Chapter 373: You Are a Sword, I Am a Sword, You Are the Wind, I Am Sand
"I'll introduce you to someone!"
"Undergraduate, dignified-looking, currently working in finance for a real estate company. The little girl is really good-looking, you must like it at first sight. ”
"And she lives in the same neighborhood as me, and her mother is a nice person. ”
“......”
The sister over there said a lot in one breath.
Lu Ping smiled: "Oh, the person to be introduced...... I...... Actually, when you called, I thought you were going to change cars. ”
He said: "I will definitely look for you when I change cars in the future, you don't know, our children are fine now, and my husband wants to thank you in person." Since that day, my son has never dug his nose again, and the bad habits have been completely corrected. ”
Lu Ping said: "With a lot of effort, why worry about it." ”
He said: "Then it's set, the time is set for tomorrow at noon, I'll help you decide, the location, it's set at ...... How's that café on Kuangshan Road?"
Lu Ping hesitated: "Sister, are you sure that little girl is okay?"
He promised, "You've done me so much, I can hurt you?" ”
Lu Ping said: "That...... Or ...... See you too. ”
He said, "Ouch, the young man is still ashamed? By the way, I'll add your WeChat in a while, and send you the woman's photo and name." Her name is Bian Hu, and that's a bit of a mouthful, isn't it?"
Lu Ping asked, "Which household?"
He said, "The nurse's care." It is said that her mother always wanted to be a nurse when she was young but did not become a nurse, so she pinned her hopes on her daughter and took a protective word. ”
Lu Ping nodded: "Oh, interesting. ”
He said, "Okay, I still have something to do here, don't forget to go to the appointment tomorrow, if you can make it, you must invite me, a big matchmaker, to drink." ”
Lu Ping said: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say." ”
Gong Mengran waited at the front desk for a long time.
The little girl at the front desk suddenly told her that the system was out of order and the information could not be found.
Gong Mengran's face collapsed: "Is it so coincident......al?" Did you mean it?"
The little girl at the front desk said with an aggrieved face: "I don't believe you, it's really out of order, and the customer system can't get in." ”
At this time, Guo Lei finally found an opportunity to be courteous, rushed over in three steps and two steps, and said in a beaming manner: "Let me see, I still know some computer knowledge." ”
"Alas, what's going on today, what's going on here. Gong Mengran couldn't help frowning, and muttered: "Bai Kexin, Bai Kexin, it's all because you suddenly disappeared." Let me find you, huh, you look good!"
But this may be exactly what Lu Ping is looking forward to.
"Miss, come and sit down for a while, this matter is in no hurry. Lu Ping shouted at her.
"I can't be so calm as you. Gong Mengran complained, but still walked over and asked Lu Ping: "Who called you just now, and I saw your eyebrows fluttering." ”
Lu Ping said truthfully: "A kind eldest sister introduced me to an object." ”
Gong Mengran was taken aback: "What?
Lu Ping nodded: "Yes, it's idle anyway, so it's okay to go and see it...... Miss, what kind of eyes are you looking at? Surely you are jealous?"
"Nonsense, what does it matter to me about your blind date?" Gong Mengran snorted coldly: "It's okay to go on a blind date, I have no right to hinder you from finding happiness, but the premise is that it can't affect your normal work." ”
Lu Ping reminded: "Miss, you are swearing again." ”
"Did I say that?" Gong Mengran reflexively touched his mouth, and said hysterically: "What's the matter lately, you keep swearing words dancing out of your mouth?" Oh, I see, I must have been infected by you!"
"Got nail fungus, an infection?" Lu Ping pouted: "Miss, don't you buckle any on my Lu Ping's head, you don't know, I have always been civilized and polite, and I am very gentlemanly." ”
Gong Mengran looked unconvinced: "Are you still a gentleman?"
Lu Ping took another sip of soda and said, "Don't stand there, sit down and wait, isn't your ass tired?"
