In the underground prison of the Adjudication Division, in the deepest part of a cold, metallic torture room, Yan Chaoyang was imprisoned here. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

As the highest-level torture chamber of the Adjudication Division, there are all kinds of torture tools in it: a crescent-shaped dog-headed guillotine, a sickle-shaped soul hooking cover, a basin-sized hot iron, a gray nose ring, a sharp knife specially used for peeling, and a human-height clamping stick...... In addition to dazzling, it will also give birth to eye-opening sighs. Ordinary people don't talk about it, they haven't even heard of it, only a fierce robber like Yan Chaoyang can enjoy this treatment.

Yan Chaoyang was locked to the south of the torture chamber, his limbs were trapped by arm-thick iron chains, and he was locked by four rings on the left and right, and he took black gold chains to bind his whole body and tied them to a copper pillar.

The bronze pillar itself was also a torture instrument, called "cannon branding". Cannon burning is a cruel punishment, its pillar center is hollow, the prisoner is tied to it, take the red charcoal from the hole of the column pipe to pour down, until it is filled; the black charcoal is sealed in the narrow copper pillar pipe, it is even more resistant to burning, and in the process of execution, new charcoal will be constantly added; the prisoner who is tied to it, the meat will be slowly cooked, and the blood will be slowly steamed dry; and because of the design of the copper pillar, the temperature transmitted by the charcoal fire is not enough to burn people to death, but it will slowly torture you.

The two guards meticulously performed their duties as guards, and their eyes never took off Yan Chaoyang's body for a moment.

"I seem to hear the laughter of whom. ”

Suddenly, a hoarse voice like an old broken bellows sounded in the torture chamber, listening to your ears, like a knife sharpened in your ears, stimulating your cranial nerves a little bit.

The eyes of the two guards widened, and their whole bodies suddenly tensed, nervously watching Yan Chaoyang's reaction.

"Who, who's laughing, no one laughing!" said the guard on the left, tremblingly.

Yan Chaoyang suddenly raised his head.

He was so frightened that he almost screamed, and he took two steps back before he realized that he had lost his temper, and hurriedly stopped, and said angrily: "What are you doing, don't you know that you are tied to the cannon brand?

"Don't be nervous, I have no ill will. ”

Yan Chaoyang smiled slightly.

Yes, his cold face actually showed a smile as warm as the warm sun, it was as incredible as the sun rising in the west.

Of course, the guards didn't know what he was usually like, but this smile made them feel inexplicably reassured, and suddenly felt that this guy might not be a bad person.

"Do you hear me, somebody's laughing? Yan Chaoyang asked softly.

The guard on the left saw that he didn't seem to have any signs of struggle, and was no longer so afraid, and reprimanded: "What nonsense are you talking about, the prison of the Adjudication Division, which one dares to laugh?"

Yan Chaoyang said: "No, it's not from here, it's from outside." ――The past comes to mind one by one, and my mood is like a bottle lid being uncovered, the spring breeze comes and goes, and the golden bottle of wine is microwaved......"

"Ha!" the guard on the left gradually grew bolder, and before he could finish speaking, he interrupted with a sneer, "Everyone in the rivers and lakes calls you Mr. Er, and it is your gun that respects you, not your half-hung wine poem, and even I have heard of the name of the dragon soul gun; and last night, the matter of your single-handedly suppressing the four first-grade martial artists has been spread, and now they all call you the first person in the cultivation realm; but, ah, but, even if you are the first person in the cultivation realm, how do you know that there are people laughing outside? Don't be a layman who doesn't understand anything. ”

"Aren't you a layman? As soon as people woke up and raised their heads, you almost peed out in fright. The guard on the right didn't give him the slightest face, and laughed mercilessly.

The old guard on the left blushed, but he still argued: "What do you know, be careful of what kind of ship is sailing!"

"Someone is really laughing. Yan Chaoyang smiled, "I can't forget that laughter, after all, he is our brother, when I was young, I hated his laughter the most, and I always had nightmares: I dreamed that a ghost who looked as beautiful as him sat on the edge of my bed, smiling at me non-stop." Even though he had become a robber at that time, he couldn't help wetting the bed, and he had to laugh at them for a long time every time. ”

The two guards looked at each other, not knowing what he was trying to say.

The guard on the right said coldly: "The prison of the Adjudication Division, no one can escape from prison, no matter what you say, it's useless, no one can save you, and you can't escape, I hope you cooperate obediently, everyone is safe, otherwise I will teach you to see the means of our brothers." ”

"I just woke up and felt a little emotional. Yan Chaoyang said with a smile.

"Hmph, if you enter the Adjudication Division, you have to shed your skin even if you don't die. The guard on the right said, "This is the rule set by our commander himself. It won't be long before someone comes to execute you, burn you first, teach you how powerful the adjudication department is, and let you go to be a robber and harm the people's livelihood. ”

"Alas, no one is guilty unless he is a saint or a sage. Yan Chaoyang sighed, "Don't hide it from the two eldest brothers, my wish since I was a child was to be a brewing master and use the money I earned to help the poor, but I never wanted to become a robber." ”

After a slight pause, he said: "By the way, do you like to drink? I can invite you to drink my own wine, not that I brag, almost no one does like the wine I brew; I have also developed a strong wine, called 'There is Fire Outside the Sky', and if you drink it in one gulp, you will be drunk."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly let out an exclamation, the faces of the two guards changed in unison, and the guard on the right said sharply: "Yan Chaoyang, what tricks do you want to play?"

"No, I didn't. Yan Chaoyang said innocently, then raised his chin and pointed to the corner of the torture chamber, under a torture rack.

The two guards looked over suspiciously, only to see a gray-haired rat stuck in the gap between the human-height clamps on the torture rack, writhing and struggling, and "squeaking" in panic.

"It's just a mouse, what are you shouting!" said the guard on the left.

Yan Chaoyang said with a smile: "God has the virtue of a good life, although it is not very beautiful, but it is also a life; ”

The guard on the right sneered: "How many people have you killed in Yanshan? Just talking about Lianyun Mountain, more than 100,000 lives are gone like that, it's just crazy, and now you come to tell me what 'the virtue of good life', don't you think it's funny?"

Yan Chaoyang said with a smile: "If I can make you smile and have a good time, it is also a matter of immeasurable merit." I'd like to ask you to make it easier after you finish laughing. ”

The faces of the two guards suddenly became strange, this second gentleman was not at all as terrible, cruel and terrible as the legend, but like a compassionate monk.

"I didn't save him. The guard on the right sneered, "I'm not afraid to tell you, the most hated thing in my life is the mouse, I am happy to see it being caught to death, how can there be any reason to save it." ”

"If you don't want to save me, can you let me go and let me do it myself. Yan Chaoyang said with a smile, "Don't worry, I will never take the opportunity to run away and desecrate the two of you." ”

"Hah!" the guard on the left sneered, "It's not for the sake of running away, you are such a stupid fool when we are three-year-olds." ”

"Alas, if you don't let me go, then I have to come out on my own. ”

Yan Chaoyang sighed, and then somehow, he got down from the torture equipment, and the torture equipment that trapped him seemed to have become a dream bubble, and it was completely useless.

"What have you done?" the two guards retreated in horror.

Yan Chaoyang blinked his eyes and said, "I came out when I wanted to come out." ”