Chapter 687: Lone Wolf! (To all 520 single friends)
During the lunch break, Xu Yang rubbed his shoulders and said with bared teeth:
"I didn't see that your head is not big, but your hand strength is not small, how can you drop, you have practiced!"
Hearing this, Song Yi on the side immediately gave him a blank look and responded:
"Of course, Sanda, the one who beats you stinky men, huh!"
Xu Yang: ...
As for your little arms and legs, you are too lazy to do it, otherwise it only takes a straight punch to make you lose your resistance, believe it or not.
And if it weren't for the sake of being able to have a safe lunch, do you think you would be able to catch up with me?
But Xu Yang didn't dare to say this to his face, at least not now, otherwise he would be counting on eating.
Today, the crew improved the food, every day is a box lunch, today is a meal packed back from the restaurant, and they can eat a few more things together.
"I heard that someone asked a girl to change her name to Optimus Prime today? interview you, what did you think at the time, haha!"
These words were obviously mocking him and Xu someone.
"What do you think? I feel okay, why don't you change your name to Optimus Prime!"
Hu Ge: "I don't have that idea, and your aesthetic is a little worse, no girl would give herself the name Optimus Prime, no, not even a man!"
"With your straight appearance, I'm embarrassed to introduce you to girls, after all, I can't push them into the fire pit, wahahaha~"
Xu Yang: ...
"Cut, anyone here can say this, but you can't, you know so many girls, please digest it internally first, okay, I don't have you here!"
Hu Ge: "It's different, at least no one has introduced me to me now, tell me how many people have introduced you!"
"Eldest sister, you take care of our family's old pimples, no big or small, flirt with my brother, you punish him for not eating today!" Hearing the anger, Xu Yang directly moved out of the family beast to try to save face.
In this regard, the eldest sister Mingjing, who was watching the excitement on the sidelines, responded helplessly: "For this matter, the eldest sister thinks that what he said is right, little brother, you really have to change it, otherwise how can any girl like you!"
Hearing this, Lao Hu immediately stood up on the side, and grimaced at him while twisting his body according to the rhythm he didn't know how, as if to say: "Slightly, how is it, are you angry? Eldest sister doesn't care about you, you don't have a backer!"
Xu Yang: ...
Not only that, but seeing his very helpless appearance, Lao Hu also sang softly, and he was familiar with it, it was "It's Good to Be Alone", and it felt like it was sung to him.
But as soon as he rolled his eyes, he immediately thought of an idea, and just as the other party sang the climax of the song, he made a decisive move.
Hugo: "When I hear a familiar name!"
Xu Yang: "She is married and has children, and she is living a happy life!"
A messy sentence almost didn't make Lao Hu angry, and this lyric is like words, it's too heart-wrenching!
After giving him a blank look, Lao Hu continued to sing:
"Passing by me when I'm lonely"
Xu Yang: "That couple in pairs, only you are a single dog." โ
Hu Ge: (โฏโตโกโฒ) โฏ(โปโโป
The matter is far from over here, and Xu Yang finally gave him a soundtrack.
"Dog, dog, single dog~"
"Dog, dog, single dog~"
The melody he used was exactly "Rise and Fall", and if you listened carefully at the beginning, it was this single dog, anyway, it was very immersive.
Xu Yang and Lao Hu glanced at each other, and there seemed to be lightning striking in mid-air, and the scene was very tense for a while.
On the contrary, the eldest sister and Song Yi on the side are watching it with taste, after all, this is also a famous scene, and outsiders can't see it if they want to see it.
"You are not sorry to say this, it makes you look like you are not a single dog!" Lao Hu replied by gritting his back molars.
He also didn't understand what kind of power could make Xu Yang laugh at him so unscrupulously, could this be the legendary 'self-doesn't stink?'
Xu Yang: "Hey, you can't say that, although we are all single, there are still differences, and we can't generalize." โ
"You're single, that's called a single dog, and I'm single too, but please call me a lone wolf!"
