Chapter 127: Dog, Chop Him!
The small second floor is on fire.
Why use eight again, because the small second floor has been on fire too many times.
The performance of the foreign Taoist priest on this show caused a sensation, and the door on the second floor of the small was about to be broken.
There is an endless stream of customers who come to the store to check in, and most of them are rushing to see the "paper crane dance".
Two-quarters of the king's back molars leaked out.
Because of his wise decision, everyone printed the advertisement on the second floor of the small on the T-shirt, which led to the business of the store booming, and there was an endless stream of customers.
Of course, not everyone came to see the performance of the foreign priests.
For example, Aunt Wang next door who covets cheap food in the store, such as Uncle Zhang who covets Aunt Wang's advantage, and then covets the beauty of foreign Taoist priests...... Ah......h Liu Qian, who covets the magic performance thinking of foreign Taoists.
This is the second day that Liu Qian has come to the store.
Yesterday, she started from the opening of the store early in the morning and sat until the store closed, during which she found a foreign Taoist priest 11 times, Ao Bing 8 times, and Zhang Zizai 1 time.
He came to the foreign Taoist priest to find out why his magic performance was so peculiar, completely out of the conventional way of most people in their circle, so she pestered the foreign Taoist team, wanting to understand the design ideas of their stage choreographer - as for magic skills, she still had confidence in herself.
But I looked for a foreign Taoist priest for a whole day, but I never got a response from the other party.
It may be that the business in the store is too good, and the foreign Taoist priest is busy and has no time to take care of him.
Liu Qian thought so, so she turned her head to find Ao Bing again.
Of course she didn't know that the foreign Taoist priest didn't want to deal with her, but he didn't know how to deal with her at all.
What she thinks is the stage effect deliberately created by the foreign Taoist team is actually something that this guy didn't intentionally do.
The foreign Taoist priest has no acting experience at all, and the only time he performed on stage except for this time was back in kindergarten.
At that time, he and one of the girls in his class performed a doll and a bear dance.
He stepped on someone's skirt.
The reason why the foreign Taoist priest went on the stage without saying a word and threw down a paper crane and left, in fact, was that he did not want to stay on the stage longer.
The moment everyone's eyes were focused, he seemed to see the crying figure of the little girl who had stepped on her skirt by him again.
But this is all for later, Liu Qian naturally didn't know all this, so he thought that the foreign Taoist priest didn't want to deal with her, so he targeted the only idle person in the store - Ao Bing, who was wearing a security uniform.
As soon as Ao Bing saw the crowd today, he immediately went back to the second floor to change into his uniform, volunteered to stand at the door, and ran to maintain the order of the queues.
Liu Qian rubbed in front of him six times before and after, handing water and sugar, and slapping Ao Bing's words back and forth countless times, but in the end he still found nothing.
There's no way, trying to figure something out of a fool's mouth is like asking a blind man to paint a self-portrait of himself.
After spending a day and trying to no avail, Liu Qian stomped his feet anxiously until he saw Zhang Zizai hiding outside the door and smoking.
Liu Qian slapped her head violently, stood up and rushed towards Zhang Zizi, grabbed his arm and said excitedly: "Where is the toilet?"
......
Liu Qian came here for two days and fully expressed her "sincerity", but only got cold eyes from a few people.
In desperation, she had no choice but to give up.
No way, the magic industry itself is selfish.
If you tell you about your life, it will immediately destroy your life.
On the afternoon of the third day, the TV station conducted the second recording, and I heard that this time Zhou Yu would participate.
After getting the dividends brought by the traffic, Wang Two-quarters Immortal once again prepared a new "equipment" for everyone - a coat with his avatar and marriage notice printed on the back.
It was another three-to-two vote, and everyone could only be forced to wear this nondescript suit and go to the TV station.
This time, they made more adequate preparations, not only bringing steamed buns, but also oxtail soup boiled by Li Cuntou.
The order of the performances is still after Liu Qian.
Although Liu Qian is also a member of the 3pass group, as a group of the same performance form, their attention was completely blown up by the foreign Taoist priest alone, and after the normal show, the number of Weibo fans has only grown by less than three digits.
The foreign Taoist did not rise, because he did not Weibo.
Liu Qian's performance this time is one of the most visual effects in magic: "human body cutting".
Although this is also a very cliché type of magic, Liu Qian's group is obviously well prepared.
After learning from the experience of the previous time", Liu Qian made drastic changes to their performance form.
They worked overtime to transform the black boxes that were originally used to hold people into clear glass metal frames, and replaced the blades that were originally used for cutting with chainsaws to enhance the visual effect.
Liu Qian appeared on the stage in a tight-fitting gold sequined dress, and several of his stoppers tied her hands and feet into a transparent box, lying flat on a table on the stage.
Subsequently, the assistant covered the box with a complete piece of black flannel, leaking only Liu Qian's head. Two chainsaws were activated at the same time.
