Xu Le was slightly stunned, he didn't expect that this Chen Jun was more anxious than Shen Bo, who had been divorced for many years. Looking at the smile on his face that was red like an apple, Xu Le's hairs couldn't help but stand up, and a chill came to his face from beginning to end.

"It's not good, I still have to say hello one by one, I can't just go to your room alone, what if others gossip?" Xu Le pretended to refuse.

"What are you afraid of!" Chen Jun smiled, and slapped Xu Le's ass directly with both hands, making his brows furrowed in pain, like a fiery mole.

Xu Le wanted to refuse to return the favor, "Although I also want to go in, it's just that I'm a girl after all, and I will inevitably feel a little embarrassed." ”

"What do you mean by that? Don't be afraid, come in, it's nothing. Chen Jun hugged Xu Le's waist, only feeling hard, and couldn't help frowning. It turns out that women also have such a hard waist?

He scratched his head, not noticing anything unusual, and the two entered the house.

The house is not big, the decoration is quite simple, and the mahogany-colored table has a thick layer of oil on it, which makes the stomach turn upside down.

Xu Le's face showed a touch of displeasure, it was indeed not his fault that the house was dilapidated, but it must be his own fault that it was so dirty.

"By the way, you can find a random place to sit, and let's talk about life and ideals. Chen Jun sat on the sofa.

It is said that it is a sofa, but in fact, it is a bag full of cotton, which is dirty, and the black and yellow bags seem to be dyed.

"Big brother, have you always lived here?" asked Xu Le tentatively.

Chen Jun was stunned for a moment, hesitated for a moment, and then spoke, "Sister, don't look at me living here now, in fact, I have money, but I can't be too extensive, it's easy to make others jealous." ”

"What do you mean by this? That is, big brother, in fact, you are a rich man, but you are just pretending to be a poor person to live?" Xu Le looked at Chen Jun curiously.

If you guessed correctly, it means that you have recently added a sum of money.

"Also... It can also be said that way, by the way, don't talk about this, what is your name and why are you here?" Chen Jun waved his hand, as if he didn't want to mention it again.

Seeing Chen Jun's impatient face, Xu Le grinned, "I... My name is so ugly that if you hear my name, you'll probably laugh at me. ”

The two began to talk exaggeratedly, Xu Le pseudonymized himself as Xiaofang, a girl in the countryside, who wanted to come to the city, but could not find a place to go, so he could only go to this poor suburb.

Chen Jun was stunned, and his sympathy for Xiao Fang spontaneously arose, and he grabbed Xu Le's hand, "I didn't expect you to be such a miserable person." ”

Xu Le felt a chill, pulled his hand out, and rubbed his eyes, "I don't know which bastard it is recently, but I actually reported the founder of the eye partner, which makes it inconvenient for me to do anything now." ”

Hearing Xu Le's words, Chen Jun turned his head away, with an embarrassed expression on his face, he put his hand on his chest, and after a while, he began to say, "Hey, have you ever thought about it, maybe this is a good thing, this medicine contains stimulants, which is not good for the body." ”

"But that's medicine, not this eye drop, eye drops have always been affordable and cheap. It was just what I could handle, and my eyes weren't good at all. Xu Le deliberately rubbed his eyes and shook his head again, "It's best not to let me find out, if I know who did this, I will definitely not be able to spare him!"

Chen Jun swallowed his saliva, knowing that he could no longer have a heart-to-heart relationship with Xiao Fang, otherwise, with his character of blushing whenever he lied, it would be easy for Xiao Fang to see through it.

Originally, from the beginning, his purpose in letting Xiao Fang in was not to have a heart-to-heart relationship with Xiao Fang. Instead, he noticed that Xiao Fang's complexion was like a ruddy cherry, which made him want to devour it.

"Xiaofang, you are so pitiful, I don't know how to comfort you. Chen Jun stood up directly and grabbed Xu Le's hand.

The corners of Xu Le's mouth rose slightly, he had expected it a long time ago, so he specially put a miniature camera on himself.

"You don't have to comfort me, you have this heart, I am very moved, thank you for thinking so much about me, you are really a very good person, I don't know how to repay you for your kindness to me. Just yesterday, he secretly inquired about those sweet love words, which were prepared for today.

These words made his stomach tumble for a while, and he resisted the urge to vomit and continued.

"Yes, it turns out that you are so grateful to me!" Chen Jun smiled, reverting to his previous obscenity, he looked at Xu Le in front of him and licked his mouth, "In that case, you just let me taste your taste, after tasting your taste, you don't have to be grateful to me." ”

"What a smell!" Xu Le looked at Chen Jun with a panicked face, covering his mouth.

