so cute, can I ...... Can I touch its head, will it bite me?"
The viper emphasized: "I let it bite it, and if I don't let it bite, I won't dare to bite." ”
"That'...... Then I'm relieved. Fang Zhixiong touched the python's head with a trembling hand, and his whole body trembled suddenly.
Lu Ping just stood by and watched the excitement.
The poisonous snake walked up to Qin Feng again and said, "This kind of opportunity is not available at any time, come, feel it, it's very comfortable." ”
Qin Feng smiled bitterly: "What...... How do you feel?"
The poisonous snake said: "Hang around the neck as a necklace, the largest snake-shaped creature necklace." ”
"No...... No, no, I don't want to hang. "Qin Feng was scared to death if he wanted to, you still want me to be a necklace?
Fang Zhixiong saw that this snake artist had been teasing Sima Minghao and Qin Feng, but he didn't seem to have great malice towards himself, so he was almost certain that it was his initiative just now that made Lu Ping do some forgiveness.
He walked up to Lu Ping with a grateful face and whispered, "Thank you." ”
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "What are you thanking me for?"
"Tacitly, tacitly. Fang Zhixiong couldn't help but feel shocked when he saw that the snake artist had really hung the huge python on Qin Feng's neck.
Sima Minghao saw that Qin Feng's frightened face turned blue, and he secretly gloated in his heart.
Think that's the end of it?
I've just warmed up.
These two guys have always regarded themselves as leaders, and they have provoked Lu Ping twice.
How could Lu Ping stop there?
Hmph, this time can only be remembered more vividly than the last time.
"Two, have you ever heard of snake healing?" asked Viper with interest.
Sima Minghao and Qin Feng shook their heads one after another.
"Snake healing is very expensive, let you catch up today, we are here for guests to experience for free. The poisonous snake pointed at Sima Minghao and said, "You come first!"
"I ...... I'm not coming, I'm not coming. Sima Minghao was about to cry.
Fang Zhixiong continued to add fuel to the fire: "Director Sima, if people ask you to try it, you can try it, I have heard of snake therapy, this seems to be able to relax the muscles and invigorate the body, and it can also promote blood circulation." The price of a snake treatment is not less than thousands. In this way, you have really made a lot of money today. ”
Sima Minghao looked dazed: "But ...... But...... I'm afraid of snakes. ”
Fang Zhixiong urged: "Overcome your fear, with the first time, you will get used to it later." ”
Seeing that Mr. Fang was so insistent, Sima Minghao categorically didn't dare to ruin his interest, so he nodded with humiliation: "Okay, okay, I'll heal, I'll heal." ”
So the poisonous snake asked Sima Minghao to lie on the sofa, and then put the big python on his body.
The python swam back and forth on Sima Minghao's body, and listened to the whistle of the poisonous snake, making various movements, wrapping around Sima Minghao's neck for a while, wrapping around his waist for a while, and wrapping his crotch for a while.
Sima Minghao suddenly suffocated, and suddenly stiffened.
But more than that, it's fear.
'Snake therapy', who invented it?
It's terrifying!
Sima Minghao felt that this was simply a point of no return.
Watching the big snake dance gently on his body and spit out letters to himself, Sima Minghao finally understood why Xu Xian was scared to death by the white lady.
It's me for a while.
It's not me for a while.
One moment in heaven, the next in hell.
Sima Minghao felt that watching horror movies was not so exciting, in just ten minutes, he seemed to have experienced a year, every cell of his body has been in a state of high tension, and the cold sweat on his face kept pouring out, pouring out a heartfelt feeling that he couldn't confide.
That.
Sima Minghao finally couldn't hold back...... I peed my pants.
Qin Feng saw it next to him, and was hysterically laughing at Sima Minghao's embarrassment.
The viper turned to him and said, "It's your turn." ”
"I ...... I...... I'll come too?" Qin Feng's scalp tingled for a while, then he pointed at Lu Ping, who was standing there, and said sharply: "Let him come, let him come!
The viper glanced back at Lu Ping.
That's my boss, I dare to scare him with a snake?
