After Zhang Zizai got the Yin Yang Jade, he went to the place Niu Dada said to pick up the new task he gave.

Zhang Zizai bought a bunch of cigarettes and alcohol gifts, and ran to this errand's house early in the morning with a large bag and a small bag.

There's no way, who makes the family a big brother-in-law!

As soon as he entered the door, Niu's brother-in-law, Brother Donkey, was tutoring his son.

"Brother Donkey, are you busy?"

"Hey...... Xiao Zhang, are you here? Why are you carrying so many things...... Hey, why do you have a bank card here?"

Brother Donkey flipped through the gift and pulled out a bank card, and immediately pulled it down.

"What do you mean?"

Zhang Zizai: "Uh...... Brother Donkey, listen to me, I just want to ......"

Brother Donkey interrupted Zhang Zizai's words, and said solemnly: "Your behavior is very unacceptable! I must criticize you!"

First of all, the two of us are yin and equal, you can't think I'm engaging in nepotism just because my sister-in-law is married to Niu Tou!"

"Yes, yes, you're always really capable!"

"Secondly, the prefecture is now implementing clean law enforcement and resolutely putting an end to all bribery and bribery activities, don't you want to push me into the fire pit by doing this?"

"This ...... I didn't mean that......"

"Xiao Zhang, you have strong business ability, a kind personality, and a bright future in the future, but you can't fall into depravity because of these crooked ways and discredit your own political career!"

"Yes, yes, what Brother Donkey taught me is that it's me Meng Lang!"

Brother Donkey patted Zhang Zizi's shoulder: "Finally, I have one more sentence to say." ”

"Brother Donkey, you say!"

"How many passwords?"

......

After the donkey brother accepted all the gifts, Mei Zizi ran to his treasury and put them in his own "booty" pile.

Zhang Zizai followed behind, looking at this dazzling array of loot, and sighed with emotion.

is really a good official who is clear and honest!

After Brother Donkey finished releasing the loot, he chatted with Zhang Zizi with a match.

During this period, Brother Donkey's son ran out with his homework and asked his father, "I don't know this poem, what should I fill in?"

Brother Donkey took the test paper and looked at it seriously.

"Dad, you're doing it the other way around!"

Brother Donkey blushed embarrassedly, put down the test paper, and said, "Dad, I am busy with work on weekdays, and I haven't studied these poems and songs, why don't you ask your mother?"

The little guy pouted reluctantly: "Mom tried the school uniform again, saying that she was going to find you for a class in a while, and she wouldn't let me disturb her." ”

Brother Donkey: "School uniform?

Little guy: "It's the last time you asked someone else to bring you ...... from country R"

Donkey: "Uh......"

Zhang Zizai took the little guy's test paper with a smile and touched his head.

The test paper is an ancient poem to fill in the blanks, and the last sentence is the noon of the hoeing day, and the next sentence is requested.

Zhang Zizi frowned and said, "Little guy, you are so powerful, such a difficult poem, but I only started learning it when I was seventeen or eighteen years old!"

After hearing this, the little guy said proudly: "Of course, I am the class leader of the fourth class of the second grade of the sixth elementary school with intellectual disabilities in Difu!

After three years, I can repeat a grade for three years in a mentally retarded elementary school? This little guy doesn't have to do a paternity test, he is definitely biological!

"It's really your father's demeanor!" Zhang Zizai handed the test paper to him, and said with a smile: "On the afternoon of hoeing day, do you know what it means?"

The little one pondered for a moment, then shook his head blankly.

Brother Donkey said angrily: "You don't know this? It's easy to understand literally! This is clearly about the emotional story between a man named Ho He and a woman named Dangwu!"

After hearing this, the little guy nodded as if he didn't understand, and asked, "Then what's the next sentence?"

Brother Donkey scratched his head and was silent.

Seeing this, Zhang Zizai hurriedly stood up and said: "Of course, the next sentence between hoeing He and that afternoon....", pretending to ponder for a while, and then replied: "Of course, it is the southeast branch!"

The little guy looked puzzled: "What does it mean to hang the southeast branch?"

Brother Donkey: "This self-hanging southeast branch, it means that after hoeing He and Dangwu had a super friendship relationship, they were abandoned in chaos, so in the end, they hanged themselves on the southeast branch at the entrance of the village in a fit of anger at Dangwu!"

After that, he sighed with displeasure: "Giving such a young child such a question, it must have been done by the hanged ghost teacher in your school, right?

Zhang Zizai: "It's not to blame the teacher, the main thing is that your children are talented and intelligent, and those children's problems are no longer difficult for him, and it is estimated that the teacher is also forced to be helpless, so he wants to use this kind of deep-seated topic to refine him." ”

Brother Donkey was very relieved to hear that his son was praised.

After all, there is no one who doesn't like to hear others praise their son.

Brother Donkey looked happy, the little guy picked up the test paper again, and asked Zhang Zizi one after another.

And Zhang Zizai also worked hard to give full play to his strong literary skills and pointed them out one by one.

"Hanging on the southeast branch in the daytime—— tells the story of suicide at the foot of the mountain!"

"Night and night, I don't see you, Junlai has hung the southeast branch—— which means that she can't wait for Ruyi Langjun, and she is disheartened and ends the rest of her life. After she committed suicide, she found out that Lang Jun had come to him!"

"May people last a long time? and do not hang the southeast branch—— which means ......"

"I know, I know!" said Brother Donkey, who stood up and interjected excitedly.

"What this means is that you hanged ghost teachers are envious of your mother!"

"Envy my mother?"

"Yes, your mother has a long and long person like me by her side, so she won't kill herself by hanging on the southeast branch!

It seems that this hanged ghost teacher still can't forget the negative man who left him back then, and the words and sentences are full of memories and sacrifices for the relationship back then, and he is really a lover!

I'll go to your school tomorrow and comfort this wounded soul!"

At this moment, the roar of the donkey's wife came from the room: "Dead ghost, who do you want to comfort? Do you want to go to bed tonight?"

When Brother Donkey heard this, he hurriedly ran in to apologize to her.

Zhang Zizai sat in the hall and waited with the little guy for more than three hours, and then Brother Donkey walked out with his pants in his hands.

Zhang Zizi smashed his mouth, this guy is really a human for a long time!

"Brother Donkey, it's not too early, I should leave too...... I don't know that obsessed soul?"

"Oh, yes, yes, wait, I'm going to bring it to you!"

"Pull?"

"That's right, didn't Niu Dada tell you? The souls handled by our department are all animals!"

Zhang Zizai slapped his thigh violently, how could he forget this stubble.

It seems that he is still too stupid, and he agreed to his request after being fooled by the bull head casually, but he forgot that the souls he dealt with were all animals.

Although he has "upgraded" many times, he can only communicate with chickens, ducks, geese and other birds, but these don't need the word "lead", this donkey brother gave himself the soul, if he can't even communicate, how can he help him wish?

Zhang Zizi regretted it a little, for such a broken skill of stepping on the right foot with his left foot......

"By the way, I have one more question for you. ”

"What's the problem?"

"Can I return the skills that Niu Dada bought there?"

"Retreat, what do you want to retreat?"

"Did you know that Niu Da has a skill called stepping on the right foot with the left foot?"

"I know, I've learned it too, it's so good!"

"Okay, isn't it? You can't walk with your left foot on your right foot!"

Donkey: "Can't walk? How is it possible...... Ah, I see!"

"What?"

"We all have four legs, you only have two!"