Chapter 300: The Scraps Splicing Version of the Lewd Uncle
The weather is getting cooler.
When Lu Ping got off work, it was the wind and clouds, and the sunset was full of red.
I had to go to Ouyang Aolan for an appointment in the evening, and as my brother, Lu Ping naturally wanted to take Mi Can'er with him.
Downstairs in the complex.
Lu Ping called Mi Can'er and asked her to come down.
Girls are in trouble when they go out.
Fifteen minutes later, Mi Can'er hurriedly walked out of the unit door.
The little girl wore a white one-piece dress with patterns, light makeup, a pair of canvas sneakers on her feet, and walked swayingly, looking like a little girl.
In the car.
Mi Can'er asked with interest, "Brother, are you going to take me out for a big meal?"
"Did you guess that?" Lu Ping turned his head and stretched out his thumb at Mi Can'er, emphasizing: "And it's a free meal." ”
Mi Can'er looked puzzled: "Free meal? Brother, don't tell me, you want to take me to eat the overlord meal?" Don't, you can't afford to lose that person." ”
Lu Ping said with a smile: "Your princess will pick up the guests, and we will go to eat and drink." ”
"Guest, what guest?" Mi Can'er immediately said with a dance, "That must be a heavyweight, otherwise it would be impossible for our young lady to invite him." That...... It must be able to eat well, it must be a sumptuous dinner. ”
Lu Ping said: "Not only that, but you can also meet someone you have always wanted to see but can't see." ”
Mi Can'er asked, "Who?"
Lu Ping sold Guanzi: "You guess." ”
"Someone I've always wanted to see but couldn't meet...... Who could it be?" Mi Can'er pondered for a long time, then pouted and shook her head: "I can't think of it, you can tell me quickly." ”
Lu Ping said: "Gezhi." ”
"Ge...... Sun God?Sun God?Really?" Mi Can'er stood up excitedly, her little head touched the roof of the car, and there was a loud bang, but she didn't seem to feel any pain at all, and exclaimed: "Oh my God, Mi Can'er isn't dreaming, can I really see Brother Sun God?"
Lu Ping glanced at her with disdain: "Just see a Gezhi, as for being so excited? Don't crash my car again, it's very expensive to repair the car, and you have to be deducted from your salary, sister!"
"You don't care if someone has a headache or not...... Ouch......" Mi Can'er said aggrievedly, scratching her head.
"The poisoning is not light. Lu Ping pursed his lips, feeling that their entire Red Snake Clan had been poisoned by Gezhi, how could they treat him as a god-like tribute, and I, Lu Ping, didn't have this treatment.
Along the way, Mi Can'er was facing the small mirror in the car, tidying up her appearance, and even brushing her hair one by one, for fear of losing her temper in front of the great sun god.
The door of Ouyang Aolan's villa.
The nursing home at the door obviously received a notice in advance, and as soon as Lu Pingche arrived, he was opened and released.
Lu Ping found that not only did the courtyard add a bright post, but also several secret posts, and even a few cars in the parking lot were arranged for several people to maneuver.
is no less than the lineup of that day's Daughter's Day.
And even at the door of the villa, a male waiter has been added.
"Hello Mr. Lu!"
"You...... Who are you?"
The man faced Lu Ping and Mi Can'er and gave two completely different attitudes.
Mi Can'er was suddenly unhappy, and solemnly introduced herself to him: "I'm Mi Can'er, Miss Aogu spoils me very much, you don't know me?
The man shook his head: "I haven't heard of it!"
Mi Can'er's face pulled the elder: "You...... You...... Brother, he's bullying me!
Lu Ping explained to the man: "My sister is used to being willful, you take care of it, she is indeed your clansman." Mi Can'er raised the corners of her mouth: "Did you hear that?"
"This ...... I'm really sorry, Miss Aogu didn't have her on today's banquet list. The man said apologetically: "Today's situation is special, the specifications are relatively high, and Miss Aogu only invited four or five people, including you." ”
Mi Can'er suddenly cried aggrievedly: "Why not me, Gong ...... Miss must have forgotten about Mi Can'er......"
Lu Ping reached out and touched Mi Can'er's hair, comforting her, and said, "She is my sister, it's convenient." Don't worry, you young lady won't blame you. I promise. ”
The man's face was embarrassed: "You promise...... This is not good, and the young lady always teaches us to stick to our principles. ”
Lu Ping smiled bitterly: "Principles are dead, people are alive, right? You see what my sister has been wronged into, if she really starts to rush, I am afraid of her." Otherwise, you can go in and ask for instructions. ”
The man pondered for a moment and said, "Then you wait a minute, I'll go in and ask." ”
As soon as he was about to enter, he saw a middle-aged man with a small face but a large forehead, who walked out of it with a high spirit, and his eyes gradually changed subtly.
This person looks like he is thirty-five or sixteen years old, and he has a strong aura.
"What's wrong?" the big-fronted man's small melon seed eyes were very attentive, and he looked at the man on duty seriously.
The man on duty suddenly became a little nervous: "Chief Shiva, I was about to ask for instructions inside, this little girl is not on the list, but she said that she is a close confidant of the young lady and wants to go in." ”
Lu Ping felt that Mi Can'er suddenly tugged at her clothes tightly, turned her head to look at her, her expression was a little weird, and there was even an element of fear.
