Chapter 021: Breaking into the bathroom
When I arrived, the garbage dump was already piled up.
He couldn't help but smile bitterly and shook his head, these heavenly immortals can really make garbage. I haven't been here for two days, and I'm thrown like this.
Then he started carrying the garbage.
Last time, I saw Lao Jun's Nine Turns Soul Rejuvenation Pill in the garbage station, and this time he also seemed to pick up some good things, but after moving for a long time, they were all real waste products, which were useless.
Just as he was about to finish carrying the garbage and was about to leave, suddenly two little scholars with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes threw over with a basket of books.
Zhou Tianming couldn't help but be speechless for a while, he could have gotten off work, but these two little things caused trouble for himself again.
Thinking that he had to go all the way to transport garbage, he was too lazy to run anymore, so he directly carried the book and left the heavenly court with his mind and went to the human world.
This time, he teleported directly to his own home and threw the book in his room.
However, this basket of books is dozens of pounds, and he is tired from carrying it all the way, and he is sweating profusely.
As soon as I got home, I rushed straight to the bathroom, wanting to take a good shower.
"Ahh
"Ahh
As soon as he broke into the bathroom, two screams rang out in the bathroom.
One of them was sent by Zhou Tianming, and the other voice was also familiar to Zhou Tianming.
It's Xiaomei.
Because Xiaomei had just lived in his place for a day, and now he was not used to having a woman at home, so he rushed directly into the bathroom, and after entering, he found that his eyes were alluring snow-white.
A delicate body was lying in the bathtub at this time, soaking in the bath, and there were a lot of rose petals sprinkled in it, after seeing Zhou Tianming rushing in, Xiaomei in the bathtub immediately protected her chest with her hands and screamed loudly.
"Bastard, what are you doing!"
Xiaomei directly slapped Zhou Tianming in the air and directly pushed Zhou Tianming back a few steps.
It's just that Zhou Tianming's gaze still stays on her.
He had never seen such a beautiful and perfect body, it was like a perfectly carved work of art.
He really didn't expect that he would see such a beautiful side when he just returned home.
"Damn, you're still watching!"
Xiaomei is a person who came over hundreds of years ago, and people at that time were still very conservative, and when they were seen taking a bath, they were naturally angry.
She formed five fingers into claws again, one hand stretched out suddenly, and the whole arm was directly stretched a few meters away, grabbing towards Zhou Tianming's neckline.
"Ahh
It's just that her hand just touched Zhou Tianming's chest, but she screamed in pain.
I saw a golden light emanating from Zhou Tianming's chest, directly bounced her hand away.
"What are you hiding in your arms!" exclaimed Mei.
Zhou Tianming looked down at his chest, and then remembered that what was on his chest was the book "Soul Suppression Formula" that Bai Wuchang gave him.
Or "Soul Suppression Formula" is really a good thing, and a ghost like Xiaomei is really scared.
"Don't ask anything first, I'll ask you, as for being so cruel to me? Don't forget that I'm your boyfriend today, besides, I don't know if you're taking a bath in it, do people do it on purpose, you are a person, you really don't talk about any feelings!"
Zhou Tianming got up from the ground, rubbed his aching buttocks and said.
Xiaomei just now obviously had a murderous aura.
Fortunately, I went to the underworld today and got this soul suppression formula, otherwise I was afraid that I would be killed by this female ghost.
However, he was thrown like this for no reason, and he was naturally a little angry in his heart. Besides, now that he has "Soul Suppression Formula", he is naturally not afraid of Xiaomei, so he wants to tease her.
I saw that he deliberately made a squinting look, and said with a wicked smile: "How is it? Scared, are you? Tell you, I'm not afraid of you now, I have this thing, you have to be obedient in front of me in the future." Otherwise, as soon as I open this book, your soul will be suppressed. ”
"What's in your hand?"
Xiaomei looked at his hand, and suddenly saw a book in his hand, with the words "Soul Suppression Formula" written on it.
After reading this book of soul suppression tips, she was suddenly taken aback, of course she knew that this book had been used to suppress herself when Bai Wuchang caught herself, this was a treasure in the underworld to suppress ghosts, and she didn't expect it to fall into Zhou Tianming's hands.
"Now you can see what it is, be obedient and obedient. ”
Zhou Tianming smiled evilly and approached Xiaomei's side. A lewd expression was made on his face.
At this time, Xiaomei was trembling with fright.
She knew that Zhou Tianming had this book in her hand, and she had no way to fight him.
"What the hell are you trying to do? It's illegal for you to do this!" called Mei.
"Breaking the law? haha, you're just a lonely ghost now, do you think someone will give justice to a ghost in the world? And now you're a repeat offender in hell, and you're accused of escaping from hell without permission, it's not a joke, I'm just afraid that you'll be caught, and you'll have to go to the knife mountain and go down to the oil pot. ”
Zhou Tianming looked at Xiaomei badly.
Now that he has arrived at Xiaomei's side, looking at Xiaomei shivering in the bath, his face is full of loneliness and helplessness.
"You...... I beg you, don't touch me, I beg you......"
Xiaomei hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Okay, then promise me one condition, and I'll spare you. ”
Zhou Tianming almost laughed in his heart.
"What conditions?
Xiaomei hurriedly asked.
"The conditions are very simple, be my daughter-in-law, so that we won't have such a misunderstanding in the future, even if we take a bath together, it doesn't matter. Hey hey ......"
Zhou Tianming was very funny, stretched out a finger, and held up Xiaomei's chin, completely looking like a ruffian.
"I ...... Be your daughter-in-law?"
Xiaomei couldn't help but be stunned, she never thought that Zhou Tianming would say this.
"You want to be beautiful, I swear to death, old lady!"
Xiaomei said suddenly.
She has a stubborn temper, and she can't stand the threat of others, and now she is threatened by Zhou Tianming like this, and she can't help but feel stubborn in her heart.
"No, then I'm going to overlord the bow......"
Zhou Tianming had already put a hand in the water of the bath, and it seemed that he was about to reach out to touch Xiaomei's body.
"Zhou Tianming, you bastard!
Xiaomei suddenly, tears flowed from a pair of beautiful eyes.
Because she has been in the underworld for a long time, her skin is extremely pale, and now she is shedding tears, looking pitiful, pear blossoms with rain, which really makes people heartbroken when they see it.
Seeing this, Zhou Tianming couldn't help but feel soft in his heart, and he was joking with Xiaomei, just wanting to tease her, he was so hurt by her just now, and he just wanted a little revenge.
Now seeing his pitiful appearance, he finally couldn't bear it.
"Don't cry, I'll tease you, okay, wash slowly, I'm out." ”
Zhou Tianming turned around and rushed out of the door.
"Zhou Tianming, you bastard!"
The little beauty in the bath behind her back, smashing her hands straight into the water.
This guy is so hateful!