Chapter 30: Let's settle the score
The scar man glanced at the machete in his hand, full of murderous aura.
"Boy, I didn't expect it, did I? The scar man's hand holding the machete tightened.
The string of old and new cigarette scars on his arms was terrifying.
Lu Ping glanced at him: "I didn't bring any gifts, this is also called a visit? You are sliding the door and picking the lock, trespassing into the house, and you can be sentenced." ”
The man with the scar snorted coldly: "M's, you're quite calm! It's quite humorous! You're about to become crippled, and you're going to spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair, don't you feel it?" Kneel, kowtow to Lao Tzu to admit your mistakes, lick your toes, maybe me and my brothers can start a little lighter. ”
His subordinates in this group immediately smiled and leaned back together.
A yellow-haired man pointed at Lu Ping with a machete, grinned and scolded: "I didn't understand what the boss said, kneel!"
"Okay, fulfill you!" Lu Ping's expression froze!
"Ouch......"
Huang Mao's knees hurt and weakened, and he knelt down!
Lu Ping's leg was too fast, and no one could see clearly how this leg was kicked out.
All I heard was the moaning of the yellow fur and the sound of the machete falling to the ground.
"I can't get used to seeing you as a yellow-haired little monster, good hair, not dyed this color!" When Lu Ping saw him, he remembered another guy with yellow hair, the guy who collected loan sharks.
I guess that yellow hair has been washed into the sea now, right?
The yellow hair in front of him explained with an aggrieved face: "I was born, not dyed!"
"M's, there are two!" Scar snorted.
But he categorically would not take Lu Ping's little driver in his eyes.
Even if it kicks Huang Mao, it's pure luck.
And he relied on actual combat to work hard, and followed Brother Shan to sweep the rivers and lakes, and it was difficult to meet opponents.
What's more, he still has a sharp weapon!
remembered that day at the dinner table, this guy was a fox and a fake tiger under the banner of Hou Gongzi, forcing Brother Shan to break walnuts and burning cigarette scars, how could he bear this evil breath?
Now, if it falls into the hands of Lao Tzu, what will happen to him!
The scarred man shook the machete, obsessed with the pleasure of shame, and the corners of his mouth smugly rose higher and higher, just waiting for the brothers to cut this guy to the ground, and then he himself went up and broke his tendons......
Cool!
Suddenly, his hands were numb, and the smile he raised suddenly stopped.
With a bang, the machete in his hand fell to the ground.
In the retina, there seems to be a phantom imprint and a gust of wind.
Was that another kick from Lu Ping?
What's going on? Is it so fast?
Why didn't you react at all?
The scar man's expression was very complicated, and he also carried a little innocent feelings.
It feels like I spent a lot of money to marry my wife, and before I could hold my hand, I was put into the cave room by my rival...... It's hard to say bitter.
Then he shouted angrily: "Cut him, what are you doing in a daze?
"Ahh
Another guy looking for death, waving a knife and rushing up!
It's a pity that before he could hold the knife steadily, he was instigated by Lu Ping's slap, turned around several times in place, and counted the stars.
The others were frightened and retreated.
"Come on, let's go together!" Lu Ping beckoned with his hand.
But how can they have a chance to make a move?
Three times five divided by two, I saw Lu Ping wave a few times lightly, one by one, all lying down.
"Damn, this is too good to fight, right?" After witnessing the other party's neat skills, the scarred man who was about to pick up the machete and fight again looked dumbfounded.
He felt that there was no need to fight back.
If you fight back, you can only be beaten more.
The point is, I and these brothers have never succeeded in cutting a knife from beginning to end!
They didn't even touch the other party's hair, and they were all put down!
"It's so useless, you dare to send it to the door!" Lu Ping took out a cigarette, stuffed it into his mouth, and lit it.
Then he sat down cross-legged on the sofa, spitting smoke rings, and said to these remnants of the defeated soldiers: "Guys are neatly arranged, lined up facing me, kneel!"
