On the edge of the river and the sea, in a luxurious villa with a view of the sea. "Say.2.

Lu Yifan helped Concubine Wang Yafei move her luggage in, and Dong Qianqian also followed behind to help.

After a busy day, Dong Qianqian lifted her skirt without any scruples, revealing her cute he11okitty underwear, two slender thighs splitting forks to blow the air conditioner, and showed a satisfied smile on her face, and said comfortably: "It's so cool!"

Wang Yafei's face turned red, and she hurriedly stepped forward to help Dong Qianqian cover her skirt, and said softly: "Qianqian, the skirt can't be lifted casually, you know?"

"But...... Brother Yifan often lifts Qianqian's skirt, why can't I lift it myself?" Dong Qianqian wondered.

When Concubine Wang Yafei heard this, she glared at Lu Yifan with disgust and said, "Brother Fan, Qianqian hasn't completely returned to normal, so don't do anything to others." ”

Lu Yifan, who was drinking water, smiled awkwardly.

"If you want to lift your skirt, tell me, and I can wear whatever you want. Wang Yafei added shyly.

Lu Yifan glanced at Concubine Wang Ya's long greedy two big white legs, and his heart was moved.

At this moment, Lu Yifan's mobile phone suddenly buzzed.

"The Jade Emperor invited the Pure Altar Envoy to join the Heavenly Court chat group. ”

Hey?

Altar Messenger?

Isn't that Zhu Bajie?

Why is there another one?

The curious Lu Yifan stared at the chat history and flipped through it.

Pure altar messenger: "Bring the Kar monkey, I am ......"

Erlang God: "If you're sick, you're typing and typing in Cantonese!"

Jingtan messenger: "Ahem, I'm sorry, I'm used to staying in the south." Hello everyone, I am the newly appointed messenger of the Pure Altar, and in layman's terms, I am the god of food.

In the future, I will be responsible for the food of our heavenly court. ”

Roaring Sky Dog: "God of Food, it's okay, since Zhu Bajie's resignation, no one has cooked for us for tens of thousands of years." ”

Shunfeng Er: "Brother God of Food, show me a look!"

Fairy Chang'e: "Yes, yes, can you make some spicy duck neck or potato chips for us to eat?" Last time, I ate the duck neck and potato chips given by Yifan Xianyou, and I haven't recovered yet!"

Clairvoyant: "Yes, yes, that duck neck, spicy enough! I really want to eat it again!"

Altar Messenger: "I'm sorry...... I belong to Buddhism, so I can't get contaminated with meat...... Why don't I bring you some of my best vegetarian dishes?"

Fairy Chang'e: "I remember! Zhu Dabao, you are the Zhu Dabao who was imprisoned in the fairy prison by the Queen Mother last time!"

Erlang God: "What Zhu Dabao? Fairy Chang'e, do you know him?"

Fairy Chang'e: "How could I not know! Last time at the Pan Tao Meeting, the Queen Mother remembered that there were many Bodhisattvas and Buddhas at the meeting, so she asked Zhu Dabao to cook a lot of vegetarian dishes, and guess what?

Sweet and sour peaches, fish-flavored people's forest fruits, and spicy seeds He Wu! This unpalatable dish to death has made the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas who are immune to all diseases and inviolable by all laws eat!"

Clairvoyant: "Khan ......"

Erlang God: "Sweat!"

Roaring Sky Dog: "Awesome, you can eat both the Buddha and the Bodhisattva!

Pure altar messenger: "I didn't recruit either! I used to be good at all meat dishes, but after I ascended to the fairy realm, the Buddha insisted that I take over from Marshal Tianpeng as this pure altar messenger." ”

Fairy Chang'e: "Cut, I don't believe it! It's strange that you can cook delicious food!"

Erlang God: "That's it, it's still the god of food! I think you only became a god through the back door!"

Clairvoyant: "Despise!"

Downwind Ear: "+1 upstairs!"

The messenger of the altar was in a hurry.

As soon as he joined the group, he was despised by the gods in the sky, how can he mix it up in the future?

But he really only cooks meat dishes!

How good is that?

At this time, Dong Qianqian suddenly walked in front of Lu Yifan and lifted the dress above her head, revealing a white delicate body wearing only a hood and underwear.

"Qianqian, what are you doing?" Lu Yifan said.

Gollum~~~~~

"Brother, my belly is screaming. Dong Qianqian pouted, her skirt covered her head and said aggrievedly.

"Uh...... Alright, I'll cook for you. "Lu Yifan said.

I knew that I wouldn't have taken that group of subordinates away before, and now I have to cook by myself.

But when he got to the kitchen, Lu Yifan was dumbfounded.

The refrigerator is full of expensive ingredients, and he doesn't know how to do it!

After thinking about it, Lu Yifan simply sent a message to the messenger of the Pure Altar.

A mortal: "Is the god of food fairy friends there?"

Pure Altar Messenger: "What's the matter with Immortal Friends?"

A mortal: "That...... Can you teach me how to cook these ingredients?"

Lu Yifan took photos of the expensive ingredients in the refrigerator.

Pure Altar Messenger: "Hehe, this is too easy! However, I have one condition!"

A mortal: "Tell me about it." ”

Pure Altar Messenger: "Since you can get so many mortal ingredients, you should also be able to get some ingredients that make me a vegetarian dish." As long as you can let me hold my face in front of the immortals, then I will teach you all my life's cooking skills!

In addition, it comes with a fairy pot made by the Buddha himself for me!"

The immortal pot made by the Buddha himself!

Could it be an immortal weapon?

Lu Yifan, who was not interested in anything, suddenly became interested!

But how can we help the messenger of the altar?

This group of immortals obviously loves meat, but vegetarian dishes will not taste meaty!

After thinking about it carefully for a long time, Lu Yifan had an idea!

Picked up the phone and called Yun Shuihan: "Apprentice, quickly get me two barrels of gutter oil! The thicker the better!

It was not easy for this master to make a request to himself, and Yun Shuihan called it fast!

In less than ten minutes, two large barrels of strong-flavored gutter oil were delivered.

Wang Yafei looked at the two large barrels of gutter oil, and couldn't help but be stunned: "Brother Fan...... You don't want me and Qianqian to eat gutter oil, do you?"

"How is that possible! You just stay in the living room, and I'll be ready in a moment. ”

Lu Yifan said, moved the gutter oil into the kitchen, locked the kitchen door, and put it into his mobile phone as a red envelope to the Jingtan messenger.

Messenger of the Altar: "What is this?"

A mortal: "Hey, brother, you can rest assured that you can use this oil to stir-fry for everyone to eat, and ensure that they eat deliciously!"

Altar Purifier: "Really?"

A mortal: "You'll know if you try it." ”

This gutter oil is a harmful substance to mortals, but how can it be harmful to the immortals who are immune to all diseases and laws!

If the gutter oil can dry up the immortals, then they have been cultivating for tens of thousands of years in vain!

Stir-fried a dish with gutter oil and went to the chat group.

At first, everyone dared to eat it.

Only Fairy Chang'e saw that the god of food was pitiful, and took a bite.

As a result, in one bite, Fairy Chang'e only felt a mouth full of rich aroma, which spread from her mouth to her stomach!

Fairy Chang'e: "It's delicious! It's so delicious that you cry! Brother God of Food, you're so amazing!"

(End of chapter)