Chapter 302: Laughing Audience, Fire-Eyed Film Review (First Update, Ask for Subscription)
Fireeye cautiously sat down on a seat in the corner of the right back of the theater.
Next to him was a small couple.
At this moment, the movie has not yet started, and the little couple is talking.
"Hmph, there are too many people, right? It's noisy and stuffy, you said you don't want to watch "Love in Ten Cities", what are you going to see "Crazy Stone"?"
"Baby, don't you know? One of my buddies recommended me and said it was very funny. Don't you like to watch humorous movies? That's why I'm bringing you. And I managed to get this ticket with a lot of difficulty. ”
"Is it really that pretty?"
"Nonsense, haven't you watched Douban? This movie has a score of 9.1 points, breaking the domestic film score record, although the latter score will inevitably fall, but it is also a miracle. ”
"What does 9.1 mean?"
The girl had a confused expression on her face, obviously not knowing what it meant for a movie with a score of more than 9 on Douban.
But the fire eye sitting next to her was shocked in her heart at this moment.
9.1 points?
Really fake!
Huoyan immediately took out his mobile phone and boarded Douban.
Soon came to the "Crazy Stone" movie review page.
The next moment, the pupils of the fire eye shrank sharply.
The "Crazy Stone" rating is not 9.1, but 9.2.
Obviously, in the last few hours, quite a few more people have swiped five stars and increased their score by 0.1 points.
"This ...... Could it be that Wang Huan really exported an unprecedented classic movie?"
Worried about spoilers, Huoyan suppressed the urge to read the comments and turned off his phone.
At this moment, the lights in the movie theater were darkened.
The movie begins......
......
After the dragon mark.
A shining star broke through the sky from the depths of the starry sky, with unparalleled might, blooming with brilliant brilliance, and was fixed in the center of the picture, next to the stars are five large characters in artistic style: Tianxing Film Company.
The new logo of Tianxing Pictures appeared on the big screen for the first time.
It's just that no one has much of a feeling about this logo yet.
The feature film was released.
Bao Shihong, played by Xu Yuan, appeared in the picture, with an embarrassed and aggrieved look in his eyes.
"In addition to not being able to pee, I always want to pee, what other symptoms are there?"
The doctor's voice rang out.
The fire eye snorted.
Two strange thoughts arose in my mind.
First: The doctor didn't speak Mandarin, but Sichuan.
Second: Is this Xu Yuan really a group performer? With this look, it can be said that it is very outstanding, even many first-line actors can't achieve this effect.
The sensitivity of his profession made him quickly take out a pen and paper and began to record his feelings carefully.
Soon, the plot begins to unfold.
Xie Xiaomeng threw the drink can from the cable car
The drink can hit the van.
Huoyan sighed again: "Double-line narrative? montage's editing technique? Wang Huan is trying to go sideways?"
After all, in domestic films, few people still use this method, because if they are not used well, they will ruin a movie if they are not careful.
The early part of the plot is a little black and offbeat.
Soon.
The girl next to her complained: "It's not good-looking at all, what a mess." ”
The boy was also a little disappointed, and was about to speak, when the van that had been hit by the drink can automatically reversed and hit a car parked on the side of the road.
"Hahaha. ”
Many people in the movie theater laughed out loud, even the girl smiled, and the boy held back the words.
The next moment, the owner of the car rushed over with four eyes.
"Holy shit, high-tech!"
"It's also unmanned. ”
The four-eyed thick Sichuan accent, coupled with his expression, made the audience burst into laughter instantly.
Huoyan smiled slightly: "Multi-line narrative, interspersed with humorous plots...... It's kind of interesting. It seems that even if this movie is not a classic drama, it is not as useless as rumored on the Internet. ”
Then, next.
Out of control, "Crazy Stone" finally began to dominate the scene, allowing the audience to fall completely.
When the international thief Mike played by Wang Huan appeared.
The sentence "I'll top your lungs" made the audience completely boil.
"Hahaha!"
"Brother Huan's Mike is too funny, isn't it?"
"International thief, insulted by the little thief. ”
"Goose Goose Goose ......"
"Nima's, Brother Huan's acting skills are against the sky, I'm about to laugh so much. ”
Huoyan couldn't help laughing: "High-end appearance, black reversal, top-level jokes, it seems that this scene is the essence of the play." ”
But Huoyan didn't expect that next, the plot began to become more and more compact.
Throughout the cinema, the laughter of the audience barely stopped.
Looking at the little couple next to him, there was no impatience on his face for a long time. The girl laughed so much that tears came out, and the boy even held his stomach and laughed regardless of his image.
Because of this moment, the movie happened to play the scene of Mike hanging the beam and stealing the jade.
As a result, the ten-meter rope was shortened.
"I'll give you a lung. ”
"Profiteers!"
Wang Huan's superb acting skills vividly interpret Mike's confused little eyes at this moment, as well as the blank expression hanging in the air and helpless.
"Haha!"
Fireeye finally couldn't help but laugh.
even forgot his identity as a film critic and was deeply immersed in the plot.
There's no way, he usually praises himself as a person with a high laughing point, and he really can't bear wave after wave of jokes.
Before you know it, the 98-minute movie is coming to an end.
From front to back, no one left the theater.
are already deeply attracted by this movie.
Even the scene of the black skin running wildly on the overpass at the end made everyone laugh.
The movie freezes in this scene.
The ending song sounds.
The end credits appear:
Director: Wang Huan
Screenwriter: Wang Huan
Producer: Wang Huan
Producer: Wang Huan
Starring: Xu Yuan, He Lang, Zhao Xiaobiao, Shi Qiang, Wang Huan
Production company: Tianxing Film Company
The end of the play!
No audience left.
It wasn't until the lights in the cinema came on that everyone stood up, not knowing who applauded first.
In an instant, the applause was thunderous.
The audience boiled.
"Classic!
"I'll push your lungs, hahaha!"
"Quality, pay attention to your quality. ”
"No, I'm going to go out and buy tickets again and watch it again. ”
"Wang Huan is so awesome, how did he come up with such a hilarious movie plot?"
"Get out, I'm going to tell everyone, let them watch this movie, and regret it for the rest of their lives!"
Countless voices of discussion rang in the ears of the fire eye.
Huoyan's heart was boiling.
A few minutes later, his eyes flashed, and he immediately rushed out of the cinema and rushed home.
He's going to write a movie review right away!
Can't wait!
As for the idea of watching "A Thousand Miles of Ambush" and then writing a movie review, he has long been thrown out of the clouds.
An hour later.
on Douban, Weibo.
The well-known film critic in the circle is hot-eyed and has published a long film review.
What shocked countless people was that the film review published by Huoyan this time was not the three popular movies in the current National Day file, but the movie directed by Wang Huan that completely hit the street: "Crazy Stone".
Movie Review Name:
"Crazy stones, stone by stone, stir up a thousand waves!"