"You see, you call civilization too. Pay attention to the quality, Comrade Lu. Gong Mengran slammed as she sat on the corner of the sofa.
Lu Ping emphasized: "I care about you, I'm afraid that you will be tired, so I kindly became a donkey's liver and lungs." ”
"You just said that an eldest sister introduced you to someone. Who, do I know?" Gong Mengran wittily diverted the topic.
Lu Ping shook his head: "You don't know, a chance encounter." I just did her a small favor, but I didn't expect her to repay her kindness and even think of introducing me to someone. ”
Gong Mengran asked, "What little favor have you helped others?"
"That's it...... It's just ......" Lu Ping hesitated for a moment and said, "It's okay to tell you, that day downstairs in that TJ fitness club, I happened to meet a five or six-year-old child, standing there picking his nose." So I went over and told him that it was unhygienic, and he changed it. The eldest sister is the child's mother, she is very beautiful, and she is very grateful to me, saying that the couple was very sad because of the child's love to pick their noses, and they didn't solve it, and I settled it in a few words. She not only said that she wanted to introduce me to someone, but also said that she would come to the Auto Trade City to buy a car for me in the future......"
"It's very loving, why do you help people fix their bad problems?" Gong Mengran asked with interest.
Lu Ping smiled: "I'm so resourceful, isn't it easy to fool a child?"
Gong Mengran emphasized: "I'll just ask you how you fooled." ”
Lu Ping thought about it for a while, and then said: "It's too simple, even coaxing and scare, I told that kid that he often picks his nose and poogies, which will make his nostrils bigger and turn into Zhu Bajie, he is afraid of becoming ugly, and he almost cried with fright." ”
Gong Mengran said: "It's that simple?"
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "How complicated can it be?" I mainly prescribe the right medicine, adults and children are the same, as long as you scare properly, they will not be unable to change." Just like who, Hou Shijie, has it stopped these days? I was just scared by me, and I didn't dare to harass you anymore for the time being. ”
For Lu Ping, Gong Mengran had a lot of mysteries in her heart, so she took the opportunity to ask again: "You haven't told me yet, how did you scare Hou Shijie?"
Lu Ping smiled and said: "Pretend to be a ghost." ”
"No truth!" Gong Mengran glared at him, and then said, "You will meet tomorrow...... Blind date, do you need to bring me with you and give you a staff officer?"
Lu Ping hurriedly said: "Don't you!"
Gong Mengran started to introduce herself: "I'll tell you, I can see people accurately. If you are looking for a daughter-in-law, you have to find the kind of person who will live in the future, don't find a vase at home, it is useless at all. Also, the butt should be big, and when the butt is big, it will give birth to children......"
"Poof......" Lu Ping was so stumbled that he almost squirted out all the water he drank in: "Miss, just now I said 'ass', you say I'm not civilized, what about yourself? You only allow the governor to set fire, and the people are not allowed to say ass." ”
Gong Mengran raised her head: "I'm talking about neutral words, no derogatory meaning." ”
Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Then mine is derogatory?"
"You...... You...... Anyway, if it comes out of your mouth, it's just ugly. Gong Mengran simply played a scoundrel, and then said: "It's so decided, I'll accompany you on a blind date tomorrow." ”
Lu Ping scratched his scalp: "Miss, you go...... It's really not good for you to go, it's easy to get bad. ”
Gong Mengran frowned: "Why is it bad for you? I will be a staff officer for you, a free staff officer, and I will not charge you money or deduct your salary." Of course, if the date is out of time, that's another story. ”
"You...... What are your own conditions, don't you have a little bit in your heart?" Lu Ping commanded her army, and felt that the unreasonable eldest lady was very cute.
Girls, it should be in this state.
Be natural, be free and easy, don't keep a straight face all day long, and deduct wages at every turn.
"What do you mean?" Gong Mengran's face was furious: "Do you think I can't let go of you with you, or do you think I'm ugly?"