Chen Jun grabbed Xu Le's hand, "What do you say, of course it's your body! You don't think that I just invited you to talk, right? You're not small, what is the meaning here, you can't understand, it means that you are also willing." ”

Xu Le pretended to be panicked, he kept shaking his head, "No, it's not like this, I've never had these thoughts, I just really thought that you wanted to invite me as a guest, since that's the case, I'm leaving." ”

He stood up and wanted to break free of Chen Jun's hand, but unfortunately, not only did he not break free, but he also made Chen Jun hold it tighter.

"No, since you have entered this door, you have to let me taste your body, otherwise, you don't want to go out!" Chen Jun kept shaking his head. Because of poverty, he has never been able to get a wife.

Therefore, he can only let the five-fingered girl act as a woman in the dead of night and pay for him.

Now, finally a beautiful woman has come. How could he let it go so easily! He wanted this woman to cry wolf in his arms, and he wanted this woman to bow down to him. Those postures in the dream, he wanted this woman to complete with him.

He couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, grabbed Xu Le, his face was red, like a tomato with a redden, unnaturally red, about to break through the blood vessels.

"Please, let me go, let me out, please, you are a very good person, I know very well, as long as you control yourself, you will not do such a thing. Leave me alone!" Xu Leyang begged.

"No, Xiaofang, you came to my house and said a lot to me, which made my heart surge, how can I let you go, I want to satisfy my desires, you don't want to go out, you want to be my crotch minister!" Chen Jun stroked Xu Le's cheeks tightly with both hands.

He pouted desperately, closed his eyes, dreaming of touching the red cherry-like lips immediately.

"Bastard!" Xu Le directly stretched out his fist and attacked Chen Jun's abdomen, making Chen Jun's stomach feel like a choppy sea.

"Oh, you girl, you actually treat me like this, don't blame me for being rude, I must let you cry and beg me for mercy under me, I want you to see how good I am, so that you can't leave me. Chen Jun's anger and the fire that had been suppressed in his heart for many years all poured out.

He took off his long sleeves, revealing wheat-colored skin, and his figure was shriveled and thin, like the sea water slowly dried up by the sun.

Seeing that Xu Le still looked like that, he was unwilling, and took off his pants directly, revealing SpongeBob SquarePants' boxers.

"I advise you to take off your clothes obediently, maybe I will be lighter and make you happy. Otherwise, maybe something will happen to you when the time comes!" Chen Jun was a little excited, and his voice trembled when he spoke.

Xu Le listened, this play was almost done, there was no need to continue, and his voice began to be unbearable. He turned this tiny camera off.

"You'd better give me moderation. Xu Le tore off his humanoid mask directly, revealing his true face.

Chen Jun personally uploaded a post about Xu Le's badness, and he remembered Xu Le's appearance very clearly.

His eyes widened and he stared blankly ahead, sweat began to form on his forehead.

"You... Aren't you Xu Le? Why are you here? What the hell is going on!" Chen Jun closed his mouth in surprise.

People who should be so anxious at home that they are dizzy are actually standing in front of them. What does this guy already know?

"What do you say, do you think that if you upload a rumor-mongering post on the Internet, you will be able to be unaware, let me tell you, I am not a fool, I have already asked a private detective to check for me, it is you, the bastard, who made Lao Tzu bad, right!" Xu Le thought of this, his face turned red with anger.

In order to do a good business, he puts so much effort and points.

"I... I didn't make it bad, everything needs evidence, not to mention, who knows if you put stimulants in the potions!" Chen Jun was a little nervous in his heart, but he was still unfazed on the surface. He knew very well that once he showed it, he would lose.

Xu Le snorted, "Why, do you have to let me find out your ID, including when you are on the Internet every day, are you willing?" Since I can find you, you should think about it, I must have found something." Xu Le looked at Chen Jun coldly.

This guy is not only stupid, but also very bad.

"Even if that's the case, you have a problem, otherwise how would anyone else say that! Don't think that you've made two inventions and it's great, in my eyes, you're nothing, you're just a fool. Chen Jun clenched his fists.

Anyway, now that Xu Le already knows what he is thinking, he is no longer worried about it, and it is a big deal to tear his face.

Anyway, one is a famous entrepreneur, the other is an unemployed vagrant who has nothing to do, and anyone knows which side to favor.

"What a fool!" Xu Le said indignantly, clenching his teeth, "You yourself are a fool! You don't think that I came here to pretend to be a woman because I was having fun, right? Don't you think it's strange, I know everything, why don't you just come in and do this." ”