Everyone is lying on their stomachs and squatting in various postures, you look at me, I look at you.
Perhaps because of the pressure to save face, no one is willing to take the lead in bowing their heads and giving in.
"Disobedient children, you have to educate!" Lu Ping touched an iron rod from the ground.
I walked over, picked up the cigarette scar man, and hit it on my ass!
"Ahh......h
The scar man pushed forward in pain, and his body jumped.
Bang Bang Bang!
Everyone's ass was followed by a stick!
The strength is just right, and the skin is open and the flesh is blooming.
It hurts to watch!
Pain makes people smarter, and obedience is the last word.
In this way, someone finally figured it out and knelt down first.
Immediately afterwards, the assembly line work, all knelt.
After all, the scar man was their leader, and in order to preserve his last dignity, he was the last to kneel.
As a result, he was slapped by Lu Ping again!
The reason is very simple, he is the boss and does not take the lead, who does he beat if he does not beat him?
They consciously lined up, and the postures were finally unified.
All of them touched their buttocks with their hands, looking at Lu Ping with pitiful eyes.
It seems to be asking God for forgiveness.
"Brother, we ...... We were also assigned by Brother Shan......" The man with the scar in the smoke broke out in a cold sweat on his face, wagging his tail and begging for mercy at Lu Ping.
When it comes to critical times, brothers are unreliable.
People haven't asked yet, this product has been supplied to the mastermind behind the scenes.
"Who do you call brother, are you worthy?" Lu Ping glared at him.
The man with the scar quickly changed his words: "Unworthy, unworthy!" Big brother, you know, we are all Xiao Dingshan's subordinates, we dare not listen to his words, let us go, we will never dare again......"
"Big brother, I'm not as big as you, I'm called grandpa!"
"Master...... yes!"
"The pronunciation is not accurate, it's not one, it's two!"
"Master...... Grandpa......"
"If I had your uncompetitive grandson, I would commit suicide early!"
The man with the scar was full of grievances, calling this not good, calling that not good, what is it called, you should give some hints!
"Okay, don't be afraid, you didn't hurt me anyway, did you? So, I won't do anything to you, let's do something real, let's settle the account first. ”
"Count...... What's the account?"
The scar man and his subordinates have black lines on their faces!
Yes, we didn't hurt you, but we were all badly hurt!
Is it really good that you still say such cool things at this time?
Lu Ping looked at the door, turned his head to look at the air conditioner on the wall, and said, "The door lock can't be pried white, and the air conditioner can't be blown in vain, there's nothing wrong with this, right?"
"We will compensate, we will compensate you......" The scar man took the lead in voting.
"But, what about the door locks, they are old anyway, they are all rusty, the air conditioner is also second-hand, and the electricity bill is not expensive in this community, so it doesn't add up to a lot of money......" Lu Ping snapped his fingers.
The scar man was moved to cry, this hero is too humane!
If it were someone else, the lion would have opened his mouth.
O kind man!
"Then, let's take 200,000 from you first. Let's make it, cash, mobile phones, valuables, you can all discount it. You're the boss, start with you!" Lu Ping pointed at the cigarette scar man and said with a look of loss.
The gap between the words before and after is too big, right?
The scar man is really going to cry this time!
"Two hundred thousand......? Too much, right?" the scar man haggled.
The grievance in his heart!
Nima, didn't you just pick the old lock and blow the air conditioner for a while?
Is the lock cylinder and electricity money added up to more than 200 yuan?
My heart is so black, I even asked for 200,000 of us!
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PS: Ladies and gentlemen, the door lock can't be pried white, the air conditioner can't be blown in vain, and the book can't be read in vain, there's nothing wrong with this, right?
However, the door lock is old and the air conditioner is second-hand...... But the book is a new book, a hot new book, so I'm going to order a collection, a recommendation ticket, a cheer or something, this is not too much, right?