The person who took Xia Xue away was actually a painted skin?

It looks like something big is going to happen this time.

The name of painted skin is not unfamiliar to Zhang Zizai.

As a well-known ghost, although Painted Skin is not the one with the highest mana and the most crimes.

But with her perverted modus operandi, she has always been in the list of China's top ten powerful ghosts.

Its original method of skinning people alive has been all the rage and has become the object of imitation by ghosts at home and abroad. There is even a trend of learning to paint skin abroad. These fanatical fans have devoted themselves to studying the skinning skills of the Painted Skin Ghost, and after all, they have achieved a little success, thus deriving a special family of "Skinning Walkers".

And her unique second-to-heart skill is praised by the Three Realms as the title of the fastest heart-digging expert.

The last manager of the Prefecture Human Affairs Office, Mr. Pu Songling, once focused on introducing this terrifying ghost in his adaptation of the Hades diary "Strange Tales from Liaozhai". And there are countless movies remade based on the story of the painted ghost in ancient and modern times. Although each film has a great distortion of the real image of the painted skin.

But his penchant for skinning beautiful women and eating men's hearts has never been lost.

Several people found out that it was the painted skin that took away Xia Xue, and they were worried for a while.

Bai Maruko shouted at everyone: "Since it was the painting skin that took her away, then don't worry." ”

"Why?"

"Because the painted skin only digs out a man's heart!"

"But...... Doesn't he still skin beautiful women?"

Shiramaruko rolled her eyes: "Do you think she's a beauty?"

Zhang Zizi nodded, what Bai Maruko said was very right!

Thinking of this, Zhang Zizai also settled down.

Seeing a few people like this, the foreign Taoist priest retorted with an unhappy face: "You know a fart! My Xia Xue is originally a big beauty!"

"Come on, if Xia Xue is a beauty, then Sister Furong will not become Sai Chang'e!"

"You ......"

"What are you? If you can't find the painted skin, get in the car quickly!" Bai Maruko didn't want to talk nonsense with the foreign Taoist, and urged everyone to get in the car quickly.

In the car, Bai Maruko poked out his nose hard, looking for clues that the painted skin had left in the city, while the foreign Taoist priest sat in the back seat, sullen.

"You guys know a fart!"

Yes, it turned out that he was still struggling with this problem for a long time.

Zhang Zizai laughed and said: "You say this, do you really want your family's beautiful Xia Xue to be painted and then made into a skin?"

The foreign Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and said embarrassedly: "I didn't mean that. ”

Bai Maruko: "Then do you think she is so ugly that she doesn't want to take care of her, or is she so beautiful that we want us to collect her body?"

The foreign Taoist priest was embarrassed on the spot, and he didn't know how to respond to this question for a while.

In the end, he took this opportunity to criticize the aesthetics of several people, and proved to everyone that Yuanyuan was a beauty that they could not appreciate.

is still forced to join the crowd here, admitting that his girlfriend is also a devilish existence of hanging on the door to ward off evil spirits and hanging on the bed for contraception, so as to comfort herself in her heart, praying that this ghost thing that only pursues beauty will not cause personal harm to her.

This kind of philosophical dialectical thinking is indeed a dilemma.

Zhang Zizi couldn't help but think of a famous quote by Shakespeare.

“to be or not to be ,that is a question.“ Zhang Zizi said with a smile.

Foreign Taoist: "Do you give up (say) Sa?"

Shiramaruko: "To live or to die, is a question. ”

Ao Bing interjected: "When is it now, I still have the heart to be poor here." Even if we can't kill people, kidnapping is a serious crime! We, as messengers of justice, must arrest and bring him to justice!"

Zhang Zizai: "The words "the embodiment of justice" came out of your mouth, and it really didn't taste good. ”

Ao Bing: "Why? Because I didn't wear a security uniform today?"

Zhang Zizi shook his head, no longer bothered with this fool, and looked at the scenery outside the window.

Along the way, Bai Maruko looked for the way, Ao Bing was annoyed that he didn't change his uniform first at this critical moment, and Zhang Zizai stared out the window, thinking about how to know what the idiot deer's obsession was - Niu Dada had already called twice to urge himself, and his monthly performance appraisal was all in his own hands.

