The foreign Taoist priest took out two buckets of water from the store, cleaned the car at will, and then clapped his hands and said, "Let's go, go and copy their hometown." ”

Zhang Zizai howled, opened the co-pilot and sat down.

He changed into a security uniform, wiped his hair wax, and polished his shoes.

Bai Maruko: "You guys are going to blow up the bunker, why are you acting like a blind date?"

Boiled Bing's face was serious: "Don't Batman and Spider-Man all have uniforms? As a messenger of justice, I can't wear big pants and step on flip-flops." It doesn't look like a hero. After speaking, he glanced at Zhang Zizai on the car.

Zhang Zizai: "Who do you look down on? Don't Superman also wear pants?"

"yes, wait for me a little longer!"

Boil turned around and ran back into the room.

After a while, he walked out with two pairs of underwear.

"Is it better for me to wear blue, or is it better to wear red?"

......

In the end, he still didn't commit two crimes.

Mainly because all of his panties are boxy.

Several people drove to Causeway Bay together.

Shiramaruko didn't come, and she couldn't stand the smell of gasoline in the foreign priest's car.

When they arrived at the mahjong parlor, as soon as they pushed the door, dozens of big men held instruments and looked at them with a wary face.

When the bald guy saw them coming in, he hurriedly said to Brother Haonan on the side: "Boss!

He stepped forward: "The people are coming very well, don't move! We are ......."

Zhang Zizai hurriedly interrupted him.

He just thought of a self-righteous appearance in the car, but Zhang Zizai didn't dare to let him say it.

"We are the three young men of the Eastern Star, and we are here today to meet you in Red Star Causeway Bay!"

When the bald guy saw Xi Bing, he looked horrified and said, "You, you, you, aren't you dead?"

"Yes, I'm dead." ”

Bald man: "Then how can you still stand here?"

Boiling Bing: "Oh, the one who died just now is my brother, and the one who is here now is my brother." ”

Bald guy: "Huh, who are you?"

"I'm my brother's brother, my brother's brother!"

........

Dozens of shirtless, knife-wielding men with green dragons on the left and white tigers on the right surrounded them, while Zhang Zizai stood in the crowd, calm.

The foreign Taoist priest put his hands in his pockets, carried a large bag with a bulging bag, and after scanning the crowd, he said to a man sitting in the center, "You are Haonan?"

Haonan crossed Erlang's legs, held a toothpick in his mouth, and stared at a few people with slanted eyes: "You guys, you're quite bold, but ...... Since you've come to my territory, you have to give some face, and call me Brother Haonan according to the rules of the road, right?"

The foreign priest was furious and was about to take the guy out of his backpack.

Zhang Zi stopped him and signaled not to worry. Then he set aside the body painting models around them, carried a small bucket, nodded and walked towards Haonan.

"Brother Erlong Hao, don't mind. ”

"Haonan! It's not that Erlong Hao!"

"Okay, Brother Haonan. You see, he is a foreign devil, and he doesn't understand the rules of our road at all, so don't be like him. ”

Brother Hao Nan nodded with satisfaction and spit the toothpick on the ground.

"I don't know where our brothers offended you, I've always heard from friends on the road that your prime minister can support the boat in his belly, and he has always been an adult with a large number of masters, so I made a special trip to bring a few brothers to compensate you. ”

"Or you kid can talk. But ......" Brother Haonan looked up at Zhang Zizai: "You injured my little brother, how should this matter be calculated?"

Zhang Zizai acted as a reason: "Look, we came in a hurry, and we didn't prepare anything to apologize, so we carried this bucket." ”

Brother Hao Nan looked at his bucket, pinched his nose and said, "What, why does it smell so bad?"

"Dedicated to honoring you!" Zhang Zizai shouted, and poured the bucket along his head.

Brother Haonan was soaked in an instant, and the younger brothers were stunned, and they all shouted and scolded and rushed towards Zhang Zizi.

Brother Hao Nan hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop everyone and shouted, "Don't move!

When he made a sound, all the junior brothers didn't dare to step forward, so they could only stand in place and threaten and curse, asking Zhang Zizai to let go of their boss quickly.

A few people who were close to being splashed with gasoline quietly moved a few steps back.

Zhang Zizai ignored them, shook the oil barrel, and poured out the remaining little bottom, and then looked at Brother Haonan calmly: "Come and don't be rude, I don't know if you are still satisfied with this return gift?"

Brother Haonan stretched out his hand and wiped the gasoline on his face, and said wetly: "Brothers, you Brother Haonan and I just tried to burn the car, and you just let me take my life to pay compensation, this is a bit out of line with the rules of the road, right?"

Zhang Zizai threw the oil drum on the ground and said proudly: "Are you deaf? Didn't I tell you just now, my buddy is a foreigner, and he doesn't understand the broken rules on your road!"

Brother Hao Nan frowned his nose: "Brother, just now you said that you often heard my friends on the Tao mention me, why do you turn your face and don't recognize people now?

Zhang Zizai: "It's so strong!"

Brother Hao Nan realized that he was being teased, and said with a gloomy face: "Brother, it's not kind for you to do this!"

Zhang Zizi smiled, jumped up and rounded his arm, and slapped him in the face.

"Who's your brother!"

Brother Haonan covered his face, staring at Zhang Zizi with red eyes.

When the younger brothers on the side saw the boss being beaten, they were furious.

"Stinky boy, you're looking for death, right?"

"Do you dare to beat my eldest brother?

