Chapter 434: This is practicing the Demon Snatcher
Qin Haotian saw that Lu Ping was still sitting there and didn't move, so he simply walked off the stage in person and invited again.
Smile with a knife.
When Fu Xin'er saw this scene, she recalled Lu Ping's intimidation of herself, and couldn't help but make her own little calculations. Hmph, just take this opportunity to let the master teach him a hard lesson.
So she twisted her brutal little buttocks, walked up to Lu Ping bewitchingly, and acted as a lobbyist: "Handsome guy, I'll just say it, you are a firefly in the dark night, exuding dazzling brilliance all over your body, not only I fell in love with you at a glance, but my master also fell in love with you at a glance." Do you think I won't be able to find you if you hide? It's useless, a beautiful boy like you, no matter where you hide, you are brilliant and dazzling, your melancholy eyes, handsome face, all deeply fascinate me, no matter how far you hide in the world, I will find you...... Handsome guy, come up and cooperate with my master, okay. ”
A line from Stephen Chow's movie.
It was vividly quoted by her.
I didn't memorize the last sentence, 'You're going to have to pay for last night's overnight anyway'.
"Why did you choose me?" Lu Ping stood up unhurriedly, looked at Qin Haotian in front of him, and said with a smile: "Don't come to be harmless, Master Qin, we are very fateful." ”
Qin Haotian glanced at Lu Ping up and down a few times, and said: "Qin someone saw it last time, you are not an idle person, although I suppressed you last time, but you don't have to be afraid, I just want you to cooperate with me to do a demonstration, so far, I will definitely not hurt you." Believe me, someone Qin has this control. ”
"Hurt me?" Lu Ping pouted: "A master is a master, and his imagination is rich enough." ”
Qin Haotian smiled: "It's fine for a few minutes, it's not in vain to let you go on stage to cooperate, someone Qin is willing to be a favor and introduce you to join the Dongshan Martial Arts Association, I will do what I say." ”
Lu Ping shook his head: "I'm not uncommon to add any associations. ”
Ji Rui remembered the confrontation between Qin Haotian and Lu Ping last time, and couldn't help but be a little worried, so she stood up and whispered to Qin Haotian: "Coach Qin, otherwise let's change someone, Brother Lu, he ......"
"Ji Rui, sit down!" Qin Haotian interrupted her words, pressing one hand into the air.
"It seems that this classmate is a little ashamed, he is too timid. Seeing that Lu Ping still had no intention of going on stage, Fu Xin'er simply began to mobilize the power of public opinion and looked at everyone in the audience with her eyes.
The students shouted one after another:
"Go up! Go up!"
"Don't grind a few times, Coach Qin asked you to go up to give you face!"
"Can you die as a sparring partner?"
“......”
A bunch of gloating guys.
It's not a big deal to watch the excitement.
"I didn't say I wasn't going, I'm going. Lu Ping stretched his arm and yawned.
Qin Haotian had an imperceptible sly smile on his face.
Fu Xin'er couldn't help but be secretly happy.
Xia Shengwu on the stage was even more happy, this guy surnamed Lu really got hit, haha, see how Coach Qin repairs him in a while.
Even if it was in the name of sparring, teaching him a few punches would be enough for him.
He can only eat coptis dumbly.
After coaxing Lu Ping to the stage, Qin Haotian stood on the side.
In fact, this can be regarded as a small knot in Qin Haotian's heart.
In the past, he had confronted this Lu Ping, and used a little trick to suppress him. It's a pity that this kid didn't dare to compete with himself, so he walked away.
Today, I will take this opportunity to let him taste my Qin Haotian's methods.
It's not that I, Qin Haotian, am arrogant and arrogant, and I deliberately have the same knowledge as you in the market, but you have been misbehaving, insulting my teacher, and bullying my disciple, me
How could Qin Haotian be appeased?
Let you be the Monkey King, the Monkey King.
Then I, Qin Haotian, am the Buddha who specializes in ruling Sun Monkeys!
"Master Qin, you have to think about it when you call me on stage. Lu Ping turned his head and whispered.
Qin Haotian asked, "What do you want to do?"
Lu Ping said: "You are now a respected generation of masters, don't let your reputation be ruined because of this wrong choice." ”
Qin Haotian sneered: "What nonsense are you talking about!"
Lu Ping said: "That's all I say, you can experience it yourself." ”
Qin Haotian didn't pay attention to Lu Ping for the time being, but continued to make a martial arts treatise:
"Qin is born for actual combat, and I am especially disgusted with those flashy shows. Last year, when I was invited to Israel and other countries to exchange martial arts, I shared my martial arts theory with them, but I didn't expect those fools to laugh at the martial arts I practiced in Dahuaxia, all of which were fragile and fancy. ”
I was in a hurry and stood up with a bang on the table. I said to the martial arts masters from the three countries, if you go together, Qin can defeat you with just two words. They all thought I was dreaming. You must know that these people are the same as me, they are all martial arts authorities in various countries, some are in important positions in the special forces, and some are boxing champions who have fought in the ring for many years. ”
With that, I stretched out an arm and raised a frown. The five of them surrounded me in the center, and the camera moved. 'Intercept!'' 'Hit!', I kept shouting these two words, one shouting down, one shouting down, and finally several of them lay on the ground. Then, someone Qin became a special guest of these countries, and they invited me to come over many times to promote the art of actual combat, but I refused. ”
"Today, on the occasion of this important school anniversary, I would like to show you the mystery of the words 'interception' and 'hitting'. These two words can be said to be inclusive of all rivers, integrating thousands of years of martial arts souls. Now that the interactive audience is in place, I'm going to show you again......"