The group had their own thoughts, and after making sure that the painted skin would not hurt Xia Xue, everyone let down their guard and did their own things, and they didn't feel like they were facing a big enemy before.

Except, of course, for foreign priests.

He was tinkering with his various props at the moment, figuring out how to deal with Painted Skin. has even used off-the-counter help, calling to ask Dao Yan'er how to get this charm, how to do that spell and so on, just like a posture of grinding a gun in battle.

Finally, under the leadership of Bai Maruko, everyone came to the mouth of an alley, Bai Maruko stopped the car and walked all the way to the deepest part of the alley, she pointed to a store and clapped her hands and said, "This is it, your girlfriend is inside." ”

Several people looked up and looked at it, and they were all stunned on the spot.

I saw a dilapidated shop appear in front of me. The plastered walls seemed to be able to pick up handfuls of powder, and the wooden door had a large hole, and a large poster was crookedly pasted next to the door, which read

"A thousand-year-old ancestral recipe, an exclusive plastic surgery club. ”

Zhang Zizai looked in through the doorway, and the room was pitch black, and he couldn't see anything.

Ao Bing pushed him away and shouted through the doorway: "Listen inside, you have been surrounded! Don't try to resist fearlessly, surrendering the hostages is your only choice!"

Ao Bing stood at the door and shouted for a long time, but there was no movement inside.

Seeing this, the foreign Taoist priest sprinted without saying a word, raised his foot and kicked towards the gate.

The expected break did not appear, but a large hole was added to the door on the other side.

The foreign Taoist priest had one foot in the hole and one foot on his body, and wanted to pull out his legs, but found that he was stuck in the middle and couldn't move. I had to blush embarrassedly and say to a few people: "Who will help me."

Zhang Zizai shook his head helplessly, stepped forward to hug his waist, and pulled him out hard.

At this time, an angry voice came from behind: "What are you doing!"

Everyone looked back and saw a woman with a delicate face holding fried liver, glaring angrily at everyone.

Ao Bing hurriedly stepped forward to explain: "Girl, we are handling a case, it is very dangerous here, hurry up and avoid it." ”

The woman nodded and hurried away.

After about ten seconds, he turned back again and said, "No, this is my house, what are you doing at my house?"

Zhang Zizai: "Isn't your home? ”

When the woman heard this, she said warily, "I am a painted skin, how do you know? Who sent you?"

Hearing this, Zhang Zizi hurriedly let go of the foreign Taoist priest, jumped backwards one step at a time, and hid behind the third prince.

And because of his sudden retreat, the center of gravity was unstable, and he fell to the ground with a pop.

The door he had kicked on also creaked, and it fell with a thud, just as it happened to press on him. Immediately afterwards, the foreign Taoist priest kicked his leg and fell unconscious.

Yes, before the war began, he lost a general.

Ao Bing looked at the painted skin ghost, pointed to the foreign Taoist priest lying on the ground, and said, "You have been surrounded." Surrender quickly, hurting the innocent like this will only add to your guilt. ”

Painted skin rolled his eyes and said, "He fell down by himself, I won't carry this pot!"

Ao Bing scratched his head in embarrassment, "It seems to be...... Belch...... Well, I misunderstood you, you can go.

Painted skin scolded in a low voice, then stepped over the foreign Taoist priest and walked towards the house.

Zhang Zizai pulled Ao Bing's arm from behind and whispered, "Xia Xue is still inside." ”

Ao Bing reacted at this time, quickly stepped forward and grabbed the woman, and said, "Wait! You haven't released the hostages in the house yet!"

"Hostage?

Bai Maruko stood up, smiled at the painted skin, and said, "Sister, the little girl you captured last night is our friend, I don't know where I offended you, and I hope you don't remember the villain and let her go." ”

Painting Pi lowered his head and pondered for a while, and suddenly realized: "Ah...... You said you were the ugly bastard last night, right?"

