Chapter Thirty-Seven: A Day Trip to the Spirit Beasts' Hotel
Spirit animals are naturally happy to accept this opportunity to experience human society up close.
Among them, the most enthusiastic should be the Xuan Ming Turtle.
It itself is very interested in the novelty of human society. Before, in H Z City, Yi Xiaofeng gave it a general introduction to the changes in human society, so it was also very curious about what all kinds of novel things in Yi Xiaofeng's mouth looked like.
And the owner of the Ping An Hotel felt that he was about to faint with happiness when he heard that Qin Yichen had designated his hotel to entertain these powerful spirit beasts.
Who would have thought that a few months ago, there was only a small hotel, and he was ready to eat and wait for death, but because of a very humble investment, he reached the point where he is today.
After receiving Qin Yichen's notice, the hotel owner was very attentive and personally led people to clean all the rooms above the 20th floor.
As soon as he finished cleaning, the spirit beasts came to his hotel.
When I saw the "weird" and "colorful" "little animals" lining up one by one at the hotel front desk to register their race, everyone from the hotel owner to the front desk felt a burst of funny.
When the room was finally divided, the super-god-level spirit beast lived in the presidential suite, and the rest of the spirit beasts also determined who lived in the better room and who lived in the worse according to the level and strength.
The eight-eyed demon spider lives with Bi Fang, the Xuan Ming Turtle, the Snow Ape, and the Yin Yang Tiger. The suite they live in has two floors and exactly five rooms.
"It's dirty, it's dirty, it's dirty, I've been under the West Lake for so many years, I don't think my turtle shell can be washed anymore!" But the two little eyes were staring straight at the snow ape.
has been an old friend for many years, how can the snow ape not understand the meaning of the Xuan Ming Turtle?
"Eh, what's that called? waiter? Yes, waiter, don't go yet!" the snow ape called out to the waiter who took them to the room and was about to leave after swiping the room card.
"Hello, is there anything else I can do to help you?" In fact, it's not good to be good, and you dare to be impatient to serve a super god-level spirit beast?
"Do you have brushes in your hotel? Bring me some, the hardest, the cleanest one I can brush! I want to brush the tortoise shell. ”
Snow Ape shouted at the waiter.
"Okay, please wait, I'll be here in a moment. ”
The waiter said yes and went to find the steel wool.
"Snow ape, old spider, come in, where is the water going to come from? Come in and help me study!"
In the toilet, the voice of the Xuan Ming Turtle came out.
After the snow ape and the eight-eyed demon spider walked in, they found that the Xuan Ming Turtle was still lying on the floor of the bathroom, looking blankly at all kinds of things in the bathroom.
"I think it should be this barrel-shaped thing, right? Old turtle, you can go in and try it. The snow ape looked at the toilet bowl and said to the Xuan Ming Turtle a little blankly.
"Are you stupid? This hotel is for humans? Do you think humans can get smaller when they take a shower and get out of here? This thing is called a toilet! It's a place for humans to excrete. You're so uneducated. ”
The eight-eyed demon spider glanced at the snow ape with disdain.
"Where to excrete?" muttered the Turtle, and then looked at the Snow Ape with a somewhat unkind look.
"Hey, hey, how did I know that human beings are so troublesome, and the excretion place needs to be so good, and there is a total of such a large place, how much can it hold?"
Snow Ape was a little embarrassed, but still said stiffly.
"Don't you see a hole down there?
Clearly, the Eight-Eyed Demon Spider once again despised it.
"Then you say, where is the bathing place?" the snow ape made the eight-eyed demon spider a little angry, so he quickly ripped the topic away from the toilet.
"I once went to human society to play in the human society when I had nothing to do, and I saw them taking a bath in this place. Humans seem to call this thing a bathtub. Press this switch above to get out of the water. There seem to be two kinds of hot water and cold water. ”
The eight-eyed demon spider said thoughtfully as he looked at the bathtub on the side.
And at this moment, the waiter brought a basin of steel wool.
"Eh, that waiter, you're just in time, teach us how to use this tank?"
So, the waiter gave the three old hats a science about the use of the bathtub. Then the waiter carried the smaller turtle into the bathtub, turned on the water for it, and told the snow ape how to use the shower gel.
After teaching them, the snow ape squatted next to the bathtub and picked up the steel wool ball to brush the shell of the turtle.
And after the eight-eyed demon spider walked out of the bathroom, he saw a scene that made it laugh:
I saw that Bi Fang, who had lived for tens of thousands of years and could be called the big brother of the spirit beast world, was making his body very small without dignity, so as to get into the gap between the TV and the wall, and push the switch of the TV.
I have to say that Bi Fang looks quite cute after becoming smaller.
After Bi Fang saw the eight-eyed demon spider come out, he didn't have the consciousness of the collapse of the big brother at all.