"Oh, it's Xiao Mi Can'er! I haven't seen her for a few days, but her development is not slow. "Chief Shiva's eyes have been on Mi Can'er's chest, and that evil smile is matched with his little face, which accounts for a lot of money.
Mi Can'er said a little timidly, "Uncle Shiva, can you ...... Can you let me in?"
"Yes. Shiva pointed to his wrinkled face, "Come, kiss uncle, uncle will let you in, how about it?"
Huh, what a lewd uncle!
Lu Ping had no impression of this Shiva, and it seemed that they had not met each other.
"Talent...... Not really!" Mi Can'er said with a disgusted face: "Mi Can'er is a big girl now, how can she kiss others casually?"
Shiva was not angry, like an eagle catching a chicken, stretched out his two hands, and said with a smile: "Then how about letting Uncle check your body? ”
Vomit......
Lu Ping really wanted to give him a slap in the face.
It's another obscene uncle with no discipline.
However, this Shiva is too long, his face is small, his forehead is big, his hair is thin, his facial features are seriously out of proportion, and his chin is very sharp, but his hands are very large and rough, and his palms are red.
The sole of the face, the eyes of the melon seeds, the nose of the snail, the mouth of the abalone, and the hands of the bear's paws.
The upper body is long and the lower body is short, and a pair of big feet are like a boat.
There is no part of the body that is proportionally long, but it looks like Nuwa Niangniang pinched people, and the leftover leftovers were spliced together casually.
"Uncle Shiva, your daughter Ruoyu is the same age as me, do you also have to check her body every day?" Mi Can'er plucked up her courage and said, "Ruoyu and I are good friends and grew up together. ”
What a torture of the soul!
Dodger.
It stands to reason that when it comes to this, this Shiva should also blush and restrain himself.
But Khiva didn't.
"Yo ho, little girl is capable, isn't she?" Shiva said angrily, "If you dare to talk to me like this, when I take the turn of the captain, I will definitely punish you for kneeling for three days and three nights." ”
Mi Can'er asked rhetorically: "Why, I didn't make a mistake." ”
Shiva snorted coldly: "You dare to contradict the head of this book, aren't you still making a mistake? When I was on Red Snake Island, there was a girl as old as you named Lingling, and she was disrespectful to me, so I took someone to block their house for two days, and Lingling's parents knelt down to intercede for me to spare her." You don't have parents, so I can only punish you. ”
"You...... You...... I also see ...... I saw you take off Lingling's pants and spank her that day!" Mi Can'er said, her face showing another wave of inexplicable horror.
Lu Ping was taken aback.
"Mi Can'er, is it really fake?" Lu Ping couldn't help but ask.
Mi Can'er nodded affirmatively: "Of course it's true, I...... I saw it with my own eyes. ”
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Then why didn't you tell your princess?"
"I ...... I'm afraid. Mi Can'er drooped her pretty little head, pouted, and bit her lip lightly.
Dare to be emotional, this is to leave a shadow psychologically.
"Are you still afraid?" Lu Ping said: "Every time you bully me, it's like you don't want money, even you dare to bully me, are you still afraid of him?"
Mi Can'er said aggrievedly: "I'm ...... That's to think you're dear...... Cordial. Of course not. ”
It was warm to hear.
"Don't listen to this little brat's nonsense. Shiva glanced at Lu Ping face to face, and stretched out a hand with a smile: "Lu Ping, I know you, but unfortunately I haven't had the chance to meet." I am Khiva, the original eight-volume bookkeeper. ”
Lu Ping didn't shake his hand, and said, "The original eight-volume bookkeeper means, isn't it now?"
Khiva withdrew his hand a little embarrassed: "Retired for the time being, but still enjoy the treatment of the director." On the rotation table, too, there is still my name of Shiva. ”
Lu Ping exclaimed: "Sounds like such a big official!"
"Haha, at least on Red Snake Island, the registrar belongs to the feudal officials. Shiva said with a glorious face: "Mr. Lu, you go in first, I will also educate this little girl in our clan who doesn't know the rules." Please!"
Also a feudal official?
Is there more than the head of the village?
Lu Ping felt that this Khiva Registrar was too good about himself.
"She's my sister, and she's going to go in with me. Lu Ping went over and pulled Mi Can'er's arm and emphasized.
Shiva's face darkened: "She...... How did she become your sister? Then according to this generation, you have to call me uncle, it's not that I beg you to cheapen, it's your own seniority. Come, call uncle, and I, Shiva, will let you brothers and sisters in, how about it?"
Well?
Lu Ping suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.
There are not many people from the entire Red Snake Clan who come to Yongzhou, hasn't he Shiva heard of my Lu Ping's deeds?
How dare you provoke me like this?
"A word of caution, don't play with fire, get out of the way!" Lu Ping still took out his strength, not wanting to make any extraneous branches. Otherwise, would this guy still be able to stand here and listen to him?
"Why are you so fierce, it's amazing to kill Semy?" Shiva pinched his chin and squinted his eyes at Lu Ping.
Lu Ping frowned: "What do you mean?"
Shivapi said with a smile: "It's not interesting, hurry up and go in, don't make our young lady impatient, there is still the sun god inside! By the way, don't be complacent, what is it if you can win the Semi, our Sun God can be worth ten Semi." With the grid branch, what else do you want to show?"
Lu Ping could hear that the other party was using the sun god to intimidate him.
No wonder he dared to talk to himself like that.
"Mi Can'er, you go in first, I'll talk to him. Lu Ping turned his head and said to Mi Can'er.