"What do you mean?"

Lin Xi's hands on the rabbit stopped.

"I said you acted beautifully!" Li Mo didn't want to entangle with Lin Xi more, so he responded lightly and continued to read.

"Oh yes, I think so, too!"

Lin Xi continued to walk the rabbit with a shy face.

The corners of Li Mo's mouth twitched, thinking, "How unaware is she? is a good martial arts drama, but they made it into a romance drama. ”

As soon as Li Mo opened the book, Lin Xi suddenly handed the rabbit over, "Li Mo, do you like rabbits?"

"I don't like it!"

Lin Xi blinked, "I like it, that sister has given you a task." ”

Li Mo: ???

"I said I didn't like it. ”

Lin Xi smiled slyly, "Brother, don't you like rabbits?"

The corners of Li Mo's mouth twitched, put down the book and took the rabbit, "Say, what do you want me to do?"

Lin Xi touched the rabbit's head with a look of pity, "The rabbit is going to be eaten by us at noon, you tell a joke to make it happy before it is eaten!"

Li Mo: ???

"It's not funny at all. ”

Lin Xi said with an innocent face: "I'm not kidding, don't you think this rabbit is very pitiful?"

It was the first time Li Mo heard such a strange remark, and said with a dark face: "Then don't eat it." ”

"But grandma has to do it. Lin Xi innocently responded, "I have read the news about foreign countries before, and when they milk cows, I heard that they will play music, so that the milk will taste better." So I thought if we told a joke to the rabbit, would its meat be better?"

Li Mo: ???

Li Mo stared at Lin Xi tightly when he heard this, he wanted to see if this Lin Xi would be a transformed pig demon.

"Lin Xi, I don't think you need to make jokes for the rabbit, just let the rabbit look at you!"

"Call sister!" Lin Xi stretched out his hand and gently knocked on Li Mo's head, and then immediately changed to a shy look, "Why do rabbits look at me? Is it because I am good-looking? But rabbits should have different aesthetics from us humans, so it probably doesn't have much effect on me." So Li Mo, you better give it a joke. ”

The corners of Li Mo's mouth twitched, he had seen a thick-skinned one, but he had never seen such a thick-skinned one. He wanted to say that Lin Xi was a joke, and the rabbit could laugh until his legs cramped just by looking at her.

"In fact, the aesthetics of rabbits should be similar to that of us humans. ”

Lin Xi was shocked: "Why? Could it be that rabbits have souls like us humans?"

Li Mo: "Chang'e, you know, right?"

Lin Xi bowed, "I know, the Jade Emperor's junior!"

The corners of Li Mo's mouth twitched, "Where did you look at all this mess?"

"Hehe, everybody says that. ”

Li Mo felt that he couldn't continue to talk to Lin Xi, otherwise he would have to choke to death.

After thinking about it, Li Mo continued to guide and ask, "Then do you think Chang'e is good-looking?"

"It's good-looking, the junior is generally young and beautiful, not to mention the junior who is still the Jade Emperor. ”

Li Mo pointed to the sky, "Don't talk nonsense, there is a good wind in the sky to listen to." Are you saying that even if Shunfeng Ear doesn't listen to our conversation, you dare to say this, aren't you afraid that Hou Yi will give you an arrow?"

Lin Xi pouted, "Who are you scared of? Chang'e stole Hou Yi's immortal medicine and was happy in the sky, and Hou Yi would still care about her?"

Li Mo thought about it in his heart, and felt that what Lin Xi said seemed to have some truth. But it doesn't seem to make sense to think about it again. Because he didn't know what happened between Hou Yi and Chang'e.

The only thing that is certain is that Chang'e stole the elixir, and Hou Yi didn't seem to have prepared the elixir for Chang'e.

Wait, is the love-hate entanglement between Chang'e and Hou Yi off topic?

