Chapter 184: Sunny Beach Palm Trees
Leon is gone.
This is the real purpose of his invitation to dinner.
Everyone asked him the reason, and he didn't say whether he was alive or dead, but only assured everyone that he was definitely not going to kill anyone.
"It's not killing, it's going to save people, saving Matilda?"
Leon looked embarrassed and didn't say a word.
This guy really doesn't treat his brothers as his own.
When he left, Ao Bing gave him a large sum of money, and Zhang Zizi didn't know what the specific amount was.
All he knew was that for the first time in history, he had seen a target pay a killer.
Life on the second floor of the small floor has returned to peace.
Han Meimei came a few times during the period, but she was not looking for Zhang Zizai, but for a foreign Taoist.
The two of them studied the two pieces of jade many times, and finally came to the conclusion that they couldn't understand it.
They didn't understand it, but Ao Bing did.
Of course, what he understood was not jade, but a stupid roe deer.
"It's going to see the sea. ”
Ao Bing said to everyone.
"How do you know?"
"Because it likes to watch SpongeBob SquarePants with me!"
"Can you explain some logic that people can understand?"
"I've watched a lot of cartoons and he doesn't be interested, but he has a soft spot for SpongeBob SquarePants, doesn't that prove that he's interested in the sea?"
It seems to make some sense.
Bai Maruko killed it with one sentence: "It's not that there is no sea in the Northeast." ”
"This ...... That's different, the sea in the northeast is rocky, big waves, knife wind, and the sea he wants to see is sunny, sandy, palm trees. ”
"Isn't it a sunny beach bikini?" Zhang Zizi interjected as he arranged the washed dishes and chopsticks in turn.
After Leon left, he naturally became a handyman in the store, washing dishes, serving vegetables, sweeping the floor and wiping the table almost by himself, which can make him tired enough in the past two days.
Although the store traffic has been much less than before.
This is not to blame them, although they always fish for three days, dry their nets for two days, dry for two days and rest for two days.
But the reason for this is that the food in the store is not so good now.
Bai Wanzi didn't know what gunpowder he had eaten recently, so he always caught Zhang Zizi and didn't say anything, and didn't cook for them.
And the four demons of pots and pans seem to have begun to have less and less spiritual power, and there are always all kinds of problems with the cooking they have been cooking recently, either less salt or more oil.
"Sooner or later, they will run out of spiritual power and become ordinary pots. The foreign Taoist priest looked at these employees who worked hard and did not receive wages, and sighed.
"Do you want to take it to see the sea?" Ao Bing said.
"Don't go. ”
"You don't want to complete your mission?"
"It's just a cartoon, how do you make me believe it? How do I know if what you're saying is true or not!"
"It's nice to see SpongeBob SquarePants, if it likes to watch a Journey to the West, don't you have to take it to heaven!" Bai Maruko spit watermelon seeds into Zhang Zizai's face and said.
Speaking of Heavenly Court, Zhang Zizai was full of questions.
Since there is an underworld, of course there is a heavenly court.
However, he had never seen any Heavenly Court immortal descend to earth for such a long time, and he had never heard Lao Yao mention this noble department of the Three Realms and Six Realms of the Ruler.
I don't know what the Heavenly Court looks like?
Ao Bing didn't know about this issue, although they belonged to the Earth Immortal clan, they were only active in the human world.
In the past, his father would go to the heavenly court every once in a while to have a meeting or something, but now there has been no gathering in the heavenly court for many years, and his father is only reporting the latest situation in the world in the video conference at most.
Zhang Zizai went to ask the foreign Taoist priest again, but he didn't know that his cultivation was not actually for the purpose of ascending to immortality, but just to avenge his master.
"Then the last time you met the people from the Fu Gong Gate, why didn't you go to take revenge?"
"I can't beat it!" replied the foreign Taoist priest neatly.
He said that his master, Wang Two-Quarters Immortal, was once expected to rank in the Immortal Class, which was the closest wave of monks to Heavenly Court in recent years.
Just the one from a few decades ago......
"Stop, stop, the story of deceiving children can only be believed by a fool like you. ”
"Are you going to the beach or not?"
Zhang Zizai: "Don't go! Don't go!"
"All board and lodging, 20,000 yuan per person!"
Zhang Zizai: "The sea, the sea, the place where I was born and raised!"
The foreign Taoist priest was speechless: "Look at your unproductive appearance...... Hey, where did my swim trunks go?"
......
Zhang Zizai finally knew why Ao Bing had to come to see the sea noisily.
He didn't want to make a wish for the stupid roe deer at all, he just wanted to date Sister Jiu'er!
All this, when they got off the plane in Nanhai City and saw Sister Jiu'er standing at the exit of the airport waving and waiting for everyone, they realized that they had been fooled.
It's a pity that it's too late, and everyone can only follow Ao Bing's thief ship.
"I'm ready to ship, when are we leaving?"
"Boats, what ships?"
He told me that there was an island with a strange light, let's go on an adventure!"
"Uh...... Isn't it a vow?"
Ao Bing said embarrassedly: "By the way, by the way." ”
......
