Chapter 165: Ghost Top Door Ghost knocks on the door
The ninth brother seemed to be a little stunned, look, he picked up the wine bottle and blew more than half a bottle of beer with his neck up, and then he was willing to put the bottle on the glass coffee table in front of his eyes.
At this moment, he not only pinched a peanut and threw it into his mouth, chewing it with a strange appearance, but also clumsily lit a cigarette and took a few puffs, and then frantically spit out strings of smoke rings.
That look, as if no one was convinced, was very arrogant. It's like a raw melon egg who doesn't know anything about the world, completely disdainful of everything in the world.
At this time, Aunt Ji, who was not far from Xiaonan's house, did not sleep, and the old couple came home after the pig pen and were drinking tea and chatting in their living room, as if they were in full swing about the matter of Qian Liuzi and the big speaker......
"People who don't do their jobs will not end well!"
Look at Uncle Ji's gloating appearance, squinting one eye, opening one eye, half-open, crossing Erlang's legs, and smoking non-stop, that strength is terrible. Especially his wife listened to his gossip news while watching the drama "Country Love", and her disdain was even more-up.
Legend has it that the hearts of the two are notoriously bad, and they are afraid that others will live better than their family, so there are not many neighbors who usually come to visit the house.
At this time, suddenly the circuit in the electrical box outside the wall of his house tripped, the power went out, and when he thought of Qian Liuzi and the loudspeaker, it was late at night...... But no one dared to go out to repair, and they didn't even wash their feet, so the old couple got into the quilt and rested one by one.
However, it can also be seen by the moonlight, and the faces of the old couple are melancholy, like a pair of dead ghosts, so mad.
It's really crazy.
However, at this moment, the ninth brother in Xiao Nan's house still hadn't left, and while blowing wine on the bottle, he thought: "Are the words I just said to Xiao Nan really a bit extreme? Are they not at all in line with the logic of his personality and usual attitude? However, if he doesn't use his poisonous tongue and sharp language like this, and prevaricate the past, I'm afraid that Xiao Nan will definitely ask about the whereabouts of the funds for handling chess and cards in the future?" Or, it will lead to his own duplicity, and as a result, he will be exposed to embezzling the entire amount of the three gift games? To be honest, at that time, even if Xiao Nan is not very good, he must not be drowned alive by other people's spittle stars?"
After a pause, he took another sip of wine, "Tell me, how embarrassing it would be if it really came to that point? What's more, the reason why I jumped over the wall like Xiao Nan just now was mainly because my family was really so poor that I couldn't even open the pot." The child is crying, and the wife is making trouble. Especially when I saw Xiao Nan delay in giving some hard money just now, I originally wanted to ask Xiao Nan to borrow some money again, so that I could deal with a few days of life. However, out of the man's face, he was forced to swallow back the words when he came to his lips. Besides, these three times to reach out to Xiaonan to borrow money, even if Xiaonan doesn't say anything, how can he be embarrassed?!"
Thinking about it, the ninth brother was at a loss.
At this moment, it is obvious that the ninth brother is not only sad, but also a little drunk and hazy. He, no matter how he feels, is now a dog wagging his tail and begging for mercy, not like a human at all.
"Well, why is it so hard to be a human being?"
"But maybe it's harder to be a good person yourself?"
The ninth brother sighed.
But at this moment, the people in the villa, the people watching the plays, the business, and the world where every house is closed to each other, who can give him some comfort and comfort? Looking at the people and thinking about himself, the ninth brother not only feels extremely sad, but also feels extremely humiliated.
At this time, the ninth brother's tear ducts suddenly became hot.
Perhaps, what he has in his heart is not only grievances, but more should not be. You see that his two big hands can't help but clench the bottle caps into fists, and his long nails are also ripped into the palm of his hand, and he also mutters to himself: "Grandma's online chess-cards, what special Zakin flowers, what special baccarat, all of them are his milk pit daddy's things, pure pit things, even the only nine thousand I embezzled, all of them were killed and lost." ”
"This pit is so big, what a pit people!"
"It's such a trick, how can you still let people live?"
There was a bit of nagging, and suddenly, the ninth brother revealed his wild nature on the road, and his two big hands shook off a few bottle caps in the palms of his hands with blood, and then grabbed the glass coffee table of Xiao Nan's house tightly, and it was about to be overturned.
However, he was stunned for a moment, but did not allow himself to carry out this very irrational action. After that, the two hands were slowly released, and when they let go, they were still a little sticky to the glass plane, and the ninth brother could see that under the glass of the coffee table in front of him, he instantly left a pair of red bloody handprints.
