Chapter 178: Cold dog food slapped indiscriminately on the face
The narration is over.
Lu Yifan is waiting in the lounge for the last game of the night - boxing!
Because of any fighting event in the early stage, Lu Yifan was all killed in seconds, or the opponent simply surrendered and admitted defeat.
So this competition, all the media agreed that there was no suspense.
Lu Yifan was in the lounge and let everyone out.
Enjoyed sitting on the couch and letting the vampire queen Miranda serve herself.
Meanwhile.
In the lounge of the United States boxing project.
Several people with strange expressions and strange shapes chatted around a round table.
If you look closely, you can see that there are different forms of souls floating behind these people.
Obviously, none of these people are human!
"Ami, is the news accurate this time?"
A black strong man, half-human, half-leopard, appeared behind him and asked.
"The source is absolutely reliable!
This time, the news was sent from hell by the owner himself. ”
The soul behind him was a white man with a raging flame, and nodded solemnly.
As soon as the word master was mentioned, the faces of everyone present flashed with extremely fanatical faith!
"I didn't expect that the gods of Huaxia would also choose a messenger in the mortal world.
I thought that only the master would have thought of such a profound plan.
It seems that I really underestimated the gods of the East. ”
A monster that had not been transformed into a human form, with the appearance of a griffin and a face rolling like mud, said in a deep voice.
"Osei, Ami, Vabra, the three of you are the 72-pillar demon gods who are very low-ranked.
The purpose of the master sending you this time is not to eliminate the so-called messengers of the Chinese immortals in the world.
After all, those Huaxia gods could not directly lend their divine power to the messengers of the human world.
And our master, although he can only lend us a small amount of divine power.
But it's enough to be invincible across the earth!"
A monster with a goose head and a sharp sword in his hand, and an extremely strange appearance, said disdainfully.
The aura emanating from his body is enough to reach the peak of the distraction period!
The sword in his hand continued to emit a black glue-like substance.
The skull on the hilt of the sword, with its long mouth, roared wildly, as if it wanted to devour all things in heaven and earth!
"Hahaha, it's still Kaim-sama who understands us!"
"Yes, the master sent the three of us to snipe Lu Yifan, he just looked down on that kid!"
"Hehe, this time I'm going to incarnate as a fighter and kill Lu Yifan directly in the ring!"
The goose-headed monster said in agreement to the flame soul body:
"Yes, Ami, your plan is great!
The master wants to unify the Three Realms, and the mortal world is only the first stop.
And Huaxia is the most difficult to overcome.
Let's first kill Liwei, the mortal messenger of the Huaxia God.
At the same time, let the people of Huaxia know the fear of our 72 pillar demon gods!
Kill two birds with one stone!"
"Quack Quack ......"
"Kill Lu Yifan !! raise my 72 pillars of demon god prestige !!"
"I can already imagine his horrified and miserable appearance!"
The three monsters laughed weirdly.
The souls behind them sank into the flesh, and they looked no different from ordinary people on the outside.
The goose-headed monster got up and said with a cruel grin:
"First Lu Yifan, then the whole Huaxia, and finally the whole earth!!
Our great master, King Solomon, will lead us to the divine realm!
The master will become the only true god in the Three Realms!
And our 72 pillar demon gods will also be remembered and worshiped by the world!!"
The other side.
Inside the lounge.
The vampire queen licked her tongue, smiled coquettishly, and rubbed her shoulders for Lu Yifan's legs.
Lu Yifan comfortably crossed Erlang's legs, smoked a living fairy cigarette, and sighed:
"Comfortable!"
At this time, the outside staff pushed the door in.
When I saw the beautiful referee Miranda, I was stunned at first.
And then his eyes were red with envy!
This beautiful referee Miranda is the most beautiful referee ever!
And also a professional Victoria's Secret model!
The combination of dual identities, coupled with a beautiful face and sexy body, what man doesn't like it?
This staff member follows Miranda's Weibo and reads it ten times a day!
He also has all the photos of Miranda on Weibo!
However, what I didn't expect was that Lu Yifan actually just met once, and he took this beauty into his pocket.
This is simply a bombardment!
Let any man see it, he will die of envy and jealousy!
"Ahem...... Xiao Zhang, is there something wrong?" Lu Yifan saw Xiao Zhang stunned himself and Miranda in place, and coughed dryly.
Miranda suddenly blushed and buried her head in Lu Yifan's arms.
Lu Yifan played with Miranda's hair without any scruples, as if he didn't see Xiao Zhang.
Xiao Zhang was desperate in his heart.
It's like seeing yourself green by your wife.
Ahh!!hhhh
I'm so jealous!!
I seem to have such a beautiful girlfriend!!
These long legs, just the legs are one meter four, right?
If it's on your shoulders......
It's so beautiful that I can't think about it!!
Xiao Zhang's eyes moistened, "Ah...... Brother Fan, it's your turn to play soon.
I'm here to call you. ”
"Oh, okay, thank you.
What's wrong with your eyes, though?
Are you crying?"
Lu Yifan asked.
Xiao Zhang quickly wiped his tears and said:
"No, I just got sand in my eyes.
What, I'll go Brother Fan first, so I won't bother you and my sister-in-law. ”
Xiao Zhang turned his head and left.
At this time, Miranda behind him was coquettish, and said in an extremely sweet voice:
"Master, you must cheer for the game in a while!
Win, Miranda will reward you in the evening!"
"Oh, what reward?"
"People have just learned a new posture to ensure that the owner is cool and crooked!!"
"You little scoundrel, you have learned to seduce your master!
But I like it!
Come here, kiss one!"
Then the sound of the two kissing unscrupulously came from behind him.
Xiao Zhang's whole body was petrified in place.
Host......
Master?!!!
Groove !!
It's only been a few days since you've known each other, and have you started to role-play?
Too chicken to stimulate the wood?
Thinking of Miranda's unique figure and the scene of wearing a maid costume, Xiao Zhang was so excited that he couldn't extricate himself.
But after the excitement, Xiao Zhang was like a deflated balloon, and he became even more depressed!
I can only think about it......
The goddess has been snatched away by Lu Yifan, just with him, how can he get Miranda?
At this time, Lu Yifan suddenly heard a burst of incomplete singing outside:
"The cold dog food slapped on the face,
Warm tears mixed with dog food,
The colors in front of me were suddenly obscured,
Your dog food lingers mercilessly around,
You're like an executioner who betrayed me,
My stomach seems to be stuffed with dog food,
Love on dog food,
Who would want to accept the most painful accident. “
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