Shen Gui came to his seat and sat down, thinking that everyone was working hard to write, and it should be an impromptu exam.

When I picked up the scroll and looked at it, I was dumbfounded.

Basically, it's all about looking at pictures and talking, and it's all multiple-choice questions.

I am embarrassed to come up with such an easy question for elementary school students.

For example, in the first question, there is a tree in the picture, there are several animals under the tree, and there is a sun on the top of the tree, ask, what do you see at first sight?

Ten lines at a glance, in less than five minutes, Shen Gui was the first to hand in the paper.

I thought, are the teachers all idle?

The psychological test results of the whole class showed that Shen Gui and Xu Shaowen had serious psychological problems.

Xu Shaowen's psychological problem is a serious anxiety disorder, and Deng Xinran feels confident that he can be counseled.

But Shen Gui's test results were that his mental age was over fifty years old and he was extremely lustful.

Such a problem happened to a student, and Deng Xinran only felt that he was shallow in his studies and had no way to deal with it.

Deng Xinran took the test results of two problematic teenagers and put them in front of all the teachers, trying to discuss with the teachers how to treat Shen Gui.

Everyone laughed and waved their hands, as if it was Deng Xinran who had psychological problems.

There should be no sunnier boy than Shen Gui in the whole school, she even said that his psychological age is more than fifty years old, and there is no funnier joke than this.

Jiao Yan shook her head, she agreed that Shen Gui was more psychologically mature than ordinary students, and being lustful was simply nonsense.

They have been alone many times, how many times, he has had the opportunity to have more with him, but he is polite, and she has only seen this one of the boys who can do this level.

Lustful, and normal love of beauty, of course, can't be equated.

After the other teachers were finished, Jiao Yan said with a straight face: "You'd better erase your conclusions, even if you are the principal, you can't slander my students, otherwise you will be the public enemy of all teachers." ”

Deng Xinran's face was red for a while, and white for a while.

Thinking about my first day of work, if I was casually frightened by someone else's words, how would I gain a foothold in school in the future?

So he stood up, not to be outdone, and said: "Psychology is a science, do you understand? I have come to the conclusion based on scientific tests, and you have no right to interfere with my work. ”

Jiao Yan picked up Shen Gui's test paper and held it up in front of Deng Xinran's eyes.

Tear vertically, then horizontally, until it is torn to pieces.

"If I hear you say Shen Gui's half a sentence again, I will resign, do nothing in the future, and wait for you at the school gate. ”

Deng Xinran was completely overwhelmed by Jiao Yan's momentum, didn't dare to face it anymore, lowered his head and asked, "Why do you defend him so much?"

"Because I covet his beauty, you can't use fishing to seduce him, otherwise, I will fight with you. ”

Throwing down these words, Jiao Yan walked out of the multi-person office angrily, and deliberately brought the door hard.

The sound of "bang" made Deng Xinran shudder.

Such an unqualified teacher is simply a shrew, Deng Xinran can only slander, as if he stabbed a hornet's nest on the first day of work.

I'm sure I'll prove myself right.

I seduced him.

If he is not a good person, don't cry and shout thank me when the time comes.

Shen Gui didn't know what happened to the teachers, as soon as all the male teachers entered the classroom, they all looked at him and smiled, only Jiao Yan seemed to have swallowed a grenade, looking like he was looking for the object of the outbreak.

Shen Gui hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to be reading a book seriously.

After all, he couldn't avoid the disaster, and Jiao Yan came straight to him.

"Shen Gui, follow me to the office. ”

She completely ignored the five male teachers present, all of them were one-to-many psychological communication, and the eccentricity should not be so obvious.

"Say, what did you do with Yun Lily yesterday. ”

As soon as she closed the door, Jiao Yan was like a balloon with her hands on her chest, with a condescending attitude.

Shen Gui sat down on Jiao Yan's chair and said, "I just went to the river to have a cup of tea, you were also there at the time, and the principal had spoken, can I not go?"

Jiao Yan put her hand down and propped it on the edge of the table, still with an interrogative attitude.

"Why does she keep pestering you when she's fine?

Shen Gui thought to himself, no matter how good she looked, she was more than a thousand years old.

It is likely that the gold and jade are ruined on the outside.

If you eat old grass, you must also have a degree, if you want to eat, I will eat you too.

"Didn't I know how to do little qigong? She mainly wanted to teach me some things about Chinese medicine. ”

"Then she'll be back to school in the afternoon, where did you go?"

Shen Gui was a little glad that he hadn't had time to attack Jiao Yan yet, he had such a strong desire to control, he didn't want to lose the vast primeval forest because he got an old tree.

He had to reply: "I just went to the river for a meal with my former classmates from No. 1 Middle School, and later met the police to catch the bad guys and did a small favor." ”

"Is the classmate eating, male or female?"

Shen Gui didn't want to answer this question head-on, but pretended to be angry, and said, "You don't ask me if I'm hurt, but care about the people who eat with me, whether it's a man or a woman, is this what a good teacher should do?"

Jiao Yan really had a worried look on her face, and her face eased a lot.

"Are you hurt?"

"No, but it was really dangerous, and the bullet flew past my neck. ”

Jiao Yan was startled and exclaimed, "What?"

"Are you crazy, if there is such a dangerous thing as a shootout, you won't dodge, catching the police is a bad person's business, no, catching a bad person is the police's business, you are a student, you can take care of yourself is to contribute to society. ”

Shen Gui looked frightened, but he silently praised himself in his heart, please call me the actor.

"I'll definitely stay away next time. ”

Jiao Yan then advised: "The new psychological counselor, if she talks to you, don't pay attention to her." ”

This time it was Shen Gui's turn to be surprised, "What?"

It's over, it's over.

No wonder the test paper done today is so inexplicable, eighty percent of it is a psychological test.

If you tick the box indiscriminately, will it be recognized as a neuropathy?

When he was doing the test at that time, he felt that the person who wrote the question was insulting his IQ.

So he didn't read many topics at all, and only thought about insulting them back.

"My most beautiful teacher, you have to believe me, I was all scribbled, I thought the school was deliberately making a spoof game to relax everyone. ”

Jiao Yan touched Shen Gui's head, completely ignoring the rules of defense between men and women.

Men don't touch their heads, women don't touch their waists.

"It's supposed to be a spoof, and I think that psychological counseling is a mental illness, so I'm afraid that she will affect you. ”

"Don't worry, I want to have extra time, it's better to chat with you more, her appearance, that figure, compared with you, is the difference between Dong Shi and Xi Shi. ”

"It's sweet in your mouth. ”

Jiao Yan's mood has improved a lot.

Shen Gui already knew his position in Jiao Yan's heart, and he had already surpassed the relationship between teacher and student.

It's just two people, and neither of them will take the initiative to take that step.