Zhang Kuan was also stunned, "Why are you back?"

"You had a car accident, can I not come back?" Yan Ling glanced at him with some annoyance, then looked him up and down, back and forth, and muttered, "Are you really okay?"

"Of course it's fine. Zhang Kuan said angrily, "If there is something I can recuperate at home? ”

Yanling still didn't believe it, and pinched him up and down, left and right, to make sure that everything was fine, and then said, "I'll introduce you to a friend." ”

Zhang Kuan was a little flustered, "You can handle your affairs, I don't need to see him." "I thought that Yanling came back with a new boyfriend this time, but she was defenseless and couldn't accept it.

Unexpectedly, Yanling made a move with her hand, and a slender girl flashed in from the outside, almost the same height as Zhang Kuan, with neat and neat short ear-length hair, a boy-like hearty and sunny face, a pair of sword eyebrows pointed obliquely at the sky, and the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, with an inexplicable sense of coldness and coolness.

The girl's first impression of Zhang Kuan was that she was jealous and hateful. reminds him of the class committee in elementary school, the class representative, and the strong female student of the league branch book.

Indeed, Yan Ling introduced to Zhang Kuan: "This is my roommate and my best friend, Ai Qing, she is the vice president of the freshman student union." ”

Zhang Kuan tried hard to pull his mouth and nodded, anyway, he couldn't see the other party when he smiled, "Very familiar name." ”

The girl smiled slightly, and her voice was neutral, slightly hoarse, and sounded charming, "Yes, there is a female poet named Ai Qing." ”

"Oh~ poetess, I know I know, the one who writes about the fighting, fighting, startling a bunch of pigeons. Zhang Kuan said in a long voice.

The two women were stunned when they heard this, Yan Ling blushed a little, and Ai Qing laughed, "Brother-in-law is really humorous." ”

"Of course. Zhang Kuan smiled and said, "I have been in junior high school for a few years. After speaking, he suddenly coughed in his mouth for a long time, and finally held back a mouthful of phlegm, spit on the ground, and continued to laugh when he was done, "Sit, sit, sit casually, I can't move, so I won't pour tea." ”

Zhang Kuan put Li Qingzhao's words on Ai Qing's head, Yanling can be treated as a lack of study, or he can be humorous, but this is incomprehensible when he spits in front of the guests, Zhang Kuan is young and has no respiratory diseases, where does the phlegm come from, it is clear that he deliberately embarrassed himself in front of the guests, could it be that he really wants to break up?

Yanling was not convinced, and sat on the stool by herself with some annoyance, and then put her newly made black straight hair back extremely charmingly, this trick was Ai Qing let her practice on the road for a long time, and the effect was very significant, on the way back by bus, thirteen people searched for her with nearby people, and wanted to invite her to eat Malatang.

Moreover, in order to meet today, Yanling deliberately wore a low-V top and a white skirt that she had never worn before, this set of equipment was only worn once on campus, and it blew up on the school BBS, and was crowned as a 14-year-old new explosion | Milk goddess, otaku killer, pink skeleton and other amazing terms, she didn't believe it, this dress can't deter Zhang Kuan, the turtle?

Hmph, ask him to break up, and the old lady will make you regret it.

But the result was still unexpected, Zhang Kuan's aesthetic was different from ordinary people, he didn't think Yanling was so beautiful at all, but stared at Yanling's eyes with puzzled eyes, and then asked: "Why do your eyelashes grow?

Yan Ling held her chin with both hands and winked cutely, "How is it?

Zhang Kuan belched, "The pig's eyelashes are also long, and I don't see how beautiful they are." ”

This time, Yanling was completely violent, stood up as soon as she slapped the table, and roared loudly, "Zhang Kuan! are you really going to break up with me?!"

Zhang Kuan spread his hands, "Can this matter be fake?"

Of course, this matter can't be fake, Wentang Xu Jiaojiao and her mother have already regarded themselves as sons-in-law, and the whole Wentangkou people know that they will be engaged to Zhang Yanling in a few days, and the two families are only five kilometers apart, and if they are so confused, something will happen.

Therefore, since Yanling is back today, she must make this matter clear no matter what, and she will continue to suffer from it.

But Yanling is a simple woman who has grown up in Guanzhong for 18 years, from the day Zhang Kuan ate her milk, she will no longer want to have a second man, and now he Zhang Kuan no matter what reason he mentions breaking up, it is an insult to himself, and in order to force himself to break up, this turtle actually uses all kinds of obscene tricks to go out, which is really too deceitful.

Today is not for the sake of his injuries, Yanling will really add some injuries to him.

At the moment, Yan Ling's anger is not light, the chest of the deep V is bulging, and Zhang Kuan's heart of self-cultivation and calm for many days begins to stir again, and he feels that his lower abdomen is hot, and the things in his crotch are hot and swollen.

When Tian Fengshou used a stun baton to electrocute Zhang Kuan's little friend, that thing had already become a mess of black and burned, and it was Mr. Zhu who pasted him with blood and mud, and he could only use it to urinate. The old man said that it could still be used in the future, but it had never worked, but he didn't expect to see Yanling today, and this thing began to recover its function, Zhang Kuan couldn't help but be overjoyed.

As soon as Zhang Kuan was happy, he opened his mouth and smiled, not noticing that two slips of blood oozed from his nostrils.

Zhang Yanling, who was originally angry, couldn't help laughing when she saw it, it seems that this thing is a dead duck with a hard mouth, and she compares herself to a pig, but her body is very honest.

