Chapter Eighty-Nine: I've Learned to Bark Like a Dog
"Brother Kun, go up and kill him. The big fat face yelled from the side.
"You are the most fierce in every shouting, and you have never made a move, so today you go first. ”
The big fat face is called Hao Lang, and Shi Kun are elementary school classmates, and they have been mixed together since they were children, this kid is extremely cheap, he is the one who provokes every time, but it is always Shi Kun who fights in the end.
"Brother Kun, you also know, I'm a little fat, and it's better for you to come to fights. Hao Lang said with a grin.
"Useless stuff. ”
Shi Kun laughed, flipped his wrist and showed a bright butterfly knife, and danced a few times in a very chic manner.
"Time accelerates. ”
With a thought, a line of words appeared in his interface
"Please select the acceleration speed. ”
"Ten times. ”
Everything around him turned into slow motion, and Shi Kun had already reached his face as if Jiang Chen had moved, and when he looked at it again, the knife in his hand moved Jiang Chen's hand.
I'm not dreaming, what just happened?
"The children are from all over the family, come and uncle to hand you how to play with knives. ”
The knife in Jiang Chen's hand flew up and down, like a white butterfly shuttling among flowers, Shi Kun felt a cool feeling on his body, and when Fachen waited for him, he found that the Armani T-shirt on his body had been cut into pieces.
"You ......"
Before he finished speaking, Shi Kun felt a chill underneath, it turned out that Jiang Chen had cut his belt, and the bottom of his pants fell to the top of his feet, revealing shorts printed with the "Bikachu" graphic, which was very funny.
"A big man in such cartoon shorts......" the Blue Demon laughed.
"Brother Kun, hahahahaha. ”
Hao Lang also laughed even more, and then he knew that he had made a mistake, Shi Kun lifted his pants with one hand, and the other hand had already slapped his fat face.
"Brother Kun, listen to my explanation. ”
Shi Kun was angry and had no place to spill it, and he still had the psychology to listen to his understanding, so he went up and slapped the bow left and right a few times, which made Hao Lang's fat face bigger again.
"Are you done?" Jiang Chen asked with a grin.
Compared to Shi Kun, he was more disgusted with this Hao Lang, this guy was a troublemaker, if it wasn't for his provocation, he might have been playing on the merry-go-round in the playground by now.
At that time, the merry-go-round let him play or not was another problem.
"It's over. Shi Kun understood what Jiang Chen meant and stepped aside.
"You, learn how to bark. Jiang Chenfa Hao Lang said.
"Boss, how do you know that I learn how to bark a dog, and I learn the most?"
Hao Lang rubbed his swollen fat face and said unashamedly.
"It's really invincible in the world. Jiang Chen was also helpless by him.
"Boss, what do you want to listen to, a big dog barking, a small dog, a male dog or a female dog?" Hao Lang said with a smile.
Damn, Jiang Chen is not the first time he has encountered this kind of faceless and skinless person: "You just learn to bark a big dog." ”
"Howler. Hao Lang pursed his lips and snorted a few times, and then opened his mouth: "Wang, Wang, Wang." ”
"It's like, 'Princess' is exactly the same name. Shi Xiangfei sighed.
"You learn another puppy. The Blue Demon was also interested.
"The beauty has spoken, and it must be called"
Hao Lang learns puppies again, which is also vivid, if you close your eyes and listen, it is definitely a little "Teddy." ”
"Beauty, are you satisfied? or I'll teach you a little male dog." ”
Hao Lang is really not an ordinary wave.
"Alright, alright, so be it. The blue demon laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
"It's nothing, you can go. Jiang Chen waved his hand.
"This big brother, can you give me a name. Shi Kun asked timidly.
He was impressed by Jiang Chen's driving skills and knife skills.
"My name is Jiang Chen. ”
"My name is Shi Kun. ”
Immediately, Shi Kun called Hao Lang, Li Peng, and Ye Jing over, and introduced Jiang Chen one by one, even if they didn't know each other, they all admired Jiang Chen very much, and said a lot of compliments.
is also full of praise for the beauty of Shi Xiangfei and the Blue Demon.
Jiang Chen found that they were not bad children, but they were bored and liked to cause trouble, and they liked excitement.
Shi Xiangfei and the Blue Demon also felt the same way, several young people quickly became friends, and no one mentioned it anymore when it was unpleasant just now.
"Brother Jiang, where do you go to play, it's not that there is no place in the provincial city that I don't know. Hao Langtian said with a grimace.
"They're going to the playground. Jiang Chen was a little helpless.
"What's so interesting about that place, how about we go to the bar, watch the show and drink at the same time, stay a lot. Li Peng said.
Li Peng and Ye Jing are both rock music lovers, and their favorite places are, of course, bars.
"At this point, the bar is still performing, and the two beauties want to go to the playground, so let's go to the playground. Hao Lang said.
"I don't think it will work another day, I will arrange Brother Jiang and two beauties another day. ”
Only then did everyone notice that Shi Kun was holding his pants in his hand and laughed at the same time.