Lu Ping said with an innocent face: "How dare you! It's because you are so beautiful, you sit there, how can you make the girl who came to the blind date embarrassed? She must not be jealous, inferior, painful, or even short-sighted? Miss, your beauty is a knife, a knife that kills people without seeing blood." ”
Gong Mengran secretly snickered: "Honestly?"
Lu Ping followed: "You are a sword, I am a sword, and the lethality is not small." ”
Gong Mengran pursed her lips: "You are a sword, I am a sword, you are a wind, I am a sand, Lu Ping, you ...... You're a big fool!"
"This ...... The scolding is quite rhyming. Lu Ping felt that the eldest lady was cute, it was so cute, and he almost said the subtext of the secret expression of 'You are a sword, I am a sword'.
The sword is combined, and there is no match in the world.
Alas, the time has not yet come, so I dare not show it.
What if I am scolded by the eldest lady again? She criticized people, one by one, as if she didn't want money.
It's better to take it easy.
......
Quadrangle.
After Fu Yanji and Bai Kexin entered the 'Beauty Residence', everything seemed to be calm.
The courtyard was empty, except for the sound of birds and the murmur of the pond, as well as the remains of fireworks and firecrackers that had not yet been cleaned.
But in one hall, it's bustling.
Kong Long and more than 30 of his subordinates crowded inside, talking a lot.
"The third master is the third master, the girls in the bubble are more beautiful than the other, this time this is the best of the best, ouch my grass, it's so beautiful. ”
"And it is said that this Miss Bai herself is the eldest lady of a wealthy family, the heir of the Bai Group, and her worth is amazing, and there are always billions of dollars. ”
"The ...... last time Big star Lan Bingbing, I already think it's the most beautiful, and there's money. This time, this Miss Bai is a hundred times stronger than that blue ice ice. It turns out that beauties are not all concentrated in the entertainment industry. ”
"I'm envious of the third master, you see, we are a hundred times more handsome than the third master? What does this mean? This shows that a man's appearance is not important at all, but that important careers and forces ......."
"Look at it, the curtain of 'Beauty Residence' is closed, is the third master about to start? I seemed to see Miss Bai's sleek body...... Ouch, so beautiful, so beautiful...... Ouch, I'm almost coming out......"
“......”
The chatter was louder and louder.
But the power and status are here, and these minions can only envy others.
If you can't eat grapes, it's always okay to drool, right?
What is Life?
The third master of the family, this is life!
I want the rain to get the rain, I want the wind to get the wind, and I want the women to have a lot of women.
Male, you can do whatever you want.
Females can do whatever they want.
The pinnacle of life!
"You fools are talking nonsense here, if it reaches the ears of the third master, hum, you will definitely be skinned!" Kong Long wandered around the room for a moment, and then issued a warning to them.
Everyone immediately shut up.
The room suddenly became very quiet.
But in Kong Long's heart, he kept beating the drum.
After all, he had already taken refuge in the old and new continents that day, and this Miss Bai was a friend of Lu Ping...... Alas, the hero surnamed Lu will never die without help, right?
Could it be that he was also afraid of Fu Sanye's obscenity?
After weighing it, Kong Long still quietly sent a message to Lu Ping: Fu Bai has entered the cave room.
But actually.
This courtyard, which looks quite quiet, is already a dark shadow.
A light flying shadow, shuttling across the rooftops.
Wherever you go.
Cornices walk on the wall.
His eyes have been staring at the movement of the 'beautiful residence', ready to turn over and enter the hospital at any time, and rush to the door.
Suddenly, there was a special movement from the 'beautiful residence'.
Followed by.
It was Fu Yanji's angry scolding:
"MD, do you want to kill the third master......? Kill you, I'm going to kill you!"
"Stinky bitch, get out of here!"
"Rape first, then kill!"
"Lao Tzu wants to ...... you Rape first, then kill!"
“......”