Chapter 13: You're a Dog?!

"Neurotic!" Cheng Yajie finished speaking and walked directly towards the door.

Li Yi watched her leave angrily, continued to stand in place, and counted: "1, 2, 3, 4......"

Cheng Yajie stopped again before going out of the gate, and after she paused for two seconds, she returned to Li Yi again.

"Fifteen seconds!" Li Yi said.

"What fifteen seconds?" Cheng Yajie said coldly.

Li Yi pretended to sigh: "I originally guessed that you would come back in twenty seconds, but it only took you fifteen seconds to return to me, it seems that my charm is still too great." ”

Cheng Yajie swore that if it was not illegal to kill people at this moment, she would definitely chop this bastard with meat sauce, and then match the old godmother, stir it up hard, and kill this scumbag!

But the reality did not allow her to do this, Cheng Yajie said in an almost pleading tone: "You can rent it to me." ”

To be honest, Li Yi didn't expect that the dignified female doctor would have coquettish eyes, if it weren't for the previous things, he would definitely rent it to her for free.

But now, no way!

Li Yi continued to say his request: "Either learn to bark as a dog, or call Brother Yi." ”

"If I learn to bark as a dog, and then call you brother, won't you also become a dog?" Cheng Yajie used her thinking as a doctoral student to persuade Li Yi to turn back.

Unexpectedly, Li Yi smiled directly: "It's okay, I'm willing, it's hard to buy a daughter, is it willing, do you want to call it?"

"You!!" Cheng Yajie secretly scolded the bastard dozens of times in her heart, and used all the filthy words she could use in her life.

Cheng Yajie stared at Li Yi viciously and said, "Brother Yi, rent it to me." ”

"Are you satisfied?" Cheng Yajie's eyes were about to burst into tears of anger.

Li Yi shook his head, "I'm not satisfied, you're 'Brother Yi rented it to me', you didn't add that word, and you didn't use that kind of begging sound, unqualified, start over." ”

"Li Yi, don't deceive people too much!" Cheng Yajie gritted her teeth.

"What's wrong, why can you still bite me?" Li Yi saw that the more angry she was, the happier she became.

Cheng Yajie wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and finally said, "Brother Yi, rent it to me~"

Seeing that he had almost finished playing, it was time to stop, so Li Yi handed the key to Cheng Yajie: "Okay, don't thank me, really, don't promise by yourself." ”

"Ahhh!!hhh

Li Yi yelled: "You really belong to a dog!!"

I saw Cheng Yajie grab his arm and bite it directly on her teeth!

The two old men who were watching the play not far away cheered: "Good bite!

Cheng Yajie bit for five seconds, and wanted to break his arm off.

In the end, she was disgusted and shook off Li Yi's arm.

Li Yi looked at the scars of the two rows of teeth, "You belong to a dog, are you?

Cheng Yajie vented all the anger just now, so now that her mood has calmed down, she returned to her normal state and said, "Then, Mr. Li, let's sign the contract." ”

“......”

Li Yi dragged a half-crippled arm back to the rental house, looked at the traces of tooth marks and bruises, and sighed deeply.

"If I knew earlier, let her pretend to be a pig, don't let her call her brother, let her call her father!!"

However, Li Yi's mood was quickly diverted.

Because he saw the book "How the Actor is Made" on the table, he remembered that he had completed the task on the third page.

So he immediately opened the book to see if the fourth page also appeared.

Sure enough, the font appeared on the fourth page.

Content: [Congratulations on successfully participating in a movie, fighting acting skills +5, line mastery +3......

Reward: Earn the qualification for Comedy Specialization, and if you want to unlock the next page, you must participate in the role of male number 3 or above in the play!

Acting conditions: You must laugh for half an hour every day for a month!

Acting introduction: When the actor is the role of a comedian, the comedy specialization will be activated, and the expression and action of the comedian will be fully interpreted!

Li Yi couldn't help but lie down, and worked hard for himself for more than half a month, and only added 5 points to this ruthless acting skills?

Only 3 points are added to the mastery of this line?

Li Yi suddenly disliked this book, other people's systems and plug-ins are all accumulated by thousands, hundreds, and Shen Haowen or something has to spend tens of thousands of dollars every day to complete the task.

It's good to be stingy with you, and you're going to die.

Just as he was about to close the book, he was surprised to see that the contents of the book had changed.

He saw that [Acting Acquisition Condition: You must laugh for half an hour every day!] became [Acting Acquisition Condition: You must laugh for an hour every day!]

Can you still understand me saying bad things about you?

Li Yi was scared, so he had to fold his hands, enshrine the book, and muttered: "Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, can you change it back to half an hour, I was wrong." ”

He flipped it open and looked at it, and after seeing that it was still an hour, he lay directly on the bed and doubted his life......

"Luo Mei, has your son made a fortune?" asked Cheng Yajie's third aunt, He Mei.

Su Luomei sighed, "What made a fortune?"

He Mei said tentatively: "Isn't it a fortune to have three suites, I heard my niece say that your son still doesn't look down on my girl." ”

Su Luomei was surprised, this kid ate the gall of a leopard?

"What three suites, where did he come from?" Su Luomei was also confused.

He Mei explained: "My niece said that the house rented to me belongs to your son!

After Cheng Yajie went back, she told He Mei about today's events.

Of course, she chose to ignore things such as pretending to be a dog barking and calling her brother.

Su Luomei was confused by He Mei, and she called Li Yi in front of He Mei.

"Hey, son, let me ask you, what's the matter with the three suites, and what of your houses did you rent to Aunt He Mei?"

Li Yi thought that if she honestly said that her house was rewarded by the company, then her mother would definitely mention this house in front of many matchmakers.

He already anticipated that there would be a lot of blind dates in the future!

So he simply said, "That house is not mine, it is ...... It's a friend of mine and I helped him rent it out. ”

There's nothing I can't do with my friend, and if there is, add another friend.

"So that's the case, I'll just say, with your virtue, you can still have a house. Su Luomei heard that her son was still as useless as before, and her heart was steady.

"I'll tell you! You want to get along with Yajie, do you know! Your Aunt He Mei has worked a lot to match you, do you know if you have nothing to do and invite people to dinner?"

Hearing these queen mother-style orders, Li Yi responded to all of them: "Okay, okay, I know." ”

Hanging up the phone, Li Yi continued to sleep.

Knowing this doesn't mean that he will do it, so the fool went to invite her to dinner.