But Lu Ping only used one sentence to crush Xiao Dingshan's terrifying anger.

"Slap the walnuts with one palm? It seems that you must have been lazy and didn't use your strength last time you broke the walnuts. ”

Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned.

This is Lu Ping's sharp blade to overwhelm the opponent in terms of momentum.

Your uncle, still mention, still mention!

That's a shadow that I can't erase in my life.

I have suppressed you just now, and you mention it again!

What is this special not provocation?

"Keep your attention back to the game, stinky boy, where did you just go?" Xiao Dingshan's domineering spirit was damaged, and he was eager to tear away the topic and re-enter the momentum dominated by him.

Anyway, I'm not in a hurry to chop my hands and feet right away, that thing needs foreplay, and people also need foreplay.

In this way, it will not seem abrupt and will be more enjoyable.

But Lu Ping also thinks so.

He plays with him;

Just be with the children.

He is mad and let him go wild;

The driver fights hooligans.

He laughed and let him laugh;

Quasi-pee for a while.

"I just talked about breaking walnuts. Lu Ping replied to him.

"Don't mention walnuts, don't mention walnuts!" Xiao Dingshan was simply crazy in rhythm: "Story, yes, story, don't you want to tell a story, you should insert advertisements before the game, you can start!"

He also waved his hand: "Come on, come on, come and listen to the driver's story." ”

Since he wanted to hear it, of course Lu Ping was not stingy.

We can't learn the temperament of storytelling, but at least the expression should be in place.

Then pretend to be a storyteller.

"The hero of the story is a sissy who is neither male nor female, named Bai ...... Smiling scholar. Lu Ping quickly entered the state: "He is a general under the famous gangster leader Xiao Dingshan......"

As soon as he said this, a subordinate stood up and wanted to teach Lu Ping a lesson.

Xiao Dingshan was still broad-minded, and waved his hand to stop: "Let him continue! ”

The subordinate understood, and stepped aside.

"Smiling scholars love to laugh, love to play with their nails, and love to warp orchid fingers, which looks very annoying. He likes to hide knives in his smile, and has developed the ability to fly on the wall, climb the wall and climb the house, and be flexible like a monkey. His nails were long and sharp, ...... like knives"

Lu Ping tried his best to explain every detail clearly.

This is an essential element of storytelling.

Xiao Dingshan patted his thigh and exclaimed: "It's him, it's him! Your uncle, is this kid so famous? Where did you hear this vivid description? Zheng Sanhu must be Zheng Sanhu's traitor...... I'm sorry to bother you, come on, come on, I'm fascinated by Brother Shan. ”

"I like listeners like you who are good at interacting!" Lu Ping smiled and continued to enter the state of storytelling: "But this sissy, he shouldn't have used such cruel means to deal with Zheng Sanhu." That's not all, he sneaked into my house that night, and climbed the window to get in! That's it, he also broke my pillow, and I asked him to pay him for it...... So things got to the point of irreconcilability. ”

Xiao Dingshan asked: "What's the irreconcilable method?" Oh, it's disturbing again, you continue!"

"He actually wants to scratch me with his nails?" Lu Ping paused, and then said: "Can I let him scratch it? I can't find a way to stop him?" I persuaded him to cut his nails, but the scissors at home are really missing, so what should I do?"

Xiao Dingshan continued to interact: "So you found a kitchen knife?"

"Can you guess that? Yes, yes, it's a kitchen knife, who doesn't have a kitchen knife at home. So, you should be able to guess the answer, I used a kitchen knife to help him cut his nails, and cut his toenails a little bit, and the cut was quite neat!" Lu Ping recalled the situation that day, can it be untidy, it was all cut on the same side.

Xiao Dingshan laughed: "Your uncle, it's good to talk about it!

The men also applauded and laughed.

The applause came to an end.

Xiao Dingshan asked again: "Is it so magical? With a kitchen knife, can it be repaired so neatly?"

"No!" Lu Ping emphasized: "Because I am a troublesome person, I simply cut off his fingers and toes, click, click, all of them!

"Really, doesn't it look like a longitudinal section of ham sausage?"

"If you don't see red, it really looks like it!"

Xiao Dingshan couldn't help but applaud: "Wonderful, wonderful, really wonderful! Your uncle, your ability to make up stories is really strong." The story is very intriguing and fascinating, and those movies are not as good as you tell them! It's a pity that my scholarly brother is not there, and if he wants to, it will be lively. Come on, come on, applause and encouragement!"

There was another round of applause.

I've already drummed it once just now, and this time it's neat.

The applause stopped, and Lu Ping.

Xiao Dingshan also regained his gloomy expression and stood up suddenly.

His subordinates are also emotionally in place, and they are looking forward to entering the game.

"It's not making up a story, it's true. Lu Ping reminded.

", you're too engaged, you need to wake up. Your uncle, I suddenly found that the story you made up is very similar to the game I invented, and it has the same effect! You are especially learning and using it, plagiarizing Lao Tzu's creativity!" Xiao Dingshan looked at Xiao Hui, completely lacking the gentleness when he listened to the story just now: "After listening to the story, the game begins! Bobcat, you go and prepare the knife, be fast!"

