Chapter 109: Something Hot?
Yuan Datou turned out to be really promising.
He is the son of the head of the village.
A few months ago, Yuan Laosan's son Yuan Pengfei died of illness, leaving only Yuan Laosan and his daughter Xiaoru.
The son of the village chief's family took advantage of the situation and took the opportunity to hold a funeral for his son, and contributed money and efforts, which made the family feel slightly warm.
Taking this opportunity, Yuan Datou proposed to Yuan Laosan's family.
Originally, they were reluctant to agree, because this Yuan Datou did not have a very good reputation outside.
However, I couldn't bear to be attentive at this juncture, and I added some lobbying from the village chief's family.
In the end, Yuan Laosan still agreed to this marriage.
His son is gone, so it is not bad to let his daughter marry into the village chief's family and live a good life.
This matter was quickly settled, but unexpectedly, Xiaoru gradually collapsed her body.
At first, Yuan Datou was still enthusiastic, and he personally drove Xiaoru to the county hospital several times.
But later, seeing that Xiaoru's condition showed no signs of improvement, Yuan Datou began to be unhappy.
At first, he coveted Xiaoru's beauty, but now that this woman has become a sick seedling, she can't marry a "Sister Lin" and go home.
So, he began to gradually alienate Yuan Laosan's family, until he insisted on divorce from their family.
The fact that a girl was divorced was an extremely humiliating thing in a small mountain village like theirs.
Yuan Laosan also begged each other several times, but the other party insisted on canceling the marriage, and forced the other party to make up for the money he had advanced during the funeral.
In desperation, Yuan Laosan could only agree to the other party and told him that he would make up the money to pay it back as soon as possible.
Who would have thought that less than a week after the divorce, Zhang Zizai and others suddenly arrived and cured Yuan Laosan's daughter.
This matter reached Yuan Datou's ears, and he ran to find out.
As a result, there is this scene in front of you.
Bai Maruzi looked at Yuan Datou and asked, "Just say it, what do you want?"
Yuan Datou smiled: "I don't want to do anything, in fact, my request is very simple, let Xiaoru re-marry me and marry me again!"
After listening to it, Bai Maruko sneered.
This Yuan Datou is really shameless, when he saw someone else sick before, he hid far away like the plague, but now that someone else is sick, he wants to go to the door again?
"You're so beautiful, why don't you say let me marry you?"
Yuan Datou took a closer look at Bai Pills, and only then did he find that this girl looked hooked and lost, and she couldn't tell the water.
"Okay, big girl, you can marry me!"
Bai Maruzi took a step back in disgust: "Lai Toad still wants to eat swan meat?
Yuan Datou: "Who do you say is a toad?"
Bai Maruko stuck out her tongue at him: "It's you! You're not just a toad! You're a toad in a dung pit!"
Yuan Datou saw Bai Wanzi playing with himself, and he was displeased: "What do you mean?"
Bai Maruko was just about to speak, but Zhang Zizai stopped her and stepped forward with a smile: "Big brother, do you have pee?"
Yuan Datou was stunned by Zhang Zizai's question: "Why are you asking this? I don't have any urine!"
Zhang Zizai: "I didn't mean that, I was just thinking about letting you take care of yourself, look at your bear-like appearance, where is you worthy of such a good girl!"
Yuan Datou saw Zhang Zizi mocking himself, and he was angry: "Good ...... for your dog"
Bai Maruko: "Don't talk nonsense, I haven't started yet!"
Zhang Zizai: "Sister, can we not drive? Besides, I'm a boy, okay, I should be the first to start." ”
Bai Maruko smiled slightly: "Then you should do it, I have never locked the door when I sleep." ”
Zhang Zizai: "......"
Yuan Datou saw that the two of them didn't take themselves seriously at all, and actually flirted and scolded in front of him, so he couldn't help but get angry, and picked up a shovel in the yard and roared: "You two! Lao Tzu is still standing here......!
Shiramaruko: "No, you're not here. ”
Yuan Datou was repeatedly scolded by the two, and his face was damaged, and even the spectators behind him couldn't help laughing.
Yuan Datou was furious, and said to the few big men who followed him: "Brothers, these outsiders have bullied our village! If you don't give them a little color today, you really think that our Yuanjia Village is easy to bully!"
When several big men heard this, they picked up the guy in the yard together, took it in their hands and walked towards Zhang Zizi and the others.
Zhang Zizai looked left and right, and found that the weapon in his hand had been snatched up by several people, leaving only an inconspicuous long spoon lying there in the corner.
Zhang Zizai walked over and took it in his hand, only to find that it was a dung spoon.
When I looked down, there was still half a bucket of manure next to the spoon.
This was originally intended by Xiaoru to be picked out to fertilize the vegetable field, but Yuan Datou was so tossed that he didn't have time to go out, so he had to put it here temporarily.
Zhang Zizai looked at the bucket, held the dung spoon and said to Bai Wanzi: "You are really right, he is really going to be a toad in the dung pit today." ”
After speaking, without waiting for the other party's reaction, he whispered a sentence of wooden man, and then bullied up, scooped half a spoonful of feces and splashed it at Yuan Datou.
Yuan Datou saw Zhang Zizai smiling at him with a dung spoon in his hand a second ago, but the next second, he didn't know what was going on, and he was already drenched in feces.
At this moment, he was stinking and squatting on the ground and vomiting wildly.
Seeing this, several people beside him immediately roared and ran towards Zhang Zizi.
Zhang Zizi was not in a hurry, holding a bucket in one hand and a spoon in the other, reciting the mantra among several people to dodge, scooping up a spoonful of manure from time to time to apply some fertilizer to this person and add some material to that person.
In a short time, all the big men were killed, and the whole courtyard became smelly.
Zhang Zizai looked at Bai Wanzi as if he was asking for merit, but he had already hid in the room, pinching his nose through the window and shouting at Zhang Zizai: "You are not disgusting!"
Zhang Zizai said speechlessly: "It's not what you said, you want them to become toads in the dung pit!
The foreign Taoist priest walked over with a look of disgust and snatched the dung spoon from his hand: "You melon skin!
After speaking, he pointed to a few people who were squatting on the ground and vomiting wildly: "Why are you guys still squatting here? Why don't you go back to the shower soon?"
Yuan Datou: "You splashed us with dung, so you want to forget it?"
"He poured dung enough to give you face, if it were me......" The foreign Taoist priest took out a fire talisman and threw it into the dung bucket.
After a while, the bucket was gurgling and bubbling.
"Don't you want to go, isn't it too cold to taste, let me bring you some more hot food?"