Mirror:...
Song Yi: ...
Hugo: ...
Fart lone wolf, can single dogs say it so fresh and refined now, and there is a hint of domineering?
"I'm a lone wolf, so you're the only single dog!"
In the mouth here, he is deeply aware of the true biography of the 'prince', whether it is reasoning or mutual scolding, he really has never been afraid of anyone, Lao Hu is not an opponent at all in the face of him, and he is annoyed and angry and he directly uses force, but since the last time I saw his combat effectiveness, the last resort is gone, so now there is no power to resist.
At this time, a big 'cow' word has been pasted on Xu Yang's head, giving people a feeling of 'Ming family tyrant', and no one can afford to provoke it.
In this regard, Song Yi and Mingjing laughed on the side, Lao Hu seemed to be on the verge of wanting to do something with him, but he was afraid that he would not be able to beat him, so he was still trying to restrain himself.
Seeing this situation, Spiegel on the side hurriedly said:
"Hahaha, okay, okay, oops, you two are going to laugh to death!"
"And you, little brother, you have a bit of a lot of crooked reasoning, a single dog can be forcibly explained as a lone wolf, you have already taken off the single when you use this mind to chase girls, and when the time comes, find a partner to laugh at him again, how reasonable he is, there is still a need to quibble!"
Hearing this, Lao Hu on the side slowly turned his head and replied with a smile:
"Eldest sister, your eccentric eye is too serious!"
"I want to get married now, maybe I can get out of the single sooner than Xu Yang!"
In this regard, Spiegel glanced at Lao Hu and replied:
"Want to get married?"
"Forget it, I don't have any faith in you now!"
"When you first filmed "Langya Bang", you yelled that you wanted to find a partner and wanted to get married, but as a result, you have been looking for yourself for a few years, do you have a little sign here?"
"I hope my little brother doesn't learn from you, or you two will go together!"
Hugo: ...
Xu Yang: ...
In the face of Spiegel's complaints, Lao Hu had nothing to say, but Xu Yang still wanted to struggle.
"Eldest sister, I'm not in a hurry!"
"Also, wolves and dogs are really not the same kind of animals, don't believe you ask Tiezhu!"
Iron Pillar: ???
At this time, Erha, who was playing games at home, was also confused, how long have you not spent it with me, and you don't have points in your heart, and you still have a face to call me, do you know that the membership has expired?
"Who is the Iron Pillar!" Song Yi asked curiously.
After all, this name is rarely called now, and he has never seen anyone named Iron Pillar.
"A dog, a dog who wants money to die, Erha!"
Song Yi: ...
Seeing that Xu Yangyou began to exert his unique temperament, Ming Spiegel felt that it was necessary to help him, after all, the old Ming family couldn't have no descendants!
"Okay, don't talk about it, I'll go back to the hotel in the evening to check for you, see if there is any love cram school for you, and also, go back and buy some books like "Love Guide" on the Internet, which will be good for you. โ
Xu Yang: "I don't have to watch "Straight Man in Love", many people say I'm straight!"
In this regard, a big tic-tac-toe symbol appeared on Spiegel's forehead, and I don't know why she couldn't help it.
"Mingtai, bring the feather duster in the house, I want to enforce the family law!"
"Okay!"
Facing Xu Yang in front of him, Lao Hu had long wanted to do it, but his combat effectiveness was serious, so he could only endure it.
This time, with the eldest sister of the divine beast in the family, he Xu Yang dared to fight back, and he turned the sky upside down.
So for this matter, Lao Hu is excited and excited.
As the saying goes, 'Excited hearts, trembling hands, I'll send you away today!'
Looking at Lao Hu's disappearing figure, Xu Yang hurriedly shouted:
"No, eldest sister, listen to my quibbles!"
"Huh?"
Xu Yang: "No... No, you listen to me. Explain!"
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