Chapter 157: Beat That Turtle!

Ao, big turtle also.

That's why when Yu Gongzi suddenly came out and pointed at Ao Bing, he was furious.

It's the equivalent of calling a hippopotamus a pig and a squirrel a rabbit.

This scene is so familiar.

"You're the Ao! Your whole family is the Ao! Your whole community is the Ao!"

Ao Bing, who has always been wooden, also exploded at this moment, and there is a tendency to rush to the stage and fight with Yu Gongzi.

And when the empty boy heard Ao Bing's name, he suddenly lost his vigor just now.

Ao Bing's name is known to everyone, but he can't afford to provoke the winner.

Of course, it is not because of Ao Bing himself, but because of the Dragon King of the East China Sea behind him.

Back then, Nezha engaged in Ao Bing, and the Dragon King of the East China Sea almost flooded Jinshan because of this...... Well, it seems to be a white snake that floods the golden mountain.

Anyway, the temperament of the Dragon King of the East China Sea to protect the calf is known to the Three Realms, and it is far from something that he can afford to provoke as a casual cultivator.

So as soon as Ao Bing's name was mentioned, the son with kidney deficiency immediately became kidney deficient.

"I think I'd better go to Hua's house and get a Five Elements Sword. ”

Yu Gongzi frowned, and pointed to the foreign Taoist priest on the side: "What about killing him?"

The kidney-deficient boy glanced at the foreign Taoist priest and saw that he was a foreigner, thinking that this guy should not have a father who protects calves.

"Deal!"

The kidney-deficient boy instructed the four girls behind him to scatter flowers while urging the wheelbarrow to come to the foreign Taoist priest: "what's your name?"

Foreign Taoist: "Speak Chinese!"

Kidney deficiency son: "Report your name! I am an unknown person under the kidney deficiency sword!"

The foreign Taoist priest said happily: "That's a coincidence, I'm called Nameless." ””

"Okay, then you're the first nameless to die under my sword!"

The Kidney Void Master threw the fruit sword 11th casually towards the foreign Taoist, and then stretched out his index finger and flicked it in the air.

The fruit sword is really not ordinary, under the control of the index finger of the kidney-deficient son, it emitted a buzzing sound and then straightened ...... Fell at the feet of the foreign priest.

Kidney deficiency looked back at Huang Debiao: "What did you give me a fake sword?"

Huang Debiao patted his chest and promised: "If you say that, it will hurt my heart! How could I use a fake sword to deceive my old iron!"

Kidney Deficiency pointed to the ground: "Then what's going on?"

Huang Debiao: "It could be ...... You haven't unlocked it yet. ”

Kidney deficiency: "Didn't I just slide to unlock?"

Huang Debiao said with an embarrassed face: "I forgot to tell you, this 11th generation is fingerprint unlocking!"

……

The kidney-deficient boy pushed his cart away in a gloomy manner.

The fruit sword that fell to the ground was also picked up by the foreign Taoist priest and pressed his fingerprints.

"Is that how it was unlocked?" the foreign Taoist priest raised his sword and danced a bean sword flower in the air.

This sword is really powerful, much easier than the peach wood swords he usually uses!

"What do you want to do, dare to make trouble in my Huang family?"

Zhang Zizai: "I should have said this line, right? We came to buy things wholeheartedly, and you still want to kill us? What about never firing the first shot during the conference?"

A young man in white behind Huang Debiao stood up: "This is a mistake, it is clear that a few people with swords are making trouble, when did we do it?"

Zhang Zizai: "That empty ......"

The young man in white: "It's kidney deficiency." ”

Zhang Zizai: "It's all the same! Can the kidneys be empty if they are empty?...... Anyway, it's his hand that made the first move, and with so many people present, do you still want to deny it?"

The young man in white: "Where is anyone there?"

"Are you blind?" Zhang Zizi glanced around.

The demons on the side hurriedly shook their heads: "We are not human!"

At this time, Xu Zhenxin, who was hiding in the crowd, jumped out: "I am a human!"

Good brother, I am willing to stand up and speak for myself at this time!

Zhang Zizai hurriedly grabbed the life-saving straw: "You saw it just now, it was they who made the first move." ”

Xu Zhenxin smiled and didn't answer, just stretched out his hand to him.

Phew! I still think of him as a good brother! This guy is waiting here!

Zhang Zizai reluctantly took out 4,000 yuan from Ao Bing's wallet and handed it to him.

Unexpectedly, Xu Zhenzhen was still not satisfied.

"Didn't you say that you had eight hundred for one person!"

"Yes? I remember saying five thousand!"

Gotta count you ruthless!

Zhang Zizai paid the full amount, and Xu Zhenxin smiled with satisfaction.

"I saw that it was the kidney-deficient boy who made the first move just now!"

The young man in white said unhurriedly: "So what?"

Zhang Zizai: "Why are you so reckless?"

The young man in white: "Everyone knows that the Kidney Deficiency Master is just a loose cultivator, he wants to kill you, what does it have to do with our Huang family?"

Zhang Zizai gritted his teeth: "It's not the one surnamed Yu who instructed it!"

"You all know his surname Yu, so it must have nothing to do with our Huang family!"

