Chapter 245: I Can't Be Sorry for My Wife and Little Lover
As he walked back, he was holding a large meat bun in each hand, which looked a little funny, after all, he was the first and perhaps the only person to receive a bun as a gift on stage!
As soon as he arrived backstage, Guo Ying came over and said:
"Brother, you can do it! this clothes, this props, this appearance, that is, I gave birth to a daughter, haha!"
Xu Yang...
"Get out, while playing, it has nothing to do with me if you give birth, I can't wait for my daughter to grow up, and it's even more impossible for me to marry Jin Lan with him for my son, and you want to stand on my cheap, you die of this heart!"
Hearing Xu Yang's words, Guo Ying directly retorted: "You want to wait for my daughter, I won't let me, I think too much about you." โ
"But then again, it's the first time I've known that you actually have this talent, it's amazing!" Guo Ying said to him with a thumbs up.
Xu Yang suddenly took a step forward, directly put his face close to the other party, and said gloomily: "Heh~, you know too much." โ
His action frightened Guo Ying directly backwards, if the long sword was in his hand, maybe he would receive a 'silver light falling blade', and then folded his hands and muttered silently
"When the Bodhisattva of Freedom is walking in the deep Prajnaparamita, he sees that the aggregates are all empty and alleviates all suffering. The relics are not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, and the same is true when you want to know it. โ
"Don't look at indecency, don't look at indecency, I can't be sorry for my wife, I can't be sorry for my little lover, Ami Tofu. โ
Xu Yang: "I'm tm...."
"Hey, forget it, you go, stay away from me, don't suffer from labor. โ
Grief-stricken, he grabbed two big meat buns and returned to the locker room, and at this time Meng and Shuangyu were also there, and couldn't help but laugh when they saw him come in.
Shuangyu is better, at least she is a woman, more reserved, but Zhong Meng doesn't have those worries, laughing, feeling that he is going to break his duodenum laughing.
"Hahahaha, brother, you're famous this time! don't forget to advertise me when the time comes, after all, I designed this hair for you!"
"The design that pulls the headband off is my favorite work of the year, it's amazing, haha!"
Xu Yang said helplessly: "Brother, slow down, if I laugh you out of appendicitis, I won't have the money to compensate you for your medical expenses."
"No, no, I have insurance, safe, rest assured, hahaha. โ
Looking at Zhong Meng's appearance, he has nothing to say, I hope Ping An will die with laughter and pay for this insurance!
At this time, Shuangyu on the side also said happily: "I said at the time that you won't let you draw a stroke between your eyebrows, otherwise the effect will definitely be better!"
Xu Yang...
"Boom! 360-degree praise without dead ends, but can you help me remove my makeup first, and the cucumber dishes will be cold for a while. โ
Shuangyu said with a smile: "What are you afraid of, your next performance is still early, what's the matter, I can't believe how your Brother Zhong's skills are dripping!"
"No, I'm not wearing this outfit to be uncomfortable!" he said, and put the two meat buns in his hand on the table beside him.
Shuangyu: "He~he, you don't eat those two buns, I heard that they are meat filling, so big should be quite expensive." โ
Hearing this, Xu Yang couldn't help but say, "Can't I eat them again in a while?" Besides, these two buns are too big, and I can't finish them, do you want to?"
As he spoke, he handed a bun to Shuangyu
Shuangyu...
If this is an ordinary bun, it's nothing, the key is that anyone can have this bun? Looking at his chest with only Bzb, Shuangyu said lightly:
"I don't need it, you can eat it yourself! after all, you need it more than I do. โ
"I'll remove your makeup after eating one!"
Xu Yang....
When did it take so hard to remove makeup, he directly picked up the bun handed to Shuangyu and opened the oil paper outside, not because of Shuangyu, but because he belonged to a person who couldn't keep his mouth idle.
If you don't have anything to eat, it's okay, so you don't want to, but once there is food next to him, then he can't help it, but he can't control his eager little hands, which is very annoying.
Fortunately, he is not a girl, and he doesn't pay so much attention to his figure, otherwise... Otherwise, you won't be fat, and it's so capricious to eat dry and not fat.
After a while, a big white bun appeared in his hand, I don't know what the sour pear is used to preserve, after so long, it is still a little warm, not bad!
The size of the bun is just right, both the color and the softness are just right, and the slight residual warmth makes his experience even better, which is definitely the best in the bun.
Looking at the buns in his hand, he was actually a little hungry, is this the charm of food?
Whatever it is, let's eat!
'Eighteen pleats of thin-skinned stuffing!'
"Suck!!" he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of spit as he looked at the bun.
"Ahh
Xu Yang: "It's a good time, there's a lot of meat, and the juice is so fragrant!"
"Click"
When he heard the voice, he turned his head and saw that Zhong Meng and Shuangyu were shooting at him on the mobile phone.
Xu Yang...
Why is it that every time I come out to eat a bun, I will be watched, it is so uncomfortable, it seems that there is no love in this world.
Zhong Meng: "I'm okay, are you done?"
"No, I'm recording a video!" Shuangyu replied confidently.
Zhong Meng: "Damn, why didn't I think of it!
"100 pieces. โ
Zhong Meng...
Xu Yang: (โฏโตโกโฒ)โฏ(โปโโป
My grandmother's is still here! Can you say this in front of me? Don't I want to lose face? And I don't know why, he actually saw the shadow of the iron pillar on Shuangyu's body.
"I'm afraid I'm crazy!" Xu Yang couldn't help but think in his heart.
Turning grief and anger into appetite, he quickly solved the 'C'zb-sized buns' in his hand, and he felt that the taste was great, but it was a little supportive.
Later, the two of them also came over to help him start removing his makeup.
Zhong Meng: "An, I teased you just now, after all, you are also a public figure now, how can your sister and I shoot randomly! Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to eat it, haha!"
Xu Yang...
MD, I'm so tired, I might as well shoot it, or you won't tell me!
Removing makeup is always easier than makeup, and after a while, all the makeup on his face, wigs, and clothes have been removed, and at this time he has changed into his second suit.
Seeing that Zhong Meng was seriously giving him a hairstyle, Shuangyu couldn't help asking:
"Xiao Xu, your clothes are very familiar!
Hearing this, Zhong Meng immediately took over and said: "At first glance, you are an otaku, and you are the kind who doesn't play games, otherwise how could you not know his equipment!"
Shuangyu ???
"I'm looking forward to Xiao Xu's song, but he doesn't say whether he lives or dies, but it shouldn't be bad!" Zhong Meng said with a smile.
Xu Yang didn't speak on the side, looking at the screen on the side, Tang Yexin had already finished performing, and now the Gege tutor on the stage had to say that people's strength was awesome, at least in terms of singing skills.
And the mentor must be on stage for a longer time than the students, first, they are famous, and the audience is willing to interact with them, second, they are experienced and will not be cold, and third, it is required by the program team.
Even the host Hua Shao is also on the side to find a topic for them to stay on stage for a while, and people have a lot of tricks, why let the audience pick up the song! Play a little game with the audience!
I have to make them, the newcomers, sigh
"Sure enough, the ginger is still old and spicy!"
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