A few people rested in the hotel by the sea first, Ao Bing and Yang Daoist were responsible for buying the equipment needed for everyone to land on the island, while Maruko and Sister Jiu'er went shopping happily.
Zhang Zizi was lying alone on the beach, bored playing with his mobile phone.
The foreign Taoist priest came back with a large bag and a small bag: "Yo, you don't even look at the bikini on this beach, how boring is it to hold a mobile phone?"
Zhang Zizi ignored him and continued to look at his phone and smirk.
What's so good about a bikini, Zhao Xiaoyu sent a bikini!
By the time they all came back, the sun had already set, and everything was ready, but they ignored one of the biggest problems - no one would sail.
Ao Bing: "Don't look at me, I still need a boat in the water?"
Zhang Zizai: "Don't look at me, the only boat I've ever ridden when I'm so big is the duck boat in our park." ”
Foreign Taoist: "I don't even know water!"
The plan is in vain, and I can only find another way.
Everyone changed into swimsuits and played on the beach.
The foreign Taoist priest held a swimming ring and couldn't get into the water, only squatting and fluttering blindly in a place less than half a meter deep.
Dressed in a two-cut bikini, she sat on a beach chair enjoying the coconut water and the warm sea breeze, her fair skin and slender legs were exposed, and the men who passed by her began to flow endlessly, and one of the fat men had already circled her five times.
When the stupid roe deer saw the sea, he didn't react at all, and what attracted him more than the sun and beach palm trees was the turtles, crabs, and small shells in the sand pit.
Ao Bing was happily playing games with Sister Jiu'er not far away.
The content of the game is extremely boring - he digs a big hole and asks Sister Jiu'er to bury him.
After playing for a while, the foreign priest suddenly felt bored, so he put away his swimming ring and walked back to the beach, where he sat there and muttered while drinking a drink, "Isn't this sea interesting?" ”
After the foreign Taoist priest came ashore, the hooligans who circled around them made another circle.
Obviously, this wave of hooligans is much more active than the hooligans who peeked at the white pills.
They scratched their heads one by one, and did not shy away from judging the blonde man with eight-pack abs, and some even stepped forward to talk directly.
The foreign Taoist priests did not refuse, and gave them a business card for no one else.
This guy, the solicitor is here.
Zhang Zizi really couldn't stand this bloody scene, so he secretly took two photos of foreign Taoist priests eating tofu surrounded by a group of girls, sent them to Xia Xue, and then patted his butt and walked towards Ao Bing and the others.
It's better to bury people for fun.
A few people were chatting on the beach, when four or five young men in their early twenties came to the beach, one of them was tall and big, and he looked like a dog, and the gold chain around his neck could be used to tie the dog.
Zhang Zizai stared at these sturdy young men, and said helplessly: "It seems that a place like the beach is really not something that we otaku can come to." ”
The few of them walked all the way to the front of the foreign Taoist priest and Bai Maruko, chattering as if they were talking about something.
Zhang Zizai poked Ao Bing, who was lying in the sand and enjoying the "burial": "There seems to be a situation over there." ”
When Ao Bing heard that there was a situation, he immediately stood up from the grave-like sand like a corpse, and his face was full of gossip: "Where?
Sister Jiu'er smiled and pointed over there: "Did you see that big gold chain?" Usually this kind of person is a passerby who is going to be slapped in the face, and his own attribute is to mock the male protagonist and be flattened. ”
Ao Bing volunteered: "Who are you going to smash?
Sister Jiu'er: "Don't be so violent, let's go over and have a look first." ”
Ao Bing: "Okay! Then let's take a look first!"
Zhang Zizai helped him clean the fine sand on his body and asked, "Didn't you say that fighting is bad? Why are you so active today?"
Ao Bing retorted: "I'm a hero to save the United States!"
"Who are you saving? They are harassing Maruko and not Sister Jiu'er, are you going to empathize and don't fall in love?"
Ao Bing shook his head like a rattle, turned his head to Sister Jiu'er and said, "No, no, no, you listen to my explanation......"
Sister Jiu'er smiled and hammered Zhang Zizi: "Bullying people, isn't it?"
A few people walked over, only to find that these people were really interested in white pills.
"What's wrong? Do you want to fight?" Ao Bing straightened his chest, and rarely took the initiative to find trouble.
"Don't get me wrong...... We just wanted to invite this ...... Uh, these two beautiful young ladies have something to drink and talk about life. The big gold chain saw that there was actually a beautiful woman next to Ao Bing who was not inferior to Bai Maruzi's appearance, and quickly changed his words.
"You're their boyfriends?"
Several people shook their heads.
"So be it...... Let's have a friendship contest, and if we win, invite a few beautiful women to have a drink with us. ”
Zhang Zizai: "What if you lose?"
"If you lose, you can take my helicopter for free!"
"With a driver?"
"Of course!"
Ao Bing said excitedly: "Okay!
"Don't you all ask what?"
"It's the same as anything else, it's all you who lose!"
Ao Bing is still confident in this, he is a dragon clan, he has grown up in the sea since he was a child, who else can win him in this competition on the sea?
"Alright, let's have a three-on-three beach volleyball!"
Ao Bing: "......"