This young man in white was really sharp-tongued, and Zhang Zizi was speechless.

"You are different, the object of your sword drawing is the people of our Huang family, so strictly speaking, you came to make trouble when our Huang family held such an important gathering, and we only defended ourselves to protect the reputation of the Huang family...... Do you think I don't care?"

Seeing that the demons in the audience didn't answer, the young man in white made another killer move: "Today, all the goods are sold at half price!"

The crowd of onlookers finally boiled: "That's right! The Huang family is justified defense!"

Zhang Zizai was speechless and said, "Do you still bring such a play?"

The young man in white: "No way, this is my territory, you have to listen to my er here in my territory"

Zhang Zizai continued: "Harvest music and find happiness with hearing?"

……

In the end, the eight generals shot together, and the scene of the group beating the seven monsters in Jiangnan did not appear.

Zhang Zizi and the others were just blasted out.

Mainly because of the timely sheath of the sword of the foreign Taoist, so that it is difficult for them to do it again.

When legitimate defense becomes excessive defense, then it's not fun.

After several people were blasted out of the mountain gate, Xu Zhenxin was indignant and said, "Brothers, the money will not be returned!"

Zhang Zizai smiled and said: "If you can take us in again, let alone return the money, you can give you double!"

"That's what you said?"

Xu Zhenxin's eyes lit up, and he led everyone straight down the mountain.

"What are you going to do this time?"

Xu Zhenxin: "The same trick won't work twice, this time we have to come up with some new tricks." ”

He led the group through the streets, through the alleys, to a small shop.

"Boss, give me six doughs!"

Zhang Zizai: "Is it time to eat?"

Xu Zhenxin: "Who said they were going to eat? We are here to find him!"

Xu Zhenxin pointed to a bewitching woman in front of the counter.

"Are you going to run away again? Whose girl did you sleep with this time?"

The rough mine of the woman's voice really scared Zhang Zizai.

Xu Zhenxin coughed twice and reminded: "You are a woman now!"

The woman was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and hurriedly smiled: "Seeing a smile and laughing, I wear too much skin, and I forgot which one I used!"

After speaking, he pulled his face, and the skin was torn off, and the bewitching woman suddenly turned into a sloppy man.

Zhang Zizai looked at the man in front of him with his nose hair bulging out, and sighed.

Shiro "saluted" him.

"Let me introduce you, this is my good friend, a disguise expert!

Zhang Zizai: "Admire and admire, Your Excellency is really a master!"

The Thousand Faces King smiled and said, "The master can't talk about it, it's just talent." ”

This guy is really immodest, Zhang Zizai praised him casually, and he actually kicked his nose and got it in the face.

Seeing Zhang Zizai's abnormal complexion, the King of Thousand Faces explained: "I'm not pretending to be 13, it's a real talent...... I'm a chameleon!"

Zhang Zizi suddenly realized, this is really admired.

"Don't gossip, I've got a big order, I'm going to get down to business!

The Thousand Faces King stuffed his nose hair into it with his index finger, then took out five skins from the drawer and handed them over: "I'm sorry, I've been watching the NBA for the past two days, and I didn't have time to replenish the stock, so there are only five left...... I really can't do it, I'll give you the one I just unloaded, and I'll give you a 20% discount!"

Zhang Zizai glanced at the side that was still stained with his nose hair, and resisted the urge to vomit and said, "It's okay, five is five!"

……

After Xu Zhenxin got the dough, he took everyone to change into a clean outfit, and then walked towards the Huang family's villa again.

On the way, Xu Zhenxin picked the most handsome dough for himself, and threw the remaining four to the remaining five-person group: "You choose four people to follow me in, and the rest are waiting at the door." ”

"But you just took money from five people!"

"I don't need money to change my own skin? Do you think this is a dress called Hanako? You can get it for a little money?"

"But...... You can just leave it on yourself, and let us wear it?"

Xu Zhenxin hurriedly shook his head: "That's not good! I have something very important to do this time!"

"What else can you do that matters?"

"Nonsense, otherwise why would I come all the way to this broken mountain?" Xu Zhenxin put on the dough and tried to change his tone: "You guys hurry up, wait for the person who touches the general to go in for a while, and I won't be able to get into the main hall!"

Zhang Zizi shook his head and pulled the five-person group together for a small meeting: "Leon, you stay ......"

"Why?"

"You're a mortal here!"

"Aren't you too?"

Zhang Zizai: "......"

This dog ...... Uh, this X thing, when I usually complain, I always say that I am the only mortal, but now I pull Zhang Zizi out at a critical moment.

However, for the sake of the dagger in his hand, he is not as knowledgeable as him.

Let's give him a face for the time being, the ugliest one!

"Maruko, you...... Gotcha, go ahead. ”

Zhang Zizi looked at the foreign Taoist priest again, opened his mouth, but never spoke, so he had to hand him another one.

There's no way, this guy is the strongest fighting force in his own team! If he doesn't go, if they encounter danger, they will definitely not be able to deal with it.

In the end, he could only focus on Ao Bing.

"Or ...... Don't you go in?"

"No! I have to go in!"

"Why?"

"I'm going to beat that crow!"