Chapter 015: "Vegetable Bureau" Battle Plan
Xu Yu ran quickly, and the man followed, although there were not many pedestrians, but looking sideways like this, how many little people were a little jealous.
Xu Yu suddenly had an idea, stood and pointed to the distance, stopped and said, "Whose car is it, you have to drive away." ”
With Xu Yu's looking eyes and movements, the little man was not surprised to see his little tricycle in that direction, and now it is already hundreds of meters away from the tricycle.
Xu Yu took the opportunity to slip further, and the man was a little annoyed and chased Xu Yu two steps and hurried to see his car......
When Xu Yu ran for a few minutes, ran far away, and couldn't see the trace of the little man and the tricycle, he stopped, but he still didn't fully relax, took a few breaths, and hid around the corner.
It's just slow, no, it should be said that I have the strength to walk on the way home.
It wasn't until much later that Xu Yu remembered that day that he understood a truth, the weaker he was, the more bad people there were, and they seemed to smell the smell of "decay" and "festering".
This kind of person who is desperate on the edge of life is more likely to go to extremes and is easier to induce, so they will find the target and chase after it.
Regarding this, I will talk about the crazy era of Xu Yu's cousin Xinrong later, which belongs to the "legendary" color of his era.
Straight to the point.
On the reason why Xu Yu walked home instead of taking a taxi:
Because Xu Yu was motion sick, and he wanted to save the ticket money for the three or four stations from his work to his home, he walked back every day.
Before I was in the hotel, when I went to work in Liunian, it took half an hour to walk back, and now the shopping mall sells clothes and it takes about 45 minutes to walk, plus sometimes slowly, or under special circumstances, this journey takes nearly an hour.
Xu Yu was about to get home, held his breath, swallowed his saliva, and listened to the movement in the house.
After all, it is a very ordinary house, it is the private house of the common people, and the natural sound insulation is not strong, what happens to that family, even the applause for love sometimes hears some sounds.
Walking lightly, I listened, it seemed to be okay, at least it wasn't a quarrel, "It should be okay, it's okay"
Xu Yu adjusted his mood and slowly knocked on the door.
Dad Xu Tianming was lying next to the master bedroom, watching TV on the rattan chair erected, watching Xu Yu come back, looking at the time, "10:23", looking at Xu Yu's eyes, revealing a certain kind of murderous hatred of iron and steel.
Dingding looked at Xu Yu a few times.
Zhao Xiaohui, who opened the door and said, "I'm back......" was a little jealous, but when she glanced at Pan Ling and her son Xu Lei, she was a little more generous now, as if to say, "No matter what, someone, no matter what, no matter what" silently walked away.
"Uh, why did you come back so late? Zhao Xiaohui said for her father Xu Tianming.
"Oh, it's a little late, a little late," Xu Yu said with a smile.
"Ah, I mean, try to come back from work, my Yu'er and Lei'er are all good children, good children, hey, hey" Zhao Xiaohui looked happy and closed the door quickly.
Zhao Xiaohui is very active about the door, as well as the lights, and the gas or something, and it can be said that she is the "god of management" of water, electricity, gas and TV at home, referred to as the "four gods".
What kind of "crazy" state this is, I'll talk about it later.
As for why this is so, in her words, it is economical, but because of this kind of too positive transition, it is common to break a few light bulbs or something, but Zhao Xiaohui's "god" is still responsible, rain or shine, 24 hours of "service" and "attention".
After Zhao Xiaohui closed the door, Xu Tianming said to himself lightly, "I just didn't know it." ”
"Ah...... You can eat some of that jade, I just got it. Zhao Xiaohui said.
"Yes, sister. Brother Xu Lei said.
"If you don't eat together, we'll take chopsticks. Pan Ling said, and they all moved their seats, motioning for Xu Yu to eat.
"No, I've eaten it. After speaking, Xu Yu went to prepare to wash.
However, Zhao Xiaohui was busy.
I saw her looking at the dishes on the table with a certain overlooking attitude, although the two of them were around, it did not hinder Zhao Xiaohui's "battle" plan in the slightest.
Generally, there are four types.
