The reason why Lin Feng was so familiar with the old man who was watching the cemetery was because he often came to the Lotus Cemetery to give his dead ghost father a grave. It can be seen that Lin Feng did not have any purpose in buying cigarettes and alcohol for this old man who was looking at the cemetery, but because he was familiar with this old man. This can be seen from the fact that the old man knew that Lin Feng was going to get drunk again, and came over to cover him with a thin quilt.

The old man who watched the cemetery covered Lin Feng with a thin quilt, returned to the hut at the entrance of the cemetery, opened the wine that Lin Feng gave him, and drank it with a plate of peanuts. Unconsciously, a bottle of wine slowly bottomed out, and the old man who watched the cemetery also lay on the table and got drunk......

After the old man sobered up, it was already three poles in the morning, and he actually slept on the table like this for a night!

At the same time, Lin Feng's voice roared from far and near: "Old man, you are so unrighteous that you didn't wake me up? I still have to go to work, it's terrible!"

As soon as the words fell, Lin Feng had already appeared at the door of the hut, suddenly threw the old man's thin quilt into the house, turned around and ran towards the outside of the cemetery.

"Hey, stinky boy," the old man in the cemetery shouted unhappily into Lin Feng's background: "If you get drunk, don't you want me to get drunk? I was drunk last night! Besides, you stinky boy used to wake up in the middle of the night when he was drunk, and who did you blame for not waking up this time?"

Hearing the old man's words from afar, Lin Feng didn't reply, and continued to run forward, but he raised his arm, leaving the old man with a middle finger up.

"Little bastard, next time I come to see you, I won't smoke you, you dare to despise me!" The old man in the cemetery saw Lin Feng's gesture, and immediately became angry, and scolded loudly.

In these years, even the old man can't be underestimated, this old man in the cemetery can understand this gesture, which fully shows that the elderly are also advancing with the times!

Lin Feng ran all the way to the bus stop, got on the bus and rushed back to Zhixiang Middle School. It's just that when he arrived at Zhixiang Middle School, it was a little too late, and it was already close to ten o'clock in the morning.

Chi Cheung Middle School has a rule that the school gate will be locked after half past eight in the morning. As for the teacher being late, there is a slight relaxation, but it must not exceed nine o'clock. In the half hour from half past eight to nine o'clock, if the teacher is late, the security guard at the school gate will open the door, and after nine o'clock, the security guard will not open the door, and the door will be opened only if the director of discipline speaks.

"Dude, just open the door!" Lin Fengchong said to the security guard standing at the door of the security guard duty room, he had been grinding with this security guard for a long time, but this security guard refused to open the door.

The security guard looked embarrassed and said, "Teacher Lin, it's not that I don't open the door for you, you have to be considerate and considerate of me? Why don't you think of another way to get in?"

"The teacher also climbed the wall to enter the school?" Lin Feng asked in amazement, with an unbelievable look on his face, it could be seen from the eyes of this security guard, a teacher had done this before, otherwise, how could he hint at himself like this?

The security guard covered his mouth with his hand and coughed twice, swept around, and after making sure that there was no one, he quietly approached Lin Feng, lowered his voice, and said, "It's okay, climb, I can't see anything." ”

"Damn, what kind of bird thing, I've heard of students climbing walls to skip class, but I've never heard of teachers climbing walls to teach in schools. Lin Feng muttered, looked at the low wall, walked over quickly, jumped up to the wall with a slight jump, and then quickly jumped off the wall.

At this moment, a sharp whistle sounded from the office building, and the director of discipline stood in the corridor of the office building, pointing at Lin Feng while blowing the whistle, and then quickly ran down the stairs of the office building.

"Fuck, this girl shouldn't be waiting for Lao Tzu on purpose, right?" Lin Feng couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this scene, and then reacted and accelerated towards the direction of the teaching building.

What are you kidding, can there be a good thing if you are caught by Sun Bin? This girl is not on the right path with herself!

"Lin Feng, you stop for me!" As soon as the director of discipline ran down the office building, he saw Lin Feng running quickly in the direction of the teaching building, shouting loudly while chasing.

How could Lin Feng stop, pretending not to hear the words of the training director, Lin Feng ran faster, as if he had been startled by a rabbit, he rushed up the steps of the teaching building in three or two steps, and then quickly ran towards the direction of the second and eighth classes of high school.

At this time, class had just begun, and many teachers were walking towards the teaching building with handouts, and they saw Lin Feng and the director of discipline chasing and running, all of them looked dumbfounded.

Chen Duyuan is a very dedicated old teacher, although he has just started class, but he has already arrived at the door of the classroom of the second and eighth classes of high school at this time.

Lin Feng saw Chen Duyuan and said loudly: "Teacher Chen, I'll change classes with you." ”

Hearing Lin Feng's words, Chen Duyuan stood still, stopped pushing the door at the same time, and asked, "Teacher Lin wants to change classes with me?"

In ordinary schools, it is not only not a big deal for teachers to change classes with each other, but it happens from time to time. It's just that the requirements in Zhixiang Middle School are a little stricter, and this kind of thing happens relatively rarely.

