I raised my eyebrows lightly and gave the Far North Lingzi a look, "You two throw this old man down, and I'll give you a salary increase when you go back." ”

"I can't control that, he bought the ticket himself. However, the matter of wage increase can be discussed. The Extreme North Lingzi shook his hand and said.

The witch doctor smiled proudly when he heard this, then took out a piece of yellow talisman and handed it to me, "Boy, you are a precursor to bad luck, quickly put this away, it can save your life!"

I was so angry that I gritted my teeth and was about to jump over to teach him how to speak, but the bus suddenly stopped on the road with a sudden brake.

Many passengers, unprepared, leaned forward, hit the seats in front of them and bounced back, recovering from the exhaustion of the journey almost instantly.

"What's going on?" asked one of the travelers, blankly.

"yes, what's going on, do you know how to drive?" another passenger chimed in.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the bus broke down, but it will be fixed soon. The conductor said apologetically.

"How long will it take?" asked the Extreme North Reiko.

"Soon, soon," the conductor said.

The Extreme North Lingzi shook his head helplessly, with a rare look of hesitation on his face.

"What's wrong with the crooked nuts?" I asked, confused.

"The messenger has not been asking about political affairs recently, and he has been very unhappy with the 'Bai family'. If something goes wrong with this car, it can't be their fault, right?" said Lingzi of the extreme north, puzzled.

"You're just nervous. I poked the latter in the head.

The witch doctor shook his head and gave me the yellow talisman again. This is true, it is indeed an allergy. This kid is unlucky, and whoever follows him will be unlucky. Now he's sitting in a bus, and the whole carload of people is unlucky with him. ”

"I'm going to Nima!" I jumped up and patted the latter on the head.

"Passengers, be quiet. Two tires of the bus burst and I couldn't walk for the time being. But don't worry, we've contacted another bus to pick us up. The flight attendant said after checking the situation.

When everyone heard this, they sighed, but at this time, the place where the car was broken was not in front of the village and there was no store in the back, so they could only wait here aggrievedly.

Lingzi of the extreme north tidied up his clothes, and then stretched hard.

"Waiting here is waiting, let's go out for a walk. ”

"Go ahead. I'm not going to go out with you to blow the cool breeze. I pouted.

But before the words fell, King Zhen clamped me up with his arm like a child.

Lingzi of the extreme north clapped his hands proudly, "If you don't follow, you have to follow." ”

...

Ten minutes later, the Extreme North Lingzi led the three of us to a high mountain. Because of her guidance, many passengers in the bus followed, and of course, the obnoxious witch doctor.

At our feet is a mountain more than 100 meters high. From the top of the mountain, you can see the surging river in the distance and a construction site with thick smoke.

"Where is that?" said the passenger who followed, gesturing at the smoke-filled construction site.

"I heard that the largest oil mill under construction there in Hecheng will be the largest in the future. Once completed, it will digest two-thirds of the entire Tohoku soybean production every year. At that time, the soybeans grown in our northeast will be able to sell at a good price. A 40-year-old farmer lamented.

"Really? The price of soybeans is so low now, if the price can go up, then we don't have to go out to work. Another peasant-looking old man chimed in.

To be honest, my parents are also farmers, and I can understand their suffering the most. They sow seeds in the spring, irrigate the crops in the summer, and finally wait for the harvest in the fall, but they have to worry about the price of food. A careless, a year in vain...

At the moment, I also look at the busy construction site in the distance with an expectant eye.

"The 'oil mill' near Jiangqiao is almost complete. The Far North Lingzi said lightly.

"This is really a good project for the benefit of the country and the people. "I put my hands together and made a prayer.

But the Extreme North Lingzi was not impressed by my feelings.

"What will it look like? Lingzi of the Far North said.

"What do you mean?" I asked, confused.

Lingzi of the Far North spread his hands and said meaningfully, "You'll know later." ”

"Pretend to be a mysterious guy. I snorted coldly, bowed my head and muttered to myself.

"Huh..."

At this moment, Lan Yue in the shadow suddenly sighed.

"What's wrong?" I asked softly, looking back.

"I seem to feel a faint aura around here. Lan Yue whispered.

"Who is it?" I asked, glancing at the crowd in some amazement, and whispered.

"I don't know, but it seems to have an evil aura. Lan Yue whispered.

"Is that friend or foe?" I asked.

"I'm not sure, but I'm not better than me. Lan Yue said.

I pouted, "It doesn't matter, it's always coming." ”

"It looks like the bus that picked us up came. Lingzi of the Far North said, pointing to the road in the distance.

Following her finger, a large blue bus was speeding in our direction.

"Let's go. The Extreme North Lingzi beckoned and took the lead towards the bottom of the mountain.

...

The blue bus slowly stopped on the side of the road. The car is very new, with reflective paint and a magnetic engine roar, and you know that this is a new car that has just hit the road.