He looked like this, whether he went to a bar or a playground, he probably had to attract onlookers, so one of them left each other's contact information and drove away separately.
Jiang Chen took Shi Xiangfei and the Blue Demon to play in the playground, the two of them are not afraid of all games, from roller coasters to jumping machines, it can be seen that these two girls are not small.
Jiang Chen was naturally not interested in these, so he could only stay with him in a daze, and he noticed that a group of people were playing "big swing arms" not far in front of him.
As soon as his mind moved, a thrilling scene appeared in his eyes, and a little girl of five or six years old was thrown out.
By the time he looked up again, the "big swing arm" had already begun to swing, and a few seconds later a little girl of five or six years old in a white dress was thrown out.
"Time accelerates. ”
With a thought, a line of words appeared in his interface
"Please select the acceleration speed. ”
"A hundredfold. ”
The girl's air slowly fell, as if there was a big hand supporting her underneath.
Just when the girl was about to land, Jiang Chen had already firmly picked her up in his hand.
At the same time, screams rang out.
"Look, someone has fallen. ”
"The child was caught, whose child is this, adult?"
"People are so powerful, it's nothing to catch a child so high, this arm is made of steel. ”
With the sound of people's discussions, the "big swing arm" also stopped.
"Xiao Ai, Xiao Ai, my little love, are you okay. ”
A well-dressed middle-aged woman ran towards Jiang Chen, her tight long skirt outlining her plump figure, and the fast running brought about turbulent ups and downs.
Many of the onlookers were dumbfounded.
"Whose daughter-in-law is this? ”
"Who said it wasn't, this figure ......"
......
"Little love, little love, don't be afraid, mom is here, it's okay ....... The woman hugged the little girl from Jiang Chen's arms.
"Mom, I'm fine, this uncle saved me. The little girl was very calm, maybe she was too young to be afraid.
"Thank you, I'm so sorry, you see I'm in ......a hurry," the woman said incoherently.
"It's okay, it's better to bring fewer children to play after such a dangerous game. Jiang Chen can understand the woman's mood at this time.
"Thank you, sir, my money is not a tribute......"
The woman said that she took a dozen money from her bag, not to mention seven or eight thousand Xiang Jiang Chen's hands.
"This lady, you call this money, I didn't save your daughter for money. ”
Who is Jiang Chen's worth? Tens of billions of dollars, he will call for this money.
"Young man, you just take it, you see how shabby you are wearing, and it is good to take the money to buy two clothes. ”
"Yes, what era is it now, and you should get paid for doing good deeds. ”
"It's a fool not to take it, this kind of dress worn by this beauty will cost tens of thousands, this money is really nothing to others. ”
We kept talking, Jiang Chen really wanted to tell them that he was not short of money, even if he bought this game park, he had more than enough money, and wearing these clothes was just a work need.
But after thinking about it, even if he said it, who would believe it? He could only do it, but the money still couldn't be used, and he Jiang Chen really didn't lack money.
Seeing that Jiang Chen resolutely didn't want to, the woman had to take back the money: "Little brother, this is my phone, if there is anything in the provincial capital in the future, you can call me, maybe I can also do a little favor." ”
As she spoke, the woman handed over a business card, which said Bai Xue Beauty Salon in the provincial capital, beautician Bai Xue, and the address and phone number below.
Jiang Chen didn't think much about taking the business card and put it in his arms, Bai Xue politely said a few words and took the girl away.
"This kid is so stupid, he doesn't even want money. ”
"What do you know, he must have taken a fancy to this little daughter-in-law, hehehe, don't talk about him, who can't look at this little figure. ”
"What's the matter today, beauties appear in a bunch, look at two more little beauties, one black and one white Oreo?"
Jiang Chen noticed that it was Shi Xiangfei and the Blue Demon who came over, they had just splashed water after playing "Torrent Bravery", and their T-shirts were wet......
"What did you just say to that woman? Seeing that you look stupid, I thought you were an honest person, and you would have accosted ......" Shi Xiangfei kept talking.
"I just saved someone, don't talk nonsense. Jiang Chen hurriedly explained.
"This kid is not shallow, just left a little Peugeot little daughter-in-law, this will be two more big beauties, it is really a drought to death, a waterlogging death. ”
"Who said no, if you want to talk about looks, I'm no worse than him, look at my wife, hey. ”
The eyes of the men present who looked at Jiang Chen were full of jealousy, if it was not illegal to kill someone, Jiang Chen would have been dismembered by a knife a long time ago.
"It's really fake to save people, when we came here, we heard that someone caught a child who fell from the big swing arm, if you don't come, it's you. Shi Xiangfei exclaimed.
Jiang Chen could only nod in acknowledgement, then looked at the people around him and said, "Miss, let's play in another place, if we stay any longer, we have to let people treat us as monsters!"
Shi Xiangfei and the Blue Demon also saw that the situation around them was not right, and this feeling of being watched by people was not too good, and they were not interested in it immediately.