Chapter 582: The most pretending in history ~ forced to appear
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"Huh, Meteor, good sign, make a wish. The glamorous banshees of the warbler and the Yanyan stared at the meteor that crossed the sky, and they cheered in surprise and inexplicably.
Four don't quit, no, maybe the girls are right. Now he is drunk, hugging left and right, and the little monk who has opened up the new world should be called the Five Quits.
He was like a golden cast, but he glanced at the meteor with drunken eyes: "Isn't it just a meteorite? ”
"Brother Wubu, you are too unromantic. Wow, this meteor is so beautiful. The bikini beauties let out a burst of exclamations.
Shentu Tianlu, who had drunk more wine, had already seen a rosy glow on his originally metallic skin, and even those tentacles were flushed.
He lay comfortably on his back in his chair, burped, and said to the dozens of girls, "Why don't you make a wish on a shooting star?"
"With Brother Tianlu, we don't have any wishes to come true. ”
"It's just that we can be with Brother Tianlu, our life is perfect. ”
"Watching meteors, how can it be interesting to watch Brother Tianlu. ”
Zhang Weidao, who was not far away, looked at Shentu Tianlu with resentment. All of a sudden, all his limelight was stolen from this guy. Isn't it just a metal tentacle monster? What's so big about it?
This evil mutant guy, in ancient times, was definitely the object of demon extermination.
"Zhang Lang, could it be that you also envy the Yanfu of Shentu Tianlu?" Bao Caier really adheres to the style of not disliking and not abandoning. The little bird snuggled up in Zhang Weidao's arms like a human, her eyes were rippling, and her voice was soft, "If you want, Cai'er doesn't mind having a few more sisters." ”
Cai'er, I'm already satisfied with you in my life. Zhang Weidao looked at Bao Caier affectionately, "You are my treasure, you are my sun." ”
"Zhang Lang, meeting you is the greatest luck in the life of a concubine. Bao Cai'er's pretty face was flushed, and she said shyly.
"Brother Tianlu, let's have another drink. ”
On the side of Shentu Tianlu, it was even more lively, smiling coquettishly, and the waves were turbulent.
"The new world is really wonderful. The little monk was so drunk that his eyes were hazy, his cheeks were crimson, he hugged the willows and was red, he was not happy and happy, he looked up to the sky and roared and said, "From today onwards, I will change the number of the four non-abstinences, and call the five non-abstinences." ”
"It's long overdue. ”
"Sisters, applaud. ”
"Five no-quits, my brother respects you one. ”
He was talking.
Zhang Weidao's face changed slightly, "Huh, the direction and location of that pop falling?"
"Yes, it seems to be coming in that direction. Bao Caier said casually, in her thousand years of life, she has seen countless meteors fall, and she is not surprised at all.
"Don't worry. At this moment, Shentu Tianlu was full of strong confidence, and waved his tentacle, "Our atmosphere is getting denser and denser, and meteorites will burn up in the violent friction with the atmosphere." Even if there's a little left, I'll make sure it won't hit our ship. I'm going to pop it with a stick!!"
As he spoke, he twisted more than a dozen tentacles together, forming an incomparably huge tentacle, a pillar of optimism, pointing at the sky domineeringly.
"Wow~ Brother Tianlu is so mighty, so domineering!"
"Woo woo~ Brother Tianlu, you are so bad and bad, you are ashamed to death. Woo, people don't understand anything. ”
The warblers and swallows naturally let out coquettish anger and cheers in shock.
Zhang Weidao, who was not far away, broke out in a cold sweat, did this guy's self-confidence burst too much?
If the meteorite is larger, even if there are still several tons of material left, you poke one with your tentacle and let me see? However, it is normal for Shentu Tianlu to do this.
It is said that men's self-confidence comes from women. And Shentu Tianlu suddenly had dozens of more women, and his self-confidence naturally exploded.
"Something is wrong~" Four no, no, it's the little monk who didn't quit with five nos, burping with wine, and looking at the meteor with drunken eyes, "The light of this meteor seems to be golden, well, it doesn't seem to look like a meteor." ”
As he spoke, the "meteor" had already arrived in the sky at a very fast speed.
Everyone slowly stood up, their eyes staring at the meteor in surprise and solemnity, one by one, their mouths wide open.
"This, this looks like a bud, huh?"
In the sky, a golden bud was faintly visible, burning with gold and red flames, dragging a long flame tail, and galloping straight towards the yacht.
"Turn the rudder, turn the rudder. ”
In the cockpit, the captain in charge of sailing exclaimed, "It's about to crash into us." ”
It was extremely fast, and in just two or three seconds, it was in the sky.
At this time, the superpowers with slightly stronger eyesight have already seen the true face of this "meteorite", yes, it is a giant flower bud.