With the sound of a buzzing chainsaw, the assistants raised the chainsaw and cut it through the black cloth.
Immediately afterward, a mutation sprung up.
Liu Qian let out a scream of pain, and then blood began to bubble out of the black cloth, and Liu Qian's face began to twist and twitch.
The audience was so frightened that they covered their mouths and said nothing, and the assistants were obviously panicked, and hurriedly threw down the chainsaw to uncover the black cloth.
The transparent glass had been stained red with blood, and the assistants were scrambling to move the props.
In front of everyone's eyes, the glass box was divided into three, and the box in the middle had been lifted by the assistant, about thirty centimeters away from the tabletop, and Liu Qian's body was obviously cut into three parts.
There was an exclamation from the audience, and even a little commotion began.
The host followed the stage and said with a confused face: "Is there something wrong?"
The assistants looked pained and said to the host: "There is a problem with the props, and the chainsaw ...... not stuck"
"Ah...... This...... How's that going to be?"
As one of the most famous hosts of this station, I have seen a lot of various stage accidents, but most of them have been resolved by him with his professional skills and fast reaction speed, and it is precisely because of this that he won the host of this talent show.
But now, there is such an accident.
This is no longer a simple stage accident, it involves human life!
He was also dumbfounded on stage, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
While calling for paramedics, the assistants picked up the black cloth on the floor and re-covered the box.
Several people pushed the table and walked anxiously to the stage.
The hearts of the audience in the audience also rose to their throats.
Just as he was about to reach the end door, the assistant standing at the end suddenly shouted: "Wait!"
Everyone turned around, and the assistant pointed to the box on the table and said, "She's moving!"
When everyone heard this, they hurriedly opened the black cloth and checked.
At this revelation, the audience immediately burst into deafening applause.
If you look closely, there is still half a blood stain in this transparent box, and there is just a graceful woman twisting her slender waist and greeting everyone.
It turns out that they designed it all!
The audience applauded and screamed.
The scene just now really deceived countless melon-eating people, and everyone really thought something was wrong!
The assistants opened the box, and Liu Qian jumped out and led the performers on the stage to bow together.
Ao Bing hid at the door of the stage and watched the whole process on the stage in a real way, with an excited expression on his face.
"I can't think of it, I can't think of it!"
Zhang Zizai also clapped his hands: "I really didn't expect it, this Liu Qian still has a hand, I almost believed it just now." ”
"Huh, isn't it true?"
The foreign Taoist priest rolled his eyes: "Isn't that nonsense, this is magic!"
Ao Bing lost interest: "Cut...... I thought I had finally met someone with the same attributes as me, and I was excited for a long time. ”
......
Liu Qian's performance is over, and this time it's time to change them.
As soon as the three of them appeared on the stage, they received countless applause, and it seems that the foreign Taoist priest was really an instant hit.
The applause lasted for more than half a minute before stopping, but the three of them still stood on the stage awkwardly and did not make any moves.
They only cared about the "lunch" when they came, and forgot to discuss what program to perform.
Zhang Zizi thought that it was not a problem to stand so stupidly, so he took the lead in picking up the microphone and motioned to Ao Bing and the foreign Taoist priest with his eyes, signaling them to discuss what to play.
He thought he was handsome and stretched out his hand and waved it to the audience, and then opened his mouth to "burp"~, and gave an extremely loud burp.
The audience laughed and laughed.
Zhang Zizai blushed and said, "I'm sorry, I drank too much oxtail soup just now......"
Zhang Zizai looked back at Ao Bing and the foreign Taoist, and saw that the two did not react.
The foreign Taoist priest stared at Zhou Yu intently, and his mind was now full of only how to turn her into a sparsely populated place for a while, and arrange for her to meet with Zhang Zizai's client, the disgusting selfish ghost, to end the matter early.
And Ao Bing stood straight, saluted to the crowd in the audience, at this moment his thoughts have drifted into the distance, he feels that he has become a combat hero, and this stage is not a draft stage, but his commendation meeting, the audience is here to watch him, a hero who is fighting on the front line, fighting against evil forces, and maintaining world peace!
Zhang Zizai saw that the two of them had their own thoughts, and they were obviously unreliable, so they had to come forward to solve it themselves.
He cleared his throat and asked everyone in the audience, "Was Miss Liu's magic trick wonderful just now?"
"Wonderful!" cheered from the audience.
Zhang Zizai smiled and said, "Then we'll give you a more exciting one!" Then, he pointed at Ao Bing, who was in a fugue, and shouted: "Dog, draw your sword and chop him!"
shouted three times in a row, but the foreign Taoist priest beside him was unmoved.
Zhang Zizai: "Dog, what are you doing, why don't you hurry up?"
The foreign Taoist priest shook his head: "My name is Gordan, not a dog!"
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