“......”
A master is a master, and the nagging goes on and on.
was supposed to be a good school celebration event, but he made it a word.
This is a cult of personality.
Exactly.
Qin Haotian's generous speech, except for Lu Ping, everyone listened enthusiastically and rubbed their hands.
Everyone is glad that there is such a respected super master in Yongzhou University. It was just like the Dinghai Divine Needle in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, standing majestic.
Everyone has a heroic dream and a martial arts soul in their hearts.
And in everyone's heart, there is also a superhero and super totem who has the ability to turn the river and the sea.
The hero in the hearts of the teachers and students of Yongzhou University, the totem, is Qin Haotian.
At this time.
Qin Haotian stood in a lunge again, stretching out an arm.
But this time he didn't go blindfolded again.
Lu Ping smiled indifferently.
"This little friend, even if you call me!" Qin Haotian was still facing the other side, with a posture of not taking all living beings in his eyes: "Don't be nervous, don't be afraid, I'll stop at the point." ”
"Okay, then I'm here. Lu Ping said, then clenched his fist lightly, waiting for the opportunity to strike out.
Qin Haotian rotated his right arm, and his eyes did not squint.
"Even if you fight, I have one arm here, and you can't hit it!"
"Intercept!"
"Hit!"
"Ouch......"
What's going on?
Intercepted.
I didn't hit it either.
He was also hit in the right chest.
"Haha, little friend, you might as well use more
The power comes out, you fists and legs, I can't bear to intercept you and hit you. Come again!" "After all, he is a generation of actual combat masters, and after Qin Haotian failed in his first volley, he still had to maintain the dignity of a master, and secretly gathered all his strength to prepare for another volley.
True...... Shameless!
This master is really hypocritical.
Obviously, I can't intercept my Lu Ping's fist, but I dare to beautify myself like this.
Vomit......
Lu Ping was also drunk.
Fortunately, he had already learned Qin Haotian's conceit and shamelessness, otherwise it would be easy for him to be disgusted to the point of scum.
So Lu Ping did what he wanted, and added a little strength to his fist.
Qin Haotian is ever-changing.
Swing arm around.
Mouth spitting:
"Intercept!"
"Hit!"
"Ouch......"
Didn't intercept it?
Didn't hit it again?
And this time it was a punch in the chin...... It hurts.
What's going on?
As a volleyman, he has never failed.
Thereupon.
Again!
"I'm still like this, you can call in again and try it!"
"Intercept!"
"Hit!"
"Ouch......"
Still not intercepted?
Still didn't hit it?
Where did you get a punch this time?
Qin Haotian's whole person was not good, he felt as if he had been hit by a hammer in his abdomen, turning over the river and the sea, the internal qi overflowed, and even the dantian seemed to be injured.
Underestimated.
He finally admitted that he had underestimated the other party.
It seems that this kid really has two hits.
But the sudden change in this painting style made the teachers and students in the audience, as well as Fu Xin'er, Xia Shengwu and others on the stage, feel like they were on the edge of the abyss.
They didn't come back to their senses for a long time, as if they were watching the world being turned upside down, Mount Tai being removed, and the rivers and seas flowing backwards.
Coach Qin, what's wrong?
It shouldn't be!
Lu Ping was about to make up for another punch.
Qin Haotian suddenly stretched out his hand to stop: "Don't! Don't fight anymore!"
As he spoke, there was a heart-piercing pain from the three parts that were hit, so much so that he was almost unable to stand on his feet.
The teachers and students were shocked!
Coach Qin actually took the initiative to beg for mercy?
The world is reversed.
Black and white subverted.
It's like an elephant pleading with an ant, begging it to stop stretching its legs and tripping over itself.
"Why don't you fight?" Lu Ping looked at Qin Haotian in front of him who was pretending to be calm with a smile, and said, "Don't you want everyone to experience the mystery of your words 'interception' and 'hit', I haven't realized it yet." ”
"This ...... This ......" Qin Haotian's face was the color of pig liver, and his words were quite pale: "Change ...... Experience it another day, experience it another day. Qin ...... Qin was slightly unwell today, and suddenly ...... It's sudden...... I remember, today is the 7749th day of my practice of 'Demon Catcher', this day belongs to the day of transformation, the body is like a silkworm that breaks the chrysalis, it is not suitable to use force, it is not suitable to shoot, so ...... So Qin forgot about this matter. ”
Well?
He can think of any reason?
Facing Qin Haotian's sophistry, Lu Ping was really speechless.
"Coach Qin, have you seen too much, are you still breaking the chrysalis of silkworms, so it is not appropriate to do it...... Why don't you just say you...... Do you have a few days a month when you're uncomfortable? It's just in time today, and that's at least reasonable. Lu Ping pursed his lips, feeling that the image of this generation of martial arts masters had been completely ruined by himself.
But who is to blame for this?
It's he who has to provoke me, Lu Ping.