"Yes, Brother Shan. The man named Bobcat nodded and went to get the props.

Xiao Dingshan raised his hand at Lu Ping: "Your uncle, what are you still doing in a daze, go over and prepare, touch it!"

"Then you're welcome. Lu Ping really stood beside Xiao Hui.

Xiaohui's body trembled.

She had never seen such a scene, and she had to touch her, and she had to chop her hands and cut off her tongue.

I can't see it when I think about it, it's too bloody.

Lu Ping pouted and leaned towards Xiaohui's right cheek, and whispered a few words: "The knife will come in a while, you go to the toilet." ”

Xiao Hui was taken aback, but then understood the meaning of Lu Ping's words.

A tense atmosphere can enhance people's intelligence.

Xiao Dingshan was unhappy: "Your uncle, you haven't started yet, you started talking first?"

Lu Ping hurriedly explained: "I didn't kiss, I didn't kiss, I still missed half a centimeter." ”

Xiao Dingshan said disdainfully: "Do you want to warm up?"

"Yes, warm up. Lu Ping agreed.

In the midst of the bright light.

A moon-shaped scimitar was handed over to Xiao Dingshan's hands.

Xiao Dingshan slashed a few times in the air, and the murderous aura was everywhere in the huge living room.

He felt that the knife had a good feeling.

Cutting people up for a while, it must be unambiguous.

"Stinky boy, you go and touch it, I'll cut it!" Xiao Dingshan smiled coldly: "Don't worry, it's definitely a knife in your hand, and it's neat! Brother Shan started by cutting people, and he is sure in his hands." ”

The girl was still stunned.

Lu Ping was in a hurry, and she didn't realize it when he made eyes with her.

Do you really want to see blood?

That will be the shadow of your life, sister!

"Mountain...... Brother Shan, I want to ...... I want to go to the bathroom first. Xiaohui finally said as Lu Ping explained.

"You're nervous, aren't you? It's excusable, it's excusable!" Xiao Dingshan stretched out his machete and pointed to the right: "The toilet is over there, go and come back quickly!" Xiao Hui covered her chest and tiptoed over.

At this moment, the living room was quiet and scary.

Needle drops can be heard.

Xiao Dingshan sat on the sofa, holding the blade in his hand, obsessed with the pleasure of the next game.

"Your uncle, you dare to break into the Longtan Tiger's Den!"

"If it falls into my hands, you don't struggle, play games with me. ”

"If you feel too painful for a while and want to go on the road, Brother Shan will send you on the road, you little bare like you, kill a ......"

"Huh?"

He was muttering as he blew on the blade of his sword.

But suddenly I heard a gust of wind suddenly rise.

This was followed by screams of surprise or struggle.

When he looked up, he found that all his men were lying on the ground.

Miserable everywhere, embarrassed everywhere.

There were even a few that didn't even move.

"How can this be?" Xiao Dingshan panicked, and finally realized a serious fact.

He wasn't making up a story just now.

Maybe it's true!

Also, is this the driver with a hippie smile at the dinner table?

No, he's not!

His eyes were terrifying.

It's like you're coming face to face with the devil.

Why do you feel this way?

Lu Ping asked, "Do you believe it now?" Do you still think that I am here to tell you a story?"

Xiao Dingshan calmed down a little: "Are you here to report my funeral?

"He's not dead. Lu Ping said: "I don't bother to kill you little hooligans." ”

"And he...... Where did he go?" Xiao Dingshan asked.

Lu Ping snorted coldly: "Who do I ask if you ask me? After being carried away on a stretcher from my house, who knows where he went." ”

He ...... He didn't even know how to say hello. Xiao Dingshan sighed.

But!

A big guy is a big guy after all.

Xiao Dingshan is Xiao Dingshan after all.

This is not the first time he has encountered such a scene of danger.

He has a knife in his hand, but the other has no knife in his hand.

This is advantage one.

It was in his house that he was familiar with the terrain and switches.

This is the second advantage.

He is actually better than the smiling scholar, but as the boss, he rarely has the opportunity to make a move.

Is this the third advantage?

At the very least, they are evenly matched.

In these precise analyses, Xiao Dingshan regained his self-confidence.

"You are indeed very powerful, I have seen it, but I, Xiao Dingshan, am not a fuel-efficient lamp, and no one has made me have such a strong desire to kill for a long time! You have inspired me!" Xiao Dingshan held the knife in one hand, his posture was skillful, his language was strong, and his shock had been driven away by his strong fighting spirit.

"Come out!" Lu Ping suddenly shouted.

Xiao Dingshan was stunned for a moment, and he still wanted to go out to duel?

At this time, Song Hu, who had been hiding behind the film cabinet, straightened his waist, put his fingers in his mouth, and walked out in a panic.

"Song Huzi, your uncle's coward, go get the guy and kill him with me!" Xiao Dingshan shouted at Song Hu.

He felt that in a situation of parity.

Who can have one more helper, even one like Song Hu.

Whoever holds the chance to win.

Song Hu stood there dumbfounded, nervous and tangled.

People are scared to death.

Lu Ping reminded him: "Your choice will determine your fate." ”