The foreign Taoist priest lying on the ground heard someone say that her girlfriend was an ugly monster, and immediately woke up, pushed open the door that pressed on him, jumped up, shook his hand and flew out a charm at the painted skin, shouting: "You are the ugly monster!"

Unexpectedly, the painting skin didn't even lift her eyelids, but just casually pointed at the air, and the charm that rushed towards her burst into flames and disappeared in an instant.

Seeing this, the foreign Taoist priest became furious, and was about to rush up with a peachwood sword.

Zhang Zizai hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "Don't get excited, don't get excited, why do you have to fight every time you see someone, and it's endless." ”

Foreign Taoist: "But she ......"

Bai Maruko complained: "What's wrong with saying she's ugly? Do you think it's better to paint her skin and think she's beautiful, and then picking her skin than saying she's ugly?"

The foreign priest stopped talking, lowered his head and sulked.

Zhang Zizai turned his head and smiled at the painting skin, and said, "I'm sorry, this guy is a little impulsive, the one you caught yesterday is actually her girlfriend." ”

Painted Skin: "I didn't arrest her, she came back with me of her own free will." ”

Foreign Taoist: "How is it possible! She won't be stupid enough to be skinned by you willingly!"

Painted skin: "Are you sick? What am I doing with her skin? Do you use it on Halloween?"

Foreign Taoist: "Then what are you taking her back for?"

The painting skin pointed to the poster on the door and said, "She asked me for plastic surgery, what else can she do." ”

Seeing this, Zhang Zizai hurriedly played the round, "Look, it turned out to be just a misunderstanding." Everyone has something to say. Why did the water wash away the Dragon King Temple? ”

Ao Bing said dissatisfied: "My family will not be washed away by the water!"

Shiramaruko: "Metaphor!

Ao Bing: "The metaphor is impossible! The water is in the hands of my father, how can he rush himself?" ”

Zhang Zizai shook his head helplessly, "Okay, okay, I said the wrong thing."

Painted Skin looked at the strangers, and then said, "Don't make noise at the door, let the neighbors see that the impact is not good." Let's go in and talk about something. ”

After that, he picked up the door that fell on the ground, and said with a distressed face: "You broke this door, you have to compensate me." ”

Foreign priest: "Uh......"

Painted Skin no longer bothered a few people, and walked into the house first, and everyone quickly followed, following her through the dilapidated hall to a small, dark room.

I saw Xia Xue lying peacefully on a bed similar to an operating table, breathing steadily, and her face was red. It's like sleeping.... Woe, Sleeping Beauty isn't so ugly.

Seeing this, the foreign Taoist priest asked anxiously, "What happened to you?"

Painted skin: "Anesthetized, her face can't be solved by changing the skin, if you want to move the bones, you have to do general anesthesia." ”

With that, put on gloves, dig out a scalpel from a drawer on the side, and get to work.

The foreign Taoist priest stopped her, "Don't touch her!"

Paintskin: "No! I helped her with the surgery for free, and she helped me with the publicity. ”

Zhang Zizai interjected: "Sister Painted Skin, the streets are full of people who want plastic surgery, why do you have to pull her here." ”

Painted skin replied helplessly: "No way, I've been open here for half a year, and I haven't done a single business, if it weren't for the fact that I happened to meet her at the gate of that hospital yesterday and was kicked out, my first business hasn't been settled...... Think about it, she looks so ugly, other hospitals don't even dare to accept it, if I can make her into a big beauty, then will I be able to count the money until my hands cramp?"

Speaking of this, the painted skin remembered that it had not been confiscated in front of the door just now, and spread out his hand to the foreign Taoist priest and said, "Lose money!"

The foreign Taoist priest took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it to her, and was about to continue speaking.

Painted Skin shook his head, indicating that the money was not enough.

Foreign Taoist: "Who are you slandering? Just your door, at most eighty! I will give you a hundred and I will not let you find any money!"

Painted skin smiled: "One is eighty, and two can't be one hundred and sixteen?"

The foreign Taoist priest said angrily: "I didn't break the other one!"

Painted skin: "Then I don't care, I can't just change it, how ugly it is!"