The man on the other end of the phone refused to believe Zhang's crazy words.

Of course, if Zhang Zizi suddenly received such a call, he would choose not to believe it.

So at the critical moment, he was in a hurry and said lines that only the two of them knew.

"Classmate, did you drop this brick?"

This sentence really worked, and the other end of the phone fell silent for a while, and after a long time, he asked in a hoarse voice, "Who are you?"

"You don't care who I am, anyway, your girlfriend won't pee her hands when she goes to the toilet. ”

Zhang Zizai spoke many words that appeared in the horse face materials one after another, until the sound of a man sobbing came from the other side.

Finally, the man believed him.

"Can I really see them?"

……

On the evening of the second day, the weather was fine and the location was on the rooftop of Minda.

Zhang Zizai, Ma Mian, Ao Bing, the foreign Taoist priest led Xia Xue, and the female ghost Xiaohui led the dog brother Carla to appear on the rooftop.

Zhang Zizai took out the prepared beer, drinks, mineral water, melon seeds, peanuts, pistachios and distributed them to everyone, and the audience sat on the small bench together, waiting for this big drama of "people, ghosts and dogs are not over".

Ten minutes later, the male protagonist limped on the stage with a guitar on his back as promised, and everyone waited eagerly and applauded.

After all, the live-action version of the drama of people, ghosts and dogs is definitely 10,000 times more expected than the bad movies in the movie theater that only urge people to pee.

When the female ghost Xiaohui saw the male protagonist, she immediately opened her arms and rushed over, and the dog brother Kara also stretched out her long tongue and spread her hooves and flew towards the male protagonist.

Everyone kept their eyes open, for fear of missing this touching scene.

Who knows, the imaginary affectionate hug did not appear, only Xiaohui and Brother Dog faintly passed through the body of the male number one.

Zhang Zizai slapped his head and said in annoyance: "Ouch, my fault, my fault, I actually forgot that her boyfriend can't see them now." ”

Sure enough, the male number one ignored the female number one Xiaohui and Brother Dog, and walked straight towards the people who were sitting on the bench watching the play.

Dog brother Carla circled around the male number one, and Xiaohui shouted his name loudly with an anxious face, but all these behaviors were always in the sea, and there was no response.

The man walked up to Zhang Zizai and asked, "What about Xiaohui? What about Kara? Why didn't I see them?"

"Of course you can't see it, because you're human and they're ghosts, but she's standing behind you right now, stroking the guitar on your back. Kara is at your feet, rubbing her head against your pants!"

The male number one shook his head and said, "Impossible, I have already wiped the cow's tears before I came!"

The foreign Taoist priest laughed heartily on the side, and then said as if there was something to do: "Look, I have said a long time ago that feudal superstition kills people. It's a shame that you're still a people's teacher and actually believe in such false rumors. As a senior Taoist priest with rich experience in subduing demons and eliminating demons, I am going to give you a good lesson today, how to treat feudal superstition with correct scientific values. ”

Zhang Zizai hurriedly stopped the foreign Taoist priest and said helplessly: "Don't steal the show, we are here to see people, ghosts and dogs." I'm not here to see the Education Channel!"

Brother Xiao Ma couldn't help but interject: "What are you waiting for, hurry up and let Xiaohui and Kara appear!

Zhang Zizai hurriedly apologized: "Isn't this the first debut novel, of course I will be a little nervous, mistakes are inevitable, understand, understand." “

Ao Bing said impatiently: "Can you all be quiet, don't make loud noises when watching movies!

So, Zhang Zizai took out his mobile phone and chose the manifestation skill - since this skill was punished by the prefecture once, it was left in the corner by Zhang Zizai, but this time there is a superior in his pocket, which is a legal use of skills, so there is no need to worry at all.

A faint light in the mobile phone hit Xiaohui and Kara's bodies, and immediately, their figures gradually appeared in front of the male number one.

"This special effect is not bad, right?" Zhang Zizai turned around and made a V-shaped gesture to the rest of the audience, showing off happily.

And the audience completely ignored him at the moment, just staring ahead with wide eyes and not blinking.

Zhang Zizai turned his head suddenly, but found that the hero and heroine were only hugging each other at the moment and kissed affectionately.

So, he hurriedly snatched the popcorn from the foreign Taoist priest, sat on the small bench and began to watch the blockbuster with taste.

Five minutes later, Zhang Zizai had to stand up and shout cut.

The audience on the side erupted in a series of strong protests against him.