Lu Ping said: "Director Qin, today I caught up with the activities in the club and launched these projects that you can't usually enjoy, you have to cherish them." Moreover, there are only two places. ”
Qin Feng hurriedly said, "I'...... I'll give you the spot, you do it, you do it......"
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, you don't know the blessing in the blessing, and you still sell well when you get cheap. Fang Zhixiong criticized on the side: "Let me tell you, today we are the right one, and we can still see the special services inside, you can steal the fun." ”
Don't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings?
Is it cheap or good?
Qin Feng looked at Fang Zhixiong hysterically, always feeling that something was wrong.
You're going to talk cool things, why don't you try it yourself?
But he didn't dare to offend Fang Zhixiong.
In desperation, Qin Feng, like Sima Minghao, lay on the sofa and felt a reborn snake recuperation.
He doesn't know if there is a health effect.
All he knew was that he was scared.
After the viper performance, he left with the big python.
Sima Minghao and Qin Feng sat there dumbfounded, their bodies shaking, their hearts trembling, and their brains roaring.
"How do you feel, two leaders? Looking at your appearance, it should be very good. Lu Ping gloated.
Sima Minghao slapped his swollen face and filled the fat man: "Yes...... It's very special, it's very special. ”
Qin Feng smiled bitterly: "I'm so scared that I almost pulled my pants." ”
Fang Zhixiong said: "I really envy you, I also wanted to do it just now, but the quota is not enough, people only give two experience places, otherwise I will ...... I'd love to try it too. ”
Lu Ping glanced at him with disdain, thinking that this guy was really not afraid of the wind and flashed his tongue.
Sima Minghao and Qin Feng were about to die of scare, and he was still talking cool here.
I like it though.
This guy is quite good at sycophants.
The three female publicists standing neatly on one side have been watching silently there.
They didn't dare to interject a word during the whole process.
Why?
Although they don't know Lu Ping, they know the poisonous snake Nie Zhiqiang, this guy is the second-in-command of the club, usually fierce and ruthless, how dare they talk more?
The viper just left.
Mahjong immediately walked in with a noble and menacing attitude.
Those female publicists were even more surprised, what is the situation today?
What is the identity of the people in this private room, who can actually alarm the two bosses in the clubhouse and come in one after another to perform for them?
Who is mahjong?
That's one of the top ten King Kongs of the former Qingfeng Hall!
"Haha, bosses, I'm mahjong, and the show I show you is iron-headed. The mahjong man didn't say much, so he picked up a beer bottle and smashed it on his head.
Bang!
The beer bottle shattered.
Sima Minghao and Qin Feng couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
This show is not bad, suitable for watching, much better than the show that played with snakes just now.
"How's it going, it's okay?" Mahjong reached out and patted the glass shards splashed in his hair, and said, "Actually, I didn't have any props, let alone beer bottles, bricks, and stones, and my head was undoubtedly shattered when he met me." ”
Qin Feng asked with interest, "What's that...... So how do you practice?"
Sima Minghao also followed: "Yes, yes, it must have taken a lot of effort to practice this......, right? Is it hard qigong?"
"It's easy to practice!" Mahjong replied simply: "You follow the essentials I said, try it, hold your breath, and sink your breath...... Oh yes, that's it. ”
Sima Minghao experienced the essentials like a boy worshipping Buddha.
Qin Feng was also a practitioner, and he began to try to use his mind to pull the airflow, looking for the feeling of hiding the qi and sinking into the field.
"Okay, I'll see what you see. Mahjong suddenly picked up two beer bottles, hit Sima Minghao and Qin Feng's heads respectively, and smashed them.
Phew!
Fang Zhixiong was taken aback.
Damn, fortunately, fortunately, I had expected such a thing.
"Ouch......"
"Ouch......"
Sima Minghao and Qin Feng were caught off guard, and they almost fainted after being hit in the head.
The two beer bottles in Mahjong's hand were shattered one after another.
Blood seeped out of their hair one after another, forming several red threads.
Sima Minghao and Qin Feng were both blinded.
What's going on?