"You're out, just right, come and help me see if this thing called TV is turned on? I wanted to give this thing a try when I heard you introduce it before. ”
The Eight-Eyed Demon Spider looked at the TV that was being turned on and nodded at Bi Fang.
So Bi Fang flew out from under the TV with two small wings and landed on the sofa.
"It's still something that humans will enjoy, it's so soft, it's so comfortable, it's much better than the cave I live in. It's just that the lack of fire annoys me. ”
"Who's to say it isn't? Humans are much better at enjoying it than we are. I really want my people to enjoy it. ”
Bi Fang looked at it, "I specially asked when I came in just now, our room is about 5,000 Huaxia coins a night, are you sure that tens of thousands of people in your clan can come once?"
"Ahem, how much? 5,000 Huaxia coins a day? No, after I go back, I will urge the little cubs in the clan not to spit silk on the tree all day long, and leave some silk to sell! I believe that I will definitely make a lot of money." ”
"Also, if that Qin Vice Alliance Master hadn't lied to us, your silk should indeed be able to sell for a good price. ”
After speaking, Bi Fang looked curiously at the eight-eyed demon spider who had been standing since the beginning of the conversation, "Why don't you sit here?"
The eight-eyed demon spider just silently looked at its eight legs, as well as its sharp toes.
Then it seemed to think about it very carefully, and then in Bi Fang's somewhat surprised eyes, it slowly turned into a human form.
"When are you going to become a human again?" Bi Fang said to the eight-eyed demon spider sitting next to him with a satisfied pat on his ass.
"A small transformation technique that I deliberately learned when I first mixed into human society. Do you want to learn? I can teach you. ”
Then, the old man of our Spirit Beast Realm and the current supreme leader of the Spirit Beast Realm silently looked at his claws and wings and nodded silently......
More than two hours later, when the Xuan Ming Turtle crawled out of the bathroom with the snow ape with a comfortable face, his eyes were about to pop out:
On the sofa, two big men were watching cartoons on TV while munching melon seeds.
After repeatedly confirming that the two big men in front of him were Bi Fang and the eight-eyed demon spider, in less than ten minutes, there were four big men on the sofa.
"Hey, aren't you naïve? and watch cartoons? I'm going to watch humans play e-sports!"
"What kind of e-sports game to watch, what kind of stuff is that, honestly watching cartoons with us! Look at this wolf, why is it so stupid, he can't even catch a sheep, and he laughs at me. ”
......
Not only Bi Fang, but all the spirit beasts made jokes big or small after checking into the hotel. However, under the careful guidance of the hotel service staff, they gradually understood how to use the facilities in these hotels.
After learning about the hotel's facilities, many spirit animals played in the hotel like children who had received new toys.
The most popular among spirit animals are the soft sofas and beds. After all, the spirit beasts have always lived in the wilderness, either sleeping in caves, or sleeping in caves, and even more so finding a tree to lie on and lie on the bed.
Now that they have encountered such a comfortable bed, how could the spirit beasts not like it?
After the bed and the sofa, the TV set is the most popular among the spirit animals. Oh, no, it's not so much a TV as a cartoon in a TV set.
I don't know what the brain circuits of these spirit beasts are, anyway, those cartoons for children to watch one by one are called a relish.
But not all spirit beasts are suitable for lying on the bed or using it to turn on the TV, so after knowing that the eight-eyed demon spider has a small spell that can turn into a human body, all the spirit beast cartoons are no longer watched, and the bed is not lying down, so they have run to find the eight-eyed demon spider to learn.
The next day, when the waiter came to bring breakfast to these spirit beasts, they were surprised to find that the spirit beasts of various shapes had all turned into human forms this morning, which also made them breathe a sigh of relief.
After all, there is still some pressure in my heart when I face those strange-shaped creatures all day long. Now that they're all in human form, that's a lot better.
Qin Yichen, who learned this, in order to continue to use human technology to lure spirit beasts to fall, deliberately postponed the signing of the contract by one day, generously chartered an Internet café next to the hotel, and directly brought all the spirit beasts over to play games.
"Get on the road, you're too stupid, old turtle!"
"Grade 3 A! Grade 3 A! Fast! Who wants it?"
Conversations like these quickly resounded throughout the Internet café.
Originally, when the spirit beasts learned that they would sign the contract one day late, they were still a little unhappy in their hearts. But when they arrived at an Internet café and were instructed to use a computer, they started playing their first game......
Well, now all the spirit beasts who came to negotiate said: As long as you pay us for the network, even if the contract is delayed for hundreds of years, it will not be a problem!
Watching the spirit beasts playing the game enthusiastically, Qin Yichen knew that he wanted to promote the harmonious coexistence between the spirit beasts and humans, and he had completely succeeded......
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