After knowing that he was led astray by Lin Xi again, the corners of Li Mo's mouth twitched, and he asked directly: "I asked you if Chang'e is beautiful." ”

Lin Xi blinked, "It's beautiful, but it shouldn't be as beautiful as me." ”

Li Mo: ······

"Okay, you're pretty. Chang'e is so beautiful, so she has a rabbit by her side all the time, what about the rabbit next to you?"

When Lin Xi heard this, he hurriedly spread his hands at Li Mo.

Her behavior made Li Mo confused, "What do you mean?"

"Give me the rabbit! Don't you see the rabbit think you're ugly and don't want to be around you?"

Li Mo: ······

Li Mo was helpless and handed the rabbit to Lin Xi. Then he stared at Lin Xi tightly and said, "Lin Xi, I now believe that you really only scored 250 points in the high school entrance examination." ”

"Call sister!" Lin Xi was about to knock Li Mo's head again, but he avoided him, so Lin Xi had no choice but to pout: "The fool only took the 250 test in the middle school entrance examination." ”

Li Mo shook his head and simply stopped talking to Lin Xi, he felt that if he really wanted to continue to talk to her, she might have assimilated him into a fool.

Li Mo continued to read, but after reading for a while, Lin Xi called out his name again.

"Li Mo?"

"What are you going to do, don't disturb me reading!"

Li Mo didn't look up to pay attention to her, and continued to read.

Lin Xi was grim-faced, and said aggrievedly: "Let me tell you, it's not that the rabbit wants to hear jokes, but I want to hear jokes." ”

"And then?"

Lin Xi naturally said, "You tell me a joke!"

The corners of Li Mo's mouth twitched, there is no one else who is familiar with this. Then he looked up at Lin Xi twice, "If you want to see a joke, go look in the mirror yourself." ”

"Oh, people want to hear jokes, not to see beautiful women!"

At this moment, Li Mo only felt that he was being hit by a thunderbolt of the Nine Ghost Gods.

But just a moment later, Lin Xi suddenly stood up with the rabbit in his arms, glared at Li Mo fiercely and asked, "Li Mo, what did you mean by what you said just now, why did I listen to it weird?"

"Your feelings are wrong. I'll tell you a joke!"

"Really?" Lin Xi sat back on the sofa excitedly when he heard this, blinking his eyes and waiting for Li Mo to speak.

"It is said that Chang'e stole Hou Yi's elixir and flew to the moon. Hou Yi looked at Chang'e's figure in the Moon Palace every night, and he was vicious, so he baked a baked cake as round as the moon every day, and painted Chang'e's appearance on the baked cake, and ate it with hatred.

Do you know why Hou Yi did this?"

"Because you're hungry?"

Li Mo: ·····

"Because Hou Yi wants to draw a circle and curse you!"

"Why did he curse me, and I didn't steal his elixir. ”

Li Mo said speechlessly: "It's just a joke, Hou Yi ate the baked cake to curse Chang'e, understand?"

Lin Xi was stunned for a long time, and then laughed heartlessly, "Haha, Hou Yi is so pitiful." ”

"One more, one more!"

Li Mo pondered for a moment and said, "Do you know why Chang'e is very fickle?"

Lin Xi frowned and pondered, but didn't come up with a reason, "Why? Because she is a woman, women are fickle?"

Li Mo: "Because her name is change."

"Hah, what do you mean?" Lin Xi's mind was dazed.

"You can just pronounce Chang'e's pinyin in English!"

Lin Xi frowned and thought for a while, "Haha, that's what it meant, I understand." ”

"Do you really understand?"

"Oops, I really get it, you talk about the next one!"

Li Mo was annoyed by Lin Xi, and helplessly told her jokes without a match.

It's just some cold jokes, but that fool can laugh from ear to ear.

Fortunately, when Li Mo couldn't hold on, someone opened the door from the outside and came in.

Li Mo looked at the door, and the whole person was surprised.

"How are you?"

The figure inside the door was also surprised, "Li Mo?"