That scene was too eye-catching, and it was too scary.
So, the ninth brother suddenly made a mistake, why didn't he overturn the glass coffee table of Xiao Nan's house?
It turned out that this was the ninth brother who suddenly found out that it was not in his own home, and the shadow of Xiaozhong's fierce flashed in his mind in an instant, and he thought about it carefully: Although the legendary third brother is a neighbor and is only a wall away, he once married someone else's ex-girlfriend as his wife. Nowadays, although they all have a small family, regardless of each other's previous suspicions, they don't get along very much on weekdays, and some avoidance is still inevitable. Especially tonight, after drinking a little wine, if he smashed Xiaonan's things for no reason, it would be the second brother of Xiaozhong, which might lead to the deepening of the conflict with Xiaozhong and the intensification of the conflict.
"If there is really any big trouble, when the time comes, it will be too late to regret it?"
"Bear with me, you must endure!"
"Even if you're not happy, then bear with it!"
is such a person's mother-in-law, after thinking about this, the ninth brother's brain seems to be a little sober, he blinked his eyelids and tried to force his tears back, but he couldn't stop his body from trembling for a while.
"Ahh
At this time, the ninth brother slowly lifted his body, and then he had the heart to look at his two palms, which were full of bright red blood stains, he didn't think about it, so he walked straight to the bathroom of Xiao Nan's house, turned on the light, and cleaned it simply.
After a while, when he finished cleaning, he looked at himself in the mirror stupidly, nodded, stuck out his tongue, and made himself smile and not smile, accompanied by grimaces, a variety of changes, just like a clown jumping off the beam, making people cry and laugh.
The ninth brother is suddenly so weird and weird, I really don't know if it is a kind of self-humiliation or a kind of self-mockery?
It's funny at the same time, it's really, it's even more incredible.
At this time, people can't help but sigh a little, some things in this world are really wonderful, and man is not only a chameleon, but also a living treasure.
Especially the ninth brother, it's so fucked up!
No, the ninth brother's tone at this time also softened a lot, his mouth turned into the mirror, and he was muttering to himself: "Brother Xiaonan, forgive the brothers for what they did just now! Who made us so poor in this life? If you want to blame, then blame God! Maybe it's all God's fault, and we brothers have been born in the wrong place and created the wrong era." ”
"Hahaha......"
The ninth brother really smirked self-deprecatingly. After that, the ninth brother not only did not wipe the water on his face, but also did not turn off the light in the bathroom, took some toothpaste on his nose and pretended to be a clown, and then swaggered straight to the door of Xiao Nan's house.
"Hehehe. ”
"I can't help it!"
"Crazy about me?"
The ninth brother was entertaining himself for a while, but his brain was buzzing, and it hurt a little.
However, Fan Er was stuck in the lantern at the door of Xiao Nan's house, and after pulling it out, he went to the troupe to look for a few laps but still didn't find the target he wanted, so he walked back stupidly, and at this time, he happened to come to the gate of Xiao Nan's house again.
The street lamp at the door is still bright with lightning, and it is not lit from time to time. Fan Er wanted to pee straight, so he scolded: "Fuck, can you die?"
"If you want to be bright, you will be bright, don't be so special that it is always flashing and flashing, you say, shaking people?"
"Damn, I really can't hold it anymore?" Fan Er's eyebrows and rat eyes, looking east and west, no urine, but he still held back.
At this moment, there are two people next to the gate of Xiao Nan's house, one inside the door and one outside the door.
The door is a large fully enclosed iron gate, jujube red, and no one can see anyone inside or outside the door. However, there is a small round door on the door.
Seriously, at this time, Fan Er outside the door was still a little unwilling, he walked to the door to see if Xiao Nan's house still existed tonight? So, he pouted his buttocks, stared at a wide eyeball, and wanted to get close to the emergency small round door on the gate of Xiao Nan's house, however, Fan Er poked and puffed for a long time but did not open it. But he was still lying there and stabbing his buttocks, his ass cocked higher, his eyes wider than before, and his little round door closer.
Hulahula, papa, the small baffle on the round door rang vigorously, but it couldn't be opened.
The ninth brother in the door was still a little drunk at this time, but he also seemed to feel that someone seemed to be coming outside the door, and couldn't help but say, "Oh my God, is there a ghost or a person outside this door?"
"Poke and poke, poke and put on a yarn, I don't know where to stop?"
Bang bang, still poking.