There's no way, if you don't stop shouting, it is estimated that the ghost will become an island country action movie. As a young man with a social conscience, Zhang Zizai still can't do the dirty thing of gathering people to watch restricted films on the rooftop.

The hero and heroine came back to their senses at this time, and awkwardly stroked Kara's head while watching several people giggle.

Ma Mian stood up, pretending to be nothing, and tugged at his tight leather trousers, as if trying to cover some object that had been raised high.

The foreign Taoist priest coughed dryly: "That...... Otherwise, you guys sit on the guardrail over there and talk slowly, and we'll avoid it. ”

The female number one instantly blushed to the root of her ears, while the male one smiled vigorously, holding the female one with one hand and Kara with the other, and limped to the guardrail by the rooftop.

The two snuggled sweetly together, and Kara squatted at their hungry feet, the moonlight reflected on them, and the picture was extremely warm.

The foreign Taoist priest ran to Zhang Zizai's side and complained loudly: "Do you say you can't spoil the fun? What a meaningful blockbuster was ruined by your cut!"

Zhang Zizai scratched his head and explained with a smile: "Aren't I afraid that children are not suitable?"

"Do you think you're a radio and television broadcaster? What kind of plane are you doing? You are strangling art! Strangling art, do you know? It is because of people like you that "The Legend of Mei Niang" was made into "Breasts - Cutting Plums"! Your practice of ignoring the feelings of the audience should be strongly condemned.....

The foreign Taoist was furious, pointed his finger at Zhang Zizi, and began a series of verbal attacks.

It wasn't until he took out his mobile phone from his arms and threatened that he took away his performance skills in BB, so that they couldn't even see the edited version, that the foreign Taoist priest closed his mouth and obediently sat on the bench to continue watching this abridged version of the love action movie.

At this time, the male number one had already taken out his guitar and gently hummed the songs they had heard and sang together with the female number one.

And Kara was well-behaved and comfortable lying in the arms of the female one, squinting her eyes and enjoying her touch.

"Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green

The evening breeze blows the willow flute

Sunset Mountain Outer Mountain

The ends of the earth

Half of the acquaintances are scattered

A pot of turbid wine is all over the place

Sunset Mountain Outer Mountain"

The singing was melodious and beautiful, and everyone was intoxicated, as if they had returned to their carefree student days.

Xia Xue looked at the foreign Taoist priest with a face, and said enviously: "It's so sweet and happy, will we be so sweet before." ”

Zhang Zizi couldn't help but pursed his lips, and complained disappreciatively: "Don't see that everything is good for you! You and the dog are sitting there, where is the flower and the moon are still desirable love films, it is clearly a creepy ghost movie!"

When Brother Xiao Ma heard this, the old man with a horse's face: "What's the matter, look down on our ghosts?"

Zhang Zizai hurriedly replied: "No, no, boss, I didn't mean that......"

Ma Mian looked at the foreign Taoist, then at Xia Xue, and said with a smile: "I think they are a good match, this Xia Xue is quite good-looking......"

The foreign Taoist priest finally heard that there was a tasteful, thoughtful and conscious fellow Taoist in this world, and he was excited: "Look, I will say that Xia Xue is ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was choked to death by Ma Mian's words: "Isn't this quite in line with Zhong Kui's aesthetics...... You don't know what the girlfriend he talked about in the underworld looked like, I have three subordinates who were scared by her and scattered!"

Foreign Taoist: "......"

Xia Xue: "Okay, you! You lied to me that I was your first love, but I didn't expect you to have another girlfriend!"

The foreign Taoist priest hurriedly replied: "That's all from the previous life, where do I remember...... Brother Xiaoma, even you know that I am the reincarnation of Zhong Kui?"

"Nonsense! After you were reincarnated as a handsome guy, the first thing to be warned in the underworld was that it was me and the bull head who were not allowed to follow the same example! I wondered, I am so handsome, I use it to learn from you......"

Foreign Taoist: "......"

Boiling Bing said impatiently on the side: "Can you have some quality, don't chat when watching movies!"

Brother Xiao Ma saw that someone actually scolded him, and he immediately felt unhappy, as a high-ranking official of the prefecture, everywhere he went, the stars held the moon, who was not nodding and respectful in front of him, today he was actually scolded several times by such a man in a security uniform, who looked stupid and stupid, it was simply unbearable for uncle and aunt.

"Who is this buddy? dare to talk to me like that, looking for a cut, right?"

Zhang Zizai didn't raise his head: "The third prince of the East China Sea, Ao Bing." ”

Ma Mian: "Watch the movie obediently, don't talk!"

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