Chapter 113: I Might Be a Fake Northeasterner
Because Xu Yang is not unfamiliar with this game, plus his teammates gave him the best to win the game with difficulty, although he hasn't touched it for several years, and his hand speed is almost disabled, but it won't be like eating chicken and can't find anyone.
It turns out that the game is really talented.,Diligent practice plays a limited role.,I still remember a college roommate of Xu Yang in my previous life.,Said to have been playing since the first season.,It's the fifth season.,The highest rank is only silver three.。
This is very illustrative, others have played gold for a month, and you have played for several years to reach the highest silver three, do you say that your heart will be unbalanced.
"It's better for us college students, you can go to the Internet at any time if you want to, and the most important thing is that you don't have to memorize Chinese."
"Dare to ask my brother about the profession"
"I don't have a talent in the next place, an English major"
"Disrespectful and disrespectful"
Xu Yang.....
Since Xu Yang said a piece of classical Chinese, the barrage in the group has become this style.
Looking at the barrage, Xu Yang said
"There is no need to memorize classical Chinese in college, but it is a classical Chinese for most students, and there is no need to memorize it, it is all in practice."
"The score is not high, just pass, no longer deep, cheating is not good. Si is a classroom, only I am idle. I read novels quickly, read magazines diligently, ponder playing games, and think about watching movies. You can write love letters and make friends. There is no chaos of books, and there is no labor of review. It's not a dance hall, it's like a game hall. Inner Cloud: Mixed Diploma"
"This should be the state of mind of some of you now."
Seeing that Xu Yang was another speech, the audience in the live broadcast room really couldn't help but praise him, as long as he said it too true, almost studying the hearts of some college students.
"666, just by virtue of your words, I will reward it, and the fish balls will be taken"
"Just fish balls dare to be presumptuous again, watch my shark fin attack"
There are also rocket effects in the live broadcast room from time to time, as if there are super rockets, and the barrage above has been shown.
Looking at the audience's rewards, Xu Yang said dryly: "Should I say thank you for the rocket sent by Lao Tie now?"
That's right, Xu Yang has never thanked other anchors for these rewards, mainly because he can't let go, or Xu Yang is not a person who eats bowls of rice.
"No, you should say by now, Lao Tie double-clicked 666"
"Nonsense, I should say that I don't get lost"
"I have to have a name in a three-click triple"
"No, I don't want to see Xu Yang pretend to be here, this game is too suitable for him to play"
"Otherwise, you'd better go and eat, I still like to see you killed"
Xu Yang.....
What kind of audience is this, how can there be such a fetish, is it easy for me to find a sense of accomplishment here?
There was no way Xu Yang reopened the chicken game again, and he saw the barrage saying:
"Let's open a double row, if it's you, it's definitely a box spirit possession, it's good to find someone to pit it"
Xu Yang thought about it, can't he match a master if he can't do it? Xu Yang, who is lying down to win, likes it the most.
Set to a double-row mode, Xu Yang started the game.
As soon as he entered the quality square, Xu Yang immediately pressed the T button and said:
"Can you hear me?
"Yes" came the voice of a cute girl on the other side
Suddenly, there were more barrages in the live broadcast room
"Damn, it's a girl, let me come"
"Luckily, a young lady came as soon as I was matched"
"Why am I matched with a bunch of big men with their feet, 555"
"Pick her up, go on"
"Hurry up, or you come, if you don't come, I'll come"
Xu Yang didn't care about the news in the barrage, and then said:
"Where to jump?"
"It's all right, listen to you"
Huh~~~ Xu Yang felt goosebumps on his body, and this voice was not normal no matter how he heard it, as if he was speaking with a suppressed voice.
"Little brother, your voice is so good, where are you from?" asked the girl opposite.
Xu Yang: "Uh... Northeast people, what's wrong"
"Are you Northeast people all tall and big, five big and three thick?"
Xu Yang....
This girl seems to have some misunderstanding about the Northeasterners, but Xu Yang still decided to tease her.
Xu Yang: "That's right, our Northeast children are almost 1.56 meters when they are born, and the nutritious ones are just born and let the national team go to play basketball."
"Hey, are you Northeast people probably drunk? Why can't you get drunk when the beer is white or red?"
Xu Yang: "Listen to their calves, we Northeast people drink alcohol directly (zhou) 95% of industrial alcohol." ”
"Hey, isn't it cold in your Northeast all year round, especially in winter, so you don't go out of the house around the kang?"
Xu Yang: "That's not just not going out of the house, we Northeast people don't drink water in winter, for fear that we will freeze halfway through the toilet." ”
"By the way, I also heard that you Northeast people like to wear gold chains?"
Xu Yang: "Isn't that our physique? It's okay to wear a chain of three or five pounds, exercise and exercise the cervical spine or something." ”
"Hey, you Northeast people usually like to fight, right?"
Xu Yang: "Then how can you say that you like it? Let me tell you this, the adult gift of our 18-year-old children in the Northeast is a mountain knife~~~ Kaiyin Di"
"Hey, you people in the Northeast are all black, right?"
Xu Yang: "I...%¥#¥%#¥%"
"Hey"
"How can there be a black society? You listen to me, it's 9102 years, and the black society has already gone home to farm."
......
"Hey, I heard that you Northeast men are naturally afraid of their wives?"
Xu Yang: "This is pure, the Northeast masters don't have the saying that they are naturally afraid of their wives, they all start to be afraid after being beaten a few times."
"Hey, you northeast..."
Xu Yang: "Gaha? Hey, hey, you're still endless, why are you 100,000?"
"Girl, let me go, I even thought that I was a fake Northeasterner after you asked these old questions. ”
[ps: The above text comes from Mr. Liu, which is a movie commentary in the Northeast that I like very much, and students who like it can scan the QR code below the text, or search for 'Mr. Liu said the movie' on WeChat or Weibo Thank you]
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With Xu Yang's words, the other side fell into a short silence, and then Xu Yang saw that the network of the other party's status display was disconnected.
Xu Yang......
What is this? I ran away?
Watching Xu Yang's operation, the people in the live broadcast room were already laughing and couldn't take care of themselves, and the barrage on the screen was all 666
"It's the first time I've seen an anchor talk about his teammates offline"
"As a Northeasterner, I feel too real, and someone has really asked me these questions."
"Hearing you say this, I feel that I am so happy."
Xu Yang: "It's over, it's a single row again"
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