Therefore, the ninth brother was very alert, he did not turn on the door light of the aisle prematurely, nor did he rush to open the big iron door of the aisle, but turned on the built-in flashlight function of the mobile phone and bent down by the light, and opened the emergency small round door very carefully and quickly.
It's really unfortunate that the book is not written, who would have thought that at this moment, they hit their eyeballs, and besides, inside and outside the door, each other seemed to see only a huge bull's egg eye, and they were still bubbling with strange brilliance, and the two of them suddenly couldn't help but shout in unison: "Oh, my mother, what is this?"
"Oh, there's a ghost...... Have you met a ghost...... Ghost Top Gate...... The ghost knocked on the door......" Immediately the two of them collapsed to the ground at the same time, and their souls were scattered. One inside the door, the other outside the door.
Yes, the bright light shines under the mouth of the ninth brother and shines upwards, looking like no one is a ghost or a ghost, which is indeed a little too scary.
Especially this person is scary.
Seeing Fan Er sitting on the ground and screaming in fright, "Mamma Mia, ghost top door, ghost top door?" The ninth brother was also calling, "Ghost knocking on the door, ghost knocking on the door?"
At this time, it was even more coincidental that Xia Xiaoyu was dressed in white clothes and white sleeves, and she had just come back from Duoduo's house and was about to arrive in front of Xiao Nan's house, walking and walking, Xia Xiaoyu suddenly paused, she seemed to see a black shadow lying on the ground at the door of Xiao Nan's house. At the same time, she was also thinking in her mind, "Oh my god, there can't really be a ghost, right?" Suddenly, she couldn't help but be a little scared in her heart.
My scalp was tingling, so I didn't dare to come any closer.
Suddenly, another violent whirlwind blew on the ground, and with Xia Xiaoyu herself screaming, a red cloth the size of a towel was also wrapped around Xia Xiaoyu's head, although she tore it herself for a long time, but because of too many hairpins on her head and her own psychological panic and the red cloth was too shabby, it became tighter and tighter, no matter how she tore it, she couldn't tear it off. Immediately afterwards, Xia Xiaoyu was so frightened that she stomped her feet, and even the screaming sound became louder and louder. Moreover, it doesn't look like a human voice at all. It's completely like a female ghost, jumping around and yelling, it's too scary.
Especially Fan Er was even more miserable, he was a little sober just now, and before he could get up and gain a firm foothold, he suddenly met a powerful ghost again.
"Oops, my Mamma Mia?!"
This time, Fan Erche completely made Xia Xiaoyu faint in fright. I didn't hold my pee, and I wet my crotch.
At this time, even the ninth brother in the door was not so calm, on weekdays, this man would not believe that there could be any demons and monsters in this world at all? But thinking about the scene that happened just now, he still had palpitations.
Wine is strong and instigating, and he can't help but scold.
"Damn, what did you just meet? It's scary!"
However, the ninth brother's experience is relatively lucky compared to Fan Erlai. Fortunately, he hadn't seen Xia Xiaoyu's exterior just now, otherwise, what guarantee would there be for this little life? If she didn't pass out with fright, wouldn't it be strange?
At this time, the ninth brother in the door also got up from the ground, picked up the mobile phone that fell on the ground, stomped on the door with a "bang", and looked at a dead person outside the round eyes, and immediately hurriedly crawled into the basement floor of the small south house.
"Hey, gob, gob, gob?"
Seeing Xiao Nan, he didn't give any explanation, and he opened his mouth and panted and dragged Xiao Nan up in a hurry. The wise Xiao Nan also turned on the door lamp, and suddenly, the courtyard was brightly lit. But the ninth brother's body softened again, and he lay on the edge of the flower bed in the courtyard, a little like a reassuring look, panting heavily.
"Oh, my mother, just now, I was scared to death!"
"What the hell, what the hell?"
"Where are the ghosts?"
"I see, ninth brother, you are a ghost, right?"
In the courtyard, Xiao Nan stared at the ninth brother with a puzzled and questioning face, but he pretended to be sophisticated, scratched his scalp, and shouted at the ninth brother again: "I said guy, it's been so long, why hasn't your ninth brother walked out of my house yet?
"Me, me, me?"
"Me, me, me?"
The ninth brother really didn't know where to start, and he said that he was afraid that Xiao Nan would not believe it, so he was dumbfounded for a while. Urgently, he shouted again, "Ghosts, ghosts, there are really ghosts!" Suddenly, Xiao Nan's scalp also became numb.
(Wonderful story, keep updating!)