"Yes, I have something to do today, and I want to change classes with Teacher Chen. Lin Feng had already walked to the door of the second and eighth class of high school at this time, and hurriedly said.

"Okay. Thinking that Lin Feng was the head teacher of the eighth class of high school, Chen Duyuan finally nodded and agreed, and left with the handouts.

Lin Feng hurriedly pushed the door and walked into the classroom, patted his chest, and said, "Fortunately, I wasn't caught up by this guy." ”

The students of the eighth class of the second year of high school all looked at Lin Feng with the expressions of looking at monsters. This is not to blame them, Lin Feng's appearance at this time is too windy, his hair is messy, and he is covered in mud, it looks like he has been ravaged by someone and then thrown into the wilderness.

Combined with what Lin Feng said just now, the students in the eighth class of the second year of high school all began to think crookedly.

"Teacher Lin, what's wrong with you?" Li Lei covered his mouth and laughed, and said: "You just taught girls self-defense techniques yesterday, could it be that you really encountered a female pervert who is ugly and has a better physique than you?"

After saying this, Li Lei added: "Hey, Mr. Lin, I deeply sympathize with your experience!"

Li Lei's pretentious posture immediately caused the whole class of the second and eighth classes of high school to laugh evilly.

"What nonsense, the teacher just went out yesterday for something. Lin Feng said with a glare, and walked towards the podium at the same time.

"Well, well, it seems that the place where the incident happened is in the wilderness, which is very in line with Mr. Lin's current tragic situation. Han Ruoyi nodded with a smile on her face and said.

The students in the eighth class of the second year of high school immediately burst into laughter again......

"Hey, the teacher really feels sorry for you!" Lin Feng sighed and said: "I don't want to study all day long, and my head is full of dirty thoughts! Not to mention that the teacher hasn't met a pervert, but he has met a pervert, isn't the teacher so easy to comply? Isn't it bragging to you, a woman who can use force on me hasn't been born yet!"

"Oh, it's useless?" Qin Yu looked suddenly enlightened, and then Lin Feng's words continued: "Then Teacher Lin was in the wilderness yesterday, and he met a beautiful pervert?

"Hahahaha...... class 28 of high school was boiling to the extreme, and the laughter almost collapsed the building.

Lin Feng's face was black, in the face of this group of students, no matter how you explain it, it's useless?

At this moment, there was a banging knock on the door, and the words of Sun Bin, the director of discipline, rang out in the corridor outside the classroom: "Lin Feng, what are you running?

"Director of Discipline, I'm in class, please don't disturb me, I'll talk about it after class. Lin Feng shouted at the locked classroom door.

The director of discipline outside the door was almost angry, Lin Feng actually used this trick against him again? Could it be that he had to go to the board of directors to complain again?

Lin Feng, you are too underestimated Director of Discipline! Today I have to ask you to open the door of the classroom and let me out!

Sun Bin, the director of discipline, took a deep breath, calmed his rapid breathing, and shouted: "When you see me, you will run, have you done something unseemly and dare not see me?"

"Director of Discipline, you don't have to be delusional, I won't open the door of the classroom. Lin Feng immediately understood what the director of discipline was thinking, and immediately said, "I won't go out." ”

"Lin Feng, you come out for me. The Director of Discipline yelled angrily.

"If you don't come out, you won't come out, what can you do with me?" Lin Feng replied triumphantly in the classroom.

The original intention of the discipline director's words was to provoke Lin Feng to open the door and walk out of the classroom, and then investigate the problem of him being untidy and late for work. However, he didn't know that at this time, the second and eighth class of high school was ridiculing Lin Feng for encountering a pervert last night.

At this time, hearing the conversation between the director of discipline and Lin Feng, the students of the eighth class of high school, who were originally impure, suddenly became even more dirty.

CLASS LEADER CHENG HAIFENG SHOUTED STRANGELY: "OH, MYGOD! IT'S REALLY COMPLETELY MESSY, WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THE DIRECTOR OF DISCIPLINE AND TEACHER LIN? ONE SUSPECTS THAT THE OTHER PARTY HAS DONE SOMETHING UNSIGHTLY BEHIND HIS BACK, AND THE OTHER PERSUADES THE OTHER PARTY NOT TO BE DELUSIONAL.

The conversation between the training director and Lin Feng was originally nothing, but at this time, Cheng Haifeng's distorted explanation suddenly changed its taste!

Originally, it was just hilarious, but at this moment, not only everyone was laughing, but some people were crying with laughter, and some people were laughing while pounding their desks......

Ye Rou bit her lower lip desperately, her fingers moved quickly on the tablet, a post is about to be freshly baked, and this post will soon detonate the campus network forum of Zhixiang Middle School!

"Teacher Lin, what did you do last night? Did you really do something unsightly behind the back of the director of discipline? Are you really sorry for the director of discipline? Don't you know that this is the deepest harm to the director of discipline?" Zheng Hao, the representative of the weak physical education class, made an exaggerated lyrical gesture and said three times in a row......

"Bang dang", finally someone couldn't help laughing, and someone came to turn on their backs!

Lin Feng's face was black, he wanted to cry without tears, and said speechlessly: "Human beings can't stop you anymore!"