Well, it seems to be the bud of a golden lotus.
Oh my God, it's incredible.
How could such a huge lotus bud appear in the sky? No, even if it appeared in the lotus pond, it was almost impossible.
"Wow~ It smashed down. ”
"Brother Tianlu, help!"
"Buddha bless. ”
It was several meters in diameter, and with a long flaming tail, it had already rushed straight into the sky above the cruise ship. Smashed down so majestically, the cruise ship must have been smashed to pieces, and it is still unknown how many people on board will survive.
The huge pressure enveloped everyone in an instant.
It was as if in the blink of an eye, a great catastrophe was about to befall everyone.
Many of the girls who were showing off their flowers and branches were looking at Shentu Tianlu. Didn't he just say that he wouldn't hit everyone's heads? Even if he did, he would be able to pop with a stick.
But today's Shentu Tianlu is also in a state of confusion. Isn't it? How can such a huge bud be poked? Under such a terrifying material acceleration, his tentacles exploded in an instant.
At this moment, Bao Cai'er stomped under her feet and rose into the air, her skirt fluttering in the air in the wind, scorching in the wind, like a goddess standing in the sky.
S-class powerhouse.
Her majestic momentum and cold expression are as good as an immortal.
"Boom!"
As she waved her arms, the water around the hull exploded, and columns of water intertwined in the air, impacting and converging. In an instant, a column of water with a diameter of two or three meters was formed, like a giant dragon.
The sound of the thick column of water tearing through the air was like a dragon's groan, and the surrounding space trembled faintly.
It's too late, it's too soon.
All the events seem to have been completed in just a few moments.
"Boom!"
There was a deafening explosion.
The water column shattered, turning into a sea of sea droplets, and the mist rose down, enveloping the sea for several miles, and a torrential rain fell.
And the golden bud-like celestial body was also sharply reduced in speed under the huge impact of the water column, deviating from its original falling trajectory.
"Bang!"
With a loud bang, the golden buds blasted into the side of the luxury cruise ship for dozens of meters.
Even if its speed was reduced a lot, its overall speed was still very lethal, and when it smashed into the water, the violent shock wave actually stirred up a huge wave more than ten meters high.
Crash!
Huge waves swept over the luxury cruise ship, and the huge impact lifted it high and then crashed down. Violent tossing and convulsions, barbecue grills, swimming pools, and other miscellaneous things flew all over the sky.
"Boom!"
With a loud bang, the luxury cruise ship slammed into the water.
Fortunately, on this cruise ship, there are few idle people, and those warblers and swallows who are showing off their branches, although they are all stunned, but few are really injured.
What's more, Shentu Tianlu turned off his hair at the end, although he couldn't use his tentacles to pierce that bud, but those dozens of tentacles could help those girls fix it.
The hull of the ship shook violently, and it took several seconds before it fell silent.
All of them were in strange poses, but they were all vigilantly staring at the falling thing. Relying on the impact force, it caused a huge shock wave on the sea surface, and even floated out of the water and floated on the sea surface.
It was a golden flower bone, like a lotus bud, it exuded a golden light, sinking and floating, floating on the surface of the sea.
"What is this?" said the warblers, chirping, "aliens?"
"Maybe it's a Lotus Star?"
"What the hell is the Lotus Star Man?"
"Could it be Nezha?"
"It could be a treasure from the sky, maybe it was a Chaos Golden Lotus. ”
"Then aren't we going to make it? I heard that the Chaos Golden Lotus is a treasure before the evolution of heaven and earth, and you can soar by eating a golden lotus seed. ”
"You've read too many online novels......"
As a generation of demon kings, Bao Cai'er was really a little overwhelmed, and said coquettishly: "Shut up." ”
Everyone's eyes were on Bao Cai'er, and they all looked at Bao Cai'er with admiration, after all, she was the boss, and the boss must know what this was.
"Ahem, don't you know if you open it and see it?" Bao Cai'er was stared at for a while, and her hand pinched her strength, ready to cut it away.
Suddenly, at this moment.
The golden light suddenly burst into force, and the golden buds slowly bloomed like life, and each petal stretched out to the fullest.
Almost all of them, half a step backwards.
At this moment, a burst of Sanskrit sounds sounded.
The Sanskrit sound is empty and far away, listening to it in people's ears, as if it can wash away the troubles in people's hearts, anger, and make people's hearts calm down unconsciously.
At the same time, the golden light was shining, the Sanskrit sound was curling, and in the middle of the lotus flowers, a person with a Buddha light lingering and shining with golden light appeared in the shadows.
"Poof!"
I saw the five non-precepts sincerely bowing down in fear, kowtowing again and again and saying: "Grandpa Buddha spares his life, the little monk should not break the color precepts, and he should not call himself the five non-precepts." ”
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(To be continued.) )