He smiled and asked, "You tell me again, you want to break up with me." ”

Zhang Kuan's eyes widened, although the little friends below couldn't hold it back, it was still the brain that took the initiative, and said sternly: "I'm not joking with you, it's true, I just want to break up with you, I already have another woman, it's from Wentangkou, called Xu Jiaojiao." ”

The corners of Zhang Yanling's mouth twitched, and she said in her heart that Zhang Kuan's goods were promising, and she didn't even blink her eyelids when she lied, and she was also Wentangkou Xu Jiaojiao, who had a name and a surname. I'm sorry, if Ai Qing isn't there today, the old lady has to give two ear scrapers for you to taste.

didn't defend him at the moment, directly took out his mobile phone, dialed the phone of a classmate in Wentangkou, and asked with a grin, "Photon, sister asks you something, is there a Xu Jiaojiao woman in your village... Yes?!Married?oh... Twenty-three... Big boss... Luxury cars... Ha ha... It's okay, it's okay... I'll just ask. Yanling opened her eyes diagonally while talking on the phone, smiled at the corners of her mouth, and pointed at him with her fingers.

After finishing putting the phone in his hand, he squinted at Zhang Kuan, and said in a mocking tone: "Zhang Kuan, I haven't seen you for a few days, is your baby capable?"

Zhang Kuan's eyes widened, "What's the matter, what I said is true." ”

"Really your sister!" Yan Ling scolded: "Just like you, Xu Jiaojiao, I just asked, Xu Jiaojiao is twenty-three, twenty-three do you know what the concept is? That's an old woman, at least five years older than you! Five years older, are you willing?"

Zhang Kuan was speechless, and opened his hands to defend, "What's wrong with being five years older, people are young." ”

"Okay, even if you like to be gnawed by the old cow, but you lie and don't say dots, Xu Jiaojiao's object is a big boss, with a house and a car, what do you have? Ah? Tell me what you have?" Because Ai Qing was present, Yanling originally had more ugly words to say, after all, the ugliness of the family should not be publicized.

Zhang Kuan was not happy, but there was no way to refute it at present, the house was this earthen house, and the car was driven by Yanling. But in order to be good in the future, I simply shamelessly ended up and told the whole story, "That's right, in fact, I am the big boss, although I have no money now, but after the Wanyuan factory became popular, I was immediately a rich man, in addition, the car in their mouth is actually your Jetta." ”

Jetta, don't mention this stubble Yanling is not popular, as soon as she mentions it, Yanling yells directly: "Don't lie anymore, I don't know if Jetta is my car? Jetta can have front and rear bumpers? Jetta will have luxury interior super audio? Do you think I don't know what Hummer Land Rover looks like? Jetta ...... It's a shame for what you said. ”

After Yan Ling finished speaking, she shook her head charmingly and rolled her eyes at Zhang Kuan, "Wipe your nosebleed before lying." ”

Zhang Kuan was alert at this time, and struggled to raise his hand to wipe it.

Seeing that he was struggling, Yanling quickly opened the Kun bag and took out a tissue, gently wiped it for him, and said in a gentle tone: "Let's talk about it, what is the reason why you want to break up, I, Zhang Yanling, am not a person who messes around, the reasons you said are sufficient, break up, I still pester you." ”

Zhang Kuan became energetic, "The real reason is that I have other women." ”

Yanling immediately pointed her finger at his nose, her eyes cold, "My patience is limited, don't force me to be really angry." ”

"I really ......"

"Huh?" the fingers added another force, and the neck of Zhang Kuanpoke was thrown back.

In desperation, Zhang Kuan had no choice but to lie, "Actually, I was seriously injured. ”

After finishing speaking, Yanling and Ai Qing looked at each other at the same time, with such expressions.

Yanling snorted and nodded her wide nose in disgust, "I'll just say, there must be something, let's say, how many injuries are involved, how much money does it cost, I, Zhang Yanling, don't have anything else, my dad has a lot of money to marry." ”

Zhang Kuan licked his lips when he heard this, he really felt that he was too bad, Yanling was beautiful and virtuous, the family still had money, and the father-in-law was still open-minded, what a good family you said this was, who would not be happy at night if she married a woman like Zhang Yanling?

In that regard, I have no reason to reject others.

Since people don't believe the truth, Zhang Kuan had no choice but to lie, "Actually, I'm not a man anymore." ”

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

The two women asked questions at the same time and looked at Zhang Kuan blankly.

Zhang Kuanzuo nodded sadly and indignantly, "Yes, when there was a car accident, my little friend was burned by fire." ”

"Fired... It's burning..."

The two women looked at each other in disbelief.

After a long time, Ai Qing muttered a few words to Zhang Yanling, Yanling blushed, strode over, and said seriously: "Okay, if what you say is true, I can't help it." Now, let me check the check. ”

Zhang Kuan smiled, fortunately, Mr. Zhu made his little friend with blood and mud tightly, and the shape could not be seen from the outside at all, anyway, it was a big pimple. turned around and went into the house, and generously opened the elastic pants to show Yanling.

Yanling only saw a big black lump, I don't know why.

Zhang Kuan explained: "It burned out, it was swollen and foamed, and pus seeped into it every day, so I had no choice but to wrap it." ”

After finishing speaking, Yanling cried profusely, leaned on Zhang Kuan, and whined: "I knew that you would be like this, I should have given you my body in the field that day, otherwise, you have never tasted what a woman is like in your life." ”

Zhang Kuan: "......"