Chapter 340: The Reincarnation of the Emperor of Heaven

In the second year after the boss left, there was no change in the underworld. His departure and Yuding's official entry did not cause great fluctuations in the entire underworld.

Life for decades, ghost life for more than 100 years. The creatures of the world are forgetful, and no matter how brilliant the figures, they will eventually become only a few pages in the history books for those who come after them to read.

Looking at the whole picture of a person from a few pages of text, I am afraid it is more ridiculous than peeking at a leopard in a tube. And now these ghosts in the underworld don't seem to be interested in reading any history books, and now the most sold on the market are all kinds of military books and the knowledge of the sons of governing the country.

These ghosts inexplicably think that if they read more of these books in the underworld, they will be able to get ahead in the next life and become a master. There are even good deeds who have written a "Compendium of Reincarnation", in which they describe in detail their conjectures about where they are reincarnated. The idea of being able to connect the time of reincarnation with Meng Po's expression when she served the soup to the place of the world is really too strange.

What's even more strange is that this book is still selling well, even more popular than Jiang Shang's reedited "Three Taos and Six Strategies". As Yan Jun, I really want to go out to refute the rumors and tell those ghosts that it is useless for them to do anything after death, and how they live in the next life depends on the cause and effect buried in the previous life.

There is no need to dismantle a ghost's fantasy about the afterlife, not to mention that this fantasy also contributes to the stability of the underworld. It is better for them to be able to put their minds on the next life than to find excitement for themselves all day.

When I arrived in the world, I had already changed a new dynasty, which was no different from the previous one, it was a very smooth excess of power, but I changed the emperor and changed the name of the country.

Such a change of dynasty is really in line with Yan Jun's thoughts, there is not too much bloodshed, and there is no endless soul.

The place where the Emperor of Heaven asked me to pick up people is a bit remote, on the edge of the Yangtze River. When I arrived, two tall and thin figures stood on the shore, watching the river rolling eastward. Flowing water and the bright moon are probably two things that will never change in the world.

I like the bright moon, but I don't like running water very much. Because the water is always flowing, and if the water flows today, it will never be seen tomorrow. It's like seeing those people in these long years, but after a short moment in your life, they disappear without looking back. How good the moon is, it goes down today, and it will rise again tomorrow, it is like a perfect lover, and it will never abandon you.

Sensing my presence, they all turned around. When I saw their faces, my words suddenly went blank. How could it be the two of them? shouldn't they be in the Lingxiao Hall and Gou Chen Shanggong at this time?

The Emperor of Heaven and Gou Chen, the two monarchs, actually want to secretly reincarnate, is it possible that the heavenly realm has given birth to chaos?

When Gou Chen saw me standing on the spot, he walked up to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "Wuqi, don't be so surprised when you see us." ”

Me: "Emperor, this... What the hell is going on?"

Gou Chen's face was embarrassed, and he didn't seem to know where to start.

The Emperor of Heaven turned his back and said, "Let's talk about it, Gou Chen's mouth is stupid." ”

Gou Chen glanced at the Emperor of Heaven with resentment, but he didn't say anything, he was angry with the Emperor of Heaven, there was no need, no need!

"I'm having some problems. The Emperor looked up at the sky, and his thoughts seemed to drift farther away with the white clouds in the sky. "It has been eight thousand years since I became a Heavenly Venerable, and for eight thousand years, I have been sitting in the Lingxiao Palace, and I have never come out once. ”

When he said this, his eyes rarely revealed the vicissitudes of life, which was the accumulation of him in the Lingxiao Hall in the past eight thousand years. I suddenly understood his thoughts, sitting in one position for 8,000 years, is a stone, but I am afraid that I can't endure this loneliness.

The gods are forgetful, the heavenly venerable is forgetful, but they forget to forget, but the love is always there, and it will never move half a minute.

The Emperor of Heaven said, "That's all it takes, it's just my business. But now that the world is changing, I am not alone. You are Da Luo Jin Immortal, and you also have some feelings about the changes in the truth between heaven and earth. This change in the world has changed hands in the change of dynasties. The change of the underworld, among Yan Jun, abolished the public because of private affairs. Do you know where the heavens have changed?"