First, see the stitch type. That is, even if there are many people sitting around, as long as Zhao Xiaohui is not ordered not to serve the bowl, it will not affect her performance at all, the speed is between the wrists of the people sitting around, the gap between the tables and chairs, etc., and if there is a chance to "steal" the dishes with chopsticks, she will never let it go.
Hit rate, three stars.
Second, the hand-in-hand sheep type. That is, she observes.
In fact, Xu Yu also wondered, her observation seems to have always used a special place, just like things like the dining table, she is very keen on eating, and this habit has also been implemented almost all of Zhao Xiaohui's life.
As long as someone unintentionally or accidentally drops the vegetables and arranges the vegetables, Zhao Xiaohui doesn't love it, what do you love? It should be said that it is relatively expensive, like what beef, pork ribs or something, but Zhao Xiaohui has loved meat buns all her life, and then meatballs, which has been like this since I can remember.
Zhao Xiaohui said that it was a meat bun full of meat, and there was nothing else, unlike pork ribs or something, and there were bones to chew.
Except for the green vegetables, the others are dropped, even if it is a small pork belly or something, Zhao Xiaohui will "pick it up" at a thunderous speed, even if it is picked up, it doesn't matter, it's a big deal to wash it, and still eat happily.
Two stars on hit.
Third, take the initiative to "beg" type. Just look at the opportunity, like dad always likes to pick vegetables for his children, sometimes Zhao Xiaohui will see the dish with more lean meat and more satisfaction, and will "cut off the beard" halfway. In the arc "road" where the dish is sandwiched into another person's bowl, he picks up his own bowl and places it in the middle of the road.
Most of this trick succeeded.
The hit rate is four stars, and it will be successful if you basically go out, of course, Zhao Xiaohui will save a little, otherwise her father will be unhappy if he always "cuts off the beard", and it will be even worse if he begs for a fight.
Fourth, the eyes "kill". This is Zhao Xiaohui deliberately holding a bowl without rice to walk around the people who eat, and that kind of appearance is also a kind of pressure on the people who eat.
The hit rate is five stars, full of stars.
This is mostly a more sumptuous dish, because although at least Dad will give her half a bowl of dishes next time, but often that meal is only half a bowl of dishes given by Dad, and it will be easy to be ordered by Dad not to come over again, so Zhao Xiaohui usually rarely does this, at most sometimes she will finish eating the dishes in the bowl, keep the rice, and tilt it, obviously glimpse her rice, and sigh if she doesn't catch it.
So Zhao Xiaohui's mind is now on that dinner table.
"Ahem, don't you see anyone? Sitting. Dad was a little annoyed, but said with a smile that he said this to Zhao Xiaohui.
The subtext is that if you come again, you won't eat it, usually Zhao Xiaohui will understand it in seconds, like putting down the dishes and chopsticks now, sitting and playing.
Wait until you finish eating, and then come over to "clean up", that is, sweep the dishes.
"Mom, why don't you eat it?" Xu Lei said.
"Auntie, eat, sit here!" Pan Ling motioned to move off the stool.
"He ......" Zhao Xiaohui looked at Xu Tianming, and her eyes meant to ask for a "probation" treatment.
If Xu Tianming relaxed his words, or was as sharp as he was now, his eyes glared at Zhao Xiaohui twice.
Zhao Xiaohui understood in seconds, "Ah...... Forget it, I'm full. ”
"The dishes are just served, how can you ......" Pan Ling wondered.
"It's okay, you don't have to worry about her, let her be, she's like that. Dad Xu Tianming said casually.
"Uh...... Eat, eat!" Zhao Xiaohui said with a smile, but her eyes would look at the table from time to time, worried that those "favorite" dishes would be eliminated, and she cared about the "vegetable bureau".
Usually we will understand in seconds like Xu Lei, there are delicious dishes in the bowl, a few delicious dishes for Zhao Xiaohui, and some good dishes on the plate, so that Zhao Xiaohui can "sweep" the plate later.
After all, after many years, these tacit understandings are still there, and Xu Lei didn't put down the dishes and chopsticks, "Mom, don't eat it, you eat it early, don't waste it." ”
"Make dung," Xu Tianming said viciously with his lips.
But it soon came true, Xu Tianming's words.
"That...... Auntie, you've been in the toilet for half an hour, okay?" Pan Ling asked, knocking on the bathroom door.