"Believe it or not, I chopped you up!"

"If you have the ability, you will burn it! Don't humiliate people!"

Brother Haonan said angrily: "Which grandson let him burn it? Get out of here!"

When the younger brothers heard this, they retreated one after another, and no one dared to speak out anymore.

Brother Hao Nan looked at Zhang Zizai and sighed and said, "Little ...... Big brother, what the hell do you want?"

Zhang Zizai: "I didn't think about anything, I just wanted to know, who instructed you to come to us?"

Brother Haonan: "You don't know?"

Zhang Zizai: "I know that I can still come to you?"

Brother Hao Nan saw that this group of people didn't know who he had provoked, and he felt a little more confident in his heart: "Tell you, you have offended people who should not be offended!"

Zhang Zizai: "?"

Brother Hao Nan: "I advise you to run away early, our gang of people are still light in small fights, if he starts a madness, your life will definitely be lost!"

Zhang Zizai smiled and said: "You don't need to worry about this matter all the time, you should always think about yourself first." With that, he reached into his pocket and rummaged through it.

A minute later, Zhang Zizai looked at the people present, and said with a smile: "Brother, which of you is on fire?"

Brother Hao Nan slammed the table, stood up and said, "You kid is playing with me, right?"

The younger brothers saw that Zhang Zizai had no fire on his body, and they also made a gesture to pounce on him.

At this time, a fireball flew out of the crowd, grazing Hao Nange's scalp and galloping past.

Brother Hao Nan was shocked into a cold sweat, and he was so frightened that he fell to the ground.

Zhang Zizai turned around, only to see the foreign Taoist priest pinching a few spirit runes, and said with a handsome face: "I don't guarantee that I can be so accurate every time." ”

Brother Hao Nan trembled on the ground, and angrily scolded the bald guy on the side: "Long hair! I told you a long time ago, no one who can afford to provoke the Yu family is a good stubble! You have to drill into the eyes of money, why are you doing this trip to troubled water!"

The bald guy nodded again and again, and said to Brother Haonan.

A flower-armed man on the side quietly poked the bald guy's waist and asked in a low voice, "Long hair, you took this job?"

Bald guy: "Fart! Where did I go to meet the Yu family! It's obvious that the boss is cowardly, so he deducted the shit basin on me!"

"The boss is really not righteous enough!" the flower-armed man took two steps to the side, distanced himself from the bald man, and put on an expression that I don't know you.

The foreign Taoist priest also came over and asked, "Yu family, which Yu family?"

Brother Haonan: "How many more Yu families can there be?"

"There are 10,293,500 registered residents in the city, of which there are more than 700,000 surnamed Yu, how many Yu families do you say?"

Brother Haonan: "Oh, I'm talking about the most famous one, have you heard of Huahua Sishao?"

"It turned out to be him after making trouble for a long time?" Zhang Zizai took out a lighter from the pocket of the foreign Taoist, lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, pointed to Brother Haonan and said, "Tell me his address." ”

Brother Hao Nan shrank back vigorously like a girl who was XX, watching Zhang Zizai's fingers holding a cigarette rubbing his skin and dangling around, and screamed in horror: "Take your hand away!"

Zhang Zizi was happy, leaned down and put his face against his face and took a deep puff of smoke and said, "Address!"

Brother Haonan: "I don't have his address, usually he calls me directly...... No, he called to inform Longhair. ”

Zhang Zizai: "Phone." ”

Brother Hao Nan hurriedly took out an oil-stained mobile phone from his pocket, and after flipping through it a few times, he handed it to Zhang Zizai.

Zhang Zizai said with a smile: "Didn't you say that you called to inform Changmao? Why is the number here for you?"

Brother Haonan was stunned for a moment, and then pointed at the bald guy and said, "This mobile phone is his!"

Zhang Zizai copied down his mobile phone number and went out with the foreign Taoist priest and Bingbing.

Walking to the door, Zhang Zizai turned his head: "This kind of unrighteous boss, what's the point of following?"

After speaking, he pinched the cigarette butt and flicked his fingers.

The cigarette butt crossed a perfect arc in the air and flew straight towards Brother Haonan.

Zhang Zizi turned his head and ran.

The foreign Taoist priest scolded with a smile behind his back: "Guapi! You all know about Wosi diesel, and there are good running drops!"

Zhang Zizai: "I played the cigarette butt in his collar!"

The foreign Taoist priest looked at Brother Haonan, who was jumping and scolding his mother in the door, and threw off his steps and chased after him: "Wait for me!"

......

The three of them returned to the Taoist house, and Bai Maruzi had already prepared a meal and waited for everyone to return to the court.

The tattooed brother sat on the sofa and watched TV, saw a few people coming back, and asked, "How is it?"

Zhang Zizai: "Watch your TV, there is no righteous thing, let's go to Chuang Dao Mountain, you enjoy Qingfu at home!"

The tattoo brother smiled: "Isn't this just seeing the highlights, besides, with a few of you coming forward, where can I use it." ”

Shirakumaruko brought the food to the table, took off his apron and said, "Have you found the mastermind behind it?"

Zhang Zizi nodded: "I only got a phone number, I don't know the address." ”

"Want an address? That's not easy. ”

Shiramaruko dialed the phone, and a man's voice came from the other side: "Hey?"

Bai Maruko: "Is it Mr. Yu?"

"I am. ”

Shiramaruko: "We have a copy of your courier here, but the address is not very clear, can you please tell us again?"