Chapter 1 Zhang Yifei
Alas, Zhang Yifei sighed, since returning to Lijiang City, nothing has gone well, and he finally found a girlfriend, but he ran away with someone within a few days.
And he ran away with an old man in his fifties. This made Zhang Yifei entangled for a long time.
Could it be that the old guy is better than his own skills? But it shouldn't be, he is so old, he shouldn't be able to do some movements, after all, he is too old to compare with the physique of a young man.
In the end, Zhang Yifei came to a conclusion, it must be because of money.
Today's women would rather cry in a BMW than laugh in the back of a bicycle, and they can't find something beautiful. It seems that the beautiful woman has been labeled 'for the rich' on her forehead. Dry!
Zhang Yifei, although this name is good, it has a kind of soaring meaning, but now he has died.
Zhang Yifei is actually an orphan, an out-and-out orphan, and he doesn't even know who his biological parents are, let alone what his surname is. The name Zhang Yifei was chosen by himself.
Originally, his name was not Zhang Yifei, his name was Zhao Tianci.
It was the old director of the orphanage who gave him the name, according to the old director, he was given to the orphanage by God, and he had a jade pendant engraved with a Zhao character on it, so he was called Zhao Tianci.
But when Zhang Yifei grew up, he slowly understood some things, so he forced himself to change his name to Zhang Yifei.
According to Zhang Yifei's own words, that is, he wants to spread his wings and soar into the sky, soar to Kyushu, and make those who abandon him regret it in the future.
The old dean was very helpless about this, so he no longer asked Zhang Yifei's name.
I don't know if the times are developing too fast, or if my pace is too slow, Zhang Yifei has never met a woman who is not tempted by money.
And since Zhang Yifei returned to Lijiang City, he found that there were too few beauties.
Occasionally, there are a few flowers and branches that are still dressed up, and at first glance it is a woman who has been in the red dust for a long time.
The reality is too cruel, and it is all forced by money.
But isn't money just a piece of paper?
But because of this piece of paper, Zhang Yifei's girlfriend he just found ran away with others.
Fortunately, it's just a girlfriend, if this is a wife, how big a colored hat is on her head, so Zhang Yifei felt a little lucky.
Zhang Yifei walked alone on the street, holding hands when looking at others, while Zhang Yifei put his hands in his trouser pockets.
OTHERS ARE HAPPY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, BUT ZHANG YIFEI IS HAPPY WITH A PILLOW, THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE.
At this moment, the night breeze was slightly cool, and the weather in late October had gradually become colder, and the cold wind blew, making Zhang Yifei also feel a trace of chill.
He took out a seven-piece Hongta Mountain from his arms, held the cigarette holder upright, paused a few times on the nail cover of his thumb, and then put it on his mouth, with a crisp sound, and the lighter emitted a faint blue fire.
While smoking a cigarette, he sang: "When my brother has money, smoke and smoke China, drive a BMW, go to tea at noon, go to a bar in the afternoon, and my girlfriend will use three ...... a day"
According to Zhang Yifei, the three women have their own things to do, just like the concubines of the ancient emperors, some accompany them to drink tea, some to drink with them, and some to sleep with naked pigu, referred to as "san accompaniment"!
The pedestrians on the road looked at Zhang Yifei with strange eyes, thinking in their hearts that this guy would not come out of a mental hospital.
"Alas, the great mercy of Guanyin Bodhisattva, when will you be merciful and give me a wife, my requirements are not high, I don't require her to be able to compare with Xi Shi and Wang Zhaojun, as long as she can have a fight with Diao Chan!"
I don't know how Guanyin Bodhisattva will feel when he hears Zhang Yifei's words at this moment, will he drop a thunderbolt and chop him to death.
Such a person is so shameless, looking for a wife has to be compared with other people's Diao Chan.
Besides, can you find such a wife now?
"Hey!" Zhang Yifei sighed, when will there be a female Bole who will fall in love with his male thousand-mile horse?
Since Zhang Yifei returned to Lijiang City, the place where he was raised, he really hasn't encountered anything that makes him happy.
Just a few days ago, Zhang Yifei went back to the orphanage to see his younger brothers and sisters, and wanted to open meat for them, so he slaughtered the dog running around in the orphanage and boiled a pot of five fresh dog broth for the younger brothers and sisters in the orphanage.
When everyone was eating with relish, the old dean walked in with a wooden stick from outside, pointed at Zhang Yifei angrily and asked, "Was my dog eaten by your kid again?"
When Zhang Yifei heard this, he wilted on the spot.
Originally, he thought that this was whose dog came to the orphanage, so he slaughtered the dog without stopping and opened meat for his younger brothers and sisters, but now he knows that the dog was raised by the old dean.
Could it be that the director of the orphanage is just like those rich people, and it is not possible to walk the dog after eating? Zhang Yifei was very puzzled.
"Actually...... Actually. Zhang Yifei stammered for a long time and couldn't say a word.
"Actually, it's bullshit. The old dean was about to beat Zhang Yifei with a wooden stick.
If Zhang Yifei hadn't reacted quickly, he would definitely have been shot.
"When I was a child, you and Song Liyan secretly ate my chickens and caught my rabbits, and the whole orphanage was made by the two of you, and now I just came back, and the dog I raised was slaughtered by you, you little king and eight lambs...... "The old dean is getting angrier and angrier the more he talks.
Song Liyan is also an orphan, and Zhang Yifei has a very good relationship, since childhood, the two of them have either stolen chickens and dogs in the orphanage, or played pranks, and the whole orphanage has been jumping because of the two of them. I finally sent it away, but who knew that it would be back now.
Song Liyan saw Zhang Yifei and changed his name, so he also changed it.
And the names of the two people also have a set of sayings, Zhang Yifei's name is that he wants to spread his wings and soar into the sky, soaring in Kyushu, while Song Liyan is more simple and straightforward;
Zhang Yifei is not stupid, he dodged vigorously, and said while dodging: "Old dean, I have done it to catch your rabbit, but I have never done it to eat your chicken." ”
"Shit, who ate my chicken. ”
"I can't eat your chicken, and besides, isn't your chicken still on you?" Zhang Yifei pointed to the crotch of the old dean and said with a wicked smile.
The old dean was only gritted his teeth and stomped his feet by Zhang Yifei angrily, and his mouth was very sharp since he was a child.
Zhang Yifei saw that the old dean was really angry, so he ran out, and said as he ran: "Old dean, don't worry, I will definitely find you a companion and let your chicken be eaten!"
"Get out of here!" the wooden stick in the old dean's hand was thrown out.
Could it be that I was a bad person in my last life, and this life has sent such a person to punish myself? The old dean thought secretly.
Anyway, in the memory of the old dean, the good deeds done by Zhang Yifei and Song Liyan can be counted on ten fingers.
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Because of this, Zhang Yifei has not dared to go to the orphanage for several days, and his temper is getting bigger and bigger.
Zhang Yifei for the sake of his physical and mental health, for the sake of those beauties who are still waiting for him to come, he will not go to the orphanage if he can.
In case he dies young, how many beauties will be sad and broken, and it is even very likely that those characters like Zhu Bajie will be cheaper.
For the sake of beauty, you have to live strongly.
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(PS: If the name of Luoluo Mei appears later, you can directly filter it to Zhang Yifei, and the name of the protagonist should be modified at the request of the editor.) )