But it was such a big new car, and I only had half a foot on the pedals, and both of its tires exploded again!

I looked at this scene with some amazement. All the passengers had no problem going up, I just got on the side and it blew up!

"I said, you're on bad luck. You are now, in this bus, and a whole carload of people is following you unlucky. The witch doctor said inappropriately.

"You've been with me for a long time, why don't you be unlucky?" I said angrily, poking the latter's head.

The witch doctor slowly opened the placket, revealing his chest covered with yellow talismans, "This master has the body of the Enlightening Spirit Talisman, and it is difficult for evil spirits to invade." ”

I rolled my eyes, if my eyes were comfortable now, I would have flattened him.

"How is this possible?" said the bus driver to himself, confused.

"Don't you check the tire pressure when you go out?" I asked, looking directly at the latter.

The driver is a forty-year-old man, with a vicissitudes of life, and at first glance he is a person with a story.

"No, this car is a new purchase. The driver said.

"It's possible that the quality is not up to par. Did you buy a knockoff?" I asked, disgusted.

The driver smacked his lips, "If that's the case, I'll complain about him." ”

"Don't complain, you're okay with the car. It's all this kid who is going unlucky, and it's he who ruined your car. The witch doctor continued untimely.

The driver's old face twitched, "I have been in the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, and you say that he has this situation, or he may not." You say he doesn't, but he probably will. ”

"Is that or isn't there?" the conductor asked.

The driver was silent for a moment, then raised his hand and made a holy decision, "I'd rather believe it than believe it." ”

"This passenger, then please take another means of transportation back. We are also a small business, and if the car is parked for a day, we will lose a lot of money. The conductor said helplessly.

I spread my hands, "Don't be embarrassed, since you believe in this charlatan, then I'll stop a car and go back to Hecheng." ”

The conductor nodded apologetically, and finally refunded us the ticket money.

I and the Far North Lingzi and the Shock King reluctantly left the bus.

"Is this really my problem? If I'm unlucky, it's my own bad luck. Why is it that the people who follow me are unlucky, but I am all right?" I muttered to myself, confused.

"I guess the witch doctor is right, you should also ask him for two yellow talismans. The Far North Lingzi said with disgust on his face.

"How many days has that old man not taken a bath? and let me stick the yellow talisman on his body, do I want to do it anymore?" I glanced at the sloppy witch doctor behind me, and said angrily to the extreme northern Lingzi.

At this moment, the bus behind us had already changed its spare tire and drove in front of us smoothly.

The Extreme North Lingzi pursed his lips, "I guess it's really your problem." ”

I took out a cigarette from my arms and lit it, ", stop the car, do you want to go home?"

Lingzi of the Far North stood on the side of the road stupidly, but no matter how she stopped the car, none of the cars stopped to pick us up.

I pointed to the latter's assistant police officer and police uniform, "You better take this thing off." There is no village in front of you and no store in the future, who dares to stop you wearing this dress?"

"What's wrong with this dress? This is the clothes of a servant of the people. The Far North Lingzi argued.

"Do you know how I recognized you as a fake co-op?" I asked.

"How did you recognize it?" said the Far North Reiko.

I pointed to the "epaulettes" and "collar flowers" on her body and said, "The epaulettes of the real assistant police, in addition to the words of the assistant police, also have a circle of English letters, and the collar flower is a shield pattern held up by an olive branch."

Your epaulettes have nothing but the big characters of the two assistant policemen, and the collar flower is a big Donald duck, which looks like a knockoff bought on a certain treasure. ”

"You know a lot, okay?" Lingzi of the Far North looked around at him, and found that it was indeed the case, so he took off his assistant police uniform.

I snickered and shook my head, the extreme north Lingzi took off his police uniform, and he was basically a "single cloth shirt". As soon as the cool autumn breeze blew, she suddenly froze.

"What are you laughing at? It's not all because of you. The Extreme North Lingzi said angrily.

"Hurry up and stop the car! I'm still waiting to go back to Hecheng for supper." I leaned against the king and said.

...

Three hours later, we went from daylight to dark. Even though Reiko Far North tried her best, she still didn't stop a car...

This crooked kernel has been frozen and shaken like chaff because he has taken off his police uniform.

"Have we done something bad? have we been punished?" asked the Far North Lingzi, sneezing.

"Your charm may have waned. Or if you go to the middle of the road and dance and talk Japanese, maybe some kind driver will find out that you are a crooked nut and stop and take you away. I wiped the snot off my face and said.

The latter scoffed at my suggestion, "Don't think I can't hear what you're saying, what's wrong with Crooked Nuts? Crooked Nuts aren't human?"

"Where are you here, are you kind enough to be a donkey's liver and lungs?" I said, lighting a cigarette.