I shook my head and said, "I don't know, please ask Your Majesty to clarify your doubts." ”

The Heavenly Emperor pointed to himself and said, "It's me, I am the Venerable of the Heavenly Realm, and my words and deeds have a far-reaching impact." Now I have been the Emperor of Heaven for more than 8,000 years, and I am too far away from the world. Immortals come from people, if they forget their roots, they are only afraid that immortals are not immortals. Although the heavenly realm is orderly, it is too wooden. The immortals work all day long, and the cycle repeats. If I don't find a way to change it, I'm afraid that the heavenly realm will be lifeless. ”

I understood his words, he was like the owner of a shop, and the shopkeeper repeated yesterday's events every day, and after a long time, he became wood. How can wood do its best work? Wood will only slowly dry up, become rotten wood, and rot little by little.

There is no essential difference between the heavenly realm and a shop, and the same is true of the underworld. It's just that the creatures of the heavenly realm are all immortals, with a long period of decay of life and interest, so it doesn't seem so fast.

The reason why the Heavenly Realm is the Heavenly Realm is because it is the abode of immortals, and it is also because of these immortal immortals that it has become a pool of stagnant water, without the slightest fluctuation. The Emperor of Heaven is treating himself as a stone, smashing this pool of stagnant water into waves through the road of the world.

I asked again, "What about Emperor Gou Chen?"

Gou Chen hugged his arm and said: "I'm here to be a stand-in, the Emperor of Heaven is not in the Heavenly Realm, I can't hide it for too long, I'm the one who distracts my eyes." ”

I didn't ask any more questions, they had made it clear enough. The reincarnation of the Emperor of Heaven, Gou Chen's car, whether everything goes smoothly depends on my arrangements in the underworld.

Resolving the doubts in my heart, I mentioned the matter and said, "I have arranged it in the underworld, and I also ask the two of you to change their faces and bodies and turn into Orions." ”

The Emperor of Heaven and Gou Chen responded to the voice, and only one turned around, and then became a different picture.

"Your Majesty will be reincarnated in Yunzhou and reincarnated in a family surnamed Zhang. Emperor Gou Chen was reincarnated in Caozhou and reincarnated in the Li family. If there is no other explanation, I will open the ghost door and send His Majesty and the emperor to reincarnation. ”

"There's nothing left, let's go. The Emperor of Heaven waved his hand, very casually. It looks no different than going to a neighbor's house.

On the contrary, Gou Chen was much more dignified than him, and he seemed extremely serious about the upcoming reincarnation.

I raised my hand and drew a door in front of me, and the dungeon opened from there. Dressed as a ghost, he took the Emperor of Heaven and Gou Chen, two hunters, and crossed from the human world to the underworld.

However, on the bridge, there are still ghosts coming and going. There are two pots beside Meng Po, one is the soup sold to ordinary ghosts, and the other is the Meng Po soup that is to be printed before reincarnation.

I walked in front, and the Emperor of Heaven and Gou Chen followed behind me. Merge into the flow of people at the head of the bridge and become one of the many wandering spirits.

The reincarnation procession is very long, and the long ones line up from the middle of the bridge to the head of the bridge. Every breath there will be a ghost entering the reincarnation, and every breath there will be a new ghost at the end of the line.

The Emperor of Heaven and Gou Chen, naturally, can't line up here, if they go down according to the roster, they won't be able to wait for another eight thousand years. I became a ghost pawn just to send them to join the queue.

Holding up the official document with one hand and pressing it on his waist with the other, he led the two of them to the front. The ghosts on the left and right were bumped into by me, and they all came with angry eyes, but when they saw the official document in my hand, they threw their anger out of the clouds.

Squeezed all the way to Meng Po's side, I said: "Mother-in-law, this is a new ghost who died in the world, and I directly applied for reincarnation and return to Yang at the judge's mansion, and I bother you to make two bowls of soup." ”

Meng Po glanced at me and said, "You are a bad official, you look a little blind, do you have the words of a judge?"

"Yes, yes, it's still the big seal given by the Nine Yan Monarchs!"

Meng Po took the official document in her hand and sighed: "Alas, it's true, the old ghost doesn't want to be reincarnated, but the new ghost is ahead of the curve, but it's hard for you poor officials, it's not enough to send the ghost down every day, you have to send it to me." ”

I smiled and said, "It's not a helpless thing! ”

Meng Po sighed two more words, and then she made two bowls of soup from the pot, sent them to them, and said: "Go, go, go to the world to live well, and the clouds and smoke will dissipate in the previous life." ”

The two of them took the bowl of soup, but they were very happy, raised their heads, and drank it all.

Watching them walk into reincarnation, Meng Po said again: "What two good men, look at the appearance, they were all hunters in their lifetimes, I hope they can change their jobs in the next life, it's too easy to die as an orion." ”

